After sitting through my endless complaining over being called "milady", Joel and I share this exchange:
Joel: I should find something to call you.
JANE: You should. Be sure sure it's equally as condescending and sexist as "milady".
Joel: *thinking*
Joel: I know -- I'll wait until I'm not on your team, and after I kill you, I'll say "sorry, baby".
Very LOL on Vent