Ooh, I had to try.
Tittle tattle a tittle, but don't you dare belittle.
Just 'cause I'm in the middle doesn't mean I play the fiddle...
Okay, perhaps a tittle...
Now my tale doesn't whittle back there,
'Cause I've gotta split some hairs.
I consumed some tuck with a side of ixtle.
Put some sauce in the betwixt, and eat it mixed.
Lawl, complete essence of random, but I thought it was fun
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