Yeah, flying circus
1: What's happening, dudes?
2: We're having a really nice time. I'm dating Marilyn Monroe and also I have another girlfriend who's a mermaid. She's half woman, half fish.
[turns round to look]
2: It's Miranda, my girlfriend!
[as she comes out of the water we see that the top half of her is a fish, the bottom half is a woman]
1: Somehow I'd imagined she'd be a woman on top and a fish on the bottom.
2: No, that's the *stupid* way round!