4 days and Kiwi is a no show, is it all right if I take a stab at it?
"Oh, the humanity!"
"The turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement! Not since the Hindenburg tragedy has there been anything like this!"
That was one of the BEST episodes of
"WKRP In Cincinnati" EVER!
I HAVE to add this!:
For others who don't know about it: It was a show about a fictitious rock & roll music radio station. One Thanksgiving they decided to do a promotional stunt and give away turkeys in a grocery store parking lot.
Hundreds showed up at the store parking lot, awaiting their free holiday turkeys. Les Nessman - their milk toast "on the scene newsman" - was doing the live broadcast, and much to his surprise a helicopter bearing WKRP signage shows up, and the imbecile coordinator of the event begins to toss
live tom turkeys out of the helicopter, some 100 feet up!
The given quote was his astonished cries as they splattered on the pavement below, people running in all directions!