Oh, I love Monty Python's Flying Circus!!!! That's from that Crunchy Frog act, right?
Here's mine:
P1: "The guy who runs the place is a little temperamental, especially about the ordering procedure. He's secretly referred to as the Soup Nazi."
P2: "Why? What happens if you don't order right?"
P1: "He yells and you don't get your soup."