[19:21] BFM_JANE: i will send you a real biscuit though
[19:21] bfm_MrT©: oooooooh
[19:21] BFM_JANE: not some cookie
[19:24] bfm_MrT©: ty
[19:24] bfm_MrT©: i dont see it
[19:24] BFM_JANE: your biscuit?
[19:24] BFM_JANE: it should be smothered in gravy, you cant miss it
[19:25] bfm_MrT©: that is a scone
[19:25] bfm_MrT©: !
[19:25] BFM_JANE: no no no, it's a biscuit
[19:25] BFM_JANE: a big hot fluffy biscuit
[19:26] bfm_MrT©: called a scone
[19:26] bfm_MrT©: and u have it with jam!
[19:26] BFM_JANE: hang on, you
[19:27] bfm_MrT©: lol
[19:27] BFM_JANE: lol, and just like the other day, i can't find any appetizing pics of biscuits and gravy
[19:27] BFM_JANE: they all look disgusting, i'm so ashamed of american culinary tastes
[19:27] BFM_JANE: again
[19:28] bfm_MrT©: lol
[19:28] BFM_JANE: [image of a scone/ biscuit]
[19:28] bfm_MrT©: it is a scone
[19:28] BFM_JANE: well that one's not too bad, you eat it with a fork, not like sandwich
[19:29] bfm_MrT©: i googled scone
[19:29] bfm_MrT©: [image of a scone/ biscuit]
[19:29] BFM_JANE: hey, that's a biscuit!
[19:29] bfm_MrT©: no difference
[19:29] BFM_JANE: no difference at all
[19:29] bfm_MrT©: exaclty!
[19:29] BFM_JANE: except we put gravy on ours, and you put flowers and jam and other snooty english things on yours
[19:30] bfm_MrT©: lol
[19:30] BFM_JANE: not that the english are snooty
[19:30] bfm_MrT©: found it on google
[19:30] bfm_MrT©: umm
[19:30] bfm_MrT©: we invented the scone
[19:30] bfm_MrT©: u crazy americans took it and changed what u put it it
[19:31] BFM_JANE: biscuits are a blob of flour, water and a little salt and like cowboys made them because they're easy and they don't have to rise like bread
[19:31] BFM_JANE: biscuits are american
[19:31] bfm_MrT©: lol
[19:31] bfm_MrT©: that is raised!
[19:31] bfm_MrT©: u put in yeast to a scone
[19:31] BFM_JANE: it rises when it cooks
[19:32] bfm_MrT©: no
[19:32] BFM_JANE: gets fluffy and delicious
[19:32] bfm_MrT©: it rises when you put in yeast
[19:32] BFM_JANE: but you dont leave a biscuit/scone sitting out and letting it rise like you do breah
[19:32] BFM_JANE: bread
[19:32] bfm_MrT©: u know pitta bread? has only a tiny amount of yeast, therefore it is flat!
[19:32] BFM_JANE: bread has to sit before it's cooked or it will be flat
[19:33] BFM_JANE: biscuits dont
[19:33] BFM_JANE: pitas are alien to this conversation, do introduce new things
[19:33] BFM_JANE: i mean dont
[19:33] bfm_MrT©: lol
[19:33] bfm_MrT©: i am right
[19:33] bfm_MrT©: it is a scone
[19:33] BFM_JANE: biscuit
[19:34] BFM_JANE: but it does look scone-like
[19:34] bfm_MrT©: EXHIBIT A) [image of a biscuit/ cookie]
[19:34] bfm_MrT©: it is flat!
[19:34] bfm_MrT©: and a biscuit
[19:34] BFM_JANE: a sweet biscuit
[19:34] bfm_MrT©: you dont put yeast in this
[19:34] bfm_MrT©: you only get sweet biscuits...
[19:34] BFM_JANE: a blob of flour, water and a little sugar
[19:35] bfm_MrT©: the non sweet biscuit is called bread
[19:35] bfm_MrT©: EXHIBIT B) [image of bread]
[19:35] BFM_JANE: sweet "biscuits" are cookies, you silly goose
[19:35] bfm_MrT©: no
[19:35] bfm_MrT©: sweet biscuit is a biscuit
[19:36] bfm_MrT©: can i stop typing biscuit and just say B from now on, it is difficult to spell
[19:36] BFM_JANE: lol, agreed
[19:36] BFM_JANE: [Wiki page of Biscuit]
[19:36] bfm_MrT©: In American English it relates to a small soft leavened bread, somewhat similar to a scone
In British English it relates to a small and hard, often sweetened, flour based product, most akin in American English to a cookie
[19:36] bfm_MrT©: quote
[19:37] bfm_MrT©: ah
[19:37] BFM_JANE: i know! i just sent oyu the link!!
[19:37] bfm_MrT©: lol]
[19:37] BFM_JANE: rofl
[19:37] bfm_MrT©: so we are both right about B
[19:37] BFM_JANE: ha ha
[19:37] BFM_JANE: B
[19:37] bfm_MrT©: hmm
[19:37] BFM_JANE: i refuse to acknowledge your biscuits, im sorry to you AND wikipedia
[19:39] bfm_MrT©: lol
[19:39] bfm_MrT©: B
[19:39] BFM_JANE: c
[19:39] bfm_MrT©: is a flat thing
[19:39] bfm_MrT©: for us
[19:39] BFM_JANE: its fluffy
[19:39] bfm_MrT©: and bread for u
[19:39] BFM_JANE: for us
[19:39] BFM_JANE: not bread! >.<
[19:39] bfm_MrT©: wtvr
[19:39] bfm_MrT©: B is a scone
[19:39] BFM_JANE: pfft
[19:40] BFM_JANE: i'll accept that
[19:40] BFM_JANE: B is not a cookie
[19:40] bfm_MrT©: it is!
[19:40] bfm_MrT©: B is so a cookie
[19:40] BFM_JANE: YOU'RE a cookie!
[19:40] BFM_JANE: your face is a cookie
[19:40] bfm_MrT©: HOW DID U KNOW!!!!
[19:40] BFM_JANE: lol
[19:40] bfm_MrT©: OMG!
[19:42] BFM_JANE: a pic of a real bicuit? good
[19:42] BFM_JANE: ugh, B
[19:42] bfm_MrT©: lol
[19:42] bfm_MrT©: so a B is an american cookie
[19:43] bfm_MrT©: and a british scone
[19:43] BFM_JANE: right
[19:43] bfm_MrT©: wait
[19:43] bfm_MrT©: why would u have gravy with a B?
[19:43] BFM_JANE: because it's tasty
[19:43] BFM_JANE: not brown gravy
[19:43] bfm_MrT©: but sweet B with savory gravy?!
[19:44] BFM_JANE: real B aren't sweet
[19:44] BFM_JANE: not like some cookie
[19:44] BFM_JANE: scones and gravy
[19:44] bfm_MrT©: but scones ar??
[19:44] bfm_MrT©: scones are sweet
[19:44] BFM_JANE: scones are sweet?
[19:44] BFM_JANE: gross
[19:44] bfm_MrT©: why would u have a scone with gravy?
[19:44] bfm_MrT©: EWW
[19:44] BFM_JANE: bixuits aren't sweet
[19:45] BFM_JANE: lol, i really am just sayign B from now on
[19:45] bfm_MrT©: lol
[19:45] bfm_MrT©: gd
[19:45] bfm_MrT©: now i am confused
[19:45] bfm_MrT©: british B are sweet and flat
[19:45] BFM_JANE: so our Bs look like scones, but they are not
[19:45] BFM_JANE: nor are they cookies
[19:45] bfm_MrT©: American B is like a scone
[19:45] BFM_JANE: wrong, they're not sweet
[19:45] bfm_MrT©: British B is an american cookie
[19:46] bfm_MrT©: oh
[19:46] BFM_JANE: cowboys made them, so they're not sweet, they're bready and manly
[19:46] bfm_MrT©: british B are sweet and flat and an american cookie
American B is like a scone but not sweet
[19:46] bfm_MrT©: Jane eats non sweet scone with gravy
[19:46] BFM_JANE: sounds right
[19:47] bfm_MrT©: now i get it
[19:47] BFM_JANE: yay, high five
[19:47] bfm_MrT©: lol bready and manly XD
[19:47] BFM_JANE: i think we're both on the same page now
[19:47] * bfm_MrT© high5s JANE
[19:47] * BFM_JANE high fives MrT
[19:48] bfm_MrT©:
[19:48] bfm_MrT©: dont u have work
[19:48] bfm_MrT©: ?
[19:48] BFM_JANE: yes, i was leaving like a while ago, you are a part of the distracting internet
[19:48] bfm_MrT©: "[19:20] BFM_JANE: i need to get goin"
[19:48] BFM_JANE: curse you MrT, curse yooooooooooooooooooooooooou
[19:48] bfm_MrT©: that was 28 mins ago
[19:48] bfm_MrT©: lol
28 mins of entertainment ty Jane 
