Xfire Quotes

[RadZakpak]

lol yeah
[00:18] zakpak: i keep havin dreams of
[00:18] zakpak: meeting you, and you are betty white.......
[00:18] zakpak: ?????????????
[00:18] BFM_Shivrz: O.O
[00:18] zakpak: are you betty white?
[00:18] zakpak: LO)L
[00:18] zakpak: LOL
[00:18] BFM_Shivrz: whos that?
[00:18] BFM_Shivrz: XD
[00:18] zakpak: ......
[00:19] zakpak: shes like a very old comedian
[00:19] zakpak: like 70
[00:19] BFM_Shivrz: U SAYIN IM OLD? >:[
[00:19] zakpak: no
[00:19] BFM_Shivrz: boii, please >:[
[00:19] zakpak: i just keep havin dreams of that
[00:19] zakpak: but i have wierd dreams....
[00:19] BFM_Shivrz: lol
[00:20] zakpak: i had a drem of meeting an alien and we made the funniest youtube vid in history
[00:20] zakpak: 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 views
[00:20] zakpak: LOL
[00:21] zakpak: we did a dance
[00:21] zakpak: called the parentheses dance
[00:21] zakpak: 0.o
[00:21] BFM_Shivrz: lololol
[00:22] BFM_Shivrz: sooo
[00:22] zakpak: oooooos
[00:22] zakpak: reverse!
[00:22] BFM_Shivrz: lol
[00:22] zakpak: !esrever
[00:22] zakpak: lol
[00:23] zakpak: lol
[00:23] zakpak:
[00:23] BFM_Shivrz: lol
[00:23] zakpak: D:
[00:23] zakpak: Shivrz
[00:23] zakpak: zrvihS
[00:23] zakpak: zakpak
[00:23] zakpak: kapkaz
[00:23] BFM_Shivrz: lolololololololool
[00:23] zakpak: Halo
[00:23] zakpak: olaH
[00:24] BFM_Shivrz: o.o
[00:24] zakpak: soda
[00:24] zakpak: ados
[00:24] zakpak: lolwut
[00:24] zakpak: tuwlol
[00:24] zakpak: lazer
[00:24] zakpak: rezal
[00:24] zakpak: FLUFFY!
[00:24] zakpak: !YFFULF
[00:25] BFM_Shivrz: әɯosәʍɐ s! zɹʌ!Ⴁs
[00:25] zakpak: o.0
[00:25] zakpak: 0.o
[00:25] zakpak: Dr Pepper
[00:25] BFM_Shivrz: ʞdɐʞɐz
[00:25] zakpak: trppeP rD
[00:26] zakpak: zakapk?
[00:26] zakpak: u failed....
[00:26] zakpak: LOL
[00:26] BFM_Shivrz: lololol
[00:27] zakpak: lol
[00:27] BFM_Shivrz: DUUUDE
[00:28] BFM_Shivrz: IM SOOO GONNA WATCH HELLO KITTEH
[00:28] zakpak: ................
[00:28] zakpak: hello kitty?
[00:28] BFM_Shivrz: yeaahhh meeaannn
[00:28] zakpak: ....................
[00:28] BFM_Shivrz: maannn*
[00:28] BFM_Shivrz: xD
[00:28] BFM_Shivrz: that doesn't look like her...
[00:29] BFM_Shivrz: WHERED THAT PENGUIN COMNE FROM? >.>

[Tanxs1]

[21:43] BFM_Tanxs1: SCHOOLS CAN GO DAI
[21:43] zakpak: YES
[21:43] zakpak: IT WILL DAI NOW
[21:44] zakpak: * Pulls out AK-47
[21:44] * BFM_Tanxs1 pulls out water pistol
[21:44] BFM_Tanxs1: LETS DO THIS!!!!!!!!!!
[21:44] zakpak: .......
[21:44] BFM_Tanxs1: *squirt* *squirt*
[21:44] zakpak: how bout i go first....
[21:44] zakpak: LOL

[RadZakpak]

lol

[Tanxs1]

Xplode was threatening to remove me from the BFM clanlist. I didn't think he had the power to do that:

[14:58] BFM_Tanxs1: dont remove me from bfm's xfire clanlist!
[14:58] BFM_Tanxs1: ill be nice
[14:58] BFM_Xplod£: promise?
[14:58] BFM_Tanxs1: just leave me and the xfire clanlist alone
[14:58] BFM_Tanxs1: PROMISE?
[14:58] BFM_Tanxs1: no way
[14:58] BFM_Tanxs1: xD
[14:58] BFM_Xplod£: ok
[14:58] BFM_Xplod£: say bai
[14:58] BFM_Tanxs1: u cant do it
[14:59] BFM_Tanxs1: go on
[14:59] BFM_Tanxs1: i
[14:59] BFM_Tanxs1: dare u
[14:59] BFM_Tanxs1: bai
[14:59] BFM_Tanxs1: im waiting
[14:59] BFM_Xplod£: add me
[14:59] BFM_Tanxs1: ok...
[14:59] BFM_Tanxs1: go on
[14:59] BFM_Xplod£: so i can add you back to the clan
[14:59] BFM_Tanxs1: i dare you
[14:59] BFM_Xplod£: ok
[14:59] BFM_Tanxs1: bai
[14:59] BFM_Tanxs1:
[14:59] BFM_Tanxs1: u cant do it
[14:59] BFM_Tanxs1:
[14:59] BFM_Tanxs1: waiting...

This is where xplode removes me from BFMs xfire clanlist

[15:00] BFM_Tanxs1: :O
[15:00] BFM_Xplod£: have a look
[15:00] BFM_Tanxs1: RAGE!!!!
[15:00] BFM_Xplod£: LOL

He added me back.

[RadZakpak]

[21:13] zakpak: ZOMG
[21:13] zakpak: killed the spider
[21:13] zakpak: now how am i gonna remove the body....
[21:13] BFM_Shivrz: xD
[21:13] BFM_Shivrz: lol gj
[21:13] zakpak: OMG IMMA MURDERER!
[21:13] BFM_Shivrz: lolol
[21:13] zakpak: dangit
[21:13] zakpak: its alive!
[21:13] BFM_Shivrz: LOL

i was chatting with Shivrz and this crazy gross spider was stalking me so i tried hitting it with a shoe......

[Tanxs1]

The first bit I don't have, so ill try to remember it:

me: zakpak! you lies! (i quote zakpak saying that he said that in 20 mins he would go, and it had been 25 mins
zakpak: i was only guessing
me: 26 mins!

(actual quote starts here:)

[16:36] BFM_Tanxs1: With every minute you earn another year in da big house!
[16:36] zakpak: D:
[16:36] zakpak: wait
[16:36] BFM_Tanxs1: r u gona say mansion?
[16:36] zakpak: by "da big house" do you mean i get a mansion? SWEET!
[16:37] BFM_Tanxs1: ....................................
[16:37] zakpak: o.0
[16:37] zakpak: what........?
[16:37] BFM_Tanxs1: i know you so well zakpak............
[16:37] zakpak: UR SCAREH

It's true!

[RadZakpak]

 

[Awesome]

PR_Justin: actually i dont like dogs or cats
BFM_Shivrz: lol?
PR_Justin: i like humans?
BFM_Shivrz: lolol
PR_Justin: or...
PR_Justin: ....no just humans
BFM_Shivrz: lol
BFM_Shivrz: but...
BFM_Shivrz: humans are stupid,self-conceeded,greedy,selfish,rude, indginent creatures
PR_Justin: speak for yourself XD
PR_Justin: jk
BFM_Shivrz: lolol
BFM_Shivrz: oh wait? did i say humans?
BFM_Shivrz: i mean men......
BFM_Shivrz:
PR_Justin: its to late Shivrz this is going on xfire quotes
BFM_Shivrz: o.o
BFM_Shivrz: srsly??
BFM_Shivrz: xD
PR_Justin: yeah welll some of it mainly the part you were talking about yourself XD
BFM_Shivrz: ........
BFM_Shivrz: xD

[»Xâñ«]

The day I found out you could add yourself to xfire:

[10:19] bfm_Sandoz: Well shoot! HEY BFM SANDOZ!
[10:19] bfm_Sandoz: Well shoot! HEY BFM SANDOZ!
[10:19] bfm_Sandoz: OH SNAP! WHAT YA UP TO MAN!?
[10:19] bfm_Sandoz: OH SNAP! WHAT YA UP TO MAN!?
...

It turns out we have lots in common, but not alot to say...

A few convos my brother and I had:

lol reminds me of mr do and i

[14:32] BFM_Drauςus₪λ: act all beat up when u get on
[14:32] BFM_Drauςus₪λ: plz
[14:33] BFM_Drauςus₪λ: act as if I beat you up
[14:33] BFM_Sandoz: ...y?
[14:33] BFM_Drauςus₪λ: cause max asked you to beat you up as a joke and I really am not, and I told him that I am going to beat you up
[14:34] BFM_Sandoz: ok
[14:34] BFM_Sandoz: max?
[14:34] BFM_Sandoz: asked me to beat me?
[14:34] BFM_Drauςus₪λ: bfm_max
[14:34] BFM_Drauςus₪λ: max asked me to beat you up
[14:34] BFM_Sandoz: ok, much clearer
[14:34] BFM_Sandoz:
[14:34] BFM_Drauςus₪λ: so you wont make it tonight to the scrim
[14:34] BFM_Sandoz: ...y?
[14:35] BFM_Drauςus₪λ: you are on opposing team, DUH!
[14:35] BFM_Sandoz: er, dif cd keys?
[14:35] BFM_Sandoz: 2 comps?
[14:35] BFM_Sandoz: y not?
[14:35] BFM_Drauςus₪λ: im not understanding you
[14:36] BFM_Sandoz: we can play in the same server together on our 2 computers, y cant I play?
[14:36] BFM_Drauςus₪λ: cause max doesnt want you to play so we can beat you a lot easier
[14:36] BFM_Drauςus₪λ: beat your team a lot easier*
[14:37] BFM_Sandoz: ok, r u joking with me?
[14:38] BFM_Drauςus₪λ: no
[14:38] BFM_Drauςus₪λ: im joking about the fact that i have to beat you up
[14:38] BFM_Drauςus₪λ: i am not really going to beat you up
[14:38] BFM_Sandoz: so, your not joking about my teammate not wanting to win a scrim?
[14:39] BFM_Drauςus₪λ: get over here!

[15:24] BFM_Sandoz: hey, it looks like dad deleted our macros off this comp
[15:25] BFM_Sandoz: could you send me a copy from that pc?
[15:25] BFM_Drauςus₪λ: ye
[15:29] BFM_Drauςus₪λ: <Downloading file Macros.ahk>
[15:29] BFM_Drauςus₪λ: <Completed downloading file Macros.ahk in directory file:///C:\DOCUME~1\JERRIT~1\MYDOCU~1\HALOTO~1 >
[15:31] BFM_Sandoz: now how bout a copy of ur macros? or maybe mine?
[15:32] BFM_Sandoz: Hm, this is odd. Im talking to you through the internet would I could just yell across the house...
[15:32] BFM_Sandoz: or even just walk up to you and shoot a breeze...

[Tanxs1]

It was just me, zakpak and Justin in xfire chat room, and we was talking about Xbox 360 games.

[16:45] BFM_Tanxs1: Dw justin, zakpak is just mad cuz his kinectimal died
[16:45] PR_zakpak: i dont even have kinect.......
[16:45] BFM_Tanxs1: poor little tiger
[16:45] PR_Justin: im staying out of it.....
[16:45] BFM_Tanxs1: u named him "Masterchief"
[16:45] BFM_Tanxs1: HEHEHE
[16:45] PR_Justin: hahaha
[16:45] PR_zakpak: Double "facepalm"
[16:45] PR_Justin: that was a good one

[RadZakpak]

It was just me, zakpak and Justin in xfire chat room, and we was talking about Xbox 360 games.

[16:45] BFM_Tanxs1: Dw justin, zakpak is just mad cuz his kinectimal died
[16:45] PR_zakpak: i dont even have kinect.......
[16:45] BFM_Tanxs1: poor little tiger
[16:45] PR_Justin: im staying out of it.....
[16:45] BFM_Tanxs1: u named him "Masterchief"
[16:45] BFM_Tanxs1: HEHEHE
[16:45] PR_Justin: hahaha
[16:45] PR_zakpak: Double "facepalm"
[16:45] PR_Justin: that was a good one

*Facedesk*

[BFM_JANE]

[Tanxs1]

Zakpak was in the middle of downloading the new Black Ops maps:

[18:19] PR_zakpak: DOWNLOADED
[18:19] BFM_Tanxs1: u do know that u gotta pay a further 400 MS points to play the maps multiplayer.... right?
[18:20] PR_zakpak: .......
[18:20] BFM_Tanxs1: right now u can only do private matches
[18:20] BFM_Tanxs1: didnt u know?
[18:20] * BFM_Tanxs1 giggles
[18:20] PR_zakpak: Either  you are lying and im killing you. Or Microsoft will burn to the ground right now -_-
[18:20] PR_zakpak: Time to see...
[18:20] BFM_Tanxs1: im lying :(
[18:21] BFM_Tanxs1: I FEEL ASHAMED OF MYSELFD
[18:21] PR_zakpak: PHEW
[18:21] PR_zakpak: THANK YOU

[RadZakpak]

Zakpak was in the middle of downloading the new Black Ops maps:

[18:19] PR_zakpak: DOWNLOADED
[18:19] BFM_Tanxs1: u do know that u gotta pay a further 400 MS points to play the maps multiplayer.... right?
[18:20] PR_zakpak: .......
[18:20] BFM_Tanxs1: right now u can only do private matches
[18:20] BFM_Tanxs1: didnt u know?
[18:20] * BFM_Tanxs1 giggles
[18:20] PR_zakpak: Either  you are lying and im killing you. Or Microsoft will burn to the ground right now -_-
[18:20] PR_zakpak: Time to see...
[18:20] BFM_Tanxs1: im lying :(
[18:21] BFM_Tanxs1: I FEEL ASHAMED OF MYSELFD
[18:21] PR_zakpak: PHEW
[18:21] PR_zakpak: THANK YOU

I was so angry xD

[Tanxs1]

We was having a conversation, and I said I don't like reading.

[15:46] RadZakpak: Tanxs...don't make me sing an annoyingly high pitched song on why reading is good... ;P
[15:46] <Calling RadZakpak>
[15:46] BFM_Tanxs1: OH I WILL
[15:46] <Call established to RadZakpak (Medium)>
[15:46] <Push-to-talk is enabled. Press "Mouse Button 3" to activate your microphone>
RadZakpak: Hi...
BFM_Tanxs1: Sing the song!
RadZakpak: Yeah, I wasn't prepared for this...
BFM_Tanxs1 + RadZakpak: *Laughter*
[15:46] <Call ended>
[15:47] BFM_Tanxs1: tisk tisk
[15:47] RadZakpak: xD