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Offline BFM_Mil

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Re: In-game Quotes
« Reply #105 on: September 27, 2010, 09:25:46 AM »
Z11MACATACK: Does BFM ever leave the server?
BFM_Mil: Well we have our lives lol
BFM_Lemming: speak for yourself mil
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Re: In-game Quotes
« Reply #106 on: October 04, 2010, 03:12:49 PM »
I was meat-seating and someone else (for now named gunner) was talking to me whilst another person drove

gunner: how you liking the barf seat BULK?
Me: not to well, my master chief was sick
gunner: ah come on man just had it washed
me: dw about it, it's just filling up in his helmet
driver:lemme know when it goes above your nose level, you can hop out and grab a health pack


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Re: In-game Quotes
« Reply #107 on: October 26, 2010, 09:48:11 AM »

RANDOMS!!!!:  hi
RANDOMS!!!!:  can i get an update
RANDOMS!!!!:  update me
BFM_JANE:  the dow jones is down 30 points


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Offline BFM_JANE

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Re: In-game Quotes
« Reply #108 on: November 01, 2010, 10:59:30 AM »

BFM_JANE: did you know its spelled raspberry?
Rassberry: its spelled raspberry, except when its spelled rassberry
BFM_dStruct: did you know only the first letter of names are capitalized, Jane?
BFM_JANE: you should talk, dStruct


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Offline ßlitz

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Re: In-game Quotes
« Reply #109 on: November 01, 2010, 12:33:07 PM »
happened a long time ago. I don't remember exactly what was said but it went something like this

random player was camping and spam nading at every hog in site

BFM_Random: *WARNING* Please do not camp

random player: I don't have a car" (always cracks me up when called a car, LOL)

random player is still camping and tossing nades at everything in site. He stuck a plasma on a loaded hog.

BFM_Random killed by random player
player 2 killed by random player
player 3 killed by random player

BFM_Random: Random player, if you jack a hog, you MUST use it.

random player: what's a hog?

BFM_Random: the vehicle we use to race these maps

random player is still camping

BFM_Random: *WARNING* Please do not camp

BFM_Random: 2nd warning, random player

random player: i'm not camping, I don't have a jeep (LOL, cracks me up)

BFM_Random: you just jacked another hog, when you jack a hog, you MUST use it

random player: ok

random player still camping

BFM_Random: *WARNING* Please do not camp

BFM_Random: 3rd warning, random player

random player: but I brought my sleeping bag

me:LOL
player 2:LOL
Player 3 LOL
Player 4:LOL

BFM_Random: NOT FUNNY
BFM_Random: random player, this is a race server, please get in a hog and race

random player: ok

BFM_Random: random player, this is your last warning, get in a hog and race
BFM_Random: if you jack a hog you MUST use it

random player: that one had a flat
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Re: In-game Quotes
« Reply #110 on: November 01, 2010, 02:40:24 PM »
Quote from: BFM_JANE on April 07, 2009, 07:38:06 AM
Earlier today:

A player called something like »¼§~P~¥¼« was breaking a few rules.

BFM_GAV:  jane how did you type the name of the guy with the alt codes
BFM_JANE:  i didnt...
BFM_GAV:  no, how do you type the name with alt codes
BFM_JANE:  oh you hold alt and hit some numbers
BFM_JANE:  ™ Ü £   (the ™ is the only one i know, the others made by pressing random numbers)
BFM_JANE:  oh wait, im stupid
BFM_GAV:  i mean i dont know what to call him
BFM_JANE:  i would just call him SPY
»¼§~P~¥¼«:  hm?
BFM_JANE:  see?
BFM_GAV:  yep


I had a chuckle over it. ;D


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Re: In-game Quotes
« Reply #111 on: November 02, 2010, 03:49:10 PM »
Quote from: PR_ßlitz on November 01, 2010, 12:33:07 PM
happened a long time ago. I don't remember exactly what was said but it went something like this

random player was camping and spam nading at every hog in site

BFM_Random: *WARNING* Please do not camp

random player: I don't have a car" (always cracks me up when called a car, LOL)

random player is still camping and tossing nades at everything in site. He stuck a plasma on a loaded hog.

BFM_Random killed by random player
player 2 killed by random player
player 3 killed by random player

BFM_Random: Random player, if you jack a hog, you MUST use it.

random player: what's a hog?

BFM_Random: the vehicle we use to race these maps

random player is still camping

BFM_Random: *WARNING* Please do not camp

BFM_Random: 2nd warning, random player

random player: i'm not camping, I don't have a jeep (LOL, cracks me up)

BFM_Random: you just jacked another hog, when you jack a hog, you MUST use it

random player: ok

random player still camping

BFM_Random: *WARNING* Please do not camp

BFM_Random: 3rd warning, random player

random player: but I brought my sleeping bag

me:LOL
player 2:LOL
Player 3 LOL
Player 4:LOL

BFM_Random: NOT FUNNY
BFM_Random: random player, this is a race server, please get in a hog and race

random player: ok

BFM_Random: random player, this is your last warning, get in a hog and race
BFM_Random: if you jack a hog you MUST use it

random player: that one had a flat
quite rudemut amusing
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Re: In-game Quotes
« Reply #112 on: November 03, 2010, 04:43:20 AM »
Quote from: BFM_JANE on November 01, 2010, 10:59:30 AM

BFM_JANE: did you know its spelled raspberry?
Rassberry: its spelled raspberry, except when its spelled rassberry
BFM_dStruct: did you know only the first letter of names are capitalized, Jane?
BFM_JANE: you should talk, dStruct




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Offline TUR80

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Re: In-game Quotes
« Reply #113 on: November 04, 2010, 03:24:45 PM »
i was racing a couple weeks ago and some one said 'man im lagging bad'
then some one else said 'yeah, your warping more than the do in star trek'
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26/07/2010-Corperal assigned - LEGO and then Tails
17/09/2010- Got Xfire (thanks Fuzzy for the introduction)
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30/12/2010- Got Little Tags(thanks Xplode and Slim)
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Re: In-game Quotes
« Reply #114 on: November 04, 2010, 03:29:40 PM »
was racing with invert the other day and there was a troublemaker, invert kicked him,

Then some one said, somthing like . you inverted him?
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Re: In-game Quotes
« Reply #115 on: November 04, 2010, 03:33:57 PM »
Quote from: bfm_Zeek on November 04, 2010, 03:29:40 PM
was racing with invert the other day and there was a troublemaker, invert kicked him,

Then some one said, somthing like . you inverted him?

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Re: In-game Quotes
« Reply #116 on: November 04, 2010, 11:30:47 PM »
Quote from: PR_ßlitz on November 01, 2010, 12:33:07 PM
BFM_Random: *WARNING* Please do not camp

BFM_Random: 3rd warning, random player

random player: but I brought my sleeping bag


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Re: In-game Quotes
« Reply #117 on: November 05, 2010, 02:55:26 PM »
BFM_Marty: Please don't shout, I've run out of asprin
Random: We don't need to hear about your head problems
BFM_Marty: *WARNING* PLEASE DON'T DISAGREE WITH MY STRANGER WARNINGS
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Re: In-game Quotes
« Reply #118 on: November 05, 2010, 04:03:40 PM »
i LOVE this thread
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Re: In-game Quotes
« Reply #119 on: November 21, 2010, 03:06:56 AM »
I was passenger, Nemesis23 was gunner, and some other dude was driving on Death Island.

" [....] " is the hog chat. the [ ] brackets is us talking in hog chat.

[BFM_Tanxs1]: please kill them nemesis!
[BFM_Tanxs1]: i dont wona die!
[BFM_Tanxs1]: i have a box of chocolates in my home
[BFM_Tanxs1]: if i die who will eat them?
[BFM_Tanxs1]: who!?!?!?
[Nemesis23]: me
Nemesis23 (NOT in hog chat, in global chat): everybody kill tanxs so i can have his chocolates
[BFM_Tanxs1]: i am so glueing your hands to the turret for that

something along those lines
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