What's the quote, Octane? Sounds cool =D
Okay, my turn:
I hold an official Australian and (as far as I know) World Record for the highest play in a sanctioned Scrabble tournament for a word that did not span two triple word scores. (A word that spans two triple word scores receives a bonus of 9x the original score, so removing this possibility means a lower scoring word, which I hold the record for
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EDIT: For interests sake, the word is "BEZIQUES", played with no blanks. It scored 164 points.
Definition: Bezique (in French, bézique) is a melding and trick-taking card game for two players.
EDIT2: The above is the name of the game, and therefore would not be allowed in Scrabble as it is a proper-noun. HOWEVER, any meld you make in the game is also called a bezique and for some reason this word and its plural is allowed.