school/work quotes

[VampyR]

ok, il add a couple which have happened lately and havent...

Waiting outside Science

Me: You ever notice how Green this place is.
Owen: it's always been green...
*pause*
Me: ...be quiet...

Inside a science lesson
Teacher: Every Action has an equal and opposite reaction.
Me: really?
Owen: Yeh you aint payed attention until now?
Me: No, wanna test the thing?
Owen: Yeh sure
*I pick up a stool slightly and drop it on owen's toe*
Owen: ok... Owch...
Me: hmm... Interesting..
Owen: Indeed

[Goalie]

My marching band director: "The Chemistry of Sound."  <- a new book that he's putting out, apparently.

Next on his agenda: "The Economics of Chair-Placement"
"The Biology of the Tuba" (he has a Ph.D in Tuba)
"The Engineering of the 8-to-5"
"The Electronics of a Uniform"
"The Circle of Band Geeks"

[snowkiller]

i just got back from my soccer class. i was on defence and i was going to block a shot, and of course i missed the ball completely, and i turned to face our goal to see what happened and all of a sudden POW, i got tackled by my own teammate.

P: oh gosh, sorry, you came out of nowhere.

me: you did too

P: nice defence.

me: nice hit.

we were laughing so hard.

[VampyR]

soccer... hmm....

*corner comes over*
Me: I got It!
*Attempts Bycycle kick, just failed and Kicked himself in the face, missing the ball completely*
Tom: You Alright?
Me: oh yeh sure, gotta stop trying that, dont think il ever get it right
Tom: you've tried it before?
Me: Yep, same outcome

*later on*
Sir: Ok Pat, Come rest your legs, grant your on.
Me: Good luck grant.
*i walk to the sideline*
Sir: What happened?
Me: Elbowed in the Leg
Sir: Ok.. *pause* wait how did you get elbowed... in the leg?
Me: I jumped and He was small?
Sir: Ah, Right

More to come

[BFM_Mil]

In physics class:

Our teacher told us to do some exercises from the book and after that we could leave. Like 20 minutes after most of the people left leaving me and 3 of my colleagues in the classroom. I looked at them and I noticed they were discussing soccer. In the next moment the teacher went towards them and started discussing soccer aswell.

I was in my seat laughing and was only half way through to finish everything |:

[snowkiller]

today in govt we were talking about about who and aginst who for president in the past

prof: who did the democrats nominate?

kid: nixon?

prof: why would the democrats nominate a repbulican?

kid: because im an idiot

everyone just found that soo funny, and it was.... for some odd reason.

[StarZ]

so all the 6th graders on my bus went to camp last week, and just came back and one of them decided to talk to me
Timmy: Hey starz, guess what
Me: what?
Timmy: we've matured since we've been away...
Me: oh?
Timmy: yeah, now lets talk taxes...
Me:

lol silly timmy  (and yes... his name really is timmy... )

[VampyR]

hmm... couple from today...


Me : I'd Dance on Your Grave.
Tom: I love you too man
Me: i know.


Owen: I can Break these Cuffs!
Me: You Aint wearin any owen?
Owen: You cant Break These Cuffs...
Me: Wait you THink im Jealos?
Owen: Just cos i can break these cuffs.
Me: Bring it!
*Me and Owen Both Struggle with Invisible Handcuffs*
Zach: What are you guys Doing?
Me: Breaking Cuffs...
Zach: You both look stupid.
Me: Like your face?

good times?

[BFM_Noddu]

History exam was today, and if we recall from my last post my good friend Al wasn't too sharp when it came to History...

Al: Oh man, ooooh man, oh man...
Me: Whats wrong al? If you stress alot you'll lose your hair.
Al: I don't know anything about Henry VII, nothing at all!
Me: Consult your Henry VII family tree...

*He rummages trhough notes to pull it out*

Al: Any history essay that contains the name 'Pikachu' is an automatic fail *he sighs* can I borrow your work.
Me: Uh no... for that family tree I had  Winston Churchill instead of Henry VI, how can a man in the 20th century be the father of a man in the 16th century.
Al: Want to have a cry.
Me: I think we're due for one.

[Marineğ]

ok this is one from class

Teacher: Wher do indians come from
Me:indiana?
SOK(some other kid): India
Teacher: where do Romans come from?
Me:Romania?
every and the the teacher laughing and i was like um what did i do?

This one happnened on the bus
Eric:Throw the quarter
Me: come on man throw the quater
Wesley:Throw the quarter? Throw the quater? Were up on a hill. Quater NO go
Eric:You do  know hills go down right?
Laughters everywhere

[snowkiller]

last night in class we got done talking about points for homework and this followed:


Professor: who here knows where so and so's office is here.

some kids raises his hand.

Pro.: good, you can be my little assistant of the hour

Stuident: how points is it worth?

Pro: none.

[StarZ]

this was at lunch and everyone was sitting on one side of the table when liz came

Liz: why are you guys all on one side of the table?
Hayley: i dunno
Liz: great. now im all alone! you know what?!? this is my side of the table! im gonna name it, THE LIZ COOL SIDE!
* some random kid comes over and sits on liz's side of the table*
Liz: welcome to the LIZ COOL SIDE!!! 
* kid stares at liz, gets up, and walks away*
Liz: he'll be back.. you cant resist the liz cool side!!!!
Everyone else not on the liz cool side: 

[jim360]

This one happened a while ago:

Teacher: If I don't bring your homework back next lesson I'll throw myself out of the window.

the next lesson...

students: where's our homework then?
Teacher: I couldn't b bothered carrying it all the way up three flights of stairs.
students: throw yourself out of the window then!
Teacher: No.
students: but you promised you would!

She didn't, for some reason.

[snowkiller]

Me: a lot of bad things have been happening to me lately.
K: thats because of karma.
J: karma?
K: yes, karma. you need to go help the people you hurt.
Me: no, they all started it.
K: i have a feeling that if you dont then karma will make you have the worst day of your life tomorrow.
Me: everyday is the worst day if my life.

it was funny b/c we knew it wasnt true.

[MrTİ]

Teach: Okay here is a sheat of paper to do your graph (homework) on
Pupil: So sir, do we need to stick it in our books
Me (sarcasticly): No, you have to loose it so he wont mark it, it's part of the challenge.
Pupil: Really, okay.
Me and friend: