I have a few friends that are absolutely ridiculous. They say the most stupid stuff ever but the way they say it is hilarious. Recently one of them whose name is Adam has said quite a few stupid comments that have been immortalized (aka put in the quotes section on my Facebook page).
First one requires a little backstory. Recently they've been calling me a "ninja" mostly because I have a tendency to sneak up on people, both accidentally and on purpose, without them noticing. Trying to figure out if the word ninja is actually a verb (we still think it is) we decided that you can't use ninja techniques on a ninja, and the reason you might ask?
Adam: You can't ninja a ninja, that's like cameling a camel, and camel isn't even a verb!
Another one, again needs a little backstory. One day I was able to climb through my history teachers window which was close to the ground instead of using the door, and since she didn't really care it was funny to do. We were trying to figure out who else we could do it to, and my other friend Dan threw out a suggestion:
Dan: What do you think would happen if you tried to climb through Mr. D's window?
Me: I can't do that, it's too high up
Adam: Yeah you'd need the upper body strength of a mongoose to get up there!
Let that soak in for a few seconds...
Last one, Dan needed to get something from the gym locker room, and Adam decided to come with him, even though Dan didn't really see the point of it. Of course Adam has a reason...
Dan: I need to get ____'s clothes out of his locker
Adam: I'll come with you
Dan: You don't need to come don't worry about it
Adam: You never know, there could be mountain lions down there!
For the most part you kinda needed to be there but you can appreciate the stupidity of some of these comments...