Minute Mysteries Game!

[BFM_SüprM@ñ]

Was he in a military aircraft? Yes

[BFM_Kiwi]

Was the military person that killed him an enemy? No

Or were they from the same country? Yes

Did he die in the aircraft? No

[BFM_Kiwi]

Was he in the aircraft after he was dead? No

[BFM_Kiwi]

So he I guess arrived in Antartica via military aircraft? Yes
But otherwise, the aircraft isn't relevant? The aircraft IS relevant.

[BFM_SüprM@ñ]

Would his death be attributed to a lack of oxygen? Yes, actually!!!!

[Miser]

Ok, I've compiled all this data and I believe I have come up with a reasonable answer. Two men left an American air force base with a private sector researcher named chuck. Chuck's name is irrelevant making chuck irrelevant. The flight is commissioned by the U.S. government to discover proof of global warming. The two men, and berry (The researcher formally known as chuck (It was changed to berry because berry is 10% more relevant that chuck (and 10% of 0 is 0))) begin their long flight towards Antarctica. When they enter airspace over Antarctica, Berry requests that they land so that he may take samples of the ground below. Unfortunately for the poor men above, the polar bears inhabiting the ground below are waiting in little snow bunkers they built to attack the men. When the plane finally landed the bears jumped from their positions only to acquire a mean case of brain freeze (Antarctica is cold, and yes, bears get brain freeze from being in cold climates) causing them to forget what they were doing. However, one bear, Penelope (a name atleast 50% more relevant then Berry) had extra fur around her face due to horrible fashion advice and was able to bear (lol at bear) the cold climate. Penelope hid in the large plane while the men took samples and made a snowman. Once the plane lifted off back into the air Penelope attacked Berry who screamed horribly. However, the two military men did not heed the screams because both Berry and Penelope are irrelevant. After Berry's demise, one of the military men went to get coffee, slipped on the snow samples they brought on board and fell out of the loosely secured door. Luckily, he had brought his parachute and waited for a safe moment to open it. When he reached 1000 feet above ground he opened his parachute only to find that it too, was irrelevant. While falling he swallowed a bug which caused him to choke to death, landing in the crevaaaaaahhhhhhs where he was mauled by Penelope's friend, Penelopenguin.



Yes. Clearly. 

[BFM_JANE]

[BFM_SüprM@ñ]

I want to take a stab at an answer so badly, but I don't think I know enough quite yet...

= / Patience..... v.v


Was Chuck/Berry in a fighter jet or some kind of cargo plane? (I know it's not yes/no, but it only has two options so c'mon... pls? xD) A non-fighter jet military plane.

[BFM_Kiwi]

Dude, Miser already guessed it.

[BFM_Hydra]

Seriously, it's not as difficult was the suggestion Miser posted. I thought this would be gone after about an hour lol.

[BFM_SüprM@ñ]

Just stating some facts here....

So he was in a military aircraft, nothing fancy, and a fellow soldier(w/e) murdered him. He died due to a lack of oxygen and was found in a crevasse in Antarctica... Hrm..... my guess is that he knew something that someone didn't want him to know, so they had a "buddy" of his take him out and just kind of push him out of the plane. The "buddy" choked the guy to death before pushing him out of the plane, just in case he might survive the fall (which is highly unlikely but still possible). In the struggle he was hit with a blow dart, which was a dud, and after being pushed out of the plane he landed on a steep slope which he slid down. He finally landed at the mouth of a cave, at which point a "bear" (who aren't native to Antarctica) mauled him and kind of flung his body into a "crevasse." Unfortunately for the bear, his paw got stuck on the soldier's harness, which he happened to wear 24/7, and was dragged down into the "crevasse" as well where he froze. -nods- End of story. xD

[Miser]

Just stating some facts here....

So he was in a military aircraft, nothing fancy, and a fellow soldier(w/e) murdered him. He died due to a lack of oxygen and was found in a crevasse in Antarctica... Hrm..... my guess is that he knew something that someone didn't want him to know, so they had a "buddy" of his take him out and just kind of push him out of the plane. The "buddy" choked the guy to death before pushing him out of the plane, just in case he might survive the fall (which is highly unlikely but still possible). In the struggle he was hit with a blow dart, which was a dud, and after being pushed out of the plane he landed on a steep slope which he slid down. He finally landed at the mouth of a cave, at which point a "bear" (who aren't native to Antarctica) mauled him and kind of flung his body into a "crevasse." Unfortunately for the bear, his paw got stuck on the soldier's harness, which he happened to wear 24/7, and was dragged down into the "crevasse" as well where he froze. -nods- End of story. xD

What about penelopenguin!?

[BFM_Hydra]

Pretty close, Suprman

I'll give it to you with the answer.


There were 3 men in an enemy spy aircraft flying VERY high over Antarctica. One was the pilot. The other two had a disagreement in the back and, unbeknownst to the pilot, had a bit of a scuffle. The door opened and one of the men was pushed out. Due to the height and freezing temperatures there was little oxygen and he died. He then landed in Antarcitca, in a crevasse, and got mauled by a bear. The end!

[BFM_SüprM@ñ]

Ah, I was thinking that the lack of oxygen would be due to altitude, but since it wasn't a fighter jet kind of thing I didn't think that they would be "VERY" high. -nods- Now that I understand they're spies it does make sense. xD Woot for the mauling at the end. = )

[BFM_Kiwi]

You forgot the dart.