Author Topic: Post your ORIGINAL Haiku's here! (Read 124279 times)

AR~Hiro P · « **Reply #420 on:** April 28, 2008, 08:13:38 AM »

In a locked room waits
The answer to my question
Meaning of Life? Forty-two

***there is a "literature" reference there...hope somebody gets it***

MrMxyzptlk · « **Reply #421 on:** April 28, 2008, 04:08:33 PM »

Deep Thought pondering...

... 7.5 million years ...

"You won't like answer..."

Goalie · « **Reply #422 on:** April 29, 2008, 05:54:29 PM »

I don't understand...
Mxy, you talk in riddles.
I hate riddles, man.

AR~Hiro P · « **Reply #423 on:** April 29, 2008, 09:43:23 PM »

Thanks Mxy...you made my day!

BFM_JANE · « **Reply #424 on:** May 14, 2008, 03:56:13 PM »

"Maid in Manhattan"
J.Lo acting? I don't know...
I'm undecided.

MrMxyzptlk · « **Reply #425 on:** May 31, 2008, 12:43:09 AM »

Republican? Or

Democrat? NAH! Think I'll vote

UNDECIDED! (Pwnd!)

BFM_JANE · « **Reply #426 on:** May 31, 2008, 12:54:51 AM »

Float down the river.
My raft carries me away
'Cuz I lost my oar.

Floyd · « **Reply #427 on:** May 31, 2008, 08:25:07 AM »

Up the creek again
This time it is not my fault
The cows told me to

Bonessi · « **Reply #428 on:** June 10, 2008, 05:35:39 PM »

Haiku, Haiku.
How I dislike Haikus.
They used to make us write them in middle school.
How I Dislike Haikus.

-Bonessi

Goalie · « **Reply #429 on:** June 10, 2008, 08:41:35 PM »

For future reference,
Bon, end with the same number
That you started with.

(of syllables I mean)

BFM_Hlao · « **Reply #430 on:** June 15, 2008, 09:45:34 AM »

Polysyllabic,
Makes me sound educated,
Really I'm a dunce.

AR~Hiro P · « **Reply #431 on:** June 16, 2008, 07:20:48 AM »

Wore a dunce cap once,
When I was in the first grade.
Very un-P.C.

BFM_JANE · « **Reply #432 on:** June 18, 2008, 03:37:51 PM »

I gotta pee, see?
I waited 'long as I could.
"Powdering my nose."

AR~Hiro P · « **Reply #433 on:** June 26, 2008, 01:14:48 PM »

The nose always knows.
Is this a detective tale?
No, tis but a chef.

IZZZI · « **Reply #434 on:** August 01, 2008, 06:49:20 AM »

My Hog has no nose
but with Enoch my gunner
we sniffed out trouble!

IZZZI

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