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Re: Post your ORIGINAL Haiku's here!
« Reply #90 on: September 30, 2007, 11:10:11 PM »
Parallel parking
Not the funnest thing to do.
Perpendicular.

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Re: Post your ORIGINAL Haiku's here!
« Reply #91 on: October 01, 2007, 12:40:19 AM »


X2 + y2
equals hypoteneus2
A right-triangle!


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Re: Post your ORIGINAL Haiku's here!
« Reply #92 on: October 01, 2007, 04:18:06 AM »
I prefer meals squared
And I prefer my ice cubed
Sandwiches quartered

MODIFY: :giggle: I'm sure that's not right but that's my haiku!
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Re: Post your ORIGINAL Haiku's here!
« Reply #93 on: October 01, 2007, 12:17:41 PM »
Aw, geez, I missed lunch.
Your haiku ruined it, Jane.
Now I'm SO hungry!!

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Re: Post your ORIGINAL Haiku's here!
« Reply #94 on: October 01, 2007, 05:46:17 PM »
Rudy ruined it
He ruined his rune rupee
rotten roubles, too....


(Raught-Roh!  ::)  ;D )
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Re: Post your ORIGINAL Haiku's here!
« Reply #95 on: October 02, 2007, 10:51:51 AM »
Twilight Princess, fun.
Rupee's galore, money rules.
Whats a roubell-thing?!

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Re: Post your ORIGINAL Haiku's here!
« Reply #96 on: October 02, 2007, 07:55:30 PM »
undeniably
a currency of Russia,
but it's spelled rubel

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Re: Post your ORIGINAL Haiku's here!
« Reply #97 on: October 02, 2007, 08:14:14 PM »
Rubel, rubble, cool.
The rebels are rebelling.
Rebelling rebels O_o.

the O_o isn't supposed to be part of the Haiku :P.

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« Reply #98 on: October 02, 2007, 11:49:52 PM »

Betty and Wilma
Barney, Fred, and Dino too!
Call Bedrock their home!


(Name the cartoon in your next Haiku!)


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Re: Post your ORIGINAL Haiku's here!
« Reply #99 on: October 03, 2007, 12:00:18 AM »
The Flinstones! LOVE IT!
"Flinstones, we're the Flinstones"... ahh.
Childhood memories...

Modified to add quotes and syllable :D.
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Re: Post your ORIGINAL Haiku's here!
« Reply #100 on: October 03, 2007, 12:09:14 AM »
Kids are disgusting
They smell like dirty candy
And just as sticky

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« Reply #101 on: October 03, 2007, 12:10:38 AM »
I feel so... so... hm..
Unloved, I guess you can say.
I'm a whole 14!

EDIT: Accidentally had something in mind, but typed the wrong thing. Second one had 8 syllables :toughguy:.
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Re: Post your ORIGINAL Haiku's here!
« Reply #102 on: October 03, 2007, 05:46:32 PM »
True...kids are sticky,
and they make me so tired
.......I think I'll keep them

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Re: Post your ORIGINAL Haiku's here!
« Reply #103 on: October 03, 2007, 08:18:44 PM »
Frag and plasma nades.
Sticky and bouncy, like kids.
Erm, most kids at least.

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Re: Post your ORIGINAL Haiku's here!
« Reply #104 on: October 04, 2007, 02:16:51 AM »
A RIDDLE-KU

Fewer than the sum
Not necessarily one
Never at the end



What's the link? ;D


MODIFY: Oh, and Plixity, I hope you know I was talking about 3-year-olds up there!
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