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Offline MrMxyzptlk

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Re: Post your ORIGINAL Haiku's here!
« Reply #285 on: November 30, 2007, 11:15:58 PM »


What's THAT? ... Not AGAIN?
'MetLife blimp spying on me!
AAARRRRRRGH, STOP!  ... What'd I do?!?

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Re: Post your ORIGINAL Haiku's here!
« Reply #286 on: December 01, 2007, 05:17:32 AM »
Eyes in the bushes.
Eyes in shadows, eyes spying.
Potatoes? No I's
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Re: Post your ORIGINAL Haiku's here!
« Reply #287 on: December 01, 2007, 09:18:34 PM »



I'm all eyes watching.
The "ayes" have it! (All "aye eyes?"  ::) )
'Least not you ewes!  Eeeeeeeew!



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Re: Post your ORIGINAL Haiku's here!
« Reply #288 on: December 01, 2007, 11:37:05 PM »
The gentle lamb sleeps.
Such simple beauty, but grand.
Watch out! Coyote!
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Re: Post your ORIGINAL Haiku's here!
« Reply #289 on: December 02, 2007, 01:04:58 AM »
A box from ACME...
"I'll get Road Runner next time!"
He thinks as he falls....
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Re: Post your ORIGINAL Haiku's here!
« Reply #290 on: December 02, 2007, 03:51:35 PM »
His plans always fail.
Though they never fail to fail...
Alas, they always fail.
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Re: Post your ORIGINAL Haiku's here!
« Reply #291 on: December 03, 2007, 11:19:38 AM »




How to never fail:
"Failure is not an option."

...

Just declare success!


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Re: Post your ORIGINAL Haiku's here!
« Reply #292 on: December 03, 2007, 09:02:42 PM »
Try to succeed, but
don't go overboard. You might
just end up losing.
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Re: Post your ORIGINAL Haiku's here!
« Reply #293 on: December 04, 2007, 02:11:04 AM »



Help!  Man overboard!
'Glad that I'm safe and secure...
here on Titanic!


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Re: Post your ORIGINAL Haiku's here!
« Reply #294 on: December 04, 2007, 04:15:08 AM »
It is a big world.
Experience what you can
On the MetLife blimp!
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Re: Post your ORIGINAL Haiku's here!
« Reply #295 on: December 04, 2007, 05:37:51 AM »
The Red Baron dives..
FIRES for the coups de grace.
BEHIND YOU SNOOPY!
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Re: Post your ORIGINAL Haiku's here!
« Reply #296 on: December 04, 2007, 08:00:02 AM »
Looking through your files.
Sifting through drawers, cabinets.
Mind your own business!

(Is "drawer" one syllable? It is now.)
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Re: Post your ORIGINAL Haiku's here!
« Reply #297 on: December 04, 2007, 12:37:13 PM »
Quote from: BFM_JANE on December 04, 2007, 08:00:02 AM
Looking through your files.
Sifting through drawers, cabinets.
Mind your own business!

(Is "drawer" one syllable? It is now.)

heh.

"Drawer" can be EITHER one OR two syllables!:

- If it's a boxlike thing that can be pulled out of furniture - as in your usage - it's one syllable: "drawer."

- If it's someone that DRAWS, they're a "draw-er" - two syllables!


Scully! ...   Mulder!  . . .   Run!
Some out-of-this-world creature
is eating X-Files!


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Re: Post your ORIGINAL Haiku's here!
« Reply #298 on: December 05, 2007, 09:26:48 PM »
There's Gilbert Grape's mom
The floorboards groan for relief.
The link is a stretch   ::)
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Re: Post your ORIGINAL Haiku's here!
« Reply #299 on: December 05, 2007, 10:36:38 PM »
Fruits are quite tasty
Grapes, apples, and bananas.
MMM, grapes are the best!
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