This is why people who carry out these types of surveys should be locked away in a padded cell, with one of those nice coats, with the sleeves that tie up in the back. Probably like myself the people who were asked these questions were fed up being pestered, and decided to become creative with their answers.
Anyway, a little known fact about the Highland Haggis, is that it has evolved legs which are longer on one side of its body, than the other, to mitigate the effect of standing on the side of mountains. This is not to be confused with the more common lowland Tartan Haggis, which has evolved, a coat which comes in many differing patterns. Of course not to forget the 'Hoots Mon' Haggis, which due cold in the upper north of Scotland has developed an elongated snout, and its sound may be confused to that of bag pipes.
Regards,
Sp@rt101
