Well, what with all the craze of these things, I found my own set of ones for Australia. I removed some of the more inappropriate ones.
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1) Your next door neighbours can be from Tunisia, Israel, Indonesia, Japan, Zimbabwe, Iraq, Brazil, Spain, Malaysia . .
2) The Greeks and Mexicans next door ask you over to have a barbeque.
3) You don't actually use the words 'sheila' or 'shrimp'.
4) You sleep with Aeroguard on. (Mosquito deterrent)
5) You feel obliged to spread salty black stuff that looks like congealed motor oil on bread and actually grow to like it. (Vegemite)
6) You actively dislike Americans, but watch their TV, eat their food and worship their idols. (No offence meant!)
7) Democracy means the freedom to draw caricatures of John Howard. (He’s our Prime Minister, btw)
Your idea of a lethal weapon is a slug gun.
9) A posh meal = an all-you-can-eat buffet.
10) The term "musical instrument" also extends to wobbly bits of ply-wood, hand saws, gum leafs and combs.
11) All of your internationally famous people don't live there.
12) You relish test cricket - the longest, slowest game in sport (and that's not even counting the replays). After all, what else gives you an excuse to sit on your bum for five days and watch TV with your mates?
13) The only thing better than beating the Poms at ANY sport is giving them a hard time about it. (We still love yah, Spidey/Ig0r/drive/adrenaline/aranwe + anyone I missed)
14) You love, adore and admire a particular team/sportstar/actor on a winning streak - until they lose. Then they're just crap and 'past it.'
15) You can compress several words into one - ie 'g'day', 'd'reckn?'
16) You favour either Holden or Ford - or a souped-up WRX with new kit and a bootful of subwoofer. (FORD!)
17) You know all the words to Khe Sahn but not the national anthem.
18) Your nickname ends in 'a' or 'o'.
19) You have a customised stubby holder.
20) Your soap stars become pop singers and move to the UK.
21) You've used the words - grouse, tops, ripper, choice, sick, rad, exo, ace, wicked, ballistic - to mean good.
22) The "Aussie Aussie Aussie! Oi oi oi!" chant has been a religious experience in the past.
23) Your politicians believe that sticking the prefix 'un' in front of your nationality is an effective way of making you sit down and shut up. (UnAustralian)
24) Our mantras are 'fair go for all', 'mateship' and 'little Aussie battler' - but we still publicly condemn those with different viewpoints to us.
25) The barbeque is a male-dominated arena. And the women do the salads.
26) An eight-hour trip to go camping for the weekend isn't out of the question or excessive.
27) You insist on asking every celebrity who steps off an aircraft what they think of Australia. If the response is not overwhelmingly positive, they should be subjected to immediate public ridicule.
28) The private lives of footy and cricket players become more important than local and national news stories.
29) You say 'no worries' quite often, whether you realise it or not.
30) You realise you have no Bill of Rights.
31) The first thing guaranteed to get eaten at parties is fairy bread. (YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TRUE THIS IS!!)
