im bored so im gonna sit here trying to remember all the chuck norris jokes i know ,Originally, Survivor was a game where people would be placed on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors. And no one has been brave enough to go back to the island to retrieve the footage
On the set of Walker: Texas Ranger, a lamb died. Chuck Norris touch the lamb with his beard and brought it back to life. He then round house kicked it just to prove the testament, the good chuck giv'th and the good chuck tak'th away.
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented every single colour of the visible spectrum. Except pink, Tom Cruise invented pink.
If you have $5 and chuck norris has $5, chuck norris has more money than you
Chuck Norris can order a Big Mac at Hungry Jacks and get it
If you spell chuck norris in scrabble, you win. Forever
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and poops gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the Circle of Life.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
There is no ctrl button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control
Chuck Norris's tears cure all disease. Too bad he has never cried
In the back of the guiness world book of records, in fine print, it states that all records are held by Chuck Norris and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you cant see Chuck Norris, you may be seconds away from death.
ok, this is actually true. If you type in 'find Chuck Norris" and press im feeling lucky on google. Google will come up with the result: Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.now thats how bored i was