Great job, guys! Keep up the good posts!*
Anyways, here's a few:
Mr. T pities the fools that cross Chuck Norris.
Texas renamed one of their busiest thoroughfares "Chuck Norris Boulevard", but then had to change it back because people were afraid to cross "Chuck Norris".
A study was conducted to see which was the most effective toilet paper brand, and concluded that "Chuck Norris Toilet Paper(TM)" was the least effective, proving that Chuck Norris really DOESN'T take crap from anybody.