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Offline BFM_Hydra

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Funny Comments/Excuses In-Game
« on: November 02, 2007, 04:01:28 AM »
Continued from old forums - http://begformercy1.proboards60.com/index.cgi?board=general&action=display&thread=1176612781&page=2

Well this came up tonight...it was hilarious.


"BFM_Hydra": <Player>*, are you planning to race tonight please?
"Grim Oswald": ...Right after the next commercial!

Then there was the old...

<Guest>: I play tennis
<Guest>:  Haha...I play football
"BFM_Hydra": I play the computer.


What can I say! It was infinity. :)


Anyone else got things to add?


*Player name removed from quote deliberately.
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Re: Funny Comments/Excuses In-Game
« Reply #1 on: November 03, 2007, 01:20:44 AM »
Player: What is with all the bfms
BFM_Hydra: does it matter
Player: not really
BFM_Hydra: Where here every night, if not every second
BFM_Jimmy: Yeah I live here
Player: Really?
BFM_Jimmy: Yeah i brought a nice sea view base on death island

On vent
BFM_Hydra Jimmy your an ideot.

I loved it
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Re: Funny Comments/Excuses In-Game
« Reply #2 on: November 03, 2007, 02:26:34 AM »
Welcome Jane Deaux
Jane Deaux: hi =)
New001: jane do u speak french
Jane Deaux: i can enthusiastically agree to a pastry
New001: ???
Jane Deaux: oui! croissant!

I crack myself up!
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Re: Funny Comments/Excuses In-Game
« Reply #3 on: November 03, 2007, 02:43:52 PM »
Quote from: BFM_JANE on November 03, 2007, 02:26:34 AM
Welcome Jane Deaux
Jane Deaux: hi =)
New001: jane do u speak french
Jane Deaux: i can enthusiastically agree to a pastry
New001: ???
Jane Deaux: oui! croissant!

I crack myself up!


ROFLMBO!!!  :LOL: :LOL:
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Re: Funny Comments/Excuses In-Game
« Reply #4 on: November 03, 2007, 06:13:04 PM »
I was in a JR server last night and a player named Blueish Red won the race in bloodgulch:

-JR-Storg - "NJ Purple"

Short and sweet and I still chuckle about it.  :LOL:
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Re: Funny Comments/Excuses In-Game
« Reply #5 on: November 03, 2007, 06:35:29 PM »
i brought mine over from old forums for those who cant see it, because they are like awesome

i had one guy who kept map walking every time he killed for a hog i said get in it he would reply with:

"The tires are flat"

"It needs an oil change"

"The clutch broke when i killed for it"

And the best one

"That hog didn't like me"
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Re: Funny Comments/Excuses In-Game
« Reply #6 on: November 03, 2007, 07:03:37 PM »
BFM Admin: Plz do NOT snipe, or even pick up the sniper rifle !
Player X: But I spawned with it, I swear.  :doh:
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Re: Funny Comments/Excuses In-Game
« Reply #7 on: November 03, 2007, 07:15:15 PM »
Quote from: BFM_Kàkà§hì on November 03, 2007, 06:13:04 PM
I was in a JR server last night and a player named Blueish Red won the race in bloodgulch:

-JR-Storg - "NJ Purple"

Short and sweet and I still chuckle about it.  :LOL:


That one took me a couple of minutes to get... LOL
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Re: Funny Comments/Excuses In-Game
« Reply #8 on: November 03, 2007, 08:51:06 PM »
Spain Force: This is camping driver.
Player: I am in a hog
An opponent: There are different kinds of camping
Player: Ihd = response without meaning
Spain Force: You can read the rules in bfmracing.net
Player: I know the rules
Spain Force: :o And because the breaks?
Player: I like to stop the hog at times to have good shooting the gunner.
Spain Force:  Aahhh ..... Ok ... :doh:
« Last Edit: November 03, 2007, 09:05:07 PM by Spain Force »
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Re: Funny Comments/Excuses In-Game
« Reply #9 on: November 04, 2007, 09:41:24 AM »
Quote from: BFM_BlzAngl on November 03, 2007, 07:03:37 PM
BFM Admin: Plz do NOT snipe, or even pick up the sniper rifle !
Player X: But I spawned with it, I swear.  :doh:

That's happened to me before! :P Lol ;D
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Re: Funny Comments/Excuses In-Game
« Reply #10 on: November 04, 2007, 12:19:14 PM »
This one was a classic.  This one made me laugh and shake my head lol.


"bfm_Sonic": player, please do not use all caps.
"player": sry, the caps lock is right next to my "a" key.
"bfm_Sonic": :doh:

Oh, and this one is just like "wow..."

BFM_Balrog on vent: "Ok, I'm kicking player1"

ingame:
player1 quit
"bfm_Sonic": kicked
"player2": me?
"bfm_Sonic": :aaaaa:


Sonic
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Re: Funny Comments/Excuses In-Game
« Reply #11 on: November 05, 2007, 06:32:45 AM »
I was in a server all by myself one time and I ran across this guy who wouldnt get in a hog that was the only one that spawned at base, him and me were the only two there.

BFM_Noodles: Please get in the hog
Player: I dont want to get in the hog
BFM_Noodles: PLEASE get in the hog
Player: No you cant make me
BFM_Noodles: I dont want to ask you again
Player: FINE! Gosh its just a hog
Player2: (gunning in a rocket hog)
Player was killed by Player2
Player: ITS ALL YOUR FAULT!
Player quit


Lol he quit because he wouldnt get in a hog and then he died.
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Re: Funny Comments/Excuses In-Game
« Reply #12 on: November 05, 2007, 02:53:42 PM »
hahah noodles thats quite funny, but I always feel bad for people like that.  Often I find myself
letting someone live if I had to ask that person a few times to get in a hog and they finally did.
Still made me laugh
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Re: Funny Comments/Excuses In-Game
« Reply #13 on: November 05, 2007, 03:33:45 PM »
I always like to yell (or type since I'm not on the vent server yet) Chinese Fire drill when we switch positions in the hog.

I also like to congrat people on good shots when the kill me, but then tell them never to do it again.  hehe

My only other excuse for being killed is that no one likes me.   :'(   lol
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Re: Funny Comments/Excuses In-Game
« Reply #14 on: November 05, 2007, 09:29:56 PM »
This was from today - one of those moments where you stop and think, "huh?"  (I actually did stop my hog for a moment, staring at the screen.)  Sorry I can't remember which BFM it was; I saw many today.  I think it was Bleach at this point but I could be mistaken.  I'm also sure this is no longer verbatim, but you get the idea.  Enough disclaimers!

BFM "Player, please stop camping."
(Player continues to camp...)
BFM "Player, please stop camping."
Player "I'm not camping you can see me!"
(moment of silence)
BFM "You're hog camping; please drive"
Player "I'm not camping.  You can easily see and kill me."

Yeah so just a misunderstanding on terminology, but it made me giggle.
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