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Offline BFM_JANE

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Re: The "Corrupt A Wish" game.
« Reply #1545 on: May 05, 2010, 04:36:34 AM »

Granted, but then you disappear for like three years and lose them again, where the heck have you been and how the heck are you Samus?!

I wish soy sauce wasn't so brown and stainy.



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Re: The "Corrupt A Wish" game.
« Reply #1546 on: May 05, 2010, 07:06:38 AM »
But then Soy sauce just wouldn't be soy sauce, it would be duck sauce =(

I wish the oil spill wouldn't come into the gulf while I'm in FL and that it wouldn't rain at all either =)

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Re: The "Corrupt A Wish" game.
« Reply #1547 on: May 06, 2010, 05:42:59 PM »
Granted, but then the coast guard accidentally sets the oil on fire and the fire is so great that it looks like daytime for 2 weeks and you don't get any sleep  :supaburn: :warlord:

I wish that I could be on the computer whenever and wherever i wanted :)
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Re: The "Corrupt A Wish" game.
« Reply #1548 on: May 06, 2010, 05:49:38 PM »
Granted, but your constant use of the computer causes you to forget what real human emotions are and you turns into a cyborg.

I wish i could gather all of the zits and blackheads on my body to one central spot and pop the giant zit.


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Re: The "Corrupt A Wish" game.
« Reply #1549 on: May 06, 2010, 05:58:27 PM »
Granted, but then you can't see your mirror anymore due to all the pressure and size of the zit  :violin:

I wish that I could have my indestructible dream car  :elvis:
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Re: The "Corrupt A Wish" game.
« Reply #1550 on: May 07, 2010, 12:57:08 AM »
You have it, but i have booted the tired with indestructible boots, coated your windows with solid black(indestructable) film, sealed the gas tank, stolen the keys, and have glued all of the bolts down with an indestructable polymer that prevents you from doing any repairs or removing any parts to replicate said car. :siderofl:

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Re: The "Corrupt A Wish" game.
« Reply #1551 on: May 07, 2010, 02:02:19 PM »
Granted, but then you must move to Antarctica when one of your parents suddenly becomes fascinated with penguins and wishes to study them more closely than most do  :warlord:

I wish that I had the perfect GF  :love:/ ;D
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Re: The "Corrupt A Wish" game.
« Reply #1552 on: May 10, 2010, 07:18:38 AM »
Granted, but she lives on the other side of the world.

i wish i had halo reach for my xbox360 already

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Re: The "Corrupt A Wish" game.
« Reply #1553 on: May 10, 2010, 01:48:37 PM »
Granted, but its been pirated and you get a $250,000 fine and lose your xbox live account and any halo games for the xbox that you had  :argh:

I wish that I was at my friends house already.....

Granted, but she lives on the other side of the world.

(The perfect GF lives next door  :swoon:)
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Re: The "Corrupt A Wish" game.
« Reply #1554 on: May 10, 2010, 02:31:08 PM »
Granted, but its on fire

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Re: The "Corrupt A Wish" game.
« Reply #1555 on: May 10, 2010, 07:28:19 PM »
Granted, but their not in english  :warlord:

I wish that Halo: REACH was out on the store shelves already....
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Re: The "Corrupt A Wish" game.
« Reply #1556 on: May 11, 2010, 09:56:30 AM »
Granted, but all the stores are closed due to a weird kind of fungal infection.

I wish i had a jetpack

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Re: The "Corrupt A Wish" game.
« Reply #1557 on: May 11, 2010, 02:03:41 PM »
Granted, but while using it you pull too hard on the throttle and the jetpack explodes sending you straight for Iceland  :siderofl:

I wish that my dad would buy skittles as often as he used too
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Re: The "Corrupt A Wish" game.
« Reply #1558 on: May 11, 2010, 02:34:17 PM »
Granted, but as soon as he starts you start gaining weight and he decides to buy you Lettuce leafs instead.

I wish that people would think of me as who i am, not who they think i was.


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Re: The "Corrupt A Wish" game.
« Reply #1559 on: May 11, 2010, 03:20:41 PM »

Granted, but it turns out you're worse than they thought and now everyone hates you. :(

I wish I had three wishes.



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