The "Corrupt A Wish" game.

[VxT]

Granted, you're now in the circus as "the bearded lady".

I wish i didn't eat spiders.

Its been proven that the average person eats 8 spiders in their lifetime, like whilst sleeping etc.

So i've already eaten atleast 1 i guess 

[Defender]

Granted.  You now have to blend up your spiders and drink them.

I wish that NavyJayHawk wouldn't steal all my laps!

[BFM_NavyJHk]

Granted... now I steal all your kills 

I wish I had a pony

[Babygirl535]

Granted,but your pony is really a pegasus and flies away.

I wish I had a sister.

[BFM_JANE]

Granted, but she steals from you.

I wish outie belly buttons didn't exist, they disgust me.

http://www.youtube.com/v/CKMnLif0Ssg&rel=1

[Babygirl535]

Granted,but innies poke a hole in your stomach and you die slowly and painfully

I wish I was famous

[jeff]

granted, but you're "famous" for causing a power outage across the entire world.

I wish I got 100's in all my classes

[Mercenary]

granted, but its 100/1000 so ur failing

i wish i was better at soccer

[Babygirl535]

Granted,but you end up paralyzed

I wish I had long hair

[((Kàkà§hì))]

Granted, but now you have to learn to braid your long....armpit hair

I wish my wishes worked

[Defender]

Granted.  But you're now in federal prison because your wishes are working in a sweatshop.

I wish that food that's good for you would actually taste good too.

[BFM_JANE]

Granted, you're fatter than ever due to overindulgence.

I wish I had better self-control.

[Babygirl535]

Granted,but while the sun was trying to warm you up it runs out of energy,so we all die.

I wish I had baby soft hands.

[BFM_JANE]

Granted, they're freakishly disproportionate (baby hands) and people are now uncomfortable around you.

I wish I could eat whatever, whenever and wherever I wanted and not get fat and die.

[Babygirl535]

Granted,but insted of getting fat you get skinner and die.

I wish I didn't have homework.