I think a lawsuit is in order here....
"Girlfriend" makes me wear that ridiculous outfit. 'Says it make me "look smart."
(Ugh!)Obviously an old likeness of me, too, since I got plugs a while back. (Hair's still grey/white, tho....
)
Excuse the cloud of gas, please. 'Just ate an entire boxcar of beans....
Also: 'Not showing my best side. (...The
OUTSIDE!)
P.S. Thx for the tip o' the hat, Soupee!