Dunno how I got there, but I found a company that sends tadpoles through the mail, and then you can grow your own frog at home. People buy them for their young children so the kids can watch the change from tadpole to froglet to frog. But those parents don't realize how long the frog will live...
Many of the reviews on Amazon come from people/parents who got the frog decades ago. Their feelings about the lifespan of the Grow-A-Frog range from pleasantly surprised to weary and waiting for death. The frog's, not their own. Some of the reviews talk about how horribly immortal the frogs seem to be, but you start to get a sense of how horrible the owners can be. The more I read, the more I laughed. These poor frogs!
These have been thoughtfully arranged so you can get an idea of how people feel about the frog, and about who's writing these reviews.
