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OK, how this game goes is, the person above you makes a wish, and you corrupt it and post your wish.
Example:
Person 1:I wish I had a fish
Person 2: Granted, but the fish dies in your arms....Naked.
I wish I had wings
Person 1:Granted, but you cant fly cause your too fat.
I wish I was good at Halo....
And so on.
Ok, I wish I have ice cream.
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But it is melted...
I wish I had a new Jeep™
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Granted, but it is hit by a Hummer.
I wish I have a Wii.
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you now have no lagg on halo. but your comp laggs so much it cant even start up halo ;D
i Wish i had a new Computer
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Granted, but your new computer has a virus.
I wish I didn't have to work.
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You'll never work again, but soon you'll be homeless and have no friends or shoes.
I wish my toenails were perfect.
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Granted, but your toenails get run over by Rebel's new Jeep
I wish I had a better computer :AOL:
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Granted, but your better computer does not have an Internet connection.
I wish I had some shoes.
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Granted, but they have no soul!!! (hehe, pun intended!)
I wish my wish of a new computer doesn't get sabotaged!
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Granted, but it falls out of a window.
I wish I could do math.
(No soul... [/groan])
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Granted but you can't read.
I wish I got all A's.
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Granted, but you fail next year.
I wish I had a "I wish I had" toy.
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Granted, but it doesn't work.
I wish fish could fly
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Granted, but an aeroplane came by and tore up your wings, making you plunge to your death somewhere in the Indian Ocean.
I wish I had a lolcat in my sig :(
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Granted, but your lolcat just died.
I wish I had some bacon.
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granted but everyone else in the world turns into a cow.
i wish i was the smartest person in the world.
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granted, but i will always be smarter
i wish i was taller
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granted, but you will always be rounder
I wish I wasn't rushed to edit my post by SirTaco
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granted but i will always be there to spam the heck out of all the other threads
i wish that all rectangles could be squares and no squares would be rectangles
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granted, but circles will have 2 sides.
I wish I had a blue pen
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Granted, but you have no paper to write on.
I wish the world was flat.
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Granted but you cut throught it when you go to eat your steak!
I wish I had a Tartarus figure (halo clix)
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Granted, but your house catches on fire and it gets destroyed.
I wish I had my permit! :P
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Granted , but you won't have any insurance.
I wish i had some Orbit Gum
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Granted but BFM_Orbit throws you into orbit ( :siderofl:)
I wish I had a basketball scholar ship for DUKE universty.
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Granted, but your legs fall off.
I wish I could walk everywhere on my hands.
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granted, but your hands fall off
I wish I had some Tacos
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granted, but i already have mine
i wish i had some bricks
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Granted, but now you are a dentist.
I wish I could make toast without burning it.
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granted but now your toaster is broken and you have ran out of bread
i wish for a big A on all my tests
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Granted.
But your actual mark on the test would be an F
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you gonna make a wish
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Oops ;D
I wish the number 6 was the number 7
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granted, but 7 ate 9
I wish I was something you can download
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Granted but you are a virus
I wish I could eat super fast!
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granted, but you find out that the nickel's name is phillip, and it's a girl nickel!!! ;D :siderofl:
I wish I had 1000 posts.
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granted, but the forum crashes and u have to start over.
i wish i could run faster than the speed of light
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granted, but you called me fat earlier so i will return the favor... YOUR FAT
i wish i could get this stupid gnome into this stupid rocket ship in HL2 Ep 2
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Granted but then it disappears and you FAIL :love:
I wish i could drive now!
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granted but i already know it its 42
i wish i knew when this game was going to end
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granted but then you're banned from the forums ;D
I wish I had a taco! [Lol, I'm hungry]
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Granted but SirTaco eats it and then you because he is extra hungry!
I wish that I could have a Ebay account.
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Granted but War Machine comes and takes it!
I wish I had Ghost Recon Advanced Warfighter for the PC
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Granted, but your computer isn't fast enough to play it.
I wish the sun was a black hole.
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Granted, but then you go into Orbit with it! [Does that make sense?...]
I wish that tomorrow would be yesterday. :aaaaa:
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Granted, but the day after that will see the end of your life.
I wish I could stop spamming these forums :(
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Granted becuz u are banned !
I wish that team Itsky/Wic wins the championship this season!
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But you get traded a week before the season ends...
I wish I had a Hummer proof Jeep :P
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Granted, but Jeep bans you from using their vehicles.
I wish I had a million wishes.
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Granted, but all you can wish for is more wishes.
I wish I could think of something to wish for.
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Granted, but you have to die in his place. I'm sorry.
I wish I had some freakin' money. I'm broke!
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Granted, but it stings you and now someone has to pee on you to ease the pain.
I wish I could pick who pees on Phoenix.
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Granted, but you have to pick yourself.
I wish I don't have to witness that last wish being granted.
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Granted, but you lose bladder control for the rest of your life.
I wish a third arm.
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Granted, but the arm gets gangrene and has to be amputated.
I wish I had a ninja cat.
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Granted, but it kills you in your sleep
I wish clouds were green
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Granted, but they produce acid rain which melts your house.
I wish I could be a pro at skateboarding.
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Granted, but you still fall and break your arm and it has to be amputated and I can't donate one to you because I have no spares.
I wish I could tap dance without looking stupid.
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Granted, but you can only do it with your knees and teeth.
I wish my dog wouldn't get poo stuck to his backside...
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Granted, but you get poo stuck on your backside.
I wish I won the lottery!
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Granted, but you only win $2.
I wish I had a real-life Warthog.
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Granted, but you get hungry and eat it (the pig version) (lol)
I wish i had a donkey-cat-ninja-turtle
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Granted, but it doesn't like you and eats your hair.
I wish I didn't have homework to do.
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Granted, but instead you have to do coursework ;D
I wish my cat didn't drool on me
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granted but they are just a vidio game
i wish that the head crabs would stop eating my brains
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granted, but you never had a brain in the first place! [Lol!! ;D]
I wish I had a 4-wheeler.
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Granted, but it has no wheels.
I wish my allergies would go away forever!
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Granted, but now you permanently have a cold.
I wish homework was made illegal.
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Granted, but you now have to use that spare time tap dancing with Jane on your knees and teeth for the rest of your life.
I wish my GF would stop trying to put makeup on me in my sleep.
(Answered the door to the pizza guy last night and freaked him out...)
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Granted, but the pizza guy will never return to your house anyway.
I wish Dstroyr would stop trying to blow me up.
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Granted. It fell into the sea.
I wish I had more time...
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granted. but time froze and now everyone is standing still. and you get realllllllly lonely.
i wish i ahd a better halo ping.
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Granted, but your driving skill is cut in half.
I wish I was a king.
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granted, but you are a king of the frogs :siderofl: :siderofl: :winkgrin: ;D
i wish i was an awsome hog gunner on american servers ;D
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Granted, but now everyone will refuse to drive you.
I wish I had a jar of applesauce.
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Hmmm...Navy can't wish for anything.
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I wish Hydra knew how to keep the game going.
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>Navy: Granted, but now you will detest chocolate and eat applesauce instead!
>Wizz: Granted, but now Hydra will kill you more often in Halo :K
I wish I didn't have my Legal Studies 3/4 exam tomorrow :(
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granted. but you stay at home and play halo and fail. and have to repeat all of your school year starting from prep.!!!!
i wish i had $1000000
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Granted, in monopoly money.
I wish i-tunes had this song that I'm listening to atm.
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granted. but you get a virus and it blows up
i wish i had food to eat. cause im hungry.
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Granted but its covered in toe jam.
I wish I had 6 pickles
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Granted. but i eat them all. casue im hungry LOL
i wish i was realllllly rich on Runescape
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Granted, but you are now a level 1 again.
I wish I could keep up with this game.
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runescape starts at lvl 3 btw.........
you can keep up. but it closes down!
i wish that i had faster internet.
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Granted, but you have a megabytes cap limit of 500.
I wish that I didn't need to wear reading glasses.
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Granted, but now you're blind.
I wish the ants would stop invading my kitchen.
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Granted, but now you've got cockroaches.
I wish I had some cookies.
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granted, but those cockroaches have invaded those cookies and left presents d_b
wish BFM was Australian based so scrims were in Aussie servers
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granted but you move to america
i wish i was older
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Granted, but now you're that much closer to death.
I wish I could read minds.
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granted but you lose your own
i wish i was a pro athlete
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Granted, but competition shall be boring due to the fact you always win.
I wish my favourite colour was blue.
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Granted, but you go color blind.
I wish I could sky-dive.
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Granted, but you don't know how to pack your chute.
I wish ice was not so cold.
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GRANTED but fire becomes hotter
i wish to be a spartan
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Granted, but you have no shield.
I wish I had a perfect tan.
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granted but the sun blows up
i wish the sun was back
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Granted, but now it's too close and we all fry. Thanks a lot!
I wish tea didn't make me vomit.
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Granted, but now you don't like coffee.
I wish my teacher will not catch me posting when I am supposed to be paying attention to what he is saying.
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granted but the forums blow up
i wish there was more spam
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Granted, but you can't eat or create the spam yourself.
I wish I didn't have to sit any more exams.
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Granted, you failed.
I wish college was over now :bang:
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Granted, but u also fail
i wish i had moneys
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Granted, but you'll never have enough.
I wish I had enough money.
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Granted but your friends abandon you as a wealthy snob.
I wish I could run a marathon in less than 2:30.
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Granted, but you get lost on the way and starve :munch:
I wish goldifsh were actually gold, not orange
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granted, by they sink to far into the earth due to their weight and are lost forever.
I wish i could fly
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Granted: You get hit by a plane.
I wish I was better looking.
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Granted, but now you're invisible.
I wish my cat could understand me..
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granted but now you are your cat
i wish i had a dog
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Granted, but you choke and die on an actual leaf.
I wish i had 3 wishes
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Granted, but you get hit by a fast-moving projectile and are killed before you make your first one.
I wish VxT hadn't died such a tragic and unexpected death.
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granted, but he now lives in your house ;D
i wish i had a new boat!
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Granted, but the world dries up.
I wish I had a glass of water.
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Granted but its full of algae.
I wish I had a Tarantula
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Granted, but it turns out to be a very dangerous creature and kills you in your sleep
... [Insert BOT's evil laugh here] :)
I wish I had a tomato!
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Granted, I've thrown one in your face.
I wish I could make time stand still.
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granted, but time keeps on a' tickin'
i wish i could grant all these wishes
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Granted, now you never have a moment's rest.
I wish I could play the zither.
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Granted, but you lose.
I wish Super Smash Brother Brawl would be released now.
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Granted, but your thumbs fall off.
I wish I could do a Rubik's Cube, even if it's really slow, I just wanna be able to do it!
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Granted, but it takes you the rest of your life.
I wish they made more games for Mac.
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Granted, but they only make one and it's boring.
I wish I could pop my back.
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granted but it breaks
i wish i had wings
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Granted, but they're butterfly wings.
I wish the internet had no advertisements.
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granted, but the internet doesnt work world wide
I wish I was as cool as cool ;D
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granted but your so cool you're frozen
i wish i could hold my breath for over an hour
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Granted, but you forget how to breathe when the hour is up.
I wish i had many monies
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Granted, the economy fails and we all die in poverty.
I wish I could do back flips.
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Granted but you have a spinal column attached meaning you cant bend or move backwards (rotating)
I wish i was the strongest person on earth!
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granted but the meaning of strong changes to fat, and you start rolling down a hill.
I wish i had some more coke a cola
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granted, but it is all diet coke
i wish i could play soccer now
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granted but you are the referee and cant touch the ball
i wish i was fast like a cheeter
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granted, but you slip on a leaf and break your foot :P
I wish saturday would get here!
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Granted, me too, so i wont corrupt it ;D
I wish i had better ping :winkgrin:
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Granted, but we become a society that shuns electricity and now you can't use the computer.
I wish I had the best hair in the world.
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granted, but Elvis gets jealous and cuts it all off!
I wish I knew what to wish for.
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granted but it never comes true
i wish i had a knew how this vent thingo works
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granted, but then it crashes on you!
I wish I wasn't so shy on vent? :P ;D
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granted, but then you become to outgoing, and talk to much and get banned from vent.
i wish i could be the original spartan in halo
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Granted, but you get lost in space (at least they make a nice statue of you...)
I wish my back didn't hurt so.
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Granted, you're dead.
I wish I could type 100 words a minute without looking!
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Granted, But you have 100 fingers.
I wish I was actually good at halo
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Granted, but everyone else is still better than you.
I wish people were not so fascinated with celebrities.
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Granted, but you get a different name ;D
I wish every Halo Server was based in Europe ;D
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Granted but you move to the moon.
I wish i had a car of my own
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granted, but you break everything you touch
i wish i was good at writing code
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Granted, but that code is useless.
I wish i could train my money to breed, so I'd be rich ;D
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granted, but incest cause your money to contract a virus that no one had the antibodies to combat because of the restricted gene pool so they all died
i wish that wish would have worked
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Granted, but you smell like a dead raccoon!
I wish had a small pile of gold.
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Granted, but its chocolate money gold coin thingys!!!
I wish halo 2 would work on XP :bang:
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Granted but can afford the CD for it =]
I wish i could say the alphabet backwards, whilst eating spaghetti
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Granted, but you become allergic to spaghetti
I wish i could make sigs ;D
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Granted, but no one likes them.
I wish I had abs.
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Granted, but they are flabby.
I wish Walmart had some $250 Wii's left
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Granted, but they are actually wee's, buckets of the stuff ;D
I wish it was the Xmas holidays now
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Granted, but no one gets you anything.
I wish I always smelled good.
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Granted but you look ugly.
I wish Gundam 00 would come to america!
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Granted, but you move to Canada!
I wish i could breath underwater aswell as in air! ;D
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Granted, But both are polluted so it doesn't matter.
I wish I could get 500 kills with only 50 deaths in slayer.
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Granted, but it takes nearly four weeks for it to happen and now you're tired of Halo and never play again.
I wish I could do that trick where it looks like you're pulling off one of your fingers.
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Granted.
But its old, so nobody cares ;D
I wish people would stop corrupting my wishes.
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Granted, but this happens as your arm falls off ;D
I wish water wasn't wet.
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Granted, you dry up and blow away.
I wish I could parallel park.
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Granted, but you forget how to drive, so it's pointless :P
I wish text lagg didn't happen
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Granted...
Doh!
I wish clouds were made of marshmallows.
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Granted, but obviously they can't float, so they land on you and you have to eat your way out, thus you are now obese.
I wish frogs were blue.
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Granted, but you lose your wii, and a blue frog eats eat, ha, my wish wasn't wasted, kinda...
I wish the sun was moved 3 cms to the right.
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granted, but it manages to kill a much smaller star. poor star......
lol
I wish I had something to eat.
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Granted, but it's liver and onions.
I wish the leaves would not fall on my car.
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granted...
i wish life was so much easier :doh:
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granted...
i wish life was so much easier :doh:
first off when you grant it you have to corrupt it some how hince the name ^^ but np
anyways...
Granted but...you become brainless.
I wish I could shave.
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I wish I had I could shave?
I'm going to guess what means I wish I could shave?
Granted, but you cut your skin off.
I wish I could make better sigs.
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Granted, but nobody understand your sig.
I wish that I won't stuff myself this Thanksgiving.
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Granted, you die the day before.
I wish I didn't kill so many people in this thread.
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granted they kill you
i wish jane was alive again, i miss killing her off
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Granted, but I kill you first.
I wish, I wish, with all my heart, to fly with dragons in a land apart.
^^ Dragon Tales.
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granted but these dragons cant fly
i wish i was a animorph (can change into an animal) or a bear
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Granted, but you get stuck as a flea.
I wish for unlimited wishes
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granted but they never come true
i wish the day was longer
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Granted, but you have to go to school or work for twice as long.
I wish spirals were squares... :o
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Granted but but triangles are now oval shaped (best I could come up with?)
I wish I got to see Boden (a dog) more.
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Granted but you get so hot you melt.
I wish I had a nce juicy pear right now ::)
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Granted, but it's got worms in it.
I wish MacGyver was back on TV.
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Granted, but its on the only channel you don't have, and in a language you don't understand, and its only on when you sleep.
I wish it would always rain at night, and always be sunny during the daytime.
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Granted, but now they are all greedy.
I wish everybody and everything was perfect.
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Granted, but the world ends immediately upon the granting of this wish.
I wish I knew which branch to enlist in...
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Granted, but you instantly forget which branch it was.
I wish birds could swim and fish could fly.
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granted but everything else dies
I wish I was stonger... ::)
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Granted, but you loose your arms in a car accedent.
I wish there was no greed.
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Granted, now nothing exists to be greedy over. You are in a dimension which is just black, no colour, no light, nothing. FAIL ;D
I wish the earth was flat, just for fun
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Granted, but you end up driving off the side of it.
I wish the world was full of peanut butter!
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granted, but now you are allergic to peanut butter
I wish I could fly
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Granted, but you forget how to breathe.
I wish i could breathe fire for some reason...
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granted but then your house get all dirty and you have to clean it
I wish I was taller...homerun
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Granted, but now you hit your head on everyting.
I wish I was an oscar myer weiner.
:siderofl: :winkgrin: :LOL: ;D d_b :yesyes:
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Granted, but you get eaten by Elvis.
I wish I had a fish
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Granted, but it dies because it has no water.
I wish I could hoola hoop better.
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Granted, but it only lasts 22 seconds.
I wish I whistled while I worked.
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Granted, but it's so annoying everyone cuts your mouth off (it's possible, I know, I've done it)
I wish the weekend wasn't over
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Granted, it's Sunday forever and you get lazy and fat.
I wish I had time to sleep as long as I wanted.
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Granted, you're dead.
I wish JANE would stop spamming :love:
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Granted. As "spam" has become such a general word, now it means specifically "s/he who eats peanut butter sandwiches while typing". I'll never do it again.
I wish I could have a peanut butter sandwich.
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Granted, but you get peanut butter on your keyboard while typing.
I wish bacon was good for you.
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Granted, but it's still not good for you.
I wish I could jump really high.
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Granted but you walk outside and jump and jump into to orbit. While your in orbit Orbit explains how she made the same wish.
I wish gum lasted longer...homerun
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Granted, but it shall taste quite awful.
I wish that MSN chatspeak was a thing of the past.
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Granted, but it shows up in the future.
I wish it would snow here.
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granted but it soon becomes ice and you become a giant popsicle!
I wish everyone understood emos(no im not one and no i dont get them either)
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Granted, people understand emos, now they dont understand the need for thousands of emotes
I wish that it was 68 degrees in my room instead of 66
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Granted, and, um, you smell like a dog!
I wish I could frolic without looking stupid.
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Granted, but you constantly look stupid, so there's no difference when you "frolic" so nobody notices.
I wish black ink was blue and vise versa...
Spam stands for stupid pointless annoying message btw JANE ;D
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Granted but you end up never using!
I wish I had all the armors on halo 3 unlocked
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Granted, but someone steals your games right after they're all unlocked and you never get to use them.
I wish my eyebrows always looked great and I never had to pluck them.
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Granted, but you singe them off in a freak toast accident.
I wish i got EMA (http://www.direct.gov.uk/en/EducationAndLearning/14To19/MoneyToLearn/EMA/DG_066951)
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Granted, but the pressure to do well becomes too much to bear and you crack.
I wish I could make paper.
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Granted, but while taking a sip, the umbrella pokes you in the eye.
I wish I had a maid to do my dusting for me.
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Granted, you now work for your maid, and do twice as much dusting as before.
I wish i could turn off gravity, again, just for funsies!!!
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Granted, but you go into Orbit! :P
I wish I could beat you to 1000 posts! Lol ;D
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Granted, but they're all spam posts, so they don't count.
I wish I was cool like "The Fonz".
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Granted, but the Fonz was only cool in the 70's and is LAME now.
I wish my knees could bend backwards with out breaking, like a chicken.
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Granted, but now you walk like a chicken, and spend all day pecking at the ground for seeds.
I wish I had a mohawk.
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Granted, you now look stupid.
I wish there were 27 numbers in the alphabet
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Granted, but the new letter is unpronounceable.
I wish I knew how to play poker.
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Granted, you forget how to talk..
Also, i didn't mention letters in my last wish :P
I wish grass was made of chocolate
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Granted, but it all melts and you drown muhahahaha
i wish i was taller
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Granted, you are now fat.
I wish money grew on trees
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Granted but all the trees burn down so your poor and cant breath
I wish halo 3 was easier
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Granted, you hack, BFM do not allow hacks, you are now banned from everything, ever, gratz!!! :yesyes:
I wish homework was illegal.
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Granted, everyone is stoopid.
I wish I could sing well.
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Granted, you forget how to talk..
Also, i didn't mention letters in my last wish :P
I wish grass was made of chocolate
Doh! Sorry about that. ;D
Granted, everyone is stoopid.
I wish I could sing well.
Granted, but you sing so well that it makes everyone fall asleep.
I wish I could go to bed... and it's only 8:30... what's wrong with me lol. :P
:zzz:
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Granted, you go to bed now and wake up at 3:00 and then get in trouble for being up so late.
I wish I never had to sleep.
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Granted but then it gets destroyed.
I wish I had a guitar.
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Granted, but the wires are messed up.
I wish I had a sucker.
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Granted, you are killed by a giant octopus tentacle.
I wish I could breakdance.
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Granted, but the wish goes wrong and you break something (a bone) every time you "dance"
I wish for a fish, that can talk.
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Granted, he tells you that you stink.
I wish I had no body odor.
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Granted, but now you look ugly.
I wish my computer was better.
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Granted, it's so good that it plots your demise and, unfortunately for you, is successful.
I wish I was more patient.
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I wish I was more patient.
Granted, but you spend the rest of your life staring at a kettle waiting for it to boil. (You forgot to turn the stove on)
I wish I had a lifetime supply of free cheese.
-Loq
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Granted, and since I love cheese, I shant corrupt your wish (BTW, cheese is mold and fattening).
I wish I could float like a helium balloon.
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granted but you get popped like one too,
I wish money came in a bigger size that wasn't flammable, and could resist water! (corrupt that!)
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Granted, it's indestructable and the world is polluted by it and we all die.
I wish I never got sick.
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granted, but they eat you for breakfast ( :LOL: )
I wish i could wish for anything iwant without any chance of any consequences from happening no matter what ( >:) )
(I just had to...)
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Granted, you wish for nothing. ;D
I wish I had most posts on the forums.
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Granted, you never get a moments rest for all the "spammer" harassment.
I wish I could juggle better.
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Granted, you now have 100 arms, and cannot stand up straight anymore.
I wish noobs were extinct
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Granted, but now they're indestructable!!
I wish I had a dog.
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Granted, it always pees on your bed.
I wish I had cat eyes.
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Granted, but they're marbles!
I wish I had a pool!
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granted bit its full of CROCS (aussie crocs mate ;D )
I wish I was the best at halo and teh WORLD (muuhahahaaa)
-
Granted, everyone hates you and you are eventually assassinated.
I wish I could memorize all the Alt Codes™. ™ is the only one I know.
-
Granted, but now you type everything in alt-codes and it takes everyone a few minutes to work out what you're saying.
I wish I had enough willpower to become vegetarian (meat just tastes too good!).
-
Granted but your body gets a virus!
I wish thanksgiving break lasted LONGER!
-
Granted, But Now you don't have any more school breaks for the rest of your life
I wish I had more turkey.
-
granted, but it explodes in your stomach for an unknown reason
I wish I was more awesome at tennis
-
Granted, but you have no one to play against because you're too "good"
I wish my TV was bigger
-
Granted but now u cant get in the room it is so big and can only watch a small portion of it from the doorway!
I wish I could speed up time when I wanted to.
-
granted, but when you do there is no way to reverse it
i wish i could afford both GH3 for pc and a new graphics card
-
granted but you end up buying something else.
i wish lag didn't exist.
-
granted, but 1337 does it's job and pwns it.
I wish I could get straight A's in school.
-
Granted, but a good education has becomes meaningless and stupid people are constantly getting ahead of you. This is coming true...
I wish Brad Pitt would grow his hair long again.
-
Granted, he also gets fat.
I wish it would snow here
-
Granted, there's a blizzard and no one can leave the home for months. The weakest are eaten first.
I wish I money to give to orphans.
-
^^ Is that wish you had money to give orphans??
Granted, but it turns out to be monopoly money
I wish i had a ferrari
-
granted but you would crash it
i wish that my sound card would work right
-
Granted, but you don't have a skateboard
I wish Runescape wasn't full of noobs. ;D
-
Granted, but you quickly grow bored with the game.
I wish i could bring my dog to work.
-
Granted, but he is better at your job, gratz, you're fired.
I wish money was edible (and healthy for you).
-
Granted, But you don't have any money to eat.
I wish my warthog could be invisible
-
Granted, but you forget it's there at the right moment and are killed before you use it.
I wish I could find a really good flavored pretzel.
-
Granted, but it's only a great flavor if you are a cat.
I wish I bought stock in Microsoft in 1988.
-
Granted, you got rich, then lazy, then unbelievably fat, and had a heart attack and died in '97. I'm sorry.
I wish I could use my left hand, at least a little.
-
Granted, but then you lose your right hand and are no longer able to play Halo.
I wish I could stay on the earth :P
-
granted but your in orbit
i wish that orlando bloom would stop being such a hunksickle
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Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Granted, but he's still a hunksickle in your opinion.
I wish the scrim would be over.
-
granted, but elvis will always be busy
i wish that my hair was long again
-
granted but now you can't see!
I wish I could dye my hair :P
-
granted, but the color of your hair will mess up the dye color and turn purple
i wish i had my custom fender bass with black back ground and green flames
-
granted, but you lose your computer
i wish i knew where my guitar pick went....
-
Granted, but now you wish you didn't know.......
I wish I could go to bed before 1AM
-
Granted, you COULD go to bed before 1:00 ut you still don't.
I wish dust didn't make me sneeze.
-
granted, but your house would be filled with dust
i wish mushrooms tasted nice
-
Granted, but only the poisonous ones taste good.
I wish my wishes weren't so selfish.
-
Granted but now you have ran out of wishes because you don't know how NOT to be selfish:P(Jokes)
I wish my wishes came true
-
Granted, but you ran out of wishes, that was your last.
I wish all colours were inverted, just for funsies.
-
Granted, but you become inverted as well.
I wish I had some pie
-
Granted, its worm pie.
I wish i had 0 ping in all servers.
-
Granted.. have a penny
I wish i had a playstation 3 for xmas
-
Granted, but it breaks the next day.
I wish I had a good computer...
-
Granted, but it is of alien origin and has taken over your brain...
I wish my german shepards didn't shed
-
Granted, we all feel bested and stop playing.
I wish I knew what "koshiir ra" means.
-
Granted but you find out its something to do with egyptians and become mummified and get locked in a pyramid
i wish i owned an ice cream factory
-
granted, but you don't sell any ice cream because people found spider webs in it.
I wish it was Christmas
-
Granted, but the landing kills you. And you make dogs itch for whatever reason.
I wish I could eat beef jerky without it getting stuck in my teeth.
-
Granted, but you moved to Bolivia before it did.
I wish I could speak another language.
-
Granted, but you forget how to speak english!
I wish I didn't have to do HW..
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I wish I could scratch every portion of my back. Without breaking my arms! Ha!
Oh, and:
Granted. Your sent to Bolivia with me!
LOL! Clever!
-
Granted, but you lose the ability to race. :O
I wish I had 35c for a cowtail! (its a type of candy with caramel outside and cream in the inside. :drool:)
-
granted but when you do it will turn out to be a real cow
i wish i had enough money to buy a cow
-
granted, but the cow dies
I wish I could spam without getting that "the last posting of your IP was less then 20 seconds ago" or sometin like that.
-
Granted, but everyone gets tired of your spamming and your friends do not want to play with you
I wish all my college assignments could be finished all with a distinction (highest mark)
-
Granted, but since you had someone else doing your work and got caught, you've been removed from school... FOREVER!
I wish I could write with my toes.
-
granted but you walk around on your hands and everyone thinks your a freak
i wish i could wiggle my ears
-
Granted, and everyone thinks you're a freak, too!
I wish I could walk on ceilings.
-
Granted, ....We do... but he's under the name BFM_Jane
I wish i really was spider man
-
Granted, you are now the size of a spider, but a man. *ah, a Spidey, squish it*
Done.
I wish i could control time.
-
Granted, but you're absent-minded and forget to come back to in one day while you were meddling...
I wish that, when I woke, I felt fresh as a spring day and not all ggrrrawr like I usually do.
-
Granted, but since that is obviously not a real creature, you've ruin the world with your unlikely wish.
I wish I had better knowledge of computers.
-
granted, but computers become obsolete because of the nuclear war that is coming
i wish i wasnt hungry
-
granted but your stomach is permanently sealed shut.
I wish I could teleport everywhere instead of walking or waiting in the car. ;D
-
Granted. You are now a set of lower intestines.
I wish violets were a muddy orange color, making its name misleading and subject to a small amount of ridicule.
-
Granted, but every time you smirk about a muddy orange-colored violet, some of your hair falls out.
I wish the sun didn't cause cancer, I could sure use a tan!
-
Granted, but you now have a permanent sun burn.
I wish it would go ahead and get cold here.
-
Granted, you've brought on the next Ice Age.
I wish I could go to another country... A good one!
-
Granted, but everybody is frozen because of the iceage, so its pointless.
I wish i could get 1000 posts today o.O
-
Granted, but you get banned from the forums for excessive spamming.
I wish there was an extra hour in the day.
-
Granted, we all get older faster and the world population dies out before its time.
I wish I had a monkey!
-
Granted, but it hates you and kills you whilst you sleep.
I wish Tuesdays didn't suck so much.
-
Granted, Tuesdays are grand, which makes Wednesdays absolutely unbearable.
I wish I had a name that spelled a name forwards and backwards (not necessarily the same name).
-
Granted, you are no known as " " that's right, you have no name, suffer!
My name is "mail" backwards xD
I wish the sun was blue.
-
Granted, and since we all know that blue stars are the hottest, we all fry. Not because we know they're hotter, it would have happened anyway. The knowing just makes it worse.
I wish I never got junk mail.
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The previous iceage would keep us cool JANE, duh :P
Granted, but among the "junk mail" you never got was a lottery ticket which made you the richest nub ever, then you could afford to change your name to whatever you want etc. ;D
I wish i could think what to type and it would come up, but i don't really want that computer chip thingy in my brain so there'd have to be a different way.
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granted...........
i wish i could just say something and what i said happened
-
Granted, but it happened in a different parallel universe.
I wish I could go to Six Flags
-
Granted, but all the rides are shut.
I wish that my school work would just get done on it's own.
-
Granted, but you don't learn anything and fail out of school.
I wish I had an army!
-
Granted, but you're the worst leader ever and theres an uprising, causing you to be killed, once again... ;D
I wish everything was 1/2 price like it is in USA :bang:
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Granted! the 1/2 price merchandise is cheap, poorly made and drives the economy down the drain.
I wish I was able to do everything I want each day.
-
Granted, this is the end of the world, enjoy your stay.
I wish all animals turned inside out, right now.
-
Granted, but we evolved from monkeys so that means you turn inside out too
I wish the grass was red and tasted like strawberries
-
Granted,but now strawberries are green and taste like grass.
I wish I didn't have school.
-
Granted, your school dissappears and you have no qualifications and end up sitting on the computer all day with no money and getting obese until your 42
I wish we had a white christmas
-
Granted, there is a freak blizzard and everyone dies. On Chrismas.
I wish I could take my eyeballs out when I sleep.
-
Granted, but you lose them and obviously can't see where they went.
I wish people could tell when i don't care about what they're saying, and stop.
-
granted, but no one ever talks to you anymore forcing you to become a hermit and live your life in solitude
i wish i had my own vehicle
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(http://www.fireballed.com/images/wrongwrides/ugly_car.jpg)
Congratulations, that is now your vehicle.
I wish for my next wish not to be corrupted.
-
Granted, its a useless wish anyway.
I wish batteries for remotes never ran out.
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Granted, you never get up and do anything manually and get fat and lazy and demanding and irritating.
I wish I was comfortable.
-
Granted, you're now in one of those rooms which is made entirely of white cushion things so you can't hurt yourself, and, you're there for ever, and ever, and ever etc.
I wish water tasted better.
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Granted, but i don't understand the wish so you die. ;D
I wish i was smartest people on world. :P
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Stop it!
Give real wishes that i can corrupt! :LOL:
I wish Koshiir was normal!!!
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Right, seriously...
What?
BFM_Whoever, isn't that impostering? lol
Anyways i wish i was rich
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Koshiir, that freaked me out for a second!
Anyway, granted, the fund raising people hound you night and day for donations and you become so overwhelmed you kill yourself (that happens, with people who win the lottery).
I wish people would applaud whenever I entered a room.
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Granted, you're now in the circus as "the bearded lady".
I wish i didn't eat spiders.
Its been proven that the average person eats 8 spiders in their lifetime, like whilst sleeping etc.
So i've already eaten atleast 1 i guess :'(
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Granted. You now have to blend up your spiders and drink them.
I wish that NavyJayHawk wouldn't steal all my laps!
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Granted... now I steal all your kills :siderofl: :siderofl: :siderofl:
I wish I had a pony
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Granted,but your pony is really a pegasus and flies away.
I wish I had a sister.
-
Granted, but she steals from you.
I wish outie belly buttons didn't exist, they disgust me.
http://www.youtube.com/v/CKMnLif0Ssg&rel=1 (http://www.youtube.com/v/CKMnLif0Ssg&rel=1)
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Granted,but innies poke a hole in your stomach and you die slowly and painfully
I wish I was famous
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granted, but you're "famous" for causing a power outage across the entire world.
I wish I got 100's in all my classes
-
granted, but its 100/1000 so ur failing
i wish i was better at soccer
-
Granted,but you end up paralyzed
I wish I had long hair
-
Granted, but now you have to learn to braid your long....armpit hair
I wish my wishes worked
-
Granted. But you're now in federal prison because your wishes are working in a sweatshop.
I wish that food that's good for you would actually taste good too.
-
Granted, you're fatter than ever due to overindulgence.
I wish I had better self-control.
-
Granted,but while the sun was trying to warm you up it runs out of energy,so we all die.
I wish I had baby soft hands.
-
Granted, they're freakishly disproportionate (baby hands) and people are now uncomfortable around you.
I wish I could eat whatever, whenever and wherever I wanted and not get fat and die.
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Granted,but insted of getting fat you get skinner and die.
I wish I didn't have homework.
-
Granted, but she steals from you.
I wish outie belly buttons didn't exist, they disgust me.
http://www.youtube.com/v/CKMnLif0Ssg&rel=1 (http://www.youtube.com/v/CKMnLif0Ssg&rel=1)
Jane, seriously, what were you looking at?
Ew! :-\
Granted, but now you never leave school, so there's no need for homework anyways.
I wish i could read minds
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granted .....but you get brain damage...
i wish halo 3 was for pc
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Granted, but I misinterpreted your wish and now Masterchief is politically correct and doesn't kill anything, just talks it out.
I wish there were no bugs.
-
Granted,but we turn into mansquito we drink each others blood.Then we all go extinct.
I wish my brother could sing.
-
Granted, but he sings all the songs you hate and never shuts up
I wish i wasn't mister grumpy guts when i wake up in the morning
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lol,he does that already
Granted,but you smile so much your face get stuck like the jokers.
I wish I had a labtop.
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Granted, but it very bad.
I wish I had a laptop an Alienware.
-
Granted,but your abducted and experimented on.
I wish I had $10,000,000,000.
-
granted but you drown in the money.
I wish there was no lag.
-
Granted, but now things move too fast for you and you're unable to keep up.
I wish the gravitational pull was slightly less so that I weighed 20 pounds less.
-
granted but the less gravatational pull causes all humanity to float into space and die... but at least you die skinny
I wish i had a beard (lol)
-
Granted,but its so long that every time you close a door it get stuck.
I wish that math was easy.
-
Granted, we're thrust back into caveman days, when we used rocks to count with.
I wish I could win a hoola-hoop contest.
-
Granted, you get really fat, squeeze the hoola-hoop around you and swing your hips... always a winner
i wish you could play halo through virtual reality
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GRANTED.......But the first time you died, you find out that your body died too.....so no respawn :evil:
I wish Dale Earnhart Jr was a better driver......
-
Granted, but his car dies
I wish learning was always fun
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GRANTED, but you then lose interest in HALO!
I wish that there were Dragons in the world
-
granted but then we find a nice bbq'ed crispy warrior
i wish i had a donkey with buck teeth
-
GRANTED, but then you realize that you are looking in the mirror.......
I wish I had Super Powers like Superman!!
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GRANTED, but the switch went bad and the sun never turned off and because the world was flat, everything dried up and died.
I wish I was invisible
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Granted, But that Guitarist broke his fingers
I wish had Infinity gold on World of warcraft
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Granted, But you made a mistake lettin me grantin you your wish :muah:
I wish that the next person who grants my wish doesnt grant my wish :LOL:
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Granted, but your impossible and paradoxical wish ends the world.
I wish I never had to blow my nose. I don't mean that I need to and don't, I just have no need to.
-
Granted, a year has pasted and you hanvt blown your nose and you heads explodes :LOL:
I wish that i had Halo 4 ;D
-
Granted, but everyone finds out and you must evade multiple assassination attempts.
I wish I could shoot laser beams out of my eyeballs.
-
Granted, but a house falls on you and u die (i don't understand what u were asking lol)
I wish i had lvl 99 in something on runescape
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GRANTED, but then your character has too much power for his body to hold and he explodes!!!!!
I wish.......the Department of Defense paid better
-
Granted, but then all you work for there do their job much better, then theres nothing left to defend from, so you(?) lose your job ;D
I wish i could memorise everything i ever needed to know.
-
Granted, but your eyes pop out
I wish my dog would stop getting flea's
-
Granted, you get them instead.
I wish my computer would turn on faster.
-
Granted, but during your cooking adventures, you burn down your home.
.tsrif tuo ti epyt ot gnivah tuohtiw sdrawkcab lleps ylisae dluoc I hsiw I
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Granted,but now you talk backwards.
I wish I could speak French.
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Granted,but it explodes from to much memory
I wish I could control time.
-
granted but u get stuck and u grow old and die without any friends
i wish santa would give me a ps3 when i go to lapland tomorrow :)
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Granted,but you dont get anything for Chrismas
I wish I got plasma screen TV
-
granted but it fires plasma at you and you die :P
I wish there were no wars.
-
Granted,but now Halo doesn't exist.
I wish I had longer fingernails
-
Granted, but only because you teeth fell out and you can't chew them.
I wish skorcard would come back.
-
Granted, but Nemesis gets to #1 in everything and no one can get past him.
I wish I had all my Christmas shopping done.
-
Granted, turns out you want me to be the happiest person in the world. You're so kind!
I wish I could corrupt wishes as cleverly as Kakashi.
-
Granted,but now your always cranky and in a bad mood.
I wish I had 10000000 games to play
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granted you play for so long you go blind
I wish i could have robot servants that listen to everything i say
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granted but they turn against you... :cop: :siren:
i wish i was rich like bill gates
-
granted, but you get robbed the next day
I wish I could hack like Dstroyr XD
-
Granted,but you hack the wrong computer and your computer explodes.
I wish I had 1000's of different pairs of new shoes.
-
Granted, but your teeth grow to the floor and your knees extend, also, down to the floor. Thus sounding like Jane and VxT's tap dancing.
I wish my feet don't smell...
-
Granted, your nose falls off (and of course the holes close up, because that's what happens when noses fall off).
I wish I was more attentive.
-
Granted, but Something bad happens...
I wish i knew what attentive meant
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Granted, I throw a dictionary at your face.
I wsh I ddn't hv t use ndlss vwls. Obvsly, sm r ndd.
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No one gets what you're saying anymore
I wish I couldn't get banned from halo servers
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Granted, you play by the rules all the time. And everyone likes better for it. Darn it, that's not for me to corrupt!
I wish I was so superficial.
-
Granted..now you're Star Jones.
I wish I could gun like Volley.....
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But your driver sux
I wish that people would stop camping in race servers
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granted, but then they start to chase kill
I wish I had something to wish for
-
Granted, this means your wish was random, so your halo disc cracks ;D
I wish that i had all the coca cola in the world :muah:
-
granted but u get brain freeze and your brain dies :warlord:
i wish math was the easiest class
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Granted
But then Science becomes tha hardest
Im busy screwing around on here instead of writing a paper...
*wishes for this stupid paper i have to write to be done*
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ou finish the paper but it is an F
I wish no one would corrupt my wish!
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granted (it's boring, but not corrupted)
I wish my '81 vette was a '69 vette
-
Granted, *here* (http://www.ehobbies.com/hotj2883.html) it is.
I wish someone else would competently shovel my driveway for the rest of the winter.
-
Granted, but then it starts to blizzard in summer.
I wish I could get to 3000 posts faster
-
Granted but then the post count gets removed from the forums entirely.
I wish i knew why this guy is burning himself...
<---
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Granted,but now you burn yourself for no reason.
I wish I had 2 cute and adorable puppies.
-
Granted, but they die. On Christmas.
I wish I had a successful business ran on the Internet.
-
Granted, but they die. On Christmas.
Wow.... :o
:P
Granted, but the business is so successful that you earn too much money for the world to hold, thus making it explode.
I wish I had night vision.
-
Granted, but night never comes, thanks a lot..
I wish it would snow NOW.
-
Granted, but the sudden change in weather takes everyone by surprise and mass panic ensues. As soon as they see one flake fall, everyone loses the ability to drive and stocks up on canned food causing riots in supermarkets. Sounds familiar.... :P
I wish there was no such thing as evil.
-
Granted! Now without evil the universe implodes as the balance of Yin/Yang no longer exist.
I wish my 3 year old would stop licking the floor.
-
Granted, now he wont stop licking your face, you drown, yay!
I wish i could time travel
-
Granted, you go back to the beginning. It is dark.
I wish batteries never died.
-
Granted but ipods take over the world and kill you as their first victim
I wish i got payed for having fun
-
Granted, you go blind and deaf.
I wish I could identify star constellations.
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Granted. You become a celebrity in the nerd world and are brought to the attention of OO'rLOck the Great who's intergalactic convoy is lost nearby. You are kidnapped and taped with Jumba's Super Alien Tape™ to a wall and given the name Ga'armin. You really enjoy everything about your predicament except the food.
I wish I were creative...
-
Granted, but other people take credit for all your ideas and no one believes you when you try to prove they're yours. Like the story of OO'rLOck the Great that I came up with and you stole. Thief! THIIIIEEEEEEEFFFFFFF!
I wish politicians actually did something good for a change.
-
Granted, it has so much air in it, it hurts to kick it and you decide never to play soccer again.
I wish I could say the alphabet backwards.
-
Granted, saying the phrase "the alphabet backwards" is now the only thing you're able say. Good luck with that. =/
I wish I would become famous for inventing an affordable jet pack.
-
Granted, but since there was a part in the move "It's Pat!" where they tell him/her that he/she is ambiguous and he/she say something about being about to write with both hands, that part gets stuck in my head and now no one knows if you're male or female. You'd have to see the move. ::)
I wish I could eat soup all the time.
-
Granted, all your teeth fall out so u can eat nothing but soup
I wish i was a rockstar
-
Granted. You WAS a rockstar and now you are a has-been. (bad English...I know)
I wish Star Trek would come back.
-
Granted, but you had to get in a fight with Courtney Love to get in and she really tore you up... and the sweater.
I wish I could play the piano.
-
Granted. But then they misbehave when BFM admins ARE there ;D
I wish I could play the drums.
-
Granted, it never worked in the first place.
I wish I knew what the Red Ring of Death was (it sounds like a horrible medical thing).
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Granted. The drummer of Def Leppard decides to teach you... as long as you lose your arm in a car wreck and eventually lose your hearing... ;)
Bwaa haha I can live with that :D
I wish I knew what the Red Ring of Death was (it sounds like a horrible medical thing).
Granted, but now you can't understand what anything else is. :scrim:
I wish I had knew what to wish for.
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(Another one?)
Granted, you wish I was the awesome-est person in the world!
I wish I could visit another planet.
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Granted, NASA takes you to on a one-way trip to live on Mars. However, you didn't bring a pillow, and you never get a good night's sleep which makes you go insane causing you to eat an entire case of Elmer's Glue that blocks you up permanently and you die. The people at NASA chuckle briefly about it, then go back to work and you're forgotten about forever.
I wish the name I wanted on xfire wasn't taken so that I could have it.
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GRANTED, but then the IRS mistakes you for that other person and they take all your money and household goods cause he owed a lot of back taxes.
I wish I had extra hands.
-
Granted, you speak everything to a beat and everyone gets tired of you and tape your mouth up forever and ever
I wish a ham sandwhich would appear in front of me that i can eat
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Granted. Your copy of "Self-Esteem for Dummies" has been mailed and should arrive within 3-5 business days.
I wish olives weren't disgusting.
-
Granted, but what the box doesnt tell you is that your allergic to them and you will die a very painful death in erm... 3...2...1...ur dead
I wish Nirvana where still going :'-(
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Granted...He'll even kiss you if you want -
(http://blog.dreamhost.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/ugly_dog2.jpg)
I wish it was Saturday.
-
Granted....but then you lose track of what day it was and before you know it, it is Monday and you miss work and get fired.
I wish I was a NASCAR driver!
-
Granted but,
in a finals race u r first until a tyre blows and then u go headfirst into a wall and die (or get such a serious injury that u cant play halo for the rest of ur life :P)
I wish the government scrapped exams
-
Granted, but because they scrapped the exams everyone become illiterate (even more so then they currently are, at least >_<)
...
...
I think thats what you meant ^_^
I wish that, even though I'm about to sleep and wake up, and it will be Friday, that it was already Friday so I could see "I Am Legend"...
*WANT!*
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Granted, ur futre is secure
on the first of every month you are going to get a very very bad virus, which will last a month and eventually you are going to loose controll of your fingers so u cant play halo or any other game EVER again. Also your immune system starts to fight death itself so u never die BUT u live a life of misery WISHING you could die.
(hehe that was fun 2 corrupt :muah:)
i wish i ccould play a guitar as well as kurt cobain :) ;D
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Grandted but now they are made from glass and when you crash your foot gets hurt.
I wish...msn was a thing of the past... oh wait Hydra did already... I wish my grandparents liked dogs!
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Granted, they now like dog so much that they can train them to do anything. BUT because they like the dogs, they dont like you SO when u go to their house they set the dogs on you and rip you to shreads
I wish they made a halo 4 AND brought halo 1,2, + 3 out on PS2/PS3
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granted but they always get corrupted like here!
I wish school was easier BUT I learned just as much!
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Granted, BUT beacuse school is soooooo easy, you little head gets filled up soooo fast and eventually (after about a year) it explodes beacuse of so much information.
i wish i was able to understand some computer languages (for hacking :winkgrin:)
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Granted, unfortunately the language is Basic...but you can hack a Tandy 1000 and a Commodore 64 all day long.
I wish I had 1000 posts
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Granted but your counter gets broken and you can never reach 1001
I wish game fuel was not limited edition!
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Granted, but you forget what game fuel is. (What is it?)
I wish I could finish my HW...
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Granted but its horrible and you get a F---------
I wish I could get all B's at least!
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Granted, but the job you is after needs 10 A* and you have to sit in night classes for the rest of your life just trying to get an A :winkgrin:
I wish i could remotly control my laptop with my 4 year old mobile phone (yeah i know 4 year old i need a new 1!!)
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granted, thats after everyone is dead
i wish i was good at something other than computers (like maths :P)
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Granted, but then you lose your ability of... er... goodness at computers.
I wish it was Friday!
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Granted, but, friday ids the day that you have a massive car crash and you become so badly desabled you cant play halo EVER again :cop:
I wish i had tau crisis battle suit (my m8s but class it as mine :LOL:)
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Granted, but all knowledge of Warhammer 40k is removed from your brain and you have no idea what the battle suit is for, so you never use it.
I wish I was getting more and better stuff for Christmas. i r greedy.
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Wish granted, but they fall apart in your very arms
EDIT: I wish i had an Xbox 360 and halo 3 thats indestructible, no lag, no virus, and can't be ruined by anyway and it's perfect!
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Granted, but you wake up.
I wish I had an unbreakable wish.
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Granted but it doesnt QUITE say what it said on the box :siderofl: :siderofl:
In wish that i got a PS3 for christmas rather than me having to buy it
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Granted, but it is stolen so you spend Christmas in jail.
I wish I had all A's
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granted,but you get expelled. i wish i had a new car.
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(http://www.michaeltotten.com/archives/images/Bcherre%20Car%201.JPG)
Granted, there is your new (to you) car.
Because I'm sick, I wish every time I cough that a camper in one of the race servers would develop diarrhea.
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Granted, BUT, as you join a server you find that no one has any laps and are in diferent places of the map, CAMPING, and then you cough 11 times (coz the server was full). Suddenely everyone goes AFK (Away for Keyboard) as they get the sudden spurts from that coughing fit that you just had. Because they are away from keyboard, they are tecnically camping, so when you start coughing again they spurt more. Soon one of your mates comes around who managed to get 10 minutes away for your spurts, he did not get the chance to exit from halo because of the hurry he was in. When he was at your house, you had another coughing fit, so you mate rushes to your toilet. HE had such a problem that he broke your toilet and you had to mop up the sloopy stuff from the floor AND pay for repairs to the toilet and to re-decorate your bathroom. Your mate however did make it home and you didnt cough in a while so it gave him time to tell his friends your name, address and telephone number. the next day, because nobody was online, you get 11 letters, 11 telephone calls and you had to pay an average of £2,000 to each person because of all the borken toilets. :siderofl: :siderofl: :siderofl: :siderofl: :siderofl:
I wish a was a simpson character (Anothe one of my mates ::))
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Granted, but you then get ran over by Mr Burns. And Defender coughs.
I wish I have a Wii.
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Granted, but it wont read any disc you put in
I wish I could get a new phone thats indestructible and nothing bad will ever happen to it :LOL:
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Granted but now when you get shot you can't feel it and die...
I wish I got paided to make comics!
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Granted, but you run out of ideas.
I wish I could fly.
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Granted, however you have Penguin Wings and arent able to lift off
I wish I could never get sick again
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Granted, but you drink too much bleach and die.
I wish I had a kitten.
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Granted but he runs away and gets run over by a car
I wish I had a better headset
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Granted, but your computer dies...
I wish I had 25c for a Gum ball!!
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Granted but its really Robbins Illinois
I wish I could free fall and not die
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granted but once everyone is free they die and only you will live alone for ever... ::)
I wish I could speak spanish better
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Granted,but now you can't speak english.
I wish my cousin had another adorable little brother.
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Granted, but the both fight and kill each other...
I wish my Pizza was ready
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Granted but the GOATS come and eats it
I wish my candy supplies would not empty so fast ( I eat it like a horse).
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Granted,but your teeth rot out so you can't eat candy anymore.
I wish my brother took singing lessons.
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DUDE I can't corrupt that wish I love pokemon!...but I will but not bad!
Granted but your only allowed to own seven! (ha)
I wish this guy :munch: would run out of chips and drinks
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Granted, but he goes out and buys more.
I wish that I could run really fast ;D.
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Granted, but the first time you try running the force of the air's friction permanently rips your skin off and the only way you can ever make money is to travel with a circus as their main attraction: Plixity the Disgustingly Ugly Skinless Freak-Boy.
I wish that Coke tasted like Pepsi and Pepsi tasted like Coke.
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granted, but now you can not speak
I wish I could post an unfalliable wish
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Granted, but for the rest of your days you have to wear Napoleon Dynamite-style moonboots.
I wish my favorite sweatshirt wasn't so ragged. :(
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Granted,but now it's to small.
I wish I never broke a nail.
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Granted, but you lose all your hair
I wish Id never go bald
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Granted,but you get gray hairs at a young age,Nobody wants to date an old guy.(No offence to the guys over 25)
I wish I had a brand new car.
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granted, but its stolen 2 hours after you get it
I wish i had 2 free months of WoW :P
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Granted,but for those 2 months your in jail.
I wish the whole world liked the color pink.
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granted, but black is the new pink >.<
I wish I could stop spamming
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Granted, the federal government makes it illegal to spam and you're sent to jail where you not only cannot spam because they have no computers but you also get married to your new husband, Crusher. You are not the man in the relationship.
I wish I had an official Red Ryder carbine-action 200-shot range model air rifle with a compass in the stock and a thing that tells time.... and I never shoot my eye out with it.
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Granted,but you blow your foot off.
I wish everyone would have a Merry Christmas!
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granted, instead everyone else gets your presents because you were asleep
I wish I could open all my presents tonight
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granted, (HAHA ITS CHRISTMAS DAY ALREADY IN THE UK) but then there is nothing to open on christmas day
I wish i got a USB Keyboard (thats a typing 1, i already hve a musical 1 lol)
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Granted, but it's made of chocolate and you end up eating it,leaving yourself with no keyboard and a big chocolately mess all over your face.
I wish my parent's Christmas tree was real, not fake.
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Granted,but while they are sleep it comes to life and eats all the presents.
I wish my brothers would wake up soon.
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Granted, but then they will push you out of line and open YOUR presents, thinking they are their's.
I wish Christmas came again tomorrow :(
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granted but you dont get any presents
hmm I wish I had a wish
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granted, your wish is that you die tomorrow
i wish i get more money for crimbo (christmas)
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Granted, but it's all Monopoly money.
I wish I had more venison.
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Granted, but you run out again ;D.
I wish that nobody could corrupt my wish.
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granted but every other wish is corrupted.
I wish i had a duck.
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Granted but the definition of smart is changed to dumb and...you lose.
I wish everyone had a mic.
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granted, they all have a mic BUT they all start annoying you by everyone talking at teh same time
i wish it was christmas 2morrow (and everyone has pressies for me :drool:)
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granted but they are all the same thing and you don't get any receipts
I wish I could not go back to school on the 9th
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Granted, but now you wont graduate, not get a job, live under a bridge alone and poor.
I wish I could visit mars.
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Granted,but an the way back your spaceship runs out of fuel,So you drift off into orbit.
I wish The world was like pokemon where no matter what we did we'd never die.
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Granted, but you have to personally respond to ALL (billions) of the Thank You cards.
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I wish I never get lagging again.
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Granted but your computer never turns on.
I wish i was a ninja :P
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Granted, but you break your legs doing a ninja flips, and are never a ninja again.
I wish I had unlimited smilies.
2000th post FTW ;D.
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Granted, but then it breaks... ha.
I wish I had a ... uh... Hmm.. I wish I had something to wish about!
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Granted, but you fly too close to the sun and your yogurt starts boiling, burning your armpit and severely damaging your Subclavian Arteries (http://biology.about.com/library/organs/heart/blsubclavianartery.htm) causing such severe pain that you pass out and fall 20,00 feet to what would seem like your doom, but is not. You land in the ocean, and are rescued by a passing ship. They allow you to write a letter, and you write it to your family. While sealing the envelope you get a paper cut and bleed out because you have hemophilia. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hemophilia)
I wish I could solve my Rubiks cube...
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Granted, but his term ends early.
I wish that I was an urban ninja!
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Granted, you WERE an urban ninja, but NOW you bag groceries.
I wish someone would give me my own true everlasting gobstopper.
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You get said gobstopper, but you lose down the toilet after a couple of minutes.
I wish for living black grass.
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granted, i lives, grows and ends up taking over the world
i wish i had my vent password :bang:
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granted, too bad theres never going to be an empty spot in vent for you to join though! ever!
i wish my neighbors werent old and grouchy and they liked loud music!
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Granted but everyone now has your intelligence. The world soon falls back to the stone age and we all die from "global warming".
I wish all of my friends that r BFMs or have vent would get off of it and talk to me on xfire every once in a while...pls ?
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Granted, but your X-fire breaks and they start wishing the same thing about you.
I wish that I could learn how to write a program easier :(.
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Granted you learn it but that program becomse outlawed and useless.
I wish I didn't have p.e. (no i love to excersise)
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Granted, but your arms and legs begin to atrophy leaving you helpless thus far.
I wish I could fly... like an eagle!
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Granted, but after a mutant eagle kills someone, anything that flies or looks like one gets shot :D
I wish i didn't have exams :(
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Granted,On the day of your exams, your school blows up so you don't have exams anymore,but now you have to stay in school longer.
I wish my brother would stop hogging the computer.
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Granted, but he broke your Halo CD
I wish there was a PC/Mac version of Halo-3
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Granted, but he broke your Halo CD
I wish there was a PC/Mac version of Halo-3
Granted, but its only for vista (Had to say it :P)
I wish I wouldn't lag on Halo PC
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Granted, but you need a Mac (had to say it :siderofl:)
I wish I had more time for this.
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Granted, but you become a forum addict and your work suffers...
i wish my phone wasnt broken :(
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Granted,but now your computer is broken.
I wish had a rollie ball(one of those balls you can get in and roll around(don't know the name so I call it rollie)
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Granted, the donut is jelly with <insert something your allergic to here> and you DIE because of the donut (greedy guts)
I wish i had a chance to scrim in UK time
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Granted, but your hog is out of gas/petrol.
I wish my wish would not get corrupted.
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Granted, but you are stuck where they use the one language you don't know.
I wish I could stop :bang:
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granted but you bie of a heartattack due to the grease
i wish to live forever
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my bad i meesed up wish granted but you miss everything life has to offer
i wish i could live forever
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Granted,but the older you get the older you look.
I wish that in 7 years I would never get older or look older again (so I can be young forever).
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granted but you don't get 20 year-old privilges like driving and clubbing
i wish i had psychic abilities
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granted but you hear what everyone is thinking and you go crazy !
I wish money grew on trees... ::)
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Granted, but its counterfeit and you get sent to jail.
I wish that I didn't have to do speech and debate >_<
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granted but you'll gain a rep as wimp and never get a date or job
i wish i could have a perfect car
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Granted, but you total it and have to either waste 150k to fix it up or another 250k for a new one.
I wish I had the ability to do anything!
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Granted,Now you can do any and everything.........but now you have to do the whole worlds work while they sit back and relaxe.
I wish could think of something to wish for.
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granted bet it's a dumb wish
i wish to pass 7th grade
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Granted, but you are forever stuck in 8th grade.
I wish never to be sick.
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Granted, but you never get any sick days off, and because of that you get over worked, and quit.
I wish that I could learn by osmosis!
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Granted, but you only learn bad habits and things you wish you never knew. Wait, that happens already. LOL
I wish to eliminate negative thinking.
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:LOL:
Granted, but your job happens to be a crime scene detective, and you can't continue to do it well because you just can't for some reason think like them anymore :O.
I wish I knew what I wanted to be.
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Granted, but the forces of the universe said it is not to be.
I wish to show strength through gentleness.
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Granted, and to your amazement it works on just about everyone, but some just don't seem to get it.
I wish that you made easier things to corrupt ;D.
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Granted,but we all wish for the same thing....so we die of bordom.
I wish I could freeze time.
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granted, but once you freez time you cant unfreeze it ever
I wish I could be invisible
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Granted, however you develop an incredible itchy rash and the doctor cannot see it or examine you to treat it. You try to treat it yourself, now everyone sees patches of calamine lotion walking around. ..... and it's just before the prom. Wanna dance?
I wish I had a better memory.
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Granted, but you remember every detail of your life so perfectly that you can't stop thinking about what you could make better, and it starts driving you nuts.
I wish that I didn't have to exercise >_<.
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Granted, but all your muscles atrophy and you cannot play Halo or type in the forums anymore.
I wish I exercised more than I do now. (I know .... an easy one to corrupt, but you did ask)
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Granted,but you spend all your time exercising and not spending it with your girlfriend/wife....so they end up leaving you with lots of heartache and pain.......and maybe some broken bones.
I wish school wouldn't be canceled tomorrow......so we won't have to make it up during our break time.
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Granted, but you are the only one there. No students - no teachers - no one.
I wish more of my school's students had your pragmatism.
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Granted, but everybody is so excited about school that the principle decides to not give breaks.
I wish I didn't have to do speech and debate... seriously >_<.
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Who wants to be a mute without an opinion? If your claim is real I advise embracing the program, it really helped me.
I wish that the sky changed colours.
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Granted,the sky is now in many different shades of pink.
I wish my TV was theater size.
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Granted, but it costs too much and you have to sell it.
I wish that I could do speech and debate without having too, well, do speech and debate!
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Granted, but you failed the course for non-participation and have to repeat it in Summer School.
I wish my sinuses were not stuffy. Tired of sounding like Elmer Fudd over the phone. "Hewwooo, how aw you." Here I am in Hawaii and every time I see the winter weather report for the mainland, I get stuffy. (sympathy cold??) It got really cold here the other day. The temp dropped below 65 (F). Brrrrrrrrrr. Had to put on a long sleeve shirt.
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granted but your voice now sounds like Daffy Duck
I wish it snowed more often
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granted, but now it snows so much polar bears have come to live on your garden, meaning you cant leave your house! :P
i wish i could make half decent sigs with photoshop
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Granted, but they won't load or show up in your forum profile sig area.
I wish these banners went the other way.
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Granted,but now everything is backwards.
I wish I could speak all the different languages in the world.
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Granted, but you can't keep them all straight. No two words in a sentence are the same language and no one can understand you.
I wish I could touch type better than I do.
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granted but now you can't alt type now
[/b] ( thanks for that babygirl)
i wish to be a singer[/color][/font][/glow] :angel:
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Granted, but now you're buried in snow and can't get out.
I wish I had a wish that could not be corrupted.
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Granted,you sleep all day and stay up all night so you don't have to worry about being tired every morning.
I wish I wasn't so bored.
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GRANTED BUT YOU LOSE YOUR FRIENDS FOR BEING TO ENTHUSIASTIC
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Granted, but your lack of a wish forever bans you from the practice of wishing.
I wish Babygirl wasn't bored.
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Granted - you have nothing BUT chocolate to eat - - - Ever. Oooooh the complexion, ooooooo the waistline, ooooooo the cavities.
I wish our economy was in better shape.
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Granted, but according to the laws of Entropy it eventually wears down until it is completely crashed.
I wish I could get a new computer.
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Granted, but noting is compatible with it.
I wish we were not so energy dependent on coal & oil (foreign & domestic).
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granted, but you have to walk everywhere uphill both ways.
I wish it would stop snowing already.
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granted, but you have to walk everywhere uphill both ways.
I wish it would stop snowing already.
^^! Don't forget that it has to be barefoot in the snow (up hill both ways) LOL
Oh yeah, Granted, but the snow will never melt at all - all year. Forever slushy, slippery roads, sidewalks, etc. Brrrrrrrr.
I wish I had perfect vision.
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Granted, but you get hit in each eye by a flying hot french frie as soon as your able to see clearly after getting hit from the last flying hot french fries (what the heck is wrong with me?)
I wish I was immortal
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Granted,so you live forever.......but you end up living a lonly and corrupted life with only heartache and pain,because your in billions of dollers of debt......in child support.
I wish I didn't confuse myself.
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Granted, but then you could never laugh at yourself and have funny stories to tell about yourself to your grandkids when they get confused. (Now, I'm confused)
I wish this will be a better year than last year.
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Granted this year is better. BUT all the years after are terrible :P
I wish it snowed in australia... :D
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It will snow in Australia... but it will snow so much that you will get trapped in your home with only a few things from your fridge to live on.
I wish chocolate was healthy.
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You get it but your so pleased that you're not paying attention and you crash.
I wish cheese didn't go mouldy.
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granted, but then again cheese is moldy milk.....so cheese doesnt exist anymore (thanks alot)
I wish I had a cookie
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Granted, but it's 3 years old, very stale and crumbly.
I wish I wish I wish I people didn't suffer with stuttering.
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granted, but now everyone who stutters is a mute
I wish someone would make me a sig (PLEASE????)(YES I WANT THIS CORRUPTED BUT COMPLETED)
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Granted, but they never give you it. Muhahahah.
I wish i had a perfectly shaped carrot, which tasted good, nobody steals it, it is clean, safe, and indestructible, there are still carrots on earth, i live on earth and its not poisoned or harmful to me. Have fun corrupting!
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Granted, your perfect carrot is clean, safe and (your operative word) "indestructible". You cannot eat it. It will not cook. It just sits there. May as well add it to your bowl of plastic fruit. It still attracts flies though. That was fun corrupting. :evil:
I wish the food supply did not become tainted for anyone or anything (plant or animal).
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Granted, but the food supply is locked in a container at the bottom of the ocean and the key has been lost.
I wish cars were replaced by space ships.
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granted, but none of them work
I wish I could get that sig someone made me
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Granted,It's the best sig in the world....but the world is destroyed be for you receive it.
I wish I had a pet.
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Granted, but your "pet" is a lion that eats you. :evil:
I wish i could use gimp well
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Granted, but image standards change and Gimp becomes useless as it cannot produce any usable format.
I wish I could never get sick.
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granted, you dont get sick you just die
I wish i could count to infinity twice
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Granted, but all the governments decided that laws are unjust, so they voted to have no laws, without laws there is no crime.
I wish my wish could not be corrupted.
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Granted, now you are forever banned from this thread. Wait, this is so horrendous you are banned from the Games thread. Wait, no, you are banned from the forums. Oh No!!, you had your BFM tags removed and were banned from all servers.
Oh well, at least your wish is till intact. ::)
I wish it were not so easy to corrupt a wish. I feel like such a Grinch. :evil:
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Granted, now its not easy to corrupt a wish....for you....for everyone else it is the same difficulty but for you to corrupt a wish is now ten times harder.
I wish I could slam a revolving door (im runnin out of wishes)
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Granted but it swings around and hits your face!
:D
I wish I had the perfect Burger, consisting of a bun, cheese, BBQ sauce, and onion rings. Nothing is poisonous, its clean, safe, won't get possessed and attack me, i won't choke on it. The bun isn't dry or wet, the burger is the right size, the cheese isn't smelly the sauce isn't a real BBQ, and the onion rings are perfect too. Nobody takes my burger, i can eat it, its real. Have fun corrupting!
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Granted, it's the last one ever made and you have to give it to me to eat. Please pass the ketchup.
I wish I wasn't hungry right now.
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Granted, but you forget about being hungry, and starve for the rest of your soon to be short life! Muhahaha.
I wish i had my burger back from ImaybeU
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Granted, but there's only a bite left and I have this horrible chest cold (cough cough hack hack).
After I pass from this short life (thanks Igor), I wish to reincarnate as myself again so I learn from my past screw-ups and not repeat them.
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Granted, but you live a very dull and boring life without the friends you knew and loved.
I wish I had a million dollars that were MINE to spend not stolen or illegal in anyway.
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Granted, but you are kidnapped and help for a two million dollar ransom.
I wish my cholesterol levels were normal.
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Granted, but now your blood pressure is high.
I wish I didn't have to sleep >_<.
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Granted, but you die from lack of sleep.
I wish my pet lion was really a tiger that would never hurt/harm me in any way.
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Granted, but someone breaks in that smells like you, so it doesn't defend you in any way... if that would happen >_>.
I wish that Lost would come out on Netflix as it did on air, without having to wait a year... :(.
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granted, but you go to rent it it is always unavailable
I wish I could create and awesome anime
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Granted,you have the awesomest anime ever...but nobody reads anime any more....but don't worry nugie I'll read your anime....... :hug: d_b.
I wish for................................................................................nothing.
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granted, now everything is nothingness.....thanks alot....
I wish everything wasnt nothingness anymore
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Granted, but everything is not nothing.
I wish that everything is indeed nothing, while still partly being everything. And that the cake wasn't a lie :(.
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You get your wish but it sends the world into confusion and you wake up one morning to find an angry crowd outside your house.
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AJ you forgot to make a wish.
I wish AJ didn't forget to make a wish.
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Granted, but he forgot his name
I wish something wasn't living in my roof scratching around at night :P
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Granted, but it comes from the basement :aaaaa:
i wish babygirl would stop obsessing over iguana and spain :bang:
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Granted,but now I'm obsessed with the color pink.(I'm not obsessed with anything....but my future goals.)
I wish my nails wouldn't take so long to grow back.
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Granted, but now they grow super fast
I wish my next sig comes out good
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Granted, But you cant see the sig
I wish I had 4 random Blue chairs
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Granted, they are all a little heavy and land on you.
I wish I could go to college for free
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Granted, But the college dean finds out you cheated and kicks you out.
I wish that i was rich and had 404354432654752million bajillion dollars
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Granted,your the richest person alive.....in counterfeit money.
I wish I had a stuffed animal named Ebony.....just like my dogs.
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Granted, but the stuffed animal is invisible
I wish No one could corrupt this wish
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Granted,but now I get to currupt the next.
I wish I could fly.
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Granted, but you now cant walk
I wish for world peace
(P.S. Thanks Babygirl for starting this up again)
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Granted,but the only time the world will be at peace is a few seconds before it ends.
I wish Bananas were pink.
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Granted, but your blind
I wish Babygirl would talk to me on xfire lol
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Granted,I will say hi what are you doing.
I wish my Baby (name of my stuffed animal)had a sister cat.
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Granted, but now you are dead lol :roflol:
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lol you forgot to post
I wish I was faster then Diehard.
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Granted, but i change my name
i wish baby wasnt so persistant
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Granted,but for that Im going to win.
I wish I had quick fingers
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Granted, but you forgot how to type
I wish i had fingers fasster than the world champion typer
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Granted,but I'm faster
I wish this would distract Diehard. :'( (! :zoot: d_b :chief: 2c ^^! :angel: _idk_
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Granted, but not by much
I wish baby would check here PM's
HA GOTCHA!
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Granted,but It dont take me long to check it.
I wish I had a mini-me.
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Granted, but now it takes over the world
i wish for a glass of water
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Granted,but I drink it before you can
I wish I had 2 dogs
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Granted, but the fight to the death
i wish for an omlet
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Granted, but my dog bites off it.
I wish you would stop distracting me.
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Granted, But now you forgot everything
i wish for nothing
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Granted, you cause everything in the world to mean nothing.
I wish pink would distract you.
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Granted, but ....................something
I wish i could think of something^
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Granted, but I think of something first.
I wish you wasn't so tricky.
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Granted, now im sneaky
I wish you didnt get tricked by me
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Granted, but I never get tricked by you again.
I wish I had food
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Granted, but you cant eat it
I wish i could go to the bathroom
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Granted,but you already went.
I wish I had an another arm so I could get my food.
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Granted, but the arm doenst "Feel" like getting you food
I wish i had vent acess
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Granted,but first you have to roll over.
I wish I could enjoy my food with out my cousin questioning me.
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Granted, but now your mom is questioning you
I wish i had a cool sig made by BFM_H@ngm@n
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Granted, you requested to get a sig and it was the coolest one ever.
I wish Slayton would make me a pretty/cool sig.
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granted, but the dunkin donuts® shop that you move next to has closed down.
I wish I had my own laptop with everything upgraded as high as a laptop can go.
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Granted, buts its soooooo upgraded,
it overheats it turns into AI, and becomes a murderous Laptop and....kills you!, then folds you in half, and uses you to game on.
I wish i could get 0 lag on all servers.
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(man.... sucks to be me, anyways)
Granted, but nobody plays multiplayer anymore.
I wish I will get a job sometime very soon.
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Granted,but you get the worst job ever......plumming toilets.
I wish I had $160,236,000 in my bank account.
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Granted, but you forgot your bank pin number lol!
I wish for a pencil
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No one wants to corrupt my wish? ^^^^
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Granted,but someone sits on it and it breaks.
I wish I had more led for my pencil.
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Granted, But you get lead poisoning and die
I wish for vent access
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Granted, but BFM switches to teamspeak!
I wish i had infinite Money in my pocket
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Granted, but your pants get washed... d'oh!
I wish I wasn't in range ;_;.
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Granted, but you get pulled over by the police!
I wish I some cheese!=)
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Granted, but you cant eat it O_o
I wish for 5million NON COUNTERFIET dollors
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Granted, but you get robbed the second after you get them!
I wish I had the power to eat 5 saltines in a minute!
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Granted, but you go for a sixth saltine and suffocate.
(so I killed you?)
I wish I had some orange juice
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Granted, but you open the juice box to find sliced oranges in it!
I Wish I had Xbox live
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Granted, but your xbox is broken.
I wish Super Smash Brothers Brawl will not get delayed again.
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Granted, but that's because they decide to cancel productivity not sell it at all
I wish I didn't have math homework
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Granted, But you have 10 times the homework in all other subjects
I wish that this wish can be corrupted in anyway at all
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Granted, but you have to wait 6 months before this wish becomes active.
I wish everyone in the worls liked cheese! (yummm.... cheese....)
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Granted, the worls like cheese, but the world doesn't.
I wish I have an xbox 360 so I can play online with others.
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Granted, but you don't have an internet connection anymore.
I wish everyone in the world liked cheese ;).
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Granted, But everyone on earth doesnt.
I wish that (! :zoot: <---- Those guys wouldnt smoke, Its bad for you.....
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Granted, But everyone on earth doesnt.
I wish that (! :zoot: <---- Those guys wouldnt smoke, Its bad for you.....
[Please do not make any references to drugs on the BFM forums. Our language rules also apply here. Thanks ~ Hlao.]
i wish for a fishy on a little dishy
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Granted - you now a have a little goldfish on a toy tea set saucer and that's all you get to eat. Bon Appetite!! :dinner:
I wish I could get the bridge flip perfected on Ice Fields
(I know this is an easy corruption, but a wish just the same *sigh*)
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Oh.. Im sorry. I didnt really even think about the Drug thing. Im sorry
Granted, But now your perfect at It ALL THE TIME!
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It wasn't you Diehard. Anyway, you forgot to make a wish. ;D
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i can't for the life of me get that jump right either :P
i wish for perfect halo racing skills, and to still have a working computer, mouse,keyboard,backup power supply, sound, monitor, limbs, fingers, hands and eyes and a desk for the computer and a house with windows and walls and no problems with it :D(a computer which runs halo well :P)
try and corrupt that without going off topic :D
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Granted, but your driving skills on the real world will turn terrible, or if you are still too young to drive, you will inherit awful driving skills.
I wish that Australia could actually play well in the Cricket for once.
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Granted, But there's no one to play!
I wish for 1 minute of peace and quiet at my house!
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granted, but its beacuse your not there!! :winkgrin: :P :-X
i wish i had a nice high spec gaming pc :P
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Granted, But it's irreplacible and you break it! :muah:
I wish that SOMEBODY wouldnt be a spammer :P ;D
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Cough Cough Cough Cough Bump Cough cough Cough
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????? how do I do that one lol
I wish I lost 50 pounds(not really)
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Granted, An you really did! Muahahaha! :muah:
I wish i had 4040 IQ points!
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whats an IQ?
all well, i wish i had a dog that couldn't die
-
Granted, But It out-lives you.
I wish that no one would ever ever be mean
-
Granted, but everyone is so nice to each other that everyone becomes to easy to push around, and the nicer nice ones get nicely pushed around... ?
I wish I didn't have so much math.
-
Granted, But now you have so much Science and All other subjects! Muhahahaha! :muah: :evil:
I Wish I could make sigs like Plixity!
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granted, but you now cannot use halo as a freak accident has fried your disk :P
i wish i could fly
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Granted, but you dont have the wings to fly
I wish i had a puppy!!!
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Granted, But It ran away
I wish that I would be ruler of the world! :muah:
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Granted. You are now really skinny, made out of wood, and approx. 3650 miles long. Congratulations!
I wish I didn't have TMJ >_<.
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Granted, but now you have a deadly case of malaria :'( Bye PIixity :'(
I wish that I had some chicken to eat right now...schnitzel preferred.
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granted, but you swallow a bone and it kills you....
wish i had no school!
-
Granted, but you never learn anything and you never get a job
I wish I had a zoo in my back yard....
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granted, but you get eaten ;D
i wish i had master chief :chief:
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Granted, But he'd kick you in the shin and then run away
I wish that I had an endless supply of Cooooooookie Crisp!
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granted, but it spoiled....
I wish I had vista
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Granted but it made your computer explode!!!
I wish I had every nancy drew game ever made!
-
Granted, but you will stay nancy too ;D
I wish a new Call of Duty game with a big single campaign .........
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granted, but the disk breaks...
I wish it were my birthday! :toot:
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granted, but you get hit by a tractor trailer on that day.
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you forgot to post a wish to corrupted! :LOL:
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As did you!
I wish I could play Through the Fire and Flames on expert (Guitar Hero III) (not that far off, actually ;D).
-
Granted, But your fingers break off after!
I wish that someone would make me the Avatar I requested :P
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granted, buts its awfull!
i wish I had an adorable little piggy!
-
Granted, But you fry its "bacon" and eat him :P
I wish that there weren't 2 :cawg: ^^!'s (:cawg : and ^^ !)
-
granted...they now have three!!!
i wish I had a little evil fellow... :evil:
-
Granted but he turns on you and gets you!!
I wish I had a new computer!
-
granted, but I take it :evil:
I wish I had a nerd :haw:
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Granted but he ate your homework...... from an overload!!
I wish I had a piece of paper
-
granted, but a dog eats it! :P
I wish I had an airplane!
-
Granted but it crached....
I wish I had a hampster
-
granted, but your cat got it.
I wish I had a snake!
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you forgot to post a wish to corrupted! :LOL:
lol hahahaha then i wish i had 9 billion dollars
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Granted, but the bills are fake!
I wish I had a Wookie! :wookie:
-
Granted, but it looks as bad as in the movie
I wish i had a real life warthog
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i wish i could wish a wish
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Granted, but you waisted your wish so you couldn't wish for what you meant to wish for.
I will corrupt your wish, Quake. Since snowkiller didn't.
Granted, but you get in an accident, and the hog blows up.
I wish I had soccer games everyday.
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granted, but your forced to play with a broken ankle!
I wish I could roll my eyes so far back I could see my brain
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granted but u are blind :eek:
i wish i had a new mac =P no virus in them (GO WINDOWS)
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Granted, but its the oldest version available.
I wish i had a brownie
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granted but u cant eat it ]
i wish i had a cure for death
-
Granted, but to get it, you have to die!
I wish i had a planet all to myself
-
granted but u cant live on it
i wish that i could fly
-
Granted, but you forgot how to.
I wish that I could spam more than Hydra :LOL:
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granted but u must spam as much as hydra :P
i wish that the world turned evil (corrupt it in reverse) :P
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Granted, but ur too much of a nice person to live on it
I wish i had a katana in halo
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granted, but halo ceases to exist
I wish I had a pet bird
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granted, but it gives you bird flu and you die
I wish that I could have a lamborghini
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granted, but it wrecks.
I wish I had a pet tree that was alive
-
granted, but it eats you
I wish that someone else would reply to this before C.R.U.D does
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too late.... (don't worry, i'm taking a break from these games, soon ;D )
I wish I had a port-o-potty
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granted but its full
i wis i had 3 wishes that who ever posts next cant brake :eek:
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Granted, but it doesnt work
I wisht that someone could do my english assignment on a tale of two cites for me
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granted but im bad at engrish
i wish i had a new Mazda Rx 7 Fc
-
Granted, but you crash it
I wish that someone else could do my english assignment
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granted but he is bad at englrish to
i wish i had a fixd car
-
Granted but it breaks again
I wish that A41~Hiro P could help me with my english assignment
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granted but u get a 0 or a F
i wish that i had a endless can of coke
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granted but Mr. Cujes (My math teacher who is addicted to coke) steals it
I wish that i could sleep in tomorrow
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granted... you never wake up and are unable to spam here about your giggling and your english assingment.
I wish I had a cell phone.
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granted but it gives you cancer
I wish that I was smart
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Granted but your dumb
I wish i wear special like apollo
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Granted but your not special enough
I wish that I wasn't addicted to this
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granted... but wait.. your too far gone, sry...
I wish I was NOT banging my head on a wall while i was writing this... :bang:
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Granted but apollo is already busy doing that cause he is dumb
I wish i could fly
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granted but you fall and die
I wish that I was able to play halo on school nights
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granted but then u would be considered obsessed
I wish apollo would stop posting so i could stop
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but he nor i will grant that!!!
I wish the three word story was no longer about maverics killing apollo....
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granted - but that wont happen because maverics is obsessed
I wish that maverics would go to sleep
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granted but i dont wish i could play halo on skool nites
i wish apollo would go to bed
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granted, but his snoring keeps YOU awake
I wish forums games were gone so i could break my addiction to it...
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granted but not yet
(these will probly be blocked soon because we keep spamming them, so I am going to bed now)
I wish that I can get to sleep quickly
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YES I WIN
GO ON AND SLEEP IN FEAR APOLLO
Granted but u will not cause i will wake u up
i wish i can now get to sleep quickly
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granted but you wake up ten minutes later and can't get back to sleep for another 5 hours
I wish that i didn't have band rehearsal this afternoon :sad:
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granted but the band quits on you
I wish I wanted recon armor.
-
Granted, but it doesnt work
I wish that I had a plasma Sword
-
granted but u cant afford new halo games
i wish i could think of new ways to kill apollo
-
Granted, but I am indestructable
I wish that Maverics was banned from the forums
-
granted but then i would not have anything to do
i wish apollo was banned from the forums
-
granted, but ditto
I wisht that it was the 6 of June
-
granted but people would forget about that date and it would be the same as the other days
i wish it was holidays
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Granted, but not for another 7 weeks
I wish it was holidays too
-
Granted, but you sleep through them
I wish you two would stop fighting.
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granted, but I don't think that Maverics will stop
I wish that Maverics would stop killing me
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granted but im not
I wish apollo would stop complaining that he is dying
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Bump. This thread will be permitted to stay in the forum games section.
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Granted, but he has to die to stop complaining
I wish i had a shelby mustang gt500
-
Granted...But you didn't say it actually had to work!
I wish that Australia could get a 33 ping in American servers :'(
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granted :winkgrin:
i wish that i don't get in trouble for not corrupting that wish
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granted, you get REWARDED.....you are fed grapes and figs, moved to a palace with the view of the pacific ocean, have your own car, truck, AND SUV, 29 bedrooms, five stories tall, and robotic cleamers, but you trip on the stairs when you choke on a exceptionaly large date and fall to your death....
I wish I had a strawberry.... :drool:
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granted but u killd me so it is in is 1 year old
i wish i had more pie
-
Granted! However, I threw it in your face.
I wish I could shapeshift into an elf at 3:47 PM everyday.
-
Granted, but you can't sift back, and are forced to work in gold mines for the rest of your life.
I wish I could roll my eyes so far back that I could see my brain! :dance:
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Granted! However, you will not see anything because it will be night time in your head :D
I wish I had a pony.
-
Granted, but it kicks you in the nuts and you cant have children anymore.
I wish to be able to become invisible.
-
Granted, but sence no one can see you, you get ran over by a truck when you walk across the street.
I wish I had an Xbox 360
-
Granted, but you have no games for it! :D
I wish I had a dragon
-
Granted, but it eats you.
I wish that linkin park would give a concert in my country. (the netherlands)
-
Granted, But you become deaf.
I wish I had wings
-
Granted, but you lose your arms
I wish I was the KING OF THE WORLD!!!
-
Granted, but George Bush takes it over again.
I wish i could play guitar like slash from guns n roses.
-
Granted! But your guitar has no strings HAHA
I wish I were a millionare billionare trillionare quadrillionare ZILLIONARE! (quadrillionare x57.8)
-
Granted, but they are all Pennies.
I wish I was a profesional athelete
-
Granted, but your so good that all your opponents quit so there's no game left to win.
I wish that quitting smoking was easy.
-
Granted, but....umm...but...now you...umm...yea...
I wish Halo 2 worked on more systems then Windows Vista (I wanna play it on my XP comp...)
-
Granted. But the computer screen is Black and White
I wish I had a rocket ship
-
Granted, but you have no fuel!
I wish I had a pet snail! :keke:
-
Granted, but you live in France.
I wish I had a warthog In real life
-
Granted, but you have to convince that big warthog that's staring at you to give it to you.
I wish for calmness.
-
Granted, but I break it! :siderofl:
I wish I had a pony...
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Hey thanx alot!
-
Granted, but all the guys in school will laugh at you.
I wish i had a gibson guitar
-
Granted, but it is kept in a case with a lock that u don't know the code for! :siderofl:
I wish I had a :chief:
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Granted but it doesnt fit
I wish i had a lockpick to open up my guitarcase. (anyone that doesnt get this should look back 2 posts)
-
Granted, but it breaks off in teh lock! :siderofl:
I wish I had a tooter! :toot:
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Granted, but.......uhhhhh it doesn't work. (lol)
I wish I had all the Halo weapons.
-
Granted, but they're all plastic and non-lethal.
I wish I knew PHP (A programming language..)
-
Granted but you forget how to speak english.
I wish i had an i-phone
-
granted, but it becomes my-phone! :LOL:
I wish I had a kitty!
-
Granted, but your parents wont let you keep it
I wish i was rich!
-
granted, but it is all fake money!
I wish I had a plane
-
Granted, but your only allowed one ounce of fuel.
I wish I could travel the speed of light. :D
-
Granted, but you keep running into a wall! :neckbeard:
i wish i could get a mongoose (thingy from halo 3 and halo custom edition)
-
granted, but it has no gas!
I wish I had a flying horse.
-
granted, but it comes at the size of your pinky.
I wish i could play guitar with both my feet and my hands equally good, at the same time
-
granted but you cut your toes on the strings
I wish i had a gallon of sewer water!
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granted....GROSSS!! :-X
i wish i had a ford GT
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Too bad! I'm not going to even grant this one :evil: Lol
I wish I were BRAVE and BOLD rather than some slanted geek. :'( ... :bang:
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Granted, But U lose Your Heart
I Wish I had a new SIG!!!! (http://www.bfmracing.net/forums/index.php/topic,15963.0.html)
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*Pin drops*
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Granted, But U lose Your Heart
I Wish I had a new SIG!!!! (http://www.bfmracing.net/forums/index.php/topic,15963.0.html)
Granted but it has a pink poodle in it.
I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener.
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Granted, and I proceed to eat you! :dance:
I wish I had a 99 in. Flatscreen Plasma TV!
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granted but u got mad and put your foot thrw it
i wish i had big fluffy BUNNY WHIT LAZER EYES TO S MIGHT ALL MY ENEMY'S
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Gran--- GAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaa
I wish I had a >>mud kip<< (http://www.youtube.com/swf/l.swf?video_id=MKzqP4-0Z6M&rel=0&eurl=http%3A//www.bfmracing.net/forums/index.php/topic%2C15700.0.html&iurl=http%3A//i.ytimg.com/vi/MKzqP4-0Z6M/default.jpg&t=OEgsToPDskJXXLjUQLf4IFp14gxGtOu_&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6&hl=en)
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Granted but its allergic to itself!
I wish i was the ruler of the world!!
-
granted but you get heart cancer
I wish I could talk to animals
-
granted but you are no longer a HUMAN BEING!
i wish i wnast bored rught now
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Granted, you are now Blaginsniglemohif
I wish I was the leader of BFM...bwahahahah, challenge Elvis (don't hurt me!!)
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Granted... but BFM Uprises, tearing friends apart, and the clan is weakened to the point where other clans mock us, scorn us, and there is nothing we can do about it... And Elvis, when asked for help, will pointed at YOU, Pynk, and explain your GROSS, HORRIBLE DEED.... all i'll say is it WON'T be pretty...
I wish I was a nerd :haw:
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Granted but you die
I wish i had a new audio card
-
Granted but it malfunctions and becomes so loud it makes you deaf.
I wish the hogs were faster.
-
granted... but only because you are now lagging like crazy! :siderofl:
I wish i had a Tank! :o
-
Granted...Oops...it spawned on top of you...
I wish there were more normal game servers on Halo....Im tired of snipers, heavies, and shotguns all the time...
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granted.... now it is ALL shotties, snipers, and heavy weapons, just as asked! ;D
I wish I had a basket! :aaaaa: :o
-
You now have a Green & Yellow basket!
I wish I had a jumprope!
-
Granted but ur legs are now broken...
i wish i had 2 all beef patties,special sauce,lettuce,cheese,pickels, on a seasame seed bun!
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granted but its all rotten
I wish i was BFM, NOW
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Granted but ur computer crashes and it breaks ur Halo CD.
I wish i was as cool as Zoidberg :zoid:
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Granted....thats all I have to say, you wished for it, not me.
I wish this month goes by faster, I want to be in BFM :P
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granted but me being as cool as :zoid: zoid means i ate both ur hands and u cant play anymore.
i wish 2 or 3 weeks would go by so i could possibly gain acess to ventrilo.........
-
Granted, but your mic stops working
I wish I could go back in time
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granted but u cant come back to the future
i wish was real life so i could kill some aliens
-
granted, but they kill you!
I wish i had a jug of water.
-
granted but i drank it before u did
i wish i had dog that could talk
-
Granted, you finally hear what he really thinks about you.....stupid human....
I wish I was Master Chief
-
Granted but he doesn't have pink armor.
I wish they made a console that played all the games in the world from NES to xbox 360.
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granted but noone will see theirs to you and u forgot to preorder it.
i wish do this :bang: and never get hurt
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but the wall breaks
I wish i had a hamster!
-
Granted but its a stuffed one.
I wish i had over 9999 posts.
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granted but you get baneed from forums
i wish i had a cop car :siren: :cop:
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granted but its a toy car :dance:
I wish halo had more maps (from halo CE)
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granded it is called CE, 'nough said.
i wish i was an angel :angel:
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granted but the wings and halo come seprate!
I wish i had a YFZ 450!
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Too bad its probly not even legal.....lol maybe
I wish i could spell correctly!!!!!!!
-
granted but u dont remember how to speak or write.
I wish this wouldn't happen to me every saturday night :UFO:
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Granted, but now you become the alien
I wish I had a better computer
-
Granted but halo wont work on it.
I wish they made halo4
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granted but well why would they make a halo4 ... the chief died in halo 3 .. and the story ended... so um hope u like it?
i wish this guy would stop smoking in front of me :clint:
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granted but he lost his hat.
Oh thanks ireland for ruining the ending to halo 3 for me. LOL im kidding
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thts not a whisy so i cant corrupt it
i wished i had a internet that was'nt temporary as not laggy for halo
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granted...what ever you just said.....
I wish I had Pink skin
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Granted but agents take you in and do horible tests on your new skin color.
I wish i had alot of money!
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lol i think i said whisy before well uhhh i meant question
and also granted but you are now doing 25 years for grand larsen and not filing your taxes for 2(place single diget here) years
i wish pynk knew what i was talking about before--or whoever that was
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Granted but she becomes defh
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she lol ^^
well since yondkami didn't post a wish..
I wish I had spiderman's web slinging powers
-
granted but they only shoot out your nose.
I wish the earth was flat.
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geanted by you fall of the side
i wish miley cyrus was my gf...
-
Granted, but she turns out to be horibly ugly in person
I wish I was a moose
-
granted but it eats you.
i wish i didn't have to puke :-X
-
Granted, but you will never grow antlers (spell)
I wish I could play halo all day :-D
-
Granted but you always finish last.
I wish I was invited to travel to the space station.
-
granted, but you fly there in coach
I wish I Had a smiely dedicated to me
-
Granted, but then you realize that a smiley face of a "shadow moose" would simply blend into the black background of the forums!
I wish it would stop raining so much in the afternoon. Instead, I wish it would rain around 6ish or later.
-
Granted, but your roof caves in above your bedroom and you go to bed wet everynight.
I wish I could go on holiday somewhere warm and by the sea.
-
granted but a hurricane strikes! :evil:
i wish it wasn't so hot and humid....
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granted its now ice cold (yay!!)
i wish i could move to the alps
-
Then an avalanche occurs!
I wish it would stop raining when I ride my bike.
I wonder if anyone notices a theme for me yet. :P
-
Granted...now it's snowing
I wish Iowa would stop flooding
-
granted but it's hit with 15 tornades each one bigger and faster than the last
i wish i was bfm already
-
granted but it gets shut down
i wish bfm_spidey didnt keep killing me :XD:
-
Granted but someone else keeps killing you now
I wish i could do whatever i wanted.
-
granted but then you get run over
i wish i didnt have to think of a wish everytime i post in this thread
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Granted....
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Granted, But i now give you Something
I wish i could win :D
-
Granted but you can never win again.
I wish for world peace that I can be world Leader
-
granted but you destroy every weapon on earth then aliens invade and you cant defend
i wish no one could corrupt this wish (ha! got you!)
-
granted uhhhhhh...
i wish my mom wasnt yelling at me right now
-
Granted but your Dad is shouting at you now
I wish to never have bo ever again
-
Granted, but now you must tell everyone in detail what you meant.\
I wish the girl in Tares' sig would take that helmet off.
-
Granted, But she had snake for her hair :S:P
I wish I Could Beat Elvis
-
Granted but you die in the bathroom as the the master chief
I wish I had the powers of the X-men
What I meant was body odour when you sweat with no deodorant on.
Oh my name is ÅRES ┼ is a symbol not a T
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Granted but you die in the bathroom as the the master chief
I wish I had the powers of the X-men
What I meant was body odour when you sweat with no deodorant on.
Oh my name is ÅRES ┼ is a symbol not a T
Granted, but you must take a job as a deodorant tester.
Heh, I thought you were using the cross thing as a T.
I wish my IQ scores came back 1,337.
-
Granted but your head explodes due too much brain power!
I wish lightsabers were createdin real life by me to use?
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Granted but u dont know how to use it and acidentaly stab your self!
I wish Halo CE opens faster. It takes years to open!
-
Granted, but it has a virus.
I wish I was orange.
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Granted, but you turn skinny and rabbits gnaw you to death
I wish I had smell-o-vision
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Granted, but everything you smell/see is really stinky.
I wish I had $1,000,000,000,000.
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granted but its counterfeit.
i wish i had a Flux Compassitor!
-
granted but it sends u back right in front of a dinosaur which is hungry and it promptly eats you.
I wish i had a :yoshi:
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Sorry....Mario still needs him, so you can have this :zoid:
I wish I could kick and ban people right now
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Granted, but at the end you are gona be banned from all the BFM servers
i wish i have no lag anymore because i fail too much with the rockets :doh:
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Granted but it happens on the chains now
I wish to take over All Halo servers.
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Granted, but you are the only admin and the servers go out of control.
I wish I was a puppy!
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Granted, but you get stuck with a really really bad owner
I wish I had amazing graphics
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granted, but you lose Halo and all your other games, and your wish is wasted!
I wish I had a squid!
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Granted but its really big and eats you.
I wish I could solve all types of Sudokus.
-
granted but your brain explodes,
i wish to not being the first who die in the scrims :o
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Granted but you die all through the middle, making your team lose.
i wish for nothing >:D
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granted but now :-X
i wish i could have halo 3 for pc right now
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Granted but it doesnt work!
i wish for everything!
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granted but you lose all at the end of the day
i wish i had the new Nissan GT-R
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Granted but it falls into oblivion!
i wish he had his car back
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Granted but it falls to pieces
I wish To be able to build a high spec computer for £1
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Granted, but it's a high failure rate specification.
I wish that this gets on page 1337
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Granted but page 1337 gets deleated!
I wish deer season was all year long!
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granted but we run out of deer and in 5 years there is no more season
I wish evey TV in my house was 50'' or more
-
Granted, but you move out.
I wish I didn't start playing this...
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Granted but you can never come back on the forum ever again.
I wish I had the iphone
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Granted but the phone bills make you bankrupt
I wish I had a paintball arena in my basement
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Granted but only you can play in it.
I wish I was like Richard Branson.
-
Granted, but you're his evil twin.
I wish people still played this.
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Granted but only you keep playing :evil:
i wish i had enough energy to keep dancing 24/7 like this guy :yesyes:
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granted, but no one dances with you
I wish I wasn't so gullible
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Granted.
JUST KIDDING.
I wish that kitten wasn't forced to do push all the time.
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granted...
but you take it's place.
I wish a world of chocolate was real
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Granted, but Homer Simpson eats it.
I wish Spidey's old avatar was back
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Granted but you can never see it as you go blind
I wish I could never get a blocked nose
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Granted - What nose?
I wish I could think of a wish.
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Not granted- don't hurt yourself thinking !!
i wish i become a BFM.
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Granted but your halo cd key gets deleted and u can never bo on halo again!
I wish they would hurry up and make the halo movie!
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granted but masterchief doesnt appear in that movie
i wish i had a better internet conection lol
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Granted!!! But your house burns down. :evil:
I wish I had 100 million dollars. :yesyes:
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granted but its fake so now u spend the rest of your life behind bars!
I wish kfc delivered
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Granted - Dial (555)565-5872 for the Krusty Fried Critters delivery center and enjoy!!
I wish there was a "run" button in Halo...
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Granted, but there are no other buttons.
I wish I had a glass of water.
-
Granted, but it evaporates from the heat.
I wish I could breathe in outer space.
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granted, but it got to hot out there
i wish i rules the world
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granted but the world is destroyed
i wish you people would stop corrupting my wishes!
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granted, but then you were banned from the forums
i wish i was invincible
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Granted, but you're only invincible for a few seconds.
I wish I was made of stainless steel (the same stuff they make silverware out of!)
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granted, but you were cracked in half
i wish i was invinsible forever
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granted but, you will forever be covered in flour.
I wish this wish wouldnt be corrupted.
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granted but your next wish will be corupted 100 times worse
i wish that my monsters under my bed would get some more sleep
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Granted, but they ate you before falling asleep.
I wish Mad Who would know Whom to be Mad at or at least go Mad trying.
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Sorry, but the "Corrupt A Wish" game has encountered an "Internal Server Error" & must close down!
Please click to acknowledge.
...that makes me mad! ^^! ^^!
I wish...I had more "fingers"!
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granted but you lost you toes
i wish i had a army of invisible talking ant that there invisibility lasted forever :evil:
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Granted, but you can't see them because they are invisible.
I wish that Zagwa's rock was my rock.
-
Granted, but wouldn't that mean you're stealing?
I wish that my halo character would have an invisible hog forever and only i could see it.
-
Granted, But what happens when it breaks down?
I wish I had a lil Kitten. Lol. :dance:
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granted, it flew away and then a giant bunny went next to it
i wish i had an army of invisible invisible ants that i can only see
-
Granted, But due to them being invisible invisible ants the second invisible anulls the first invisible amking them slearly visible to all but you.
I wish I had a better paying and less hard job.
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Granted!!! :angel: You now have doubled your salary and do not have to do anything except sit in a white room on a deserted island by yourself with no windows, no internet connection, no computer, no contact with anyone. :evil: Enjoy your new Job.:winkgrin:
I wish all my friends played halo. :chief:
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Granted......but now there's no room for you to join servers. :evil: :doh:
I wish my name was HappyWho.... :toughguy:
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Granted, but you're still mad.
I wish I wasn't hypnotized by MadWho's avatar.
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Granted! But now you have a strange desire to count grains of sand all day! :muah:
I wish I knew who I was mad at?! :bang: :zoid:
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Granted but the list was lost in the mail...
I wish I had a computer with internet in my white room on the deserted island.
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Granted but now the computer blew up! have fun w/ that enternet bill of 19.99!
I wish there was a cheat code for life!
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granted, but the cheat was (YOU LOSE A LIFE) have fun
i wish i had some cheese
-
Granted. You have cheese but I had to scrape under my toe nails to get it.
I wish I had a bowl of hot, buttered popcorn.
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Granted but its so hot it burns your tounge off so now your never able to taste the sweet buttery taste of popcorn ever again!
I wish i had the new hummer that looks like a hog!
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granted....but you start it up and you forgot to get your super cool sunglasses and you go in and when you come back out its gone
I wish I had a magical staff
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Granted, but it was 10000 years old so it decintegrated with just one touch of your uncareful hands
I wish i had a shoulder devil and a shoulder angel
-
Granted but they would sit there and bicker on opposite shoulders all day and night never giving you a single moment of peace.
I wish had a nVidia GeForce 6600 video card
-
Granted, but your computer doesn't have the right board to connect it to.
I wish... that I had a cheap working laptop that was able to run Halo more effectively, with a fast internet connection, continued to function effectively for a long time and small enough to fit into my room.
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granted, but u miss out on time with ur family.
I wish our internet backbone could be upgraded so i could get speeds faster than 256kb.
-
Granted but you get a virus because you used limewire too much with your highspeed connection
I wish I had pot full o' gold!
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Granted but as soon as you touch the gold, it makes everything you touch turn into gold!
I wish for a star.
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Granted, but this start is too bright for you, in result of looking at it, you're blind.
I wish I had a gene that gave me 3 wishes
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Granted, but it takes your wishes too literally and when you ask for a statue, it turns you into one.
I wish i could play guitar like herman li from dragonforce!
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Granted! :angel: But a Dragon will be forced to eat you. :evil:
I wish I had a hot key in Halo that would give me Super Speed, Laser Guided Rockets and Invincibility.
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Granted! but it burns the tip of your finger!
I wish I had a bigger iPod.
-
Granted but then you'll wish you had a smaller Ipod
I wish I had a time travelling watch, that told the time aswell and automatically updated based upon where I was in the world and in what time
-
Granted, but in automatically updating to the local time, it fails to take into account daylight savings which causes you to return to your own time 1 hour behind yourself in your personal timeline. This causes a paradox which breaks the universe slightly
I wish my car was self-cleaning
-
granted! but it decides it would be easier to clean if it didn't let you in the car.
I wish I had a new Remington 7MM Magnum for deer hunting next weekend.
-
Granted, but u accidentally shot ur self.
I wish it would snow alot here so there would be decent ski conditions.
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Granted......... but it snows so much you can't get out to ski.
I wish I had a more comfortable bed
-
Granted but then u sleep ur life away.
I wish i didnt have to play the piano.
-
granted but u fail ur class
i wish i had a XR259RN [you'll never get this one lol]
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Granted, But the cam shaft will be bent into a pretzel. ( CompCam XR259(RN))
I wish that I can have a wish to wish for... But only if the wish is worth the wish of the wish!
C U on the track!
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*scrapes brain off the ceiling*
Granted, but the wish causes the universe to collapse.
I wish I had some good coffee
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granted, but it tasted like mud.
lets rty this again, i wish i had a real FE-1 {new name }[aka XR259RN]
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Granted, but it doesn't work.
I wish I knew how to play this guitar I found
-
granted but you broke all ur strings and cracked the neck
i wish it would stop snowing
-
Granted, but it's raining.
I wish I had my own warthog.
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Granted....kind of an odd pet though dontcha think? I mean, a wild Pig just running around... :eyebrow:
I wish Halo 3 would come out for PC, and not be for Vista only so I can play it
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granted but its inly for xp
i wish i had a F-35 with everything it needs
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(you didn't corrupt my wish :P)
Granted, But it explodes when you use it all.
I wish I worked at a video game company
-
Granted but you cant play at all
I wish i had a beeter video card :P
-
Granted but all your computer/technology quits working
I wish I could think of you wish no one could corrupt
-
Granted, but that kills off this game so you never have any fun again ever!
I wish that this game can carry on now that Zagwa killed it off :P
-
Granted. The game now carry's on as a ghost runs it.
I wish I had a dollar every time someone team nadded on the servers. :)
-
Granted, but it's a Confederate dollar (now worthless)
I wish I owned Canada
-
Granted but it exploded,
I wish this wish could not be corrupted by any person that tries to corrupt and tat means aliens too
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granted but you got hit in the head with kiwi and forgot your wish
i wish i couldmake a wish that almost noone could see
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That wish can't be granted. I can't see it. :-P
I wish that I had thought of the uncorruptable wish and wished for it.
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Granted, but because of a slight misunderstanding, you are now stuck with an uncorruptable witch
I wish for a wish
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granted, but your wish exploded after you wished for a wish because to much power was in it
I wish I had a giiant mutant turtle with 899 heads and 1 leg
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Granted, but (predictably,) the heads make it top heavy and it crashes to the floor rendering 786 heads unconscious. the remaining 113 heads are too unco-ordinated to get back up on it's foot, so it just lays there....
I wish I had a brilliant idea to make enough money for total security.
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Granted but then bank took back the money
I wish i had a lamborgini
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Granted. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lamborghini_Tractors
I wish my wish would get corrupt.
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but it turn out to be nice wich contradicts this game
I wish that Boot Camp won't be as bad as its gonna be.
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granted but it actually wasnt going to be bad so... yeah
i wish i had unlimited spam
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granted, but your name is now Jim360 er.... bfm_Three60
I wish I could get surgery to look like this guy :neckbeard:
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Granted, but try playing halo when your hands are permanently trapped in a state of applause.
I wish that miser would spam less than I did.
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granted but hydra is reading this and laughing his nose off.
I wish "laughing his nose off" was an expression
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granted but when someone says it your nose falls off
I wish that i was sleeping right now
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granted bu in 60 seconds u wakeup and can never sleep again
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I push LEO in front of a truck because he did not wish, thus he should never get the chance to wish again.
I wish I could drink lots and lots of water and never have to go to the bathroom.
-
granted, but your toilet explodes and ruins your house by flooding it because it is mad that you never go to the bathroom on it anymore.
I wish I could touch a plant and make it grow tall in a few seconds.
-
granted but when u let go it dies
i wish jane didnt kill me
-
Granted but enoch took her place and pushed you in front of an angry ostrich.
I wish I could play halo on my vacation :(
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granted but u get 1 fps and a 500 ping
i wish people would stop killing me :-X
-
Granted, but they kill everyone else instead and now you're all alone.
I wish someone would give LEO a coconut.
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granted but it fell on his head
i wish that this guy would stop tryin to get his second hand smoke in my face! :clint:
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granted but :milknose: this guy get his snot on u
i wish people would stop hurting me :Psyduck: (a coconut jane realy... ::))
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Granted but your now paralized from the rear up...
I wish that next week goes better
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granted but it passes by to fast to even notice
I wish I got more hugs per day ;D
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granted but u have serveral broken ribs now
I wish this game wont stop anytime soon.
-
granted but your internet freezes up for a week and you can't continue it anyway.
I wish I could move objects with my mind.
-
Granted, but you can only move glaciers at a rate of 1 mile per year.
I wish I could shoot rockets out of a chain hog.
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Granted but they all curve and wind up hitting the back of ur own hog
I wish that i could find a power cord for the tower of my new computer.
-
Granted, but you find it AROUND YOUR NECK!!! Gak!
I wish LEO could ride a roller coaster.
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Granted, but the rollercoaster crashes and he is paralyzed :P
I wish my baby chicks would hatch! (*is now sad 'cuz the next person is going to say that they are dead**cries*) :P
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granted but BFM_Three60, hypnotized by their cuteness, runs in and grabs them!
I wish I had more coffee
-
Granted but its leaking through your roof onto u and your computer, oh and its still HOT!
I wish my new computer was hooked up 2 the internet.
i found the cord yesterday and it wasnt on my neck HA!
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Granted but you receive data at 1 byte per hour
I wish my computer had 100000000 googilian terrabytes of ram
-
Granted but its contaminated with viruses and ect...
I wish i could find somethin 2 do
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GRANTED.. but you have to do the most borring thing there is!
I wish people would stop corrupting my wishes...
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granted but now people ignore your wishes and grant you random wishes instead.
I wish i had a new sig for my tags
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Granted, but someone KILLS YOU!
I wish someone would make Miser a R.I.P sig, we all loved him so.
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Granted but kills anyone that looks at it.
I wish i didn't have school tommorow
-
Granted but your asked to serve in a jury.
I wish I actually did have a sig that killed people who looked at it.
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Granted, but for every person your sig kills, that's one less wish you get.
I wish I was allowed on the comp again.
-
Granted, but there is a terrible accident and you are permanently fused to the computer keyboard.
I wish I could somehow play music directly in my brain, bypassing my eardrums. I play it too loud and I'm afraid one day I will not be able to hear.
-
Granted but but it constanly plays horrible music and thats the only thing you can here.
I wish some1 would spawn a 2-4gb Ram Stick into my new computer so i dont have to waste $20.
-
Granted, but then you get the BSOD!!
I wish I was 18.
-
Granted, but 18 is the new 14 and you have to wait four more years.
I wish I could win a hula hoop contest.
-
Granted, but you cannot stop swinging your hips.
I wish Fallout 3 would stop crashing.
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granted buy your gun now shoots cheese
I wish I could build better roller coasters
-
Granted, but noone wants to ride them, because someone else is building even BETTER ones!
I wish for more of those cheese slices, I ran out >:-(
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Granted... but that's toe cheese.... :zombie:
I wish that all humankind was non-materialistic.
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granted but the mankind turns into materials.
I hope i get paid good this weekend
-
granted, but the pressure is too much and you blow it all on marshmallows and fizzy pop!
I wish I had a winning lottery ticket
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granted but so does another 2 million and they wind up chargin u!
i wish i still had time to play halo
-
granted but now you don't have time for eating.
I wish i could have a laptop
-
Granted. I'll send you my old one. If you don't mind the fact that it doesn't work and the charger broke years ago.
I wish for chocolate pudding.
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granted but it tastes like strawberry
I wish i had some1 to hang out right now!
-
granted but its me :siderofl:
I wish my statics homework did it self
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granted but u will constintly get 0s for cheating
I wish that it was friday
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granted but its the last Friday of summer
I wish ColWalker was a :pirate:
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granted but now he makes you walk the plank
i wsh no one would corrupt my first post :yesyes:
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Granted exept the rest of the wishes will go even more horribly wrong.
I wish that i wasnt dragged to a chick flick last night.
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granted!.... only now you will have nightmares about movies like "Pretty Women" and "Gone With The Wind".
I wish that I could sing!
-
Granted but you sound like me when i sing :haw:
I wish UCNTCME wouldn't post while i was trying to! :bang:
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Granted but know he will just mimick your post.
I wish that my car was fixed
-
Granted but now it runs on man-power
I wish I had a car
-
granted but its the car from noddu's sig
I wish that my tux from prom wasnt gonna be so expensive
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Your wish is granted, but now your tux is made out of cheap cloth along with $20's hanging out of your pockets from the money you saved. :LOL:
I wish the trail blazers win game 2 against houston tonight. :winkgrin:
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Granted, but they get royally owned in their next game.
I wish that whenever I got sick, my throat wouldn't hurt.
-
Granted, but now every time you get sick a little leprechaun comes and gnaws your limbs off.
I wish that I had a never ending supply of Arnotts chocolate chip cookies.
-
Granted, but they're all stale.
I wish I was better at driving on Halo HQ.
-
Granted but you have to drive in a rocket hog.
I wish my tooth paste wasn't crusty
-
Granted but you will never have tooth paste again.
I wish I was graduated by now.
-
Granted, you just now graduated middle school.
I wish for pudding.
-
Granted.... But it's pudding made out of booogers!
I wish for a dog that I can ride like a horse and it bites people...
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Granted but it bites all your friends
I wish that the movies were cheaper
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I wish that i wasnt dragged to a chick flick last night.
Now why would that by, deadeye? :P
granted, but now the movie theater closes down
I wish that I could sing well :singer:
EDIT:
i just realized UCNTCME's post said the same thing :D
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Granted, but in exchange you now can't talk normally.
I wish everyone's time zone was the same so we could all pile on vent at the same time. LOL
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>Poof!<
Granted! But now nobody speaks the same language.
I wish I had a million bucks.
-
Granted, but a thief steals it all and you are left broke :ninja:
I wish I could go to the Caribbean
-
Granted, but the ship thats carries you to the caribbean gets stranded on an island with swashbucklin' pirates!
I wish for a giant cookie. :drool:
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Granted but i already ate half of it.
I wish I didn't have calc. today.
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granted but noe you have to do every onces physics work
i wish i had a alianware computer
-
Granted but it doesn't work (who saw that one coming?)
I wish I was the best racer ever.
-
granted but you never get race because you always have a blown engine
i wish i had some ice cream
-
Granted, but it's melted. (of course)
I wish i was older
-
Granted, but then you have to race Nrv and Elvis in wheelchairs.
I wish I could make all my circuits work right the first time I build them.
-
granted, but then someone steals is :ninja:
i wish i couldn't die :Dracula:
-
Granted, but you will continue aging. For ever.
I wish I could have a Warthog for my daily commute.
-
Granted, but it always breaks down.
I wish I was invisible.
-
Granted but James Earl Jones follows you around and narrates what you are doing.
I wish my face looked like this. :neckbeard:
-
Granted, but you get arrested because your driving license photo doesn't match.
I wish I had a pet mini dragon
-
granted but you get burned
i wish people would play kos regularly
-
Granted but due to a mass amount of ppl u lag horribly
I wish i had time to play halo at all and not just focus on real life!!!
-
Granted but then when you finally stop playing you realize that you are Elvis' age.
I wish I hadn't gotten punched in the face yesterday.
-
Granted but you got kicked instead.
I wish that my dog didnt have to be put down yesterday
-
granted but now he stinks up the place with flatulence
i wish i had vent
-
granted but your mic doesn't work and you get kicked off.
I wish my grass would cut itself.
-
granted but now you have to clean up all the grass after its cut
i wish i had more ps3 games
-
granted but they all r the same lame game.
I wish it was saturday!
-
granted but its the woste saterday ever
i wish kos or rocks was up :yesyes:
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Granted but it lags horribly.
I wish that it wasnt raining.
granted but its the woste saterday ever
if it is its your fault
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granted but now it turns into a blizzard
i wish i had a extra micro sd card for my phone
-
Granted: but it made your phone explode!
I wish I had a multicolored strawberry sucker!
-
granted, but the multicolours are poisons.
I wish i had a pet rock
-
granted but now you get in trouble because he jumps threw a window
i wish i had a 69 camaro :drool:
-
Granted.... A 69 Chevy Camaro hot wheels edition!
I wish for world peace!
-
granted but now everyone is to passive to fight off wild animals and we go extint
i wish i could party hardy for my birthday
-
granted but no-one shows up
I wish i wasnt in such a bad mood right now
-
granted but now you cant stop laughing
i wish i could race in a top fuel dragster
-
Granted, But the engine blows in the middle of nowhere and the fuel strangely burns up.
(I'm so cruel :LOL:)
I wish my MSN wouldn't keep messing itself around
-
Granted, but now BFM forums keeps messing itself up :o
I have no wish! corrupt that! :haw: :zoid: :XD:
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haha funny one =D, and aww man.. ill rather have msn stuff up :LOL:
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Granted, so now remember that you have no wishes
I wish that teachers don't give out most of the terms homework right before exams -.-
-
Granted but they just fail everyone instead.
I wish that i actully had time to hang out on bfm servers and this site.
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granted but now you can't get off
i wish I would get a dodge viper, blue and white, for my birthday d_b
-
Granted, but it's only the body so it doesn't work.
I wish I was a vampire like the ones from Cirque Du Freak.
-
Granted, but since I dont know what that is, you turn into count chocula...
I wish I could get new tires for my truck....
-
granted but they r holyier than swiss cheese.
I wish that i wasnt home right now.
-
Granted but when you later return home you find a leaflet saying 'I called earlier to drop off £1000000. Unfortunately, you weren't in and I'm busy so I'm not going to give it to you. Tough luck.'
I wish I could disconnect from this stupid network so I could connect to another and play multiplayer stuff like Halo and Battlefield.
-
Granted.. but your computer stops working and then explodes after you trying to fix it...
I wish that i could stay home all day and do nothing but sleep.. and never ever go back to school!!!
-
Granted. But then you get fat.
I wish I didn't have to go to summer school. -.-
-
granted but you have to go to winter school
i wish i was a tv star.
-
Granted but...
Your TV shows all Fails Epicly causing you to be come trailer trash.
I wish everyone would tell me I'm pretty!
-
Granted but...
They call you pretty ugly
I wish i was the smartest guy in the world
-
Granted but your brain exploded
I wish i had reinstalled halo already on this computer lol (had 2 reformat it)
-
Granted, but then it doesn't work.
I wish I had more Beef Ramen Noodles.
-
Granted but they taste like shrimp noodles! Muhahahaha
I wish I had more time on my hands
-
granted, but they looked horrible
I wish i got vent (lol)
-
Granted but But....
Your voice cracks the day you get it And you sound like a 5 year old kid.
I wish i would get in bfm soon.
-
Granted but then your internet never works again.
I wish my production team would do somthing
-
Granted but they all quit there jobs when they did something
i wish i had a PONY cuz ponyS ROCK mAN they arE aWEsOME
-
granted but you get a painful boil on your behind
i wish i wasn't fired for asking for time off for a camping trip that later my parets said i couldn't go on :(
-
Granted, so you do get to go w./out getting fired or ur parents finding out, but on the trip u get in a horrible car accident resulting in ur parents finding out anyways :siren: :siren:
I wish that I could write music.......
-
Granted, but you soon become unable to read what you wrote. So you are never able play it for anyone.
I wish that things would go my way every so often.
-
granted, but things go your way too often and you become selfish (heh sry nateo)
i wish i had i pet dinosaur that likes to eat cookies with me! (<--best wish EVER! ;D)
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Granted, but cookies weren't enough so he ate you as dessert
I wish I wasn't tired all the time
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Granted, so Santa brings 50 gallons of the "5 hour energy" drinks to help you wake up. But you fall asleep from the crash you get from the energy drinks afterwards.
I wish I can meet Jim Carrey....
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granted but when he met you he threw u out the window and his bodyguards made sure u left
i wish i could have a dragon for a pet (XD)
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but you forget to feed it and it eats you ^^
i wish for a cool hat ;D
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Granted, but your hat was so cool that people got jealous and came up with something way cooler, so that your hat turned out to be not so cool after all...
I wish I had a magic wand that could do all kinds of stuff :P
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Granted, but it runs out of magical power.
I wish my school would not start for another couple of months.
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Granted but insted of 2 months it starts instantly
i wish i had a 360.
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Granted, but it had no controler
I wish i was thinner, lol
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Granted, but then no clothing will fit you any more and people will always pick on you.
I wish I wish that I wish to wish that I want to wish to know what I want to do with my life. :siderofl:
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Granted but the opposite happens of wat u wanted
i wish i didnt have to do chores
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Granted, but then the second you turn 16 your parents see no use in you and change the locks while you're out, leaving your possesions outside (if i were feeling particularly cruel::: they get roobed too) :P
I wish i hadnt spent about month and a half looking forward to vent only to find my mic didnt work when i got it :(
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Granted, instead, you wont be able to receive little tags for 7 months :LOL:
i wish that none of you can ever corrupt this wish in any way... yeah.. try to corrupt it now :siderofl:
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granted but i wished that terra would think of a new wish ;D
i wish for straight A's the entire school year :D
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Granted, but this year the grade system is backwards, so u really failed :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
i wish i didnt have to work, but still get paid
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granted, but then income taxes were 100%
i wish my lawn cut itself
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granted but it cut itself too short and now all you have is dirt :P
i wish for a new laptop screen :bang:
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Granted, but then the rest of ur computer frys
I wish i could gain vent access right now :P
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granted but your mic doesnt work
i wish i had magic powers :evil:
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Granted, but the power u obtain is only to feed pets
i wish my wishes wont be corrupted
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granted but i wished you wished a new wish
i wish for some cookies ;D
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Granted but i made them :chef:
I wish duct tape was actually duck tape and made quacking sounds when you applied it to something.
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Grabted but then u would be annoyed of it and die from annoyation.
I wish I could have another wish........
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Granted, but it expired.
I wish there was an easier way to think of a wish. ( I really can't think of one, sorry :LOL: )
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Granted, but then ur mind floods with ungranted wishes and u died young b/c of depression
I wish the moon was made of goat cheese :haw:
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Granted, but then ur mind flooded with ungranted wishes and u died young b/c of depression
I wish the moon was made of spareribs :haw:
did you mean the scarab beetle? or really spare ribs? Im confused and dont know wat u r wishing for lol.
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Granted, but then ur mind flooded with ungranted wishes and u died young b/c of depression
I wish the moon was made of spareribs :haw:
did you mean the scarab beetle? or really spare ribs? Im confused and
dont know wat u r wishing for lol.
I changed my wish......and i meant ribs like the food and to be honest ur confusing with ur notions of scarab beetles lol
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ok lol.
Granted but then the moon would dissapear from it being eaten.
I wish I could have a pipe organ in myhouse.
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Granted, but the pipe organ is so loud that it causes your house to collapse.
I wish I had vent access back. :P
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Granted, but your PC spontaneously combusts.
I wish I had a 1992 Honda Civic with a 5-Cylinder Diesel engine under the hood.
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Granted, But all cars built in a year ending in the number "2" were seized by the government.
I wish my impostor would go away :sad:
( Oh i wish this wish was uncorruptable :'( ........lol thats kinda like two wishes but seriously :'( I hate this guy :'( )
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Granted, but when he left other imposters came in....Sorry liam
i wish i was always first in the BFM servers
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granted but people get tired of your show offyness (<-- im sure thats not a word but owells) and refuse to race with you
i wish i wasnt so short :'(
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Granted but ur so tall that ur legs hurt from some of the small spaces (Comin from expirience starZ)
I wish StarZ can come back to life in the three word story forum (since it was my fault she died)
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Granted but ur so tall that ur legs hurt from some of the small spaces (Comin from expirience starZ)
I wish StarZ can come back to life in the three word story forum (since it was my fault she died)
ohmigosh... yes can someone make that happen? if they did i would be their bestest friend forevers! :neckbeard:
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...Well if thats ur wish, im sorry but to corrupt it u die again and never come back (SORRY) (lol, ill do m would have corrupted my last wish
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...Well if thats ur wish, im sorry but to corrupt it u die again and never come back (SORRY) (lol, ill do m would have corrupted my last wish
Wow, screwed that up... What it was supposed to say...
...Well if thats ur wish, im sorry but to corrupt it u die again and never come back (SORRY) (lol, ill do my best to bring u back)
I wish that i could have seen how StarZ would have corrupted my last wish
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Granted but later u will regret it.
I wish I could be a Myth =buster on Discovery Channel
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Granted, but u die tragicly in one of the explosions
i wish school started another month later, but still ended at the same time
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granted but you dont become as smart as you would if you had more school
i wish the forums didnt have to be backed up so that i could still be on the 3 word story post :\
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Granted: but your computer explodes!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wish to not have my wish corrupted...
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granted, but u don't count.
i wish i had a horse.......
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Granted...... But it's a mini horse (so you can't ride it).
I wish I had a billion dollars!
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granted but then ur fire safe melts with ur money in it.
i wish i had a blue truck..
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Granted, but u crashed it shortly after
I wish my life wasnt so complicated right now
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granted, but then wheres the fun in a boring life?
i wish i were two inches taller.........
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But, Then ur head always scrapes the ceiling making grumbling noises *Grumble Grumble*
I wish i could wacth me internet TV and talk, using WM....but SOMEONE doesn't have it
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Granted, but then u discover that ur ugly, and ur mom was lying to u about ur looks. ( :muah:)
(liam i am 5'4" if i were two inches taller i would not be hitting any ceilings excepts the one in the dog house.)
i wish i could stay thin without having to diet.
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Granted, but then u discover that ur ugly, and ur mom was lying to u about ur looks. ( :muah:)
That's a corruption?
(liam i am 5'4" if i were two inches taller i would not be hitting any ceilings excepts the one in the dog house.)
Fine, Then b/c u don't pay taxes u were forced to live in a hobbit hole, then u grow two inches and ur head scrapes ceiling.
i wish i could stay thin without having to diet.
then b/c its too easy u would over do it.
I wish Stephen Harper was fired.
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Fine, Then b/c u don't pay taxes u were forced to live in a hobbit hole, then u grow two inches and ur head scrapes ceiling.
lol, i like that :)
who is stephen harper?
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Fine, Then b/c u don't pay taxes u were forced to live in a hobbit hole, then u grow two inches and ur head scrapes ceiling.
lol, i like that :)
who is stephen harper?
The leader of my country!!
Do a google search eh?
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?????
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he's the Primeminister
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where do u live!!
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where do u live!!
I thought u knew :eyebrow: I'm gonna make u figure it out......do a google search.
P.S. He's a wanna be BUSH, an idiot and an embarrassment to our country
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fine i looked it up.
granted, but then a really evil prim minister takes his place and ban computer games.
i wish that i lived in montana
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fine i looked it up.
granted, but then a really evil prim minister takes his place and ban computer games.
i wish that i lived in montana
he's already evil......in a stupid way. :bang:
Unbeknown to you.....U ALREADY LIVE in Montana :o
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yea yea granted.
i wish i could be a cat for a day
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Granted now you have terrible hair balls all day
I wish I had some blue bell ice cream
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Granted, but now you live in freezing cold, swollen agony because the efreet spelled "bell" incorrectly.
I wish I were smart enough or rich enough to fix my cars.
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granted, but u die in a car accident
i wish i get unbanned
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Granted but now your cd key gets corrupted and you cant play halo
I wish I could find a gen 1 camaro(in good shape)
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granted, but then the engine fails and the camaro explodes
i wish i wouldn't go back to college this incoming monday
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granted, but then u are not able to get a degree and u r homeless for the rest of ur life.
l wish I could get a whole new wardrobe of clothes this weekend.
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Granted, but they were all moleskin clothes.
I wish i could decide on a new name.
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Granted but u get more imposters
i wish my sister wasnt bugging me so much
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granted, but after 10 years of non-existent contact with ur sister u become very sad
i wish i had a car
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granted, but it's missing an engine, windows, mirrors, wheels, and seats :winkgrin:
I wish I had my custom built gaming computer already! ;D
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granted, but to pay for it you have to cancel your electricity (bicycle power anyone?) :LOL:
I wish that Lush™ 5 gum™ lasted longer :P
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granted, but then ur doomed to chew it forever and ur jaw falls off. :smly_a_wink:
i wish that my bro would hit himself everytime he ordered me to do something for him.
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granted, but after several months of hitting himself one time he misses and knocks u out :bang:
i wish i had a million dollars
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Granted. You're now a millionaire! You will always have a million dollars.
But you're limited to only a million dollars and cars cost five million dollars.
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lol good, so... what do u want? :P
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I wish I could win The Ultimate Forum Game.
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granted, but everyone leaves the forum and u have no one to play with :P
i wish i had a better scholarship
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Granted but now you loose your eye sight from all the studying
i wish i had wifi
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granted, but after several months of hitting himself one time he misses and knocks u out :bang:
ty for being So thoughful.. :P
what is wifi?
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is that a wish? Wifi is basically short for Wireless Internet. There are three basic types B, the slowest, G, the middle, and N, the newest and fastest. I use G :Words:
Anyway, I wish I have good luck in my recruitment.
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granted, but after several months of hitting himself one time he misses and knocks u out :bang:
ty for being So thoughful.. :P
what is wifi?
wireless internet. its spelled correctly wi-fi. and you still need to wish something lol
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is that a wish? Wifi is basically short for Wireless Internet. There are three basic types B, the slowest, G, the middle, and N, the newest and fastest. I use G :Words:
I was almost sure wireless frequencies were A, B, and G ...have never heard of N.
Anyway, I wish I have good luck in my recruitment.
Granted, but all your feedback will be deleted via "the magic button" thus causing you to start all over. ( Reference (http://www.bfmracing.net/forums/index.php?topic=34481.0) )
I wish I could go skydiving.
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is that a wish? Wifi is basically short for Wireless Internet. There are three basic types B, the slowest, G, the middle, and N, the newest and fastest. I use G :Words:
I was almost sure wireless frequencies were A, B, and G ...have never heard of N.
Anyway, I wish I have good luck in my recruitment.
Granted, but all your feedback will be deleted via "the magic button" thus causing you to start all over. ( Reference (http://www.bfmracing.net/forums/index.php?topic=34481.0) )
I wish I could go skydiving.
N exists mate http://www.bestbuy.ca/catalog/dept.asp?logon=&langid=EN&catid=26015 (http://www.bestbuy.ca/catalog/dept.asp?logon=&langid=EN&catid=26015) here are some of many examples. Never heard of A myself. ::)
Anyway ur chute doesnt open while skydiving and u forgot ur backup chute at home.
I wish that I could find a copy of Gears of War PC now that I found out my PC can run it.
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Granted, but the disc is damaged and unreadable by the PC.
I wish I didn't have to go back to school.
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Granted, but you'll spend the rest of your working life as a second rate character on Squidbillies.
I wish I could travel again.
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granted, but in the trip (car, plane, whatever) u suffer a very nasty accident and stays quadriplegic and unable to travel ever again
i wish i had some nice medicine books :)
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granted,but then the cures in them are all outdated and they become of no use to you.
i wish that i lived on a ranch of 1000 acres
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granted but your not allowed to see any of it
i wish i had big tags
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Granted, just give me a few years.
I wish I had a new bass guitar.
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granted, but then you play it to loud and someone calls the police then you get thrown in jail :)
i wish that i was everything my grandmother thinks i am
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Granted,But it turns out your grandmother thinks ur dead!!
I wish I had some new XP OS software.
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granted, but it was pirated :P (made in mexico mwahahahaha :P)
i wish i have more time to read all my anatomy books
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Granted, but you find out Gray's Anatomy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gray's_Anatomy) has nothing to do with Ellen Pompeo or Katherine Heigl.
I wish I had a Ph.D. already.
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done, but your Ph.D. is on Forum Games only
i wish i didn't had math class (Vectorial calculus) 3 consecutive hours...
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Granted but u get another class even worse for 4 consecutive hours
I wish that i had more time to play halo, so i can possibly get on vent sooner
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Granted, but you'll have to sacrifice sleeping.
I wish I could get some sleep now.
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Granted, but you will sleep for 7 years.
I wish I could instantaneously learn any information from a book simply by touching it.
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Granted, but any information you learn in this way will be deemed irrelevant to reality thus fading from existence.
I wish I knew how to program in Lua.
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granted, but then it gets obsolete (i really have no idea of programing :P)
i wish i hadn't hurt my finger in basketball (it's purple!!! :'()
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Granted, but every other bone in ur body broke (which means u die!!!, lol) :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
I wish i had more day like i had today on halo ( I ROCKED, 1st place 6 times in a row)
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granted but then u lose ur fitness level and never leave the computer seat till ur skin grows around it.
i wish my brother wasnt so heartless
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granted,but then when your brother gets a heart it turns out that its of stone!
i wish my mom would put halo back on the computer :sad:
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Granted...
...on a Windows ME computer!
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Granted...
...on a Windows ME computer!
wat is thy wish?
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come one toe, dont forget to wish something! :P
y dont u wish to win the best game ever?
or even better: to kill liam!!! :evil: mwahahahaha
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Oh, geez. Sorry fellas!
I wish I could 0wn Çaster Mief.
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granted, but then u r owned by me :P
i wish i had time to play halo
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granted, but then u never get anything else done and the government takes ur house.
i wish that i lived in georgia
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Granted, but another drought takes over Georgia.
I wish I was a better gunner.
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granted but you become a really bad driver
i wish got my small tags soon.
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granted, but u never achieve anything else in BFM ranks mwahahaha :evil:
i wish i lived in canada
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granted, but then u nvr get to see any of ur old friends and they all either forget about u or hate u for deserting them.
i wish that liam lived in NC
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granted, but thanks to climate change, water floods all the way to the atlantic :P
i wish i hadn't been so nervous today while presenting :bang:
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granted, but then u were so cool an relaxed everyone hated u for it
i wish that i got a 92 4x4 silverado truck for my birthday thursday
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granted, but it doesn't have an engine
i wish i had a better internet conection
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granted, but then u dog pull out the cord and eats it, and now u don't have a computer either
i wish that i had a friend who lived in my town
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granted, but then u move out to NC :P
i wish i could understand what ur talking about :)
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granted, but then i start speaking in greek
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lol
your wish?
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i wish i was appriciated
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granted, but u are so appreciated by us that u get tired of it (yeah, super popular cowgirl :yesyes:)
i wish i didn't get tired
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(how sweet tona ;) :love:)
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hey!, dont get so popular, u still have to share ur wishes!!! :winkgrin:
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Granted, but then u never sleep and u eyeballs get huge from never be closed, and u start to resemble gullum.
I wish that this cowgirl had a horse :eyebrow:
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Granted but ur horse doesnt listen and only causes u pain
I wish i lived in North Carolina (lol)
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granted, but then i move to canada. (jk, ;)
i wish that all my friends live within a five mile radius
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Granted, but then one of them gets into an arguement with another one, and by the end of it, all ur friends hate each other
I wish my homework wasnt so hard :bang: :bang: :bang: :bang: :bang:
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granted, but then u got so smart, everyone hated u
i wish...i've run out of wishes
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llol,m granted, but then u cant post on here anymore
i wish my friends could hang out today
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Granted, but that doesn't necessarily mean they'll be hanging out with you. :muah:
I wish I could get my small tags soon. ( I know, how original. ::) )
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Granted, but they made a mistake and they were actually my tags....(im not actaully on vent yet)
I wish someone would get thier small tags so i can be allowed on vent
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granted, but your vent doesn't work
i wish i had time to read the chapter about electrophysiology of heart :P
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Granted. You have the time because your computer is broken.
I wish I had my old job again.
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granted, but with only half salary
i wish i had a new laptop :)
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granted, but then u accidentally drop it on a concrete floor and it break in a million pieces, and u have no warranty on it. (sry luv ;)
i wish that i didn't have to go to school on my birhtday tomorrow :sad:
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Granted but the reason u stayed home was actually bec u r really sick (sorry)
I wish that i wasnt sick today
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granted, but then u r sick tomorrow..
i wish that the weather in NC was always 72 with a breeze and no humidity
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Granted, but the 72 degrees will be in Celsius, not Fahrenheit.
I wish I had a second monitor.
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Granted, but neither of them work.
I wish trash day was on Wednesdays and not Tuesdays.
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Granted. 12:00 A.M. Wednesday it is.
I wish I didn't have a headache right now.
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granted, but every other part of your body is aching :P
i wish i wasn't sooooooooo tired
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Granted but, you're always awake and lose the ability to sleep at all and doctors have no cure.
I wish that I can easily ace my Frosh Geometry and French 2H classes!
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granted, but then it gets so boring that you quit on those classes
i wish liam would revive me :P
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granted, but then i kill u in the three word story :warlord:
i wish i didn't get drenched on the way to school today... :P
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granted, but then it got dry for 6 months :P
i wish my knee wouldn't hurt soooo much!!!!!!
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granted, but the only way to stop it hurting is by getting an injection with a needle the size of a harpoon!!!
I wish that i had a computer and didn't have to use my bro's or my dad's
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granted, but your new computer crashes so you end up using your family's computers anyway.....
I wish that i could skip school but still pass all classes and graduate!!!!
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granted but you lose all the proof and have to go back
i wish that this wish couldnt go bad in any way at all (beat that :P)
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Granted but Chuck Norris disagrees nothing can argue with Chuck Norris
I wish I had a Flying Car
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granted, but you crash with an airplane
i wish i had more time to rest
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Granted, but you'll have less time to sleep.
I wish I had a new / better keyboard.
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granted, but it breaks rigth away :P
i wish i had a new computer
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(how original tona)
granted, but then after the ups man delivers it to ur front porch, a meteor drops from the sky flatting it and ur house!! (muhaha)
I wish that my dad allowed our six cats to come inside..
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granted, but all of them scratches your face scaring you for life (i can be mean :P)
i wish i didn't have to use crutches
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granted, but only cause i kick them out from under u and now u have to walk on all fours. (i can be mean too.. :P)
I wish my house stayed clean..
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granted, but with all the chemicals you used to clean it, now it can't support life :P
i wish it rains (in mexico :P)
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granted, but then it rains all the time and floods, then nocks out the electricity and u can't play halo..
i wish that i didn't have to weed the garden....
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granted, but then it rains all the time and floods, then nocks out the electricity and u can't play halo..
lol, as if it doesn't flood always :P
granted, but then it gets ugly :)
i wish i could post faster
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granted, but then everyone hates u cause they can't get a word in edgewise
i wish weeds never grew
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granted, but then it grows something worse
i wish my halo game works...
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granted, but then ur dog eats the cd key and u can never play again...
i wish i could bowl better
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granted, but everyone hates you being soooooo good :P
i wish i had a dog :(
-
granted, but what u get is a great dane that weigh 500 pounds and slobbers on everything...
I wish my dog listened to my commands..
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granted, but you get bored :P
i wish i had a PS3 or XBox360 :P
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granted, but then ur great dane slobbers on it and it never works again.
i wish that i could fly!!
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granted, but u can never land :P
i wish i had perfect vision
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granted, but u become an eagle with awesome vision and have to live off of raw smelly fish for the rest of ur life..
I wish that love at first sight existed..
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granted, but then you get in love with everyone you see for the first time (u have a really big :love: :P)
i wish i hadn't homework
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granted,but then u never learn anything
i wish i had more free time
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granted, but then u don't know what to do with all that time :)
i wish i were taller :P
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granted, but ur neck get SO sore, u cant get out of bed.
i wish i was REALLY rich. :P
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granted, but you realize money doesn't bring happiness :P
i wish my father arrives now with the chicken mmmmm :)
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Granted: but the chicken turned into carrots when it was in your mouth...
I wish i could turn into yoshi when ever i pleased!!! :yoshi: :yoshi:
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granted, but while being yoshi u can't control your actions :P
i wish i had enough money to go to canada
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granted,but your plain crashes on the way
i wish i had a convertible
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granted,but your plain crashes on the way
i wish i had a convertible
WOW, you are just like your sister, just trying to kill me
granted, but it doesn't work
i wish i have a job after my university studies
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lol,granted but then you get fired the very first day
i wish i could get my braces off
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granted, but they come out with some teeth muhahahaha
i wish i didn't have my first class at 7 am :(
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granted,but then its at 6 am :evil:
i wish i had a horse so i could go trail riding
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granted, but it gets sick and unfortunately dies...
i wish i could play basketball
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granted, but while playing, u broke both legs and lost all teeth. :(
i wish i didnt have to go to school.. :P
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granted, but then u cant get a job :P
i wish i lived in a bigger house
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granted, but soon the army comes and destroys it. :(
i wish i was perfect at everything
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granted, but the idea of a perfect human is a paradox and eventually u self-destruct :P
i wish my government wouldn't try to hide the fact that the mob is winning :zoot:
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granted, but then eventually, a bigger mob comes and destroys ur place. (couldnt think of anything else) :P
i wish i was the best at halo.
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LOL fortunately, i don't live with the big mobs :P
granted, but your best isn't good enough muhahaha :evil:
i wish i had my own place
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granted, but right when u move into ur dream "house" it gets destroyed.\
i wish firefox would just become a small bfm.
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granted and i won't corrupt your wish :P
i wish i had done my homework earlier
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granted, but u had nothing to do after.... because ur mom broke all ur electronics. :'(
i wish i had a perfect life.
(not sure if it was the same as the other wish :P)
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not really, u asked for a perfect being, now u ask for a perfect live :P
granted, your life is so perfect as your death: a car accident with a bus but only you die (perfect accident for everyone :P)
i wish my team would answer me >.<
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granted, but then everyone starts gabbing and u don't get any racing done and ur team loses......muhaha :muah:
I wish i didn't have to learn about human insides in nutrition........yuck!!!!
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granted, but then the only job u can get is a nutrionist (lol dont even think that is a word,) and u dont get it and die miserably.
i wish i didnt have to exercise
-
granted, but then the world population would shrink to .1
I wish I could beat him up :toughguy:
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granted, but then u become incredable fat and u can get off ur couch for the rest of ur life..
I wish that i had my own room. d_b
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granted, but it's in another country :P
i wish this forum would allow me to post super fast :P
-
granted, but then ur computer gets a virus and can never be fixed.
i wish i had the FASTEST computer in the world. (not saying my computer is slow, because it isnt. :P)
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granted but your computer gets overloaded and your motherboard is burned out
I wish I had super powers
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granted, but u eventually become a super villian and go to super jail which means they disabled ur super powers and u r in jail forever and can never get out. :cop: :toughguy:
i wish i was the best at everything.
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granted, but everyone hates u for being good. So ur awesome and no one likes u.....
i wish my class didn't go to ten o'clock. ick. (i like to get my rest..)
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granted, but it goes till 7p.m. and starts again at 8 p.m.
i wish i didnt have to die.
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granted, but you will be alone forever and ever
i wish YOU stayed in the forum till i get back from uni :P
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granted but our computers crashed
i wish i had an awesome something
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granted, but then someone steals that awesome something
i wish the mars thing (about being seen like the moon) to be correct :'(
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granted, but mars thens explodes.
i wish i can stop wishing
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granted, but then u get nothing...
I wish i didn't have a class that went to 10:30 tonite! :'(
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granted, but then u have a class of 6 consecutive hours everyday (even sunday)
i wish i had something :P
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granted but that something is a bomb and explodes when u touch it.
i wish i was REALLY fast at typing.
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granted, but your computer can't go as fast as you type
i wish i could post super fast
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granted, but 2 weeks later it gets a virus and blows up. :bang:
i wish my sis would NOT bother me. :-X
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granted, but after several years of not talking to each other u get very sad
i wish i had absolutely no homework :P
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granted, but then u fail every test u have to take and u cant get a good job.
i wish i could stay on the computer forever. :P
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granted, but after years of staring at the computer u and ur eyes start to resemble gull um, from Lord of the Rings...(this sounds familiar....)
I wish my 16 lb. cat like to be cuddled.......
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granted, but when u were cuddleing, u suffocated ur cat.
i wish i didnt have to go to football practice.
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granted, but u get too bored :P
i wish i could play basket :P
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whts basket?
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I am assuming Basketball
Granted, but your leg will fall off so your no longer allowed to play basketball
I wish I can make a Wish without corruption.
Haha beat that paradox :P.
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granted, but no one cares about it :P
i wish i could post faster
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granted, but soon ur computer explodes because u used a hack to post faster. :bang:
i wish my brother would chew with his mouth close at the dinner table.
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granted, but im too tired to corrupt this wish :P
i wish i had an xbox
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grnted but when you first turn it on, you get the red ring of death and it fries.
I wish I had spelt grnted right.
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granted, but u can't spell anything else right
i wish i had a plasma TV :P
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granted, but u stole it and now ur going to jail for years.
i wish my brother would chew with his mouth closed at the dinner table.
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again? granted, but then u can't eat with your mouth closed and everybody hates you :P
i wish i had a better computer
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granted,but then it breaks down
i wish i liked weeding
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granted, but you like it sooo much that you do nothing else
i wish i lived somewhere else
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granted, but it is an island and when u step onto it u get eatn by a tiger.
i wish i was the smartest person in the world
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granted but then your head esplode lol
i wish i had an ipod touch
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granted, but it's only the outer layer (it doesn't have anything else :P)
i wish i could stop posting here and finish my homework :P
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granted, but we forget all about u..
I wish that is was autumn now...(i hate summer..)
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granted, but it is autumn forever.
i wish i could do whatever i want
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granted, but what you want aint of our interest :P
i wish it keeps raining here without all the mosquitos
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Granted, but all the frogs would starve and stink up the place with the rotting.
I wish I could get a pay raise.*
*I think its called a "pay rise" on the other side of the lake.
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granted, but afterwards you are FIRED
i wish i could know how to use mathematica :P
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if that is mathmatics, then
granted, but when u do it u fall in love with it and then u have nothing to do except mathmatics. :P
i wish i was the best at everything
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i was talking about the program Mathematica :P
granted, but you are only good in everything trivial :)
i wish i had a mac
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granted, but its a broke mac...
I wish that life wasn't so compicated...
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granted, but is too simple and you get bored for life :P
i wish i could sleep 10 hours :P
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granted, but then u eventually sleep forever.
i wish i wouldnt get caught if i did anything in the world.
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granted, but u do good things and nobody knows who to thank :P
i wish to have good luck with my exam this saturday
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granted, (not gonna corrupt that wish) btw, gl
i wish i could have a 70 inch flat screen t.v.
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granted, but everyone loves it and your house is full of people everytime :P
i wish i had that same tv :)
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granted, but the same happens to u! (muahahaha)
i wish i was full of money.
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granted, but you don't know what to do with all that money
i wish i was correct in my exam :P
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granted, but u were sooooo correct u became teacher's pet. (whch is a bad thing)
i wish i was the fastest runner on earth
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granted, but u can't stop running
i wish i had enough money to buy anything i need
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granted, but eventually all that money ends up to turn into GRASS (muahahhaha)
i wish i was awsome at basketball
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granted, but you can't play as a team member and no one accepts you
i wish i had time to play :P
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play what.......
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play in general :P
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granted,but u have to play in the frosty cold winter with only t-shirt and shorts.
i wish i could have a nice new bike
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granted, but one night some 10 yo kid stole it from your garage :P
i wish my father would stop using my car :bang:
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Granted, but then it "spontaneously" explodes one night.
>.>
<.<
I wish I had all my marching band music memorized.
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granted, but one night u play the worng music.
i wish i would do GREAT at school
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Granted but then everybody keeps bugging you for answers and you eventually jump off a building.
I wish this wish was a wish that could not be corrupted to give somebody else a chance to wish their wish.
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Um./me scratches his head like a monkey.
Granted? I think? But now you can't play the "Corrupt a Wish" Game.
I wish today weren't the last day for my pool & tennis club.
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granted, but it goes on forever.
i wish i was a cop and always completed all missions.
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granted, but one mission is to kill yourself so...
i wish i had more time to be here :P
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Granted, but you only have 168 hrs to live.
I wish I could think of a wish other than this
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granted, but that wish is to kill yourself.
i wish i didnt have to go to football
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granted, but don't improve at all
i wish the helicopters would stop passing by (it's so loud!)
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Granted, but all the helos are replaced with AV-8s (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harrier_Jump_Jet), which are MUCH louder.
I wish somebody would finish wiring my house for Fast Ethernet.
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granted, but they failed at some point and have to check it out again
i wish to get some sleep
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granted but u sleep forever.
i wish my sis wouldnt keep on bothering me
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granted, but that means your sister doesn't love you anymore
i wish i had 5 hours to read what i have to read :P
(i got some sleep :yesyes:)
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granted but u get 7.
i wish i was smarter.
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granted, but it's of no use :P
i wish i wouldn't get so stressed in my monthly exams :bang:
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granted,but u get stressed in all of ur exams.
i wish i was great at everything.
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granted, you are great at everything but nobody cares :P
i wish the 20-second post limit wouldn't exist
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granted,but the 60 second post limit exists.
i wish i could go on the computer whenever i want.
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Totally granted, but the power goes out whenever you get on because your outlets can't handle the currents.
I wish I could think of a wish.
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granted but it never comes true.
wish i was finsihed school already
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Granted, and you start your oh-so-promising career of selling sand to Saudis.
I wish I knew how to make sushi.
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Granted,but u can't make anything else.
I wish I was awsome(Though I am Already. :XD:)
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Granted, but it turned out you are awesome in opposite land :embarrassing:
I wish I didn't have a headache
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granted, but u keep on throwing up.
i wish i can go anywhere i want
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Granted, except that no matter where you go you have about 50 hobos following you :P
I wish my feet would stop falling asleep
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Granted, but then you arms fall asleep and then you never have the use of them again.
I wish that NIU's homecoming would not be on the same day as my high school homecoming!
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granted but the place that NIU's homecoming is happening at blows up the day before.
i wish i had an xbox360
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Granted, but then you got the Red Ring Of Death :muah:
I wish Christmas was closer :zoid:
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granted but santa dies the day before and presents arent delivered D:
i wish my pants were made of gold :P
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Granted, but all your money would be made of denim.
I wish I could go back to school.
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granted but you fail.
i wish my pants were still made of gold and my money was normal.
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your pants were 24karat gold and they always fall off & your money turned abnormal the next day
I wish I have SUPER POWERS!
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but you fail doing your epic mr. bean dance power
i wish those gold pants melted on his legs
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granted, but i have 'heat proof'(what??) pants under because i was expecting you to wish that.
i wish pigs could fly.
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granted, but in doing so you ruptered the space time continuam...
i wish my x-plane project comes out nice
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granted, but the governmnt gets rid of it in an act of "protecting the country"
i wish that there was a stargate to other worlds... (like in the series of SG-1)
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Granted, but the stargate leads to a planet with no light, no air, and the return stargate is broken XD.
I wish I got paid to live in the forest!
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granted but soon u get eaten by a bear. :P
i wish i had unlimited wishes
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Granted, but they never come true :P
I wish ¿Nobody¿ wouldn't have spoiled my wish.
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granted, but now i'm spoiling it
i wish pigs could fly
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Granted, but they also don't need air anymore, so they fly into space and we don't get anymore bacon!
I wish I had a pet dragon :(
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Granted, but they also don't need air anymore, so they fly into space and we don't get anymore bacon!
:(
i never said all pigs.
granted, but you don't have enough food to feed it and it eats your pet.
i wish we could also get bacon from the flying pigs.
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gRANTD, the bacon had wings and flew away :P
I W1SH I have a BILLION dollars (without tax) :yesyes:
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Granted, but it's in a savings account that you can't take out for 100 years.
I wish I could have Lengend's billion dollars!
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Granted, but it gets stolen and you can't find it.
I wish i had 1 trillion wishes that no one could mess up >:(
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Granted but u can't communicate your wishes
I wish for the economy to get better ^^!
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granted, but the next president will screw it up anyway.
i wish the bacon from the flying pigs couldn't fly
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granted, because i'm u and i agree that bacon shouldnt fly.
i wish i didnt have to spam
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Granted, but then I spoil your wish!
I wish that I could do math so that I could get at least a -B on a test and pass the class
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granted but ninja monkeys take your test every time you would get a good grade and you FAIL epicly.
i wish i had a great dane
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Granted, but then it steps over you like a bug.
I wish my hair would grow faster.
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Granted. But only on the sides and back. The top has to go.
I wish my car ran off of water.
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Granted. but then it only goes 10 miles an hour like the first cars ever built.
I wish that I could do things without error when I wanted to
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Granted but as soon as you're done the project falls apart in a worse condition than b4
I wish I had a pet dragon (Like elensar) like the one in Eragon.
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granted, but it is only four inches high, made of plastic, and isn't alive
i wish my xbox 360 wouldnt take so long to ship
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Granted, but you get it smashed into pieces.
I wish I had more Hot Pockets, the broccoli and cheese kind. :D
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Granted, but you are too full to eat them and they go cold (ugh!)
I wish I could find the cure for the common cold...
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granted but the side effects of it are: you grow a third arm, you are haunted by ghosts, and you keep getting hogs spawned on top of you whenever you die in halo :P
i wish i had a nickel :)
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Granted but it's a plastic toy nickel and you get thrown in jail for attempted forgery.
I wish my dragon was alive, and big enough to fly, and won't get killed, and won't get captured, and won't die, and won't turn on me, and won't eat me out of house and home, and won't ever get sick, and will love me.
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Granted but you are so small compared to it that it steped on you without realising and got so sad that it didn't know what to do so it got captured and was killed because IT WAS A DRAGON!!!
I wish I could do magic. Elemental magic where you can make air, water, fire, and air do awesome stuff! Eg. Skullduggery Pleasant. BEST BOOK EVER! (he can peform elemental magic!
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Granted, but you get drunk with power and end up killing everybody in the world, then splitting the world into pieces and dying from the ozone layer not being able to protect you.
I wish this wish is a wish that cannot be corrupted by a corruptor that wishes to corrupt my wish for a wish that cannot be corrupted. :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Granted but i am corrupting it
I wish i had some Edam cheese right now infront of me with some extra cheese to the side
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granted but mouse came and ate it,
i wish i had a million pound
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Granted, but someone would steal it and then you wouldnt have any
I whish that wishing didnt involve diswashers and i could wish all the time without washing the wishes away with my wishwashingdishwasher :P
I cant believe a mouse would eat my chese.
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then all your plates ect get dirty and you die of a disease
i wish that wishing didnt involve a disaster on my next wish
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Granted.... but it does involve a minor inconvenience.
I wish I didn't have to do the washing up (blech! :zombie: )
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Granted But you will get shouted at if you dont.
I wish i never got homeowrk from school
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Granted but you get homework from home
I wish for no world hunger ;D
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granted, but then theres world thirst.
i wish for a new game
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Granted but it only works on original nintendo and you throw it out cuz you have to blow it off every time you use it so you get tired of blowing on it.
I wish my bro. would come in here so we can finish our movie.
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granted,
but you run out of film.
I wish i had some fizzy drink.
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granted but its a fizzy drink you hate
i wish i had a supercomputer xD
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granted,
but it develops an AI and kills you.
i wish i had pizza
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Granted but all it has on it tons and tons of mushrooms and bleu cheese
I wish I could go snowboarding really soon
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Granted, but there will be an avalanche.
I wish that I would pass my math!
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granted but you fail everything else
i wish i had a new tv
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Granted but the Remote wont work and the picture quality is horrible and its in black and white
I wish i had a soda
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granted but it fizzes up and goes all over you.
i wish i had a dog
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Granted but dogs smell.
I wish that Spanish homework was twice as easy.
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Granted but the tests are 5 times harder
I wish for no terrorists in the world
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Granted but there are harassers
I wish this post would not end for a long long time
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granted but it gets locked,
i wish i could get a new phone
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Granted but the Phone cant make any calls,text,or web and the screen is cracked
I Wish i had a Xbox 360
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Granted but u can only play pong on it
I wish for world peace :winkgrin:
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Granted but evryone is already dead.
I wish i had a farm! (a real one)
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:LOL: granted but u can't grow anything on it because the soil is made out of nuclear waste
i wish that it would be warm again
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Granted but it goes cold the next day.
I wish i had a farm that i could ride my dirtbike on.
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..granted, but you run out of fuel
I wish I'd get promoted at work...
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granted but you get sacked for playing games,
i wish i had a decent laptop, that i could play halo online on, that wouldn't break the next day, and i had no consequence for this wish.
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Granted, but it dosent have a heart.
I wish i had a better graphics card
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granted but it doesnt fit,
i wish i had an idea to wish for.
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Granted but the magic fairy princess who grants them doesn't agree with your idea :P
I wish that I could make more people laugh when im silly :toot:
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Granted but u mess up horriably :'(
i wished for another halo game
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Granted but the games language is all written in arabic! :o
I wish that I was just so awesome that if there was a BFM_Awesome then i would be even "more awesome" than him ;D
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Granted but in truth he is not that awsome
i wish i could shoot a 300 game in archery
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Granted, but on the final round you miss every time you shoot :sigh:
I wish that I could make things from practically nothing..
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granted, but the things you make always get stolen,
i wish i had a better connection
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Granted but the connection gets worse every minute your online.
I Wish I had a even better laptop then the one i have now.
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Granted but the labtop it 2 big and you get lots of popup spam.
I wish i could get a 20 kill streak in halo.
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Granted, but you die 10 times more than you kill :evil:
I wish that we had flawless flying machines
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Granted but some one blew it up cause they were jelous. :toughguy:
I wish i could never die in halo
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Granted, but you can't ever switch teams or leave the server for fear of dieing!! :eek:
I wish I had some very tasty Gummy bears that would never go bad (in taste) :drool: :drool: :drool:
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Granted but you family steals them from you while u r sleeping and dont leave you anything
I wish i could Get a $1,000,000,000 form the bank.
-
granted, but your card gets cloned, and it gets stolen from you,
i wish i had infinite money that way i could buy what ever i want.
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granted but u don't want anything u don't already have
i wish i was one of the guys that could get a girlfriend when i wanted...
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Granted but none of the girls like you.
I wish i had a wish that couldn't be corupted.
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granted but then i came along :toughguy:
i wish that i was a country star
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Granted but every year u loose your fame.
I wish i could have the ability to create anything with my mind.
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Granted, but you can't think of anything :cop:
I wish that girls that i liked would talk to me more often (not argue :P)
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Granted but they talk to you about how annoying you are.
I wish that gorls were attracted to me.
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granted but they are the girls u wouldn't even think of dating
i wish i had a new computer that could not lag at all with the best grafics card and the fastest internet speed
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granted but you have no screen. or hardrive.
i wish my girlfriend would stop sponging my money off of me,
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:LOL:
granted now u have no girlfriend (arguable on being corrupted)
I wish i had little tags (bfm_)
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Granted, but you must stay a little tags for forever and type everything out! :eek:
I wish that I had very delicious, warmed up, cheese filled, hot dogs that don't have an expiration date :drool:
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:siderofl: :drool:
granted but you are on the pot for the next month cause of it (i would still eat it :XD:)
i wish that i was a level 134 on runescape
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Granted but your account gets stolen and you must make another starting as a lvl 3 :mike:
I wish that I had the greatest, most peacefull sleep ever, and still woke up in time to go to school the next day.
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granted but you are still tired
i wish i wasn't tired all the time
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ganted but now you sleep all the time. loosing everything cause of this.
i wish i didnt have to work
-
Granted, but then you become a homeless person with no money
I wish that nobody would bother me about getting off of my games when im playing. (except for food of course)
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granted but then you get over obese due to no exercise.
i wish that i could think of food and it appears in front of me.
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granted, but it would be moldy and stale
i wish money grew on trees
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granted but there was none left for you cos everyone took it first.
i wish i had a apple tree in my backgarden
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granted, but the apples would wall and hit you in the head everytime you go out
i wish i had the iphone
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granted but the screen is cracked so it doesnt work
i wish i had a new blackberry
-
granted, but you would gett 100's of prank calls every day,
i wis i had magic powers!
-
granted but your powers are all useless.
i wish i had a lifetime supply of Coke
-
Granted, but then you become so bloated that you start floating into the atmosphere and eventually suffocate due to lack of oxygen :'(
I wish I could run super fast like the flash when i wanted :)
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granted but you rune into a brick wall and put yourself into a coma :P
i wish i could eat lots of chocolate, without gaining any weight haha.
-
Granted, but it has the opposite reaction and you get anorexic :eek:
I wish that SyFy came up with better graphics for their movies....
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granted but due to the size of the film its only 10 minutes long.
i wish i earned more money at work.
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:siren: Granted but its counter fit, and you go to jail because you were caught with it :siren: :cop:
I wish I got a mic/comp synchronization so that people wouldn't hear a bunch of static and a quiet voice whenever i talk :bang:
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Granted, But they Can't hear you either :dance: Yay! jk :P
I wish..... I... ummm..... *looks at bubble gum* I wish I had Bubble gun that blows super giant bubble :haw:
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granted but it pops and gets all in your hair! hahah
i wish i had the money to build my own computer.
-
Granted. But it's built mainly from wood, stone and bits of fluff from the cracks in the sofa.
I wish...
I wish that I could win at Halo Race more often.
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Granted, but you gain your glory when you're the only racer on the track.
I wish I had a bag of $50s.
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granted but they've just been stolen fro the bank so you are arressted.
i wish i was still in a band!
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Granted, but when the band gets back together they have all lost their musical talents *Gasp!*
I wish that I had $5 to finish the funds I need for a microphone
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granted but everywhere is out of stock till the end of the year.
i wish some else could think of a wish for me
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Granted, but they forget it just before they tell you.
I wish that I could play on the computer for as long as I wanted
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Granted but boredom would set in
I wish that i could wish properly without having setbacks...
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Granted but you wish on the wrong board.
I wish I was cool.
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Granted but now your cold. xD
I wish I didn't have to work but I got paid to sit on halo all day
-
Granted but you hate it.
I wish was good at Halo.
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Granted but you get owned by everybody else in the server :doh:
I wish that I could relive today once, without being distracted by little girls :mad:
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Granted, But you are distracted by little boys
I wish I was Awsome at Drawing :haw:
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Granted, but your drawings never turn out the way they were supposed to ^^!
I wish that I had the most delicious long lasting candy ever! :Woop:
Granted, But you are distracted by little boys[/color]
Rather little boys than girls :P
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Granted,but it leaves an awful after taste.
I wish typing on iPods and phones didn't take so long :PGranted, but your drawings never turn out the way they were supposed to ^^!
I wish that I had the most delicious long lasting candy ever! :Woop:
What little girls are u talking about? :P at fist I thought u meant me but I didn't talk to the whole day :P
Granted, But you are distracted by little boys[/color]
Rather little boys than girls :P
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Granted, but then it goes by too fast and you can't remember any part of the conversation
I wish that specific tv shows that I watch didn't take so long to produce 1 episode that is only 40 or so minutes long
What little girls are u talking about? :P at fist I thought u meant me but I didn't talk to the whole day :P
Granted, But you are distracted by little boys[/color]
No i meant my 3 nieces and little sister ::)
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Granted, but the episodes are horrible.
I wish I had a new car.
-
Granted, but it doesn't have breaks
I wish i had super poweers :D
(PS @ cheif.... haha lol... i have 7 nephews and 1 nese :P )
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Granted, but they are super wimpy and can hardly do anything.
I wish I had everything I wanted in the whole world.
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Granted, but its all really cheap and then you become dissatisfied with it :mad:
I wish that my school was closed for the rest of the school year + summer!!! ;D
(Shivrz I would still rather have that than my 3 nieces, if you want an explanation as to why then just PM me :) )
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Granted, but then the Earth de-stabilized and it was super cold.
I wish I had a voice-controled computer.
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Granted. Someone runs up behind you and yells "START RUN CMD ENTER FORMAT C COLON ENTER Y ENTER".
I wish laptop trackpads worked better for gaming...
-
Granted but a week later it stops working
i wish i could have a faster internet
-
Granted, but it goes too fast for you to do anything productive :siderofl:
I wish that school wasn't so boring.....
-
Granted, but then the superintendent comes and shuts the school down, sending everyone to the most boring school possible.
I wish for world peace.
-
Granted. Within a week, food runs out and the situation becomes world hunger.
I wish Typing Of The Dead 2 were released in English...
-
Granted, but the machine writes all the letters backwards! :bang:
I wish that there were only 2 - 3 weeks left of school (Of the school year 2009 - 2010)
-
Granted. The 2010-2011 year starts the following day.
I wish my friend and I would stop making goat puns on his Facebook status...
-
Granted, but now that neither of you are joking around, you're both in a baaaaaad mood.
I wish I could turn on the air conditioner, it's so hot right now.
-
granted but your air condioner broke and you cant but a new one cause you are broke.
I wish I would get more posts XD
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Granted. Your post count goes to 2147483647. Your next post overloads the counter, and your count becomes negative.
I wish the suede on my bright yellow boots would clean easier....
I wish I could turn on the air conditioner, it's so hot right now.
Granted, but it's stuck at twenty degrees.
...Kelvin.
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Granted, but then all the other shoes that you own become impossible to clean and you track dirt and other unclean things everywhere you go! :mad:
I wish that the website that people downloaded maps from allowed you to download more than 1 at a time, and had a download counter reduced to 10 seconds instead of 30...
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Granted, but the website crashed due to overloading downloads.
I wish my brother would be nice to me for once.
-
Granted, but that once only lasts for 1 hour :'(
I wish that I could relive the last 3 hours as many times as I wanted, because they were so awesome!!
-
Granted, but you got bored of them.
I wish I had a baseball signed by Babe Ruth so I could sell it on the internet.
-
Granted, but when you sell it online, no one wants it!
I wish I had super speed!
-
Granted, but somehow you always crash into a brick wall and end up going broke from the insurance bills ::)
I wish that I had a unbreakable sweet looking motorcycle, with endless fuel that i could ride to school everyday until i got bored and traded it in for a better one! :yesyes:
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Granted, but its only cheaper in quality, enjoy your poor quality gas :roll eyes:
I wish that I couldn't break my microphones so easily....
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Granted, but then they were made with a substance that gave you a horrible rash, so you threw them away and went back to your old flimsy microphone.
I wish that I could remove Norton Saftey Minder from my computer.
-
Granted, but then your computer installs an even more annoying program after it :LOL:
I wish that there was more delicious tasting food in my fridge
-
Granted, but your fridge somehow ends up on the northpole by an accident with a hairdryer :P
I wish i had my big tags again.
-
Granted, but then you disappear for like three years and lose them again, where the heck have you been and how the heck are you Samus?!
I wish soy sauce wasn't so brown and stainy.
-
But then Soy sauce just wouldn't be soy sauce, it would be duck sauce =(
I wish the oil spill wouldn't come into the gulf while I'm in FL and that it wouldn't rain at all either =)
-=Eragon=-
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Granted, but then the coast guard accidentally sets the oil on fire and the fire is so great that it looks like daytime for 2 weeks and you don't get any sleep :supaburn: :warlord:
I wish that I could be on the computer whenever and wherever i wanted :)
-
Granted, but your constant use of the computer causes you to forget what real human emotions are and you turns into a cyborg.
I wish i could gather all of the zits and blackheads on my body to one central spot and pop the giant zit.
-
Granted, but then you can't see your mirror anymore due to all the pressure and size of the zit :violin:
I wish that I could have my indestructible dream car :elvis:
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You have it, but i have booted the tired with indestructible boots, coated your windows with solid black(indestructable) film, sealed the gas tank, stolen the keys, and have glued all of the bolts down with an indestructable polymer that prevents you from doing any repairs or removing any parts to replicate said car. :siderofl:
I wish i were BFM_Chocobo already! :cop:
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Granted, but then you must move to Antarctica when one of your parents suddenly becomes fascinated with penguins and wishes to study them more closely than most do :warlord:
I wish that I had the perfect GF :love:/ ;D
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Granted, but she lives on the other side of the world.
i wish i had halo reach for my xbox360 already
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Granted, but its been pirated and you get a $250,000 fine and lose your xbox live account and any halo games for the xbox that you had :argh:
I wish that I was at my friends house already.....
Granted, but she lives on the other side of the world.
(The perfect GF lives next door :swoon:)
-
Granted, but its on fire
I wish i had all my favourite movies on dvd
-
Granted, but their not in english :warlord:
I wish that Halo: REACH was out on the store shelves already....
-
Granted, but all the stores are closed due to a weird kind of fungal infection.
I wish i had a jetpack
-
Granted, but while using it you pull too hard on the throttle and the jetpack explodes sending you straight for Iceland :siderofl:
I wish that my dad would buy skittles as often as he used too
-
Granted, but as soon as he starts you start gaining weight and he decides to buy you Lettuce leafs instead.
I wish that people would think of me as who i am, not who they think i was.
-
Granted, but it turns out you're worse than they thought and now everyone hates you. :(
I wish I had three wishes.
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Granted, but you spend all of them on Giant Jelly beans :drool: :drool: :drool:
I wish that I had a well trained German Shepard that looked really cool!
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Granted But On a walk one day it gets hit by a bus, it was a sad day :(
i wish that my cat would stop wal/.jnsing on my keyboard.
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Granted, but then it does something even more annoying to get your attention :evil:
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Seeing as MR Chief hasn't posted a new 'I wish" in two months I've taken it upon myself to attempt to restart this great forum game.
I wish I had a BIG bowl of ice cream.
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you got it but it was melted.
i wish i wasa billionarre!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol thnx fuzzy for starting it up again,really helpful!
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Granted you have nowhere to spend it.
I wish I had Spartan armor
PS: thank you too zak for helping to get it going again. :)
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you got it but is was MK1 and you were made fun of by the MKVIs
i wish i owned an island
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But the island is actually the top of a big sea monster's head and when you stepped on him you made him mad and he ate you alive.
I wish I had big tags
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you got them but you were denoted to small tags cause you were inactive
i wish hello kitty never existed!
-
Granted but Spotty Dotty takes Hello Kitty's place
I wish I had money.
-
Granted it's counterfeit
I wish I had a ham sandwich
-
but the ham was still ALIVE!!!!!!!!!
i wish i had 4 hands
-
Granted, they revolt against you and constantly punch you.
I wish I was an expert boxer
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you defeated everyone and competed against urself killing you.
i wish i was an adult
-
Granted you are 132 years old and you die.
I wish I had a cheese sandwich.
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But the cow wanted the. Cheese back and he beat u up lol.
I wish I had my very own smiley on bfm!
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:Pgranter but it accidentaly got deleted ouch
i wish i had a nice computer and was a ligit PR
-
Granted, but the computer burst into flames once you get it and your pr file accidentally gets tossed... (I doubt it'd happen thought :D)
I wish to have access to all the manga in the world!!! MUAHAHAHA!
-
Granted but you go blind and can't see them.
I wish I was the arm wrestling champion of the world.
-
granted but your injected with steroids and disqualified from the title.
i wish the next person wish came true (think about it)
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It did but someone crishes men dreams!
I wish everything was free for me!
-
Granted but nothing exists for you to possess.
I wish I was the king o teh form gaims
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You are, but zakpak comes along and steals the title
I wish I knew everything! ^^!
-
granted but you get hit in the head and have amnesia
i wish for $1,467,234,678,466,357,832,000,000,001.55
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Granted but it's in monopoly money.
I wish I had a BIG hamburger right now :burger:
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Ok but it wasn't how you wanted
I wish I could think of a wish to post
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Granted but you promptly forget it.
I wish I had a warthog.
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You got it but it was passenger warthog
I wish for another wish
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Granted you may make the wish but it won't come true.
I wish more people would post in the PR_Fuzzy thread in the People who have performed well section, note I don't mean spam. :diespam:
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granted but zak spams it XD
i wish i was 18
-
Granted, you're 18 in dog years.
I wish I had a copy of COD4.
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granted but it was an illegal copy :cop:
i wish i was the best sig maker!(like thats gonna happen :LOL: )
-
Granted but others become jealous of your skills and destroy your computer.
I wish I had the best computer ever.
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you got it but the keys were in japanese
i wish i could fly!
-
Granted, but the ability only lasts 15 seconds, and in that time you flew so high without knowing, then you starting falling from really high, *SPLAT*.
I wish I could work for NASA.
-
Granted, but NASA refers to the National American Shuffleboard Association ::)
I wish i could do a cartwheel on hard surfaces several times without injuring my wrist
-
Granted but you injure you're legs, back and neck in the process.
I wish I had a gumdrop.
-
Granted, but its as hard as a rock and it breaks all your teeth so you can't eat it :'(
I wish that i could pop all the bones in my body at once :yesyes:
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Granted but they pop out of your body.
I wish I had a BIG pizza.
-
Granted, but spongebob comes out of nowhere and eats all your pizza, then he blows bubbles in your house until you cant even tell if your on the celling or the floor..... :o
I wish that I had some more mango juice ;D
-
Granted but it was infected with parasites!
I wish I was the prez!
-
Granted, but you are the Prez of cheerleading!
(you do mean president, right?)
I wish I could defy gravity!
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you did but you went on forever in space and eventually rammed into the sun!
(yes i did mean president lol)
i wish tanx had big tags
(lol running out of ideas :P )
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Granted, but then he goes and bans you zakpak
(well, i wasnt going to say anything like "granted, but he looses his big tags the next day", now am I?)
I was zakpak wasn't running out of ideas!
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granted,but fuzzy hit him on the head and hwe lost all the ideas
i wish i owned a mansion
(i know ur probably gonna say haunted mansion or something lol)
-
Granted, but it wasn't very stable and it fell while you was in it, crushing you.
I wish for infinity wishes!
-
Granted but none of them make sense to the genie, and he runs away in confusion :P
I wish that my very loud doorbell never interrupts my dreams ever again....
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granted but it interrupts your sleep :muah:
i wish i had no taxes
-
Granted but now your in federal prison
I wish i had a anti wish corrupter
-
granted but it exploded lol
i wish the world would spin faster so i could get halo reach!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-
Granted, but it turned out halo reach wasn't a good game and you hated it
(im probly gona be yelled at for saying that lol!)
I wish people would'nt yell at me for saying halo reach isn't good.
-
Granted they just yell at you constantly.
I wish I had Halo Reach
-
Granted, but then i stole it from you :muah:
I wish that my mom would stop fussing over my sisters friend coming over.......(I have been doing nothing but cleaning for 2 days)
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Granted but ten your mum's (mom's) own friends started to come over and you had to clean even more.
I wish this thread would end.
(joke!!)
-
Granted but then you end.
I wish Zakpak lived next door. (I really do)
-
granted, but then u have to move to another country
i wish i could remember what i had to do this morning lol
-
Granted but you then promptly forget it again.
I wish people could comprehend the magnitude of my greatness. (Just Kidding)
-
Granted, but its so complex that right after they learn it their head explode in sheer amazement :bang:
I wish that my b40 map file (Assault on the control room) wasn't corrupted on my halo disk
-
granted, but then ur computer explodes
i wish i had a better college shedule (on wednesday i go from 7 am to 8 30 pm...)
-
Granted but only the hours are shortened and the time frame changes from 9:00 P.M. to 4:00 A.M.
I wish that I could get the halo instillation link from tandem faster
-
granted, but it has a very powerful virus and ur computer is now useless
i wish my basketball team to win the next tournament
-
Granted but then there is only one trophy and your team fights over who gets it and they dispand (i think thats a word) and they never play basketball again. Did I mention they put each other in hospital?
I wish that corrupt a wish i just made would of turned out nicer.
-
Granted, but then its too nice for this harsh reality of a world we have and everybody goes clinically insane........ :hehe:
I wish that summer was 2 weeks longer, but the end of the school year stayed the same for me
-
Granted but it results in a rift in time and space and you are stuck in school FOREVER!
I wish I could speak all the languages in the world.
-
Granted but you have no tongue so you can't speak.
i wish i knew where is tongue went.
-
granted but it licked you to death
i wish halo and ce would work again!
-
Granted only to find out that it stops again the next day and it repeats evey other day...
I wish i could have a better internet provider......
-
granted but it actually INSTALLS viruses
i wish i had some chicken right now!
-
Granted but it's three week old chicken.
I wish I had a root beer float right now.
-
granted, but zakpak took it away from you
i wish i wasn't in pain :P
-
Granted but you die
I wish I could type using my brain
And LOL fuzzy you missed out on a nice root beer float!
-
Granted but zombies eat your brain.
I wish red team and blue team could be friends instead of always fighting each other!!!!
-
granted, but halo collapses
i wish i could buy a new computer
-
granted but its a transformer and takes over the world.
i wish they would make halo 4!
-
granted, but everyone hates it
i wish my parents finally accept my invitation to see Inception
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granted but it was terrrible (i actually have no idea :P )
i wish there was no school!
-
Granted but you get home tutored
I wish my car could fly
-
granted but now it wont stop flying and you crash into the moon =D
i wish this wish gets corrupted :D
-
granted but it gets double corrupted!
i wish that i knew how to dance
-
Granted but your legs are broken.
I wish I had another copy of halo.
-
Granted but your comp can't read the new disc
i wish it wasnt results day next thursday
-
Granted but it's actually today!!!
I wish days were longer so i have more time to sleep :winkgrin:
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granted but when you sleep you never wake up.......
i wish i had my very own zakpak smiley.
-
Granted but nobody recognises it as you
i wish the harry potter films kept exactly to the books rather than being different and awful
-
granted but the Earth explodes.
I wish the hadn't exploded.
-
granted but it caught on fire :haw: :supaburn:
i wish dat i was indiana jones!
-
granted but while swinging over a large pit your whip breaks and you are never seen again.
I wish I had a BIG soda right now.....
-
granted but i drink it and it was the only drink that could have eliminated all other soft drinks brands :siderofl:
i wish that the next person couldn't corrupt my wish and what ever he says to try and corrupt it wont happen to my wish so my wish is granted without consequences
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granted but........................that wish was corrupted.
i wish i was a cop
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granted but you become a crooked cop and get sent to jail (do not go pass go, do not collect $200)
i wish for 3 uncorptable wishes
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granted but the world explodes
i wish ce would work REALLY bad!
-
Granted but you then have a problem downloading the maps.
I wish I didn't have to sleep.
-
Granted but staying awake all night became illegal
i wish there was no such thing as lag
-
granted but then something called lag 2.0 came
i wish that halo reach came to pc since it has the race gametype and bfm would make a server theere.
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I..I..Cant corrupt it.... it's.....so...........good :'(
But I guess I have to........Granted but the universe explodes
I wish the universe hadn't exploded.....
-
granted but........ it didnt explode yay!
i wish fuzzy would take a go at continuing my story in never ending sentence game
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Granted but he ends the sentence
i wish halo wars was on pc
-
granted but it was just a scam to take your money and halo wars doesnt work.
(that actually sounds like a good idea :winkgrin: )
i wish i didnt need braces
-
granted but you have to get your teeth pulled :P
i wish i had a cookie
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granted but the chocolate chips were actually spiders.
i wish i could use da force!!!!!!
-
Granted but you accidentally crush yourself.
I wish I had a big sizzling pizza right now......
-
granted but instead you got the leaning tower of piza and you were crushed :)
i wish technology wasnt so annoyingly complicated
-
Granted, there is no technology.
I wish i had a laptop.
-
Granted but it's from 1983.
I wish I hadn't been crushed by the tower of Piza
-
granted but u were crushed by a 1 million pound pizza XD
i wish that there could be an option for flood in firefight in halo reach!
-
Granted but the moon crashes into the Earth and destroys your computer.
I wish Supcom 2 was being sold for 2$
-
granted but it was illegaly sold and your arrested.
i wish i had more ideas for wishes
-
Granted but you lose your mind.
I wish I had more ideas for wishes (I really do)
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Granted, but you can't post them here
I Wish i had two bananas, one for my left hand, other for my right hand
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granted but a monkey steals them
i wish i had xbox live
-
Granted, but the xbox is a replay, not live.
I wish i had a black ferrari
-
granted but its not actually black you are just colorblind!oooooo burn!
what if you were colorblind?
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I would think you are white.
i wish i would lead BFM
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granted but elvis runs you over with a hog and becomes leader
i wish ummmmmmmmmmm that there was a wish lol i dont know ummmmmmmmmm?i wish i had a monkey lol
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Granted, but it was a burned halo disk.
I wish i wouldn't have to go to school
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grantedd but theres something new called loohcs which was worse
i wish that this thread would end lol
-
Granted, but you never thougt so.
I Wish i go to sleep, good night everyone!
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...........ok.........but it doesnt end and we continue lol
i wish that i had a mic
-
Granted but your internet crashes every time you use it.
I wish there were more smilies....
-
Granted but then you hated all of the new ones.
I wish I had more posts then Zakpak.
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granted but bfm overloads!
(keep dreamin XD )
i wish i had a mic for xfire
-
Granted, but it's broken.
I wish i would win on lottery.
-
granted but u won monopoly money.
(did you know there is more monopoly money than real money in the world?) lol
i wish i beat all the halo games on legendary and bungie gave me halo 3 flaming armor
-
Granted but you get a cold.
I wish I had an unlimited supply of PIZZA!!!!!!!!
-
Granted but the pizza was disgusting
I wish I had super fast internet
-
Granted but it goes too fast for everyone else who has internet and destroys the world.
I wish I had something to wish.
-
Granted...
I wish I had a wish that couldnt be corrupted in ANY way. And that when i got my wish it would be disgusting or have anything bad in it.
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granted but you made another wish after that which could be corrupted
i wish i had halo 3 for pc
-
Granted but the graphics were really bad
I wish Zakpak would give me some of his posts
-
gran ted but panther drops them in mud making them useless then zak buys a 1000 more posts from hydra ;D
i wish fuzzy was a gumdrop!
-
Granted but I take over the world.
I wish I had a gumdrop right now.......
-
granted but you are the gumdrop and you eat urself
i wish i had a pet brute ;D
-
Granted but it eats you.
I wish I had a biggere sized dirt bike.
-
Granted but when you try to start it, it falls apart.
I wish I didnt lag when I raced
-
granted but you get gal XD
i wish the bfm story i made had a reply so it doesnt look like im double posting ROFL
-
Granted but it blows up the forum games.
I wish Enoch didn't have to leave the game so much to make the cake doughnuts.....
-
granted but he makes donut cakes lol
i wish i had some chicken
-
Granted but it's overcooked.
I wish I had small tags.
-
granted but they were so small u cant see them and your ignored.
i wish that i had my comp back so i could have meh xfire and halo!
-
Granted but BFM servers go down and henceforth nobody wants to play halo anymore
I wish i didnt get peed on everytime i volunteer at the zoo
-
Granted you're dead.
I wish Zakpak was around.....
-
........granted buuuuut i annoy the heck outta you!
i wish i had meh xbox now!
-
Granted but it only plays playstation 1 games.
I wish Zakpak had vent......
-
granted but i had no mic. lol
i wish i was at home right now...
-
granted but your house has disappeared :o
I wish I had little tags.
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u already asked that ......(but u did get em!)
i wish fuzzy had BIG tags! lol
-
Granted but he bans you
i wish it wasnt raining
-
granted but it hails :P
i wish my xfire in-game worked
-
Granted but nobody uses xfire ever again
I wish school didnt starty again in 4 days time
-
granted but it starts today!
i wish reach had dual wielding
-
granted but you can't use it. ;D
I wish there were more flavors of ice cream.
-
granted but u try the tongue burner flavor
i wish i had better GIMP skillz
-
granted but gimp disappears and is never seen again.
I wish I had a cowboy hat. :clint:
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granted, but it has holes everywhere
i wish my exams would end today...
-
granted but you get new ones ;D
(btw texas ppl dont even usually own hats despite the belief we are cowboys :P )
i wish i had the halo novels
-
granted but they're all written in Russian.
I wish I had a whole lot of pizza...............
-
Granted, but it had a bunch of leeches on it :liljawdrop:
I wish that I could play video games during the schooldays :embarrassed:
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granted but they are all educational games
i wish iw was easier to explain to my grandmother how to use GIMP
-
Granted but i dont know what GIMP is :D
i wish my grandma actualy recognised me whenever she saw me :P
-
granted but they are all educational games
Ironically thats where im at v.v
Granted, but she keeps calling you the wrong name :LOL:
I wish that my school didnt have remote control computers to watch us while we are on them......
-
granted but they use mind control computers....
i wish i didnt stink at trumpet in band class
-
granted but you fall off a cliff.
I wish I had a ham sandwich..............
-
granted but its alive.
i wish i didnt have to hear about the twilight series cause i dun care
-
Granted, but then you know EVERYTHING about the twilight series because you have the power to read minds at the most inconvenient moments :XD:
I wish that school wasnt so boring :|
-
Granted but it gets so fun ur head explodeS!
i wish i had a pet grunt
-
Granted but it gets so fun ur head explodeS!
AWESOME!!!!!
Granted, but it hates you....
I wish I could control peoples minds
-
Granted but you go crazy when you do and you jump off a cliff.
I wish I had some pancakes right now......
-
granted bt they come alive and eat u
i wish keyboarding was simple
-
Granted but its so simple you only have 1 key... :siderofl:
I wish that things were less expensive and that i wasnt so annoying sometimes
-
granted but the world collapses.
i wish it was september 14 already!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
-
Granted, but its September 14th of the year 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000009
and by then the apocalypse is happening and you get shot in the face by a plasma rocket.....
I wish that i had all the modern warfare challenges unlocked
-
Granted but they are too ridiculously har
I wish panther could has reach too!
-
granted but he gets an untreatable cold and suffers for the rest of his life with nonstop congestion.
I wish I was completely better. (I'm sick too)
-
Granted but then u have to go to school (if you were off)
I wish I wasn't sick so I could go to the skate park with my new BMX bike.
-
granted but you permanantly break your legs.
i wish my brother would do what i said
-
Granted, but it you told him to try and push a refrigerator off a cliff and he fell inside right before it fell :'(
I wish that my friends parents didn't assume that I was trying to date their daughter :???:
-
granted but THEY want to date you.
i wish i had xbox LIVE
-
Granted but it's dead.
I wish I wasn't sick.....
-
Granted, but then you lose all your hair.... :supaburn:
I wish that closing cod4 was easier....
-
granted but its closed forever
I wish it wasnt night!
-
Granted, but then its so bright that you become blind forever! (I kind of counter productive :LOL:)
I wish my siblings would leave me alone while im on the computer :angry:
-
Granted but they bother you all the time you're not on the computer.
I wish I had a big bowl of soup.........
-
isnt this like the 3rd time you've asked that? LOL
granted but it comes alive and eats you
i wish there could be halo 4
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Well technically you could consider ODST the fourth halo *tomatoes and fruit start flying* hey I said technically it could because it is the fourth instalme....hey stop throwing *splat* hey don't *splat, squish*......NO...No watermelons someone could get *bam, splat*
OK fine, granted but it's for the Xbox.
I wish people wouldn't get mad so quickly *wipes face with rag*
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LOL granted but teh world asplodes!
I wish I could get back on my computer.....sigh i'm grounded til tuesday guys but I can still PM
-
Granted, but somebody stole your monitor, mouse, and keyboard :LOL:
I wish that I could have a 8 hour (7:10A.M. - 2:15P.M. MST) school schedule and not have school Friday, Saturday, or Sunday :)
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granted but u go to work those days
i wish I had my on Hog
-
Granted but it's the animal and makes your life miserable.
I wish that people would desist from their futile attempts to defeat me in the Greatest Forum Game Ever........
-
Granted . You post in teh thread but, then someone else posts in it (like me) and the thread gets locked.
I wish for the best food in the world!
-
Granted but you can't have any.
I wish that there was a Fuzzy fan club.......
-
Granted but u fail and they start an angry mob!
i wish Reach was awesomer!
-
Granted but your Reach gets confiscated and you have to watch other people play it (i.e little brother/sister).
I wish I had more posts than Hydra.
-
granted but you get so many it resets!
I wish i knew how to dance d_b
-
Granted, but its the chicken dance :doh:
I wish that I had the ability to hypnotize my family...
-
Granted but they can hypnotise you back
i wish i could fall asleep and wake up on demand
-
Granted but you get brain freeze and later you stay asleep forever
I wish I wasn't at the beach right now
-
Granted, but you fall through the earth and somehow end up in Antartica with the penguins in the middle of a blizzard! :scrim:
I wish that stuff would load onto my computer faster
-
But it's so fast ur head explodes!
I wish I could play halo now
-
Granted, but you can only play the 1st level of the campaign.
I wish that I had a really big icecream bar to eat ;D
-
Granted but it melts
I wish I wasn't so tired
-
Granted but you them become hyperactive and run all the way to the moon and back and then you become tired.
I wish I could play reach (ok there is a Halo Reach and an Xbox 360 in my house as I type but the owner won't let me play it. Rage.).
-
Granted but you them become hyperactive and run all the way to the moon and back and then you become tired.
I wish I could play reach (ok there is a Halo Reach and an Xbox 360 in my house as I type but the owner won't let me play it. Rage.).
SAY WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?????????!!!!!!
Uh granted but......zakpak has a higher rank than you. Warrent officer grade 3!!!!!!
I WISH TANXS COULD PLAY DAT XBOX NAO
-
Granted but there isn't a TV attached to it.
I wish I had a Samurai sword.......
-
Granted but you go a little crazy with it and accidently cut your arm off
I wish I didnt have to go this weekend.
-
Go where?
-
Back to texas :clint:
-
granted, but then you have to go to a deserted island
i wish i could remember my dreams T_T
-
Granted but they are all nightmares
I wish my grandparents had xfire or Halo on this laptop >.<
-
granted, but it has parent's protection and you can't use it
i wish i had Matlab on this computer...
-
Granted but it uses up so much space that you can't play Halo and must stop your recruitment
I wish I had my very own smiley :)
-
Granted, but you don't like it
I wish world peace :P
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Granted but everyone gets bored
I wish i was a ninja
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granted but you dont have fast reflexes
i wish i was rich
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Granted but your stranded on an island without cell service to use your 500 dollar phone to call in your 5 million dollar helicopter! :P
I wish I was Chuck Norris.... :o (BEAT THAT!!! lol)
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granted but chuck norris is fictional so you are stuck in peoples minds
I want a Bugetti Veyron
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Granted but you cant pay the bill and the repo men come for it... :winkgrin:
I wish i had a bacon cheeseburger RIGHT NOW!!!! :'(
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You can have a tofu burger with turkey bacon
I wish i won this game and noone could corrupt this wish :muah:
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Granted but a new one is made
I wish I was i higher rank in Halo reach
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granted but your x box breaks and you cant get a new one
i wish that i could gun better
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Granted but YOUR computer breaks and you cant play anymore! SEE HOW IT FEELS! YOU BROKE ZAKPAKS DREAMS!!!! lol :P :siderofl:
I wish i could go on an Alaskan cruise again... :drool:
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granted but the boat sinks :P
i wish i could fly
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SEE HOW IT FEELS! YOU BROKE ZAKPAKS DREAMS!!!! lol :P :siderofl:
:LOL:
Granted but you fall asleep and fall to your death
I wishI could plssssssss have mufnman's muffins
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Granted but then i change my mind like always and say NO! ;D
I wish i had Victus's slayer skillz!!!!!! grrr...lol
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ok but his skills arent that good (srry mufinman)
I wish that i was a dragon and noone could corrupt this wish
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But DrgnRdr comes back and tames you! leaving you vulnerable to corruption
I wish this dog would stop shaking so much.....>.>
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Granted but it turns into a corn dog! =p
I wish i could go to the beach!
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granted but the beach has bad weather at the moment
I wish school would finish for the year already
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Granted but theres no summer vacation....
I wish i didnt have to go to bed right now!
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granted but you will never sleep again and will die of sleep loss
i wish i had fast internet
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granted but it becomes faster than the speedf light and ur head explodes.
i wish i wasnt on vacation at the moment.....
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granted not bieng on vacation is bad enough
i wish school would end
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Granted but your teachers come to your house and teach you 24/7
I wish for........a pony!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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granted... but it is only a toy pony
i wish i was playing a gig tomorrow night :)
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Granted but it rains and you have to leave
I wish my ipod would work so i could get on xfire.........
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granted but then xfire would interrupt your favorite songs
i wish this game would end :drool:
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granted but then someone else restarts it :winkgrin:
i wish i could never have to do home/school EVER AGAIN and still get good grades
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Granted but Arnold Swarchenegger gets mad your not coming to class and.....we all know what Arnie does when he's mad....
I wish more people played Alien VS Predator the game
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Denied. Halo Is better ;D
I wish I knew what I wanted for Christmas
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Granted but its a unicorn......
I wish i didnt feel tired
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granted but you still fall asleep :winkgrin:
I wish there weren't any commando knifer's on mw2
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Granted but they come to Halo and gather an army to come back to MW2 and take over. Cool Story, bro. :winkgrin:
I wish I wasnt ACTUALLY getting bored with Reach!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyones gonna think this is crazy considering i was like one of the biggest fanatics of Reach before it came out :P
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granted but then you realize you dont like it. lolz
I wish i was +2 years older
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Granted but you started at being 98.
I wish I was not banned from earing EXP in halo 3 for 2 weeks for full party boosting >.<
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granted but the reason is because xbox live decides to boot you off live via i.p. ban muahahahahaha
i wish i had a million dollars (thats original)
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Granted but it's juuuuust the right amount to pay of the bills ;D
I wish I wasn't bored
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granted but the reason is because yo have to do chores =P
I wish i cold use my brand new turtle beach head set
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granted but you break it in the process
I wish I didnt have to go back to school tuesday!
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granted but you have to go back monday :siderofl:
i wish someone else wold join this forum game besides me and zakpak
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Granted but its Tanxs (EWWWWWWWW) xD JK
I wish I hadnt stayed up all night last night :doh:
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granted but your' still super tired
i wish it could be one hour forward
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Granted but in an hour in the future you are being feasted on by a family of Grunts on Christmas Eve.
I wish school would just GO AWAY!
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Granted but in an hour in the future you are being feasted on by a family of Grunts on Christmas Eve.
I wish school would just GO AWAY!
granted but to keep your fun as low as possible you have a personal DI (drill instructor) and have to PT nonstop 5 days of the week.
i wish i didnt have a uniform inspection tomorrow
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granted but instead they make you do a 25-mile hump =D
i wish i could have a hamburger
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Granted but that meat is not beef......
I wish my brother wouldnt annoy me to play the wii with him all the time
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granted but he gets a ps3 and xbox 360 and a gamecube and nintendo 64 and sega genesis and a new computer and a game boy and a nintendo ds and a psp and a ps2 and a pong game and annoys you to play ALL of them ALL the time :o
I wish i could fly
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granted, but you are not allowed to walk or do any activity on the ground
i wish i didnt have homework
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hmm i would actually prefer that so my wish still stands
granted but instead to compensate by making you stay in school 9 hours a day
I wish i could see into the future
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Granted but you see something horrible....dotdotdot.....
I wish I wasnt such a noob at Black Ops
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granted but you still get killed a lot. :)
I wish there wasn't any lag in mw2
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Granted, but the graphics are so epic that your head explodes
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I wish hogs had rear view mirrors.
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Granted but you can't see in front of you.
I wish I knew why im only good at free for all in Black Ops and not Teams D:
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granted but then your bad at everything!!!
i wish i was better at FFA in mw2
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Granted but in-turn your terrible at Black ops
I wish my brother would not be such a show-off and a loud mouth -_-
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granted but then you turn into him :o
i wish i didnt have to take a math final :angry:
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granted but now all of your other finals are 6 times longer for the rest of your life
I wish html coding didn't take so long >:o
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granted
i wish i knew what that means?
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granted but you explode!
I wish Grunts didnt always end up killing me in some wierd way....
Lol tried posting like twice but you two posted before me and I had to edit my answer Ahhhhh!!!
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granted but they still kill you
i wish i was invincible
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granted but it means time freezes
I wish I had Chuck Norris's skills
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granted but then the real chuck norris gets angry and killz u
i wish i was taller
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Granted, but you'll have to shave every day and get job.
I wish I had a Warthog instead of a mini-van.
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granted but its broken down
i wish i could go to sleep
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Granted but you have a dream of me taking over all the spamming and your post count is reduced to 0. *Shutters*
I wish I wasn't so bored!
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granted but the reason why your not bored is because you have to work a lot
i wish i was super powerful!!
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Granted but you only have power over squirrels
I wish someone would show me the car fax.
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Granted, but it is in Chinese
I wish a wookie would use his fur to make me a warm coat.
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Granted, but it is in Chinese
I wish a wookie would use his fur to make me a warm coat.
Granted but it smells like the inside of a Taun-Taun
I wish for 2 wishes! :D
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Granted, but both of the wishes MUST help me out in some way and have NO backfires.
I wish for a wish that is uncorruptable.
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Granted but you smell :P
I wish for a bigger choice of smileys :yesyes:
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Granted! Alas, the smileyz take over the alphabet.
I wish I could play with Fender and Medic more often.
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Granted, but you play a game where YOU instantly spawn in water and drown all the time and they can do whatever they want.
I wish for immortality! :ninja:
Oh, and the next reply can't be "Granted, but you are forced to listen to Justin Bieber for eternity". Because that would be UNCOOL :mad:!
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Granted, but you are forced to listen to Justin Bieber for eternity". ^^!
i wish i knew a way to get a wish without any backfires
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Granted, but you only get one wish. So now you know "how to get a wish without any backfires", but you can't actually wish for it. And you can't tell others how to either. So hah.
I wish I wasn't immortal.
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Granted but you die immidialtly
i wish i knew everything in the world that ther is to know
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Granted but there are some things you would prefer not to know :P
I wish nobody posted after me, meaning that my wishes are uncorruptable.
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granted but they posted anyways
i wish i could be in a scrim
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Granted but you are the cheerleader.
I wish a Spartan could breakdance (seriously, they are trained to do all of that combat-stuff but they can't even breakdance? >_>).
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Granted but he kept breaking things
i wish someone else would say something in this thread :)
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Granted but that someone else is the other half of me. (Ik it doesn't make sense :P)
I wish the next person who responds to this thread is the King of Forum Games!
And btw, if you corrupt the above then you are admitting you are NOT the king of forum games, even though the king of forum games always sticks to the rules and MUST corrupt the above!
ARGH PARADOX!
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Granted but that mad me king of the forum game
i wish i know what aelse to wish for
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granted, but you just wasted a wish.
I wish for a box of uncorruptable cookies!
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granted but ther was onliy one in teh box
i wish i knew how to fly
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granted but ther was onliy one in teh box
EaglesFate has plates of cookies...
Granted but once you took off the ground, you could never stop flying. EVA!
I wish I had infinity wishes!
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granted but you coud only make one every month
i wish i could meet elvis on vent
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Granted but the first time you meet him is when he is telling you he saw you break a rule (like me :S)
I wish I could fly
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I wish I could fly
Me too!
I wish somebody would corrupt Bulk's sentence.
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Granted but I won't be the one to do it
I wish Exams were over
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granted but you had to wait another week i wish thew were over 2 bulk
i wish i knew how to control water o.o
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Granted, but u drowned in it :muah:
i wish i was the strongest man on the planet
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Granted, But The Planet Emploded
I Wish I didn't Have To Go To College And Still Get A 'A Level' Qualification
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Granted but it onlly allows you to open a barber shop
i wish i was indastructible
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Granted But You Die Of Old Age A Day Later
I Wish I Could Fly!
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granted but it takes 100 years to grow wings and on ur first day of flight u die
i wish i had alot of money withing the next 2 years
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granted, but they day you get it the world goes bankrupt and you loose everything
i wish my little finger was broken! :(
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Granted but it fell off
i wish i didnt have to go to school
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Granted but you are a garbage man for the rest of your life because of your lack of education
I wish I had a Djembe
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whats a djembe?
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whats a djembe?
An African drum
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I wish I had a Djembe
granted but you punch a hole through it
i wish for an incorruptible wish
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Granted! You're out of this game.
I wish 'Medic would play more Halo.
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Granted, but his internet suddenly shuts off and doesn't come back up for 2 1/2 months. I wish that I could teleport.
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Granted, but you'd never walk nor run again.
I wish I could fight like Master Chief in V3ngnce's avatar animation.
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granted but those few seconds of your life keep repeating forever...
I wish I was Thor!
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Granted, but the genie thought you had a lisp. Ooh, you're going to be thor for thumb time!
I wish that this were the last post in the thread.
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LOL!
Granted, but then i just posted
I wish tv was reality, and you could pick which show you lived in.
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Granted but the show you picked was cancelled a few seconds before it could become reality
I wish I was a rockstar :zoot:
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Ohh my days! this thread is still here! :P
BUMP!
Granted But You Get Boo'd Off Stage By Justin Beiber Fans hahahha
I Wish I Had The Brain To Fix any electronics
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Granted, but your life is miserable as everyone you know is lined up down the block with busted electronics in their arms as you toil away in a tiny room for eternity.
I wish I could get abs-of-steel from playing Halo and eating pizza.
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Granted, but as you build your abs you lose muscle in your thumbs. Eventually, you can't play halo or pick up pizza. Whilst your abs will fade with time, the muscles in your thumbs will never return.
I wish that this wish does not get granted.
:evil:
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wish Not Granted
I Wish that this game would eventually end :P
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I wish that this wish does not get granted.
wish Not Granted
But if you didn't grant it, then didn't you technically grant my wish?
:evil:
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i did because your wish was for a wish not to be granted.. so therefore i didnt grant you wish just as your wish stated :P
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Both wishes you two made have been denied by the wish fairy made of chocolate... I wish for an endless supply of titanium steel.
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Granted, but it is shipped in a container filled with hydrofluoric acid (http://www.azom.com/article.aspx?ArticleID=1240#_Hydrochloric_Acid).
I wish that I could read and remember a book simply by touching it.
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Wish Granted but you didnt specify the time you wanted it to be on saturday.. it ends in one minute...
i wish i was 16 again
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Granted but it's for 3 seconds and in that three seconds a train is coming towards you and turns into a unicorn before it actually can make contact.
I wish that I had my own unicorn.
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Granted but it's cancelled and ends up being Sesame Street the Movie.
I wish for and endless supply of corrupt wishes.
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Granted.. but it would be mouldy and cold by the time it got to you.
I Wish i got everything for free
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Your wish is granted, yet everything you get is made with cheep plastic and children's tears.
I wish that people would get on vent with me!
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Granted, but they can't talk!
I wish I knew what to write for a book.
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Granted but it never got sold.
I wish my sunburn would stop hurting
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Granted, but your skin might start peeling shortly...
I wish for a million dollars.
^^!
Like THAT'll ever happen...
- Lº§tMyMiNÐ
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Granted, but it's all taken by the government for taxes.
I wish... I had more time! Ha, I'd like to see you mess that one up. = )
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^^!
Granted, but stretching time inadvertently causes an unthinkable glitch, forcing you to live a bad day over and over again...
I wish for new furniture.
Well, I did it.
Lº§tMyMiNÐ
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Granted but its old and moldy. Only new to you.
I wish others would post here.
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Granted, but then you forget to post again and don't see the game still lives on!
I wish I could find a working version of Halo again.
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Granted but your computer(s) stops working.
I wish I paid off my car.
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Granted, but the engine just seized up.
I wish Yoda would get his engine fixed.
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Granted, but he forgets how to get back to the BFM forums.
I wish my roommate would stop getting drunk