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Title: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: BigmanJT on May 21, 2008, 02:51:04 PM: Someone starts with a weird question and the next poster answers with a weird answer and a new weird question!
Example:
Why is the sky is blue?

Because I told it to be
Why is pizza called pizza?

C : Cause nobody is calling it pancake
Why does we post here?

...and so on..

I'll start....

Why do I have to start first?
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Post by: Bowser on May 21, 2008, 02:53:47 PM: Because no one else would...

Why is :mad: angry?
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Post by: JôkÖr on May 21, 2008, 02:55:24 PM: some skinny person stepped on his toes.......

Why is a1 steak sauce the best sauce on earth?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: BigmanJT on May 21, 2008, 03:08:22 PM: it had the best advertisement in the world too.....

Where did this guy :dance: learn to dance?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Pynk Dude on May 21, 2008, 05:37:23 PM: He didn't, he's just imitating his driving technique :P

Why am I Pynk?
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Post by: Bowser on May 21, 2008, 05:57:10 PM: bcuz your not purple.

Why am I CRUD?
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Post by: Pynk Dude on May 21, 2008, 06:07:58 PM: Why not?

Why are there Misqietoes? (i don't know how to spell it, its the bug that sucks blood)
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Post by: Bowser on May 21, 2008, 06:10:52 PM: Cuz there aint wisqietoes!

Why is space black?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Stretch on May 21, 2008, 08:51:29 PM: Because the Sky is Blue...

Why would you be sad?
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Post by: BFM_saes on May 21, 2008, 09:13:24 PM: Because 3 + 9 isn't 24.

Why is Halo 1 better than Halo 2?
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Post by: BFM_Hydra on May 22, 2008, 04:59:47 AM: Because monorail cat decided not to participate in the making of Halo 2.

Why do the cinemas/theatres make money?
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Post by: Bowser on May 22, 2008, 05:04:54 AM: because they con us into thinking that we need to pay to see their cruddy movies :P

Why does :zoot: smoke?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: BigmanJT on May 23, 2008, 10:36:57 AM: Cuz this guy doesn't :bang:

Why do people eat food?
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Post by: Bowser on May 23, 2008, 11:25:24 AM: because they can't eat water. ::)

Why am I spamming in this pointless thread?
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Post by: BFM_Octane on May 23, 2008, 11:54:21 AM: ...b'coz the purple fluffy teapot was due for a checkup at the dentist.

~~If i ate pasta and then ate antipasta would i still be hungry?~~

Why do flies insist on landing on your face?
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Post by: iTaL¡C on May 23, 2008, 01:08:45 PM: Because they laugh when you swat yourself on the face, they land on your face. :cop: (Arg! You darn fly, get off!!)

Why do I love Coke?
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Post by: Bowser on May 23, 2008, 01:19:16 PM: Because you are a Coke Bloke

Why am I stupid?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: iTaL¡C on May 23, 2008, 01:38:39 PM: Ahh, Don't think like that! Instead, eat eggs!

Who is this guy »» :cop: «« hitting anyway?!

EDIT: It's the emote of the cop swinging the bat lol...odd why it didn't display..
EDIT2: Ok...Now I'm getting mad. I think it was supposed to put a space around him though...oh well works now. :D
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: snowkiller on May 23, 2008, 02:23:19 PM: noone since theres no pic of him.

why is this a thread???
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: BFM_DarkFyr on May 23, 2008, 02:47:06 PM: because the needle called in sick (that was brilliant)

Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Post by: Bowser on May 23, 2008, 02:56:06 PM: to become roadkill

Why am I eating this egg?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: BFM_DarkFyr on May 23, 2008, 03:06:55 PM: Because you ran out of tooth picks to eat.

Why is there a book in every 27th hand?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: iTaL¡C on May 23, 2008, 03:55:46 PM: Because it's an awesome game you play when you get bored, there's a book in every 27th hand.

Why are we talking randomly?
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Post by: BFM_DarkFyr on May 23, 2008, 05:26:42 PM: Because the road told us to

why do cats have 9 lives?
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Post by: carl on May 23, 2008, 05:45:31 PM: because people like my friend "accidentally" throws them up into a fan.

why do i always ended up getting naded to death at the beginning of infinity when there are PLENTY of hogs left over?
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Post by: Pynk Dude on May 23, 2008, 06:30:49 PM: Because deep down, we all just want to throw granades endlessly, It's just that a few of us can't retain that urge.

Why is :zoid: in the Emote section?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: iTaL¡C on May 23, 2008, 07:02:12 PM: Lol! I've wondered the same question (honestly). I don't think he had any...friends :ssh: We couldn't just leave him out there all alone, now why do you keep torturing me! Stop the madness! He's your family...he's Pynk for crying out loud! :'(

Why is this one of the funnest games? (Being serious here)
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: BigmanJT on May 23, 2008, 08:29:36 PM: Cuz I posted it :dance:

Why is :angel: so nice and :muah: so men?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: BFM_DarkFyr on May 23, 2008, 08:47:12 PM: Because yellow is nice and red is evil (colour)

Why is coca cola yum?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: iTaL¡C on May 23, 2008, 08:57:07 PM: Coca Cola is yum because I said so.

Why do I sit here for 5 min thinking of a question?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Pynk Dude on May 23, 2008, 09:59:38 PM: Because I am awsome (I don't get it either)

Why does iTaLiC think :zoid: is Pink? That is freaking red!!
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Bowser on May 24, 2008, 08:42:13 AM: Because it is blue.

Why are egg whites yellow?
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Post by: masterstars on June 05, 2008, 06:23:12 PM: because thay think to much

why is a computer called a PC
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Post by: HogZlla on June 06, 2008, 04:26:32 AM: Because PC rhymes with hehe

Why is my little finger called a pinkie?
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Post by: CptnPlanet on June 06, 2008, 07:07:21 PM: becuse its not the 11th toe

why cant i pronounce this usung the English Dictionary dsjfldskjfdsl;fsjdsjhjwelnolj?
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Post by: BigmanJT on June 08, 2008, 02:08:20 PM: because you burned your english dictionary at camp last year

How did I know CptnPlanet burned his English Dictionary at camp lats year?
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Post by: Ghostly Shotz on June 09, 2008, 09:49:08 AM: Your sykick

why did batman die?
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Post by: Bowser on June 09, 2008, 11:35:10 AM: cuz he didn't

Why am I failing my latin course?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: BFM_MiG on June 09, 2008, 11:42:29 AM: becauce latin is a dead language.

what did the first caveman think when he had to go to the bathroom for the first time?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Bowser on June 09, 2008, 11:43:40 AM: He had felt his bladder was about to go...

Why am I a spammer?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: BFM_MiG on June 09, 2008, 07:20:15 PM: bc he's the devil. :evil:

why does my dog eat his own poo?
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Post by: Ghostly Shotz on June 09, 2008, 07:21:22 PM: because its good

Why does the world spin?
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Post by: Danger on June 09, 2008, 07:57:39 PM: so we dont float away!

Why is BFM still BFM?
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Post by: Ghostly Shotz on June 09, 2008, 08:02:55 PM: Because it always was BFM

Why does this guy have an eyepatch? :pirate:
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: BFM_MiG on June 09, 2008, 08:51:35 PM: bc he's a pirate

why did u ask that question? (thats my question ;D)
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Ghostly Shotz on June 09, 2008, 08:58:51 PM: because i want to spam

Why is your name MigWeBro(I know why already but noone else knows :zoid:)
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: BFM_MiG on June 09, 2008, 09:05:52 PM: pm me to find out.....

why is zoidberg so kool? :zoid: :zoid: :zoid: :zoid: :zoid: :zoid: :zoid: :zoid:
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: backlash84 on June 10, 2008, 02:10:27 AM: Becuase the story writers needed to make people who fial at life feel better (not being mean...this is the real reason in a nut shell)

Why do i roleplay as a werewolf
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Bowser on June 10, 2008, 06:01:40 AM: cuz OWNSDPONWDPONWDONDW

Why am I so OWNSDPONWDPONWDONDW?

PS,... i know what his name means too!
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: CCBigBoy on June 10, 2008, 06:04:37 AM: Because you are a spammer ...

CC=BigBoy+-
:yesyes: d_b :yesyes:

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Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Ghostly Shotz on June 10, 2008, 09:34:32 AM: I dont know

Why is BFM so cool?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Bowser on June 13, 2008, 06:01:37 AM: bcuz i drool

why is :chief: not :zoid:?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: BFM_MiG on June 13, 2008, 07:18:34 AM: bc :chief: isn't an alien.

why cant i see UCANTSEEME?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Bowser on June 13, 2008, 08:15:08 AM: cuz 9=10, and UCANTSEEME+2=19998!

Why am I an android?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: ¥Mderms¥ on June 14, 2008, 10:23:45 AM: Because you are not a screwdriver.

Why?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Pynk Dude on June 14, 2008, 12:19:17 PM: Chickens

Why don't brown cows give chocolate milk?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Slow Bullet on June 14, 2008, 12:47:36 PM: because white cows dont.

why am i the best racer?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: BFM_MiG on June 14, 2008, 04:22:47 PM: bc u use a bot

why is halo so much better than its sequels?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Bowser on June 14, 2008, 04:57:19 PM: because the original wasn't doo-dooed on...

why is the red planet blue?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: BFM_MiG on June 14, 2008, 06:01:16 PM: bc it was never really the red planet

why is this guy drooling? :drool:
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Slow Bullet on June 14, 2008, 07:17:44 PM: Because he wants KFC chicken

Why cant i stop spaming. :diespam:
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: BFM_MiG on June 14, 2008, 07:40:20 PM: bc u never get off forums and race!!! jk :XD:

why is this guy blue? :Words:
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Bowser on June 15, 2008, 04:21:11 AM: Ireland... that guy is red.... geesh.... ::)

Why is 1+2=99?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: BFM_MiG on June 15, 2008, 07:31:21 AM: because u forgot to put x 3 after 1 + 2. DOH!

why is this guy doing this? :bang:
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: BFM_Hlao on June 15, 2008, 09:33:07 AM: Because he has a spider on his face that he can't get off.

Why d0 p30p13 t41k in 13375p34k?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Slow Bullet on June 15, 2008, 10:09:06 AM: Because people like me dont know wat there saying

Why do so many people post on this thread?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: BFM_MiG on June 15, 2008, 10:50:51 AM: bc it's fun

why does this guy have big teeth? :haw:
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Stretch on June 15, 2008, 12:18:32 PM: Because we are bored...lol

Why is this so fun to do?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Stretch on June 15, 2008, 12:19:40 PM: OOPS i meant to say he's brother is Timmy Turnner!
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: BigmanJT on June 16, 2008, 08:06:23 AM: becuase it isn't, you're just hypnotized into thinking it is.

What would you do if you encountered this guy :toughguy:
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: BFM_MiG on June 16, 2008, 09:23:42 AM: this :UFO:

who is this guy chasing after? :cop:
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Bowser on June 16, 2008, 09:26:05 AM: me, bc I stole his pants!

who is :angel:?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Slow Bullet on June 16, 2008, 10:17:50 AM: not me!

why cant this guy :Words: stop talking?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: BFM_MiG on June 16, 2008, 11:30:58 AM: bc he is a recording and is stuck on repeat.

Why is this guy dressed like this? :zoot:
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: BigmanJT on June 16, 2008, 01:46:54 PM: bc he is in a cool bar for coool ppl

Why does this guy :headbonk: abuse himself?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Pynk Dude on June 16, 2008, 02:40:45 PM: because he lives with me.

Where does this guy go? :aaaaa:
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: BFM_MiG on June 16, 2008, 05:57:55 PM: he's tired

why is this doing this? :dance:
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: CptnPlanet on June 16, 2008, 08:20:34 PM: becuse he had a date with your great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandmother who is now only dust in the earth with not even a coffin left

why is this spose to be mastercheif when he really looks like an alein ant eater thingy? :chief:
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Post by: Slow Bullet on June 17, 2008, 10:05:43 AM: because thats spartan 112's helmet!

why do i have the coolest name in halo?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: BFM_Hydra on June 17, 2008, 06:44:53 PM: Because, if you didn't, then there would be a world-wide cataclysmic explosion that would cause the entire world to both implode and explode at the same time. And then there would be no humans, and if there were no humans there would be no masterchiefs, and if there were no masterchiefs there would be no Halo :'(.

Why is it that humans have such a terrible case of affluenza?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: CptnPlanet on June 19, 2008, 09:42:50 AM: becuase that one pesident had polio

who was that president that had polio?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: CCBigBoy on June 19, 2008, 02:40:28 PM: Franklin Delano Roosevelt , the Terrible Czar :haw:

How IronMan does pee? :doh:

CC=BigBoy+-
d_b :yesyes: d_b
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: CptnPlanet on June 19, 2008, 02:51:20 PM: his suit can com off have you seen the movie? or read the comics for that matter?

well i gues i should ask a qestion now, but why do i have too?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Rypto on June 19, 2008, 02:53:45 PM: Cause you gotta save the world.

Why does Coke Zero taste exactly like Coke?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: carl on June 19, 2008, 05:33:19 PM: because less is more. (get it like coke normal is like coke 1 and coke 0 is like zero which is less than one and less is more)

why do i get so furiously mad sometimes at my computer
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Post by: BigmanJT on June 19, 2008, 06:33:39 PM: because ur computer get furiously mad at u

If coke is called Coca-Cola on the bottle,can w/e, why do we call it coke?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: CptnPlanet on June 20, 2008, 07:48:46 AM: because were americans and were lazy

why do people genalize Pepsi with Coca-cola?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: BFM_MiG on June 20, 2008, 11:24:52 AM: bc they both are cola's ... pepsi cola and coca-cola.

why are Americans lazy?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: carl on June 20, 2008, 11:41:00 AM: we are lazy because we are a super power and everybody bows down before us.

why does this guy :ssh: look like he is picking his noes.
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: CptnPlanet on June 20, 2008, 12:47:06 PM: why do you spell it noes not nose?

why cant maser chief do a barrel roll?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: ToMaHaWk on June 20, 2008, 11:43:25 PM: Because he has an odd-shaped head.

What would happen if you could fit a tennis ball on your head?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: BFM_MiG on June 21, 2008, 04:39:06 PM: well i wouldn't be suprised bc there is alot of space above my head to put a tennis ball ON.

why is this guy chasing u? :cop: :siren:
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: BigmanJT on June 21, 2008, 07:15:51 PM: if that guy was chasing me i'd introduce him to this guy :toughguy:

Why is this guy :supaburn: on fire?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: CptnPlanet on June 22, 2008, 11:20:58 AM: he's pyromaniac...

why isn't there a napoleon dynamite face?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: carl on June 22, 2008, 12:14:07 PM: there is see:
(http://i28.tinypic.com/1058s2g.jpg)

why why is cash just as good as money
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Haunted on June 23, 2008, 08:49:03 AM: because its the same thing?

why cant this guy >> :Words: << be quiet?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: carl on June 23, 2008, 09:30:53 AM: because he is one of the people that talk and not race

why do people make a game called light people on fire.
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: BFM_MiG on June 23, 2008, 11:54:58 AM: bc they're evil! :muah:

why is this person shushing me? :ssh:
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: carl on June 23, 2008, 11:56:58 AM: hes not he is picking his noes

:AOL: why
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Tigger on June 23, 2008, 12:01:03 PM: cause computer epic fails
why do i have tigger for a bfm name?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Bowser on June 23, 2008, 12:05:52 PM: cuz piglet and poo were already taken.

Why am I always like this? > :doh:
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Tigger on June 23, 2008, 12:10:05 PM: cause life is like a box of chocalets u never know what ur going to get
what is the koolest bfm name currently?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Haunted on June 23, 2008, 12:27:51 PM: bfm_icantshoot

why is this guy like this :toot:
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Tigger on June 23, 2008, 12:29:41 PM: master chief got angry n shoved it down his mouth
why is chuck noris so kool?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: carl on June 23, 2008, 12:34:35 PM: because the world revolves around him.

(this will be interesting) what kind of gun is this guy using :AOL:
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Bowser on June 23, 2008, 12:48:20 PM: hmm... I think it may be an old AK-47... or a newer M-16... not sure though. :winkgrin:

Who is :jester: ?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: carl on June 23, 2008, 02:05:00 PM: he is the joker

:Woop: what in the word
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Spidey on June 23, 2008, 03:31:56 PM: Absolutley!

what? when? where? why?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Bowser on June 23, 2008, 03:45:45 PM: you forgot Who!

when will infinity get to superinfinity?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: carl on June 23, 2008, 03:52:51 PM: when you fall through map you have offically reached super infinity.

:groupers: :groupers: :groupers: :groupers: :groupers: :groupers: why
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: BFM_Octane on June 23, 2008, 04:18:23 PM: Because...

So, why do they sterilize the lethal injection needle? (Ive been asking it for years so please, i could do with the education! ;D)
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Bowser on June 23, 2008, 04:27:43 PM: they do it to lessen the chance of dea--- waaaaaaaaait...............

Why did Bambi's mother have to die? :'(
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: carl on June 23, 2008, 04:52:03 PM: she ran into a slayer match with rockets

why do people make fake servers
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: CCBigBoy on June 23, 2008, 06:20:16 PM: Beacause they want to mess up everybody !!!

Is Godzilla most strong than King Kong?

CC=BigBoy+-
:yesyes: ^^! :yesyes:
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Haunted on June 24, 2008, 11:28:38 AM: no but this guy is ---> :zoid:

what did this guy >>> :eek: <<< just see?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: CptnPlanet on June 24, 2008, 02:04:15 PM: queen elizbeth in a bath towel

why did miley stewart degrade herself the way she did in her photshoot?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Tigger on June 24, 2008, 05:59:52 PM: cause chief wasn't thier to do it first

why do we do the happy dance in the gunner seat? d_b d_b d_b d_b d_b d_b d_b d_b d_b d_b d_b d_b d_b d_b
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: BigmanJT on June 24, 2008, 06:34:39 PM: cuz we have nothing else to do.......oh yeah.....we could maybe gun

does this guy :hobbyhorse: have permission from his mommy to use a sword?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: BFM_ImaybeU on June 24, 2008, 06:44:37 PM: Don't know - she said go ask Dad.

Why is there air?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: theshadowmoose on June 24, 2008, 09:18:28 PM: because if there wasn't, it would awefully hard to breath.

Why do I like moose so much?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Tigger on June 25, 2008, 10:44:05 AM: because u have a pet moose named shadow

what is the meaning of life
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: ¥Mderms¥ on June 25, 2008, 03:48:01 PM: 76

How?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Tigger on June 25, 2008, 06:38:39 PM: by eating roasted squirl

what goes best with squirl
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: BigmanJT on June 26, 2008, 09:23:03 AM: chipmunk!

How did summer get it's name?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Tigger on June 26, 2008, 12:02:04 PM: master chief

Where do u see ur self 8 years from now?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: AR~Hiro P on June 26, 2008, 01:19:45 PM: In the mirror...how else could I see myself??

If one train left San Francisco heading east at 68 miles an hour, and another train left Boston heading west and 52 miles an hour...and you were to walk west from the front of the eastbound train to the back...when would this question be answered?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: BigmanJT on June 26, 2008, 01:54:01 PM: uhhhhhhh....never bc I cant figure it out

What if the BFM clan is deleted from existence and u were the only one who remembered it?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: zetlandpeat / {HM}Zet on June 26, 2008, 03:44:17 PM: 42 is the answer to the meaning of life, y did kamikazi pilots wear helmets?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Sprite on June 26, 2008, 05:28:24 PM: Because they felt like it

Why do we need Oxygen to breath?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: BigmanJT on June 26, 2008, 06:19:27 PM: bc sprite is like 7-up

y do people exist?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: ¥Mderms¥ on June 26, 2008, 07:06:39 PM: Because Mountain Dew taste better.

EGGS?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: BigmanJT on June 27, 2008, 07:06:46 AM: BACON!!!

what if Master Chief was real?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: CCBigBoy on June 27, 2008, 07:35:19 AM: I would decorate him !!!

Why the dolphins are most smart than us?

CC=BigBoy+-
:clint: :zoot: :clint:
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: BFM_MiG on June 27, 2008, 07:50:05 AM: they aren't just smarter than you.

why as Jaws considered such a good movie? IT SUCKED!
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Haunted on June 27, 2008, 07:55:42 AM: because you weren't in it :XD:

:scrim: poke?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: BigmanJT on June 27, 2008, 08:43:33 AM: :headbonk:

Why does this guy :siderofl: turn so much?
Does he ever get dizzy?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: CptnPlanet on June 27, 2008, 09:06:00 PM: yes but not from the spinnign but from the blood rushing to his brain

:clint: doesn't ths guy care that his 2nd hand smoking is kiiling me?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Haunted on June 29, 2008, 03:59:13 AM: dont pick on him... this guys doing it too :zoot:

what happens when :evil: and :angel: meet?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: CCBigBoy on June 29, 2008, 04:52:07 AM: Love? :love: :love: :love:

Why do we have two ears and only one nose?

CC=BigBoy+-
d_b :yesyes: d_b :Hur Words:
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: HogZlla on June 29, 2008, 08:28:12 AM: You only have one nose?

What is the opposite of opposite?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Haunted on June 29, 2008, 08:59:36 AM: real stuff?

why do i have to make questions?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: theshadowmoose on July 01, 2008, 07:28:28 AM: So i can awnser them.

What is the secret to hapiness?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: BigmanJT on July 01, 2008, 02:37:08 PM: Halo

why wasnt I invited to this guys :toot: party?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: BFM_MiG on July 01, 2008, 09:13:48 PM: because you have bad body oder

why is this kid's teeth all the same size? i mean shouldn't his front ones be bigger?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: AR~Týþhooñ on July 03, 2008, 04:38:14 AM: Thats the way he was created.

Why do these words sound like this in our heads when we read them than something else?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Haunted on July 03, 2008, 08:02:18 AM: because you got confused and read something else

how did this guy die ---> :angel:
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: CptnPlanet on July 03, 2008, 09:16:13 AM: :toughguy: this guy went at him

:muah: how come this one is more scary than this one :evil: but the 2nd is called evil?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: AR~Týþhooñ on July 03, 2008, 11:25:23 AM: Because he was called evil while the other was a little devil

Why did no one answer my question?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Slow Bullet on July 04, 2008, 09:40:37 PM: Because we didnt want too.

Why are all these guys laufhing? :LOL: :siderofl: ^^!
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: AR~Týþhooñ on July 05, 2008, 02:44:50 AM: Because they saw to reply to my question

Whay do cows not drink milk?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: CCBigBoy on July 05, 2008, 04:59:22 AM: Cows's nestlings drink milk

:haw: <---- Why this guy don't go to the dentist?

CC=BigBoy+-
:yesyes: d_b :yesyes:
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Noodles on July 05, 2008, 08:20:55 AM: Because he Feels if he has one set of teeth he's ok.

Why does Jello Jiggle?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: BigmanJT on July 17, 2008, 01:17:08 PM: bc stuart brushes his teeth

y did ppl stop playing this game?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: AR~Týþhooñ on July 17, 2008, 02:32:47 PM: because they dont want to play

Why is hd not called better picture resolutions
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: ·WídgêT· on July 18, 2008, 08:25:12 AM: Because they needed to make sure people could understand it

Why am I short?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: BigmanJT on July 18, 2008, 12:12:16 PM: because im tall

who is this guy :ssh: shh ing?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: AR~Týþhooñ on July 18, 2008, 02:30:39 PM: He is shushing you because he does not like your voice lol

why is it that we have to grow older?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: ·WídgêT· on July 19, 2008, 06:22:20 PM: because God needs some before and after candidates

Why is this guy tooting ------> :toot:
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: CCBigBoy on July 23, 2008, 05:23:54 AM: He is tooting his own birthday, I guess !!! :neckbeard:

Why the sky and the sea are blue? :yesyes:
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: BigmanJT on July 23, 2008, 09:02:55 AM: the sky is blue? :siderofl: :P

why does this :chief: look more like samus tthan Master Chief?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: ·WídgêT· on July 23, 2008, 09:27:00 AM: They had a baby and he looks more like his mom

Why does my sister still play with dolls at 11?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: zetlandpeat / {HM}Zet on July 23, 2008, 09:33:52 AM: She may have a better imagination than yourself.

If the moon is made from cheddar cheese, is mars made from red leicester?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: CCBigBoy on July 23, 2008, 05:43:46 PM: I know Mars has ice and water. Well, I hope it has whisky too .... hehehe .... d_b :yesyes:

Why the majority of feet of the people are smelly? :doh:
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Tåndêm on July 23, 2008, 05:52:34 PM: Because they are made of Limburger.

Why is it that one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: zetlandpeat / {HM}Zet on July 23, 2008, 10:11:27 PM: If you want something to happen it dont, and when you dont it does, tis always raining wheni i go camping.

Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: ·WídgêT· on July 24, 2008, 11:21:49 AM: Because God needs some contradiction in us

Why doesn't Brett Favre just retire already?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Tåndêm on July 24, 2008, 12:44:02 PM: Retirement is BORING!

Why doesn't Halo have a voting system?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: CCBigBoy on July 27, 2008, 05:18:30 PM: Because Halo is republican not democratic ...... hehehehe ........ ;D

Why we put many names in various oceans when we have just one sea?
^^! :doh: d_b
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: BFM_MiG on July 27, 2008, 07:13:07 PM: because it would be too general
example:
hey wanna go to 'the' ocean?

they might end up in the Arctic! :XD:

how do you pronounce my name?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: AR~Týþhooñ on July 28, 2008, 03:39:08 AM: Like this pwned lol ^^! ^^!

Why is Harry Potter so captivating for adults as well as kids?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: CCBigBoy on July 29, 2008, 03:06:22 PM: Because HP is a teenager :toot:

Why raindrops keeping falling on your head don't hurt?
:dance: :yesyes: :dance:
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: ·WídgêT· on July 29, 2008, 05:41:40 PM: because water is a natural healer ::)

Why do people have to give weird answers?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: AR~Týþhooñ on July 30, 2008, 03:12:14 AM: Because it the only one you will understand

Why do people ask silly questions?

(see what I did there lol)
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: ·WídgêT· on July 30, 2008, 12:35:14 PM: Because they want to see who is stupid enough to answer them (see what i did there? :P)

Why do people roll on the floor while laughing?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: BigmanJT on July 31, 2008, 10:19:42 AM: They don't they just say rofl. Also most of the time ppl are not really laughing when they say lol.....true stuff here

Is this your dog? :Chaindog: I didn't c n e lost dog signs around sooo.....
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: CCBigBoy on July 31, 2008, 03:59:59 PM: No, because my dog isn't silly ........ hehehehe ......... ^^!

Why always when I leave from my house carry on an umbrella never raining? :doh: :bang: :doh: :siderofl:
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: ·WídgêT· on August 01, 2008, 12:21:54 PM: The clouds play tricks on you, they wait until you are completely unprepared to drench you :winkgrin:

Why do tons of people use the name Sarge?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: AR~Týþhooñ on August 01, 2008, 03:28:08 PM: because they cant spell any other rank.

Why is it people repeat them selfs when they know the person has heard them already?

Why is it people repeat them selfs when they know the person has heard them already?

Why is it people repeat them selfs when they know the person has heard them already?

lol
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Lucky on August 04, 2008, 05:17:27 AM: Because they don't like change.

How can a bucket be lucky?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Ghostly Shotz on August 04, 2008, 09:21:15 AM: Because its at the end of a rainbow

Why does everyone keep asking questions?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: CCBigBoy on August 04, 2008, 06:16:37 PM: Bacause they haven't nothing to do ....... hehehe ..........

Why Batman don't sleep upside down like the real bats?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Hr$heLt on August 04, 2008, 06:55:35 PM: cause the blood presure in batman's head will make him nuts !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! a mean with to many villans to fight with, a don't think he'd like that !!!!! hahaha :zoot:
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Lucky on August 04, 2008, 10:26:18 PM: ^ ^
^ No question ^
^ ^

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:drool: <------- why is this guy drooling?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: ·WídgêT· on August 05, 2008, 07:22:36 AM: He's hungry...duhh...

Why am I awesome at making paper airplanes?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: CCBigBoy on August 05, 2008, 05:38:39 PM: Because you always mess up the teachers during the classes !!!

Why we see the sea as blue but when we put some it into a glass the color looks like common water?
:siderofl: :Woop: :dance: :haw: :Words:
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Lucky on August 05, 2008, 08:21:25 PM: The glass you put it in 'deblueifys' it

d_b d_b
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: AR~Týþhooñ on August 06, 2008, 03:33:50 AM: Quote from: Luckybucket on August 04, 2008, 10:26:18 PM
^ ^
^ No question ^
^ ^

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Why is it that some of you guys dont put questions in after the answer
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: ·WídgêT· on August 06, 2008, 07:38:25 AM: They're trying to sabatoge us!!!

Why does my sister read through a book in a day?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: CCBigBoy on August 06, 2008, 07:49:11 AM: Because she is more smart than you. Therefore, you have only five neurons and all fight one with each other ........ hehehehe ...... :yesyes:

Why the gravity works in us If we aren't metallics?
:sigh: :zoid:
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: BigmanJT on August 07, 2008, 08:10:54 AM: uhhh bc wer the smartest race on Earth :woot: for humans!

Why arent these two :Hur Words: :Words: facing eachother?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: CCBigBoy on August 07, 2008, 10:52:58 AM: Because both pics are the same guy just someone changed the color ....

Why mike ----> :mike: looks like angry?
d_b :yesyes: :dance:
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Slow Bullet on August 07, 2008, 09:44:07 PM: becauase he is a happy emo kid!

Why havent they made halo 3 for windows xp yet or vista?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Ghostly Shotz on August 08, 2008, 07:41:16 PM: Because, they got to make Halo 3 custom editon

^^! ^^!

:muah: <------------- Why is he devilish looking and he spiting on people?-------------> :zoid:
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: ·WídgêT· on August 09, 2008, 05:21:50 PM: Because we need balance in the world

Why can't I run 75 mph?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Tåndêm on August 09, 2008, 08:50:02 PM: Just Google it.

Why did I just say "Just Google it"?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Toe Tag on August 10, 2008, 09:18:43 PM: Because you're up too late.

In what country was the late Isaac Hayes crowned king?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: ·WídgêT· on August 11, 2008, 02:22:29 PM: The country of South Park

What color does a smurf turn when you choke it?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Toe Tag on August 11, 2008, 08:46:43 PM: A slightly grayish shade of blue.

Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Lucky on August 11, 2008, 11:53:38 PM: Because it's the "thing" now.

Why don't I have anything to ask?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Slow Bullet on August 12, 2008, 08:12:59 PM: because you just weren't lucky.

why do i use so many puns?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Lucky on August 13, 2008, 05:45:17 AM: because you think your "punny"

(OH NO ITS CONTAGIOUS :O)

Why did the chicken cross the road?!?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: BigmanJT on August 13, 2008, 08:10:21 AM: bc there was a mcdonalds on the other side

whos heart is this :love: ?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: AR~Týþhooñ on August 13, 2008, 02:30:51 PM: It yours after being killed in a race lol

Why is customer service over the phone so bad?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: BFM_MiG on August 17, 2008, 09:00:33 AM: bc it should be over the Internets!!!

what do Germans call German Shepards?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: BigmanJT on August 17, 2008, 01:26:34 PM: They take out the German they just call em shepards

y is world of warcraft so popular?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Tåndêm on August 19, 2008, 04:21:47 PM: Because when people play it, they say "WoW!".

Why not?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: CCBigBoy on August 20, 2008, 06:06:25 AM: Because, in that case, is "not" instead "no" !!!

Why the bees making free honey for us?
^^! :yesyes: ^^!
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: BFM_SüprM@ñ on August 20, 2008, 06:32:45 AM: Because if they don't, then the bears beat them.

What are pepsi products better than coke products?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: InhaledScarr on August 20, 2008, 07:44:56 AM: because tv is cool

what are the names of the Jonas Brothers?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: BigmanJT on August 20, 2008, 07:50:26 AM: Miley Cyrus....oh....wait

how much replys will this thread get in total?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Tåndêm on August 20, 2008, 06:17:42 PM: 8,675,309

Who here gets that joke?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Slow Bullet on August 22, 2008, 06:31:21 PM: You.

Why havent they made the halo movie yet
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Ledgo on August 22, 2008, 09:58:03 PM: Chuck Norris refused to play Master Chief.

How I mine fish?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Tåndêm on August 22, 2008, 10:48:33 PM: Dunno. How you mine fish?

Must I come up with an answer to that question?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: CCBigBoy on August 23, 2008, 04:22:13 AM: The whales aren't fishes ....... hehehehe ......

Why the whales aren't fishes?
^^! :yesyes: ^^!
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Tåndêm on August 23, 2008, 04:25:04 PM: Because they are mammals.

Why were graphical smileys created?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: BFM_MiG on August 23, 2008, 10:31:40 PM: bc some one new might this =P is "equals P"

whatchu talkin' abow?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Tåndêm on August 24, 2008, 03:28:22 PM: Shouldn't you be asking Willis that?

Why is MiG's Kool-Aid color purple?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: BFM_MiG on August 25, 2008, 10:44:42 AM: why not prpl?

what is this guy drooling about? :drool:
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: ·WídgêT· on August 25, 2008, 12:04:39 PM: ...no comment... :winkgrin:

Why have I not spammed on these boards in a while?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Tåndêm on August 26, 2008, 12:17:58 PM: The forums had spamfilters for a while.

Whatchoo' talkin' 'bout Willis?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: BigmanJT on August 27, 2008, 06:39:34 PM: stuff

Who's willis?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: CCBigBoy on August 28, 2008, 07:16:58 AM: Maybe Bruce Willis , the actor

What the taste of a Coffee without caffeine If the caffeine is the best of the Coffee?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Tåndêm on August 30, 2008, 11:04:26 AM: Beans.

Specifically, how many beans?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: InhaledScarr on August 30, 2008, 04:22:48 PM: eleventy-nine

How Many chuck norrisses does it take to pwn a Grunt??
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Tåndêm on August 31, 2008, 11:57:59 AM: 1/5 of Norris.

What does the rest do in the meantime?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: CCBigBoy on September 01, 2008, 03:18:31 PM: 4/5 of Norris is laughing in the meantime

Who said " Never say Never " for the first time?
^^! d_b ^^!
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Tåndêm on September 01, 2008, 05:25:20 PM: Someone in Neverland.

What's 55 divided by 0?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: BigmanJT on September 01, 2008, 05:30:33 PM: 55! oh wait :interesting:

are humans dogs?

btw lavacano that my spysweeper didnt like ur dragon egg thing when i clicked it
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Tåndêm on September 01, 2008, 05:49:10 PM: Some humans act like dogs.

Quote from: BigmanJT on September 01, 2008, 05:30:33 PM
btw lavacano that my spysweeper didnt like ur dragon egg thing when i clicked it

Possibly it's because the site checks to make sure you aren't using proxies, etc, to cheat and quickly hatch my egg or something, and SpySweeper doesn't like that sort of thing.

Can you use a baseball bat as a cricket bat?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: CCBigBoy on September 03, 2008, 05:27:59 PM: Yes, you can but is very weirdo !!!

Why the Moon has a dark side and the Earth hasn't it?
:sigh: :zoid:
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: zetlandpeat / {HM}Zet on September 04, 2008, 08:50:27 AM: How do you know that for sure, tis just a con trick fom electricity companies.

Why do flies hum??

(set up?)
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Tåndêm on September 04, 2008, 05:03:51 PM: Because flies can't whistle.

Should I teach a fly to whistle?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: zetlandpeat / {HM}Zet on September 04, 2008, 10:09:50 PM: only if the fly owns a pea

Can flies own peas?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: CCBigBoy on September 06, 2008, 05:04:32 AM: Yes, he cans, I guess ....... wait ...... What do you talking about?

Why I'm not masochist?
:yesyes: d_b :yesyes:
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: zetlandpeat / {HM}Zet on September 06, 2008, 05:41:33 AM: Explanation,,,,,,,,

You know the whistle the ref at football matches uses, it has a small ball in it, it is called a pea.

Hope that helps lol

Cos it is too painful.....and your not a woman, they can take pain better than men

Why when you get an injection do they tell you it's a scratch?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: AR~Týþhooñ on September 07, 2008, 11:33:49 AM: Because that is what it is

Why is it that you can never breathe through your nose when awake but can when asleep?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Tåndêm on September 13, 2008, 10:57:03 AM: You have a weird respiratory system?

Why does Typhoon have a weird respiratory system?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: BigmanJT on September 14, 2008, 10:17:37 AM: maybe typhoons been playing wiht those typhoons to much.

is spamming fun?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Sprite on September 14, 2008, 11:12:37 AM: YES spamming does mean fun......not for everyone though and i cant find out why...........SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM

Why did i just spam?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Tåndêm on September 14, 2008, 11:32:16 AM: To prove a point.

What inspired "Bill" out of "William"?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: BigmanJT on September 14, 2008, 12:40:55 PM: William - iam = will - w = ill + b = bill

what does this :hurr: mean?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: BFM_MiG on October 17, 2008, 06:45:14 PM: i could tell you but then i would have to hit you on your head with a pterodactyl bone.

do you believe in magic?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: CCBigBoy on October 18, 2008, 05:03:49 AM: I believe in magic - Holdini, for example - but don't believe in magic spell as Harry Pother does it.

Why Master Chief jumps as a moose?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Bowser on October 18, 2008, 04:02:28 PM: because a moosy goose got loose.

Why am I a tad green, a bit blue, and a smattering of purple?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: BigmanJT on October 22, 2008, 06:17:06 PM: Bcuz you are....... uhhhh gimme a second.. green+blue+purple=.....?
......Your colorful!!!

Why is it that foods that taste bad are good for you and foods that taste good are bad for you?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Tåndêm on October 25, 2008, 04:18:21 PM: Food Reversi.

Did the people who made Reversi wear their shoes backwards?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: xsix on October 27, 2008, 03:12:34 AM: no but they felt it necessary to wear their hats backwards

who made reversi?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Toe Tag on November 08, 2008, 07:35:41 PM: J. Pressman & Company made Reversi.

Why are combat utility uniforms called "fatigues"?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: xsix on November 14, 2008, 04:44:48 PM: Because after a while you get fatigue from wearing them

Why are there so little words that start with X, but when they do it's like a Z sound?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Sprite on November 17, 2008, 01:08:19 PM: Because they think its fun to make you ask questions about it.

Why is the sky blue and the grass green?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Fraggle on November 18, 2008, 11:54:52 AM: Corporate design! coca cola Ltd needed them to be that colour for their logos and marketing campaign and so, they sent 2 scientists back in time to have a word with the ultimate creator. A small percentage of revenue ensured that those colours were chosen.

Why do things that do you good taste sooooo bad?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: BigmanJT on November 26, 2008, 03:45:23 PM: Because, :Chaindog: Oh look a puppy!

Why is chocolate so awesome?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Lord Kira on December 02, 2008, 02:18:07 AM: Because I took it from :sad:

Why does Zoidberg do this :zoid:
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Pynk Dude on December 02, 2008, 01:21:49 PM: He's really part of the Covenant and is shotting ink blobs at :chief:

Why does :pirate: keep losing his Patch?
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Post by: Miser on January 11, 2009, 06:17:12 PM: He ate too much over the holidays and the strap keeps breaking.

How many peanuts does it take to make olive oil?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: HitShot on February 14, 2009, 09:56:35 PM: Goobers

How Many icons does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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Post by: Racr on February 14, 2009, 10:05:02 PM: More than 3 and less than 2.

Why does :chief: that picture remind me of a mosquito?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: jim360 on February 15, 2009, 10:50:52 AM: The mosquito wear a helmet to protect it from low-flying planes.

What links :zoid:, :zoid:, :zoid:, :zoid:, :zoid:, :zoid:, :zoid:, :zoid:, :zoid:, :zoid:, :zoid:, :zoid:, and :zoid:?
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Post by: BFM_MiG on February 17, 2009, 03:57:59 PM: constant hunger to eat garbage

_when_{was t}he^{last time you} _{got to wal}^{k on the} moon?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Miser on February 17, 2009, 08:52:56 PM: never, my latest test flight proved that a cardboard shuttle cant take the heat upon re-entering the atmosphere.

how many buckets of fish oil does it take to build a house?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: jim360 on February 18, 2009, 07:01:29 AM: twice as many as it would take to build a house one-fifth of the size...

Is miserabilis an anagram of "I killed jim360"?
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Post by: Miser on February 20, 2009, 05:45:36 PM: nope, im serial sib

where sib is short for sibling and serial means serious.

how many pounds are there in the metric system?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: BFM_MiG on February 21, 2009, 12:17:41 PM: 33.2333 repeating

what do chicken fingers taste like if they are made from ham?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Miser on February 21, 2009, 02:21:37 PM: beef

how many baseball bats does a 10 faced man need to get to the store?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Firêfôx° on February 21, 2009, 07:07:05 PM: none cause he has no hands

why is this guy :bang: always angry?!?!?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Arya on February 22, 2009, 02:28:13 PM: because he can't smash through the wall.

why do spiders have multiple eyes, but humans only have 2??
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: zetlandpeat / {HM}Zet on February 22, 2009, 03:11:44 PM: Cos they are eyer up the evolutionary chain.

y cant you hit a barn door with an elephant?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: carl on February 23, 2009, 07:20:52 PM: an elephant is too small.

who is the main character in the halo series?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Miser on February 23, 2009, 07:34:59 PM: jim360

where are my cookies?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: JM on February 23, 2009, 07:56:12 PM: In my stomach..

What is :zoid: for?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: BFM_Speedy on February 25, 2009, 01:43:41 AM: its for the next person to solve! d_b

Why is speedy not speedy
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: fLipSIDe on February 25, 2009, 07:43:24 PM: The Accelerator is broken.

Does :muah: scare you ?
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Post by: MrMxyzptlk on April 01, 2009, 12:16:27 PM: No, but this :bravo: does! :o

What's the difference between a duck?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Fraggle on April 15, 2009, 04:21:47 PM: in mah belly!

why's my chocolate melting?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: AJ/[ZÅ]HatofLove on May 30, 2009, 05:12:58 AM: It doesn't like you... :'(

What is your favourite colour?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: BFM_JANE on May 30, 2009, 05:22:37 AM: Hammer time!

Why am I never happy with my hair?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Sprite on June 04, 2009, 02:12:02 PM: Because your hair is never happy with you.. DUH (lol)

Why is my friend looking at me like i am crazy? :evil: :evil: :evil:
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Post by: UCANTSEEME on June 04, 2009, 02:17:04 PM: Psss... Sprite.... This is your brain talking... and she is looking at you like that because YOU ARE! :P

Why do fish swim?
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Post by: BFM_SüprM@ñ on June 09, 2009, 09:22:52 AM: Because they're afraid of the lions.

Why does it hurt to look at the sun?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Gun Haver on June 11, 2009, 02:03:34 PM: cuss its ugly

why do dogs bark
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Kane on June 11, 2009, 05:13:06 PM: because they are bored

Am i pretty?
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Post by: Fréèza on September 12, 2009, 01:48:19 AM: no, because...........your just not?

Why does Kane have a random question?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: BFM_Terra on September 12, 2009, 01:53:55 AM: beacuse he is random,

why is blue blue?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: BFM_Fénix on September 12, 2009, 07:48:28 AM: because it can't be green

why do cats are so funny?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: StarZ on September 12, 2009, 02:41:04 PM: because my fish is purple :neckbeard:

why are cookies so nummy? :D
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: BFM_Fénix on September 12, 2009, 04:20:53 PM: because dogs say so

why does halo pwn?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: »Rüßík'§« ® on September 14, 2009, 08:41:05 PM: Cause Masterchief killed the other games :chief:

Why is the 4x4 Rubik's Cube my favorite cube to solve?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Nateo on September 17, 2009, 11:59:43 AM: Because it's the only one that u can solve!
(Sorry rubik's!)

Why do squirrels bury their nuts when they're never able to find them all again?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: »Rüßík'§« ® on September 19, 2009, 09:31:52 AM: Cause if they cant have em' no one can ;D

Y did nateo insult me saying that the 4x4 rubiks cube is the only one i can solve :XD: :winkgrin:
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Nateo on September 19, 2009, 02:54:36 PM: 'Cause i'm me!
(plus, i said sorry after it!)

Why is it hard to understand what rappers are saying when they're rapping?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: -db-Twig on September 20, 2009, 10:15:36 AM: Because secretly they don't wanna put a message in their lyrics, so they have to be hard to follow :P

Why are elephants elephants and not donkeys? ::)
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: ·WídgêT· on September 21, 2009, 08:19:16 AM: Because they couldn't be monkeys, everyone wants to be an awesome monkey :P

Speaking of monkeys, what would happen if you put a monkey in a banana boat?
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Post by: Tåndêm on September 22, 2009, 08:39:43 PM: Depends on your definition of "banana boat". If you mean a boat made of bananas, it'd probably figure out how to push it to shore, then eat the boat. It's set for a long time, no matter WHERE it is.

Got milk?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Miser on September 23, 2009, 06:46:08 PM: No, but I got a cow.

You don't have to feed a cow everyday, right?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Nateo on September 27, 2009, 02:52:01 PM: I don't know....

What do you have to do to get a high post count in a day?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Fréèza on October 05, 2009, 03:40:51 AM: eat pizza and drink redbull.

Why am I cute?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Jmaster on October 05, 2009, 05:53:35 AM: bec u dont know how bad u really look
( :LOL: sorry)

y is there always something goin on at homecoming's?
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Post by: Marine» on October 05, 2009, 04:14:08 PM: Because women ned to dress pretty (:LOL: sry if i insulted any of u girls or cowgirls:))
y is it when i kikll someone the leave?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Fréèza on October 18, 2009, 02:53:25 AM: soz, I dont get it it =(

Why do I poo?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Nateo on October 23, 2009, 04:24:20 PM: The reason for that lies with ur parents..... (<--- That's my answer)

How safe is it to ride alone at night on your bike in a foggy area with some rain and wind?
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Post by: Marine» on October 24, 2009, 02:42:22 PM: way to crepy

y is it i can't get xbox live

(im about to get it tho lol)
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Nateo on October 24, 2009, 08:34:40 PM: Because it's a warning that something terrible will happen soon.

Is it possible to have super healing powers?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: AKsmiley on October 25, 2009, 05:27:41 PM: only if your dead

how much could a wood chuck chuck wood if it could chuck wood?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: FÁTÈ on October 25, 2009, 08:25:32 PM: As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Why do birds fly?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Jmaster on October 25, 2009, 08:42:38 PM: Bec we cant

Whats so awsome about halo?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: AKsmiley on October 25, 2009, 10:02:27 PM: cause angels were halos

why is ketchup red?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Nateo on October 26, 2009, 08:08:36 PM: Because its the blood of tomatoes!

What makes a soul a soul, and a sole a sole?
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Post by: Êmü on October 26, 2009, 10:33:15 PM: Life is a sole and rubber is a soul

Why is there always that weird teacher that no one likes.
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: conrad96 on October 30, 2009, 05:37:56 PM: because it wouldnt be school without one

why does this guy have tentacles? :zoid:
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: BFM_Terra on November 09, 2009, 03:48:57 AM: Beacuse he's ZOOIIDDBEERRG!! Woop Woop Woop Woop Woop!! :zoid:

Why is there a..:?: and no Mario or Luigi?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: AKsmiley on November 09, 2009, 06:13:18 PM: cause they died of questioning

where does snow come from?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: FÁTÈ on November 09, 2009, 06:16:35 PM: From the sky.

What's the definition of Webster?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Soul on November 09, 2009, 06:47:53 PM: Soul's Awesome.

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Moosh on November 11, 2009, 02:29:05 AM: Negative, it would be a horse of course!

Why is earth called earth?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Miser on November 11, 2009, 06:32:54 PM: Cause the name "Rhode Island" was taken.

Why does my nose itch?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: conrad96 on November 25, 2009, 02:48:14 PM: because you think it itches

when noah built the ark why did he let mosquitoes on?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: anokkona on December 03, 2009, 02:14:36 AM: because he was a moquito

why is BFM BFM?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: BFM_saes on December 04, 2009, 05:25:01 AM: Because the product of Halo(Racing) was BFM.

When was the QQ key invented?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: BFM_JANE on December 04, 2009, 05:45:23 AM: Because the PP key had no function without it.

How long does it take for eyeballs to dry out?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: anokkona on December 05, 2009, 01:16:15 AM: as long as it does

why do people eat bugs
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: ¿Nobody¿ on December 05, 2009, 06:28:34 AM: because they want to.
Why do I wanna say Why?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: fLipSIDe on December 05, 2009, 07:42:29 AM: Because your brain doesn't understand specific things.

How thick is our Ozone Layer ?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: anokkona on December 07, 2009, 12:02:07 PM: very thin

why did i name my dog leo
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Eragon on April 05, 2010, 09:05:38 AM: because he can't fly

why do I have to go work the neighbor today?
-=Eragon=-
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Trael on April 05, 2010, 07:46:24 PM: cuz ur neighbor is lazy
why do i play theHunter?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: BFM_SWiFT on April 05, 2010, 07:57:37 PM: Because you'd rather not be theHunted.

Why can I not swim in Jelly (Jello)?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: »Rüßík'§« ® on April 07, 2010, 11:39:11 PM: Cuz it doesnt want people swimming in it ::)

Why do i have a sudden urge for pie? ;D
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Duck on April 08, 2010, 03:45:49 AM: Because pie wants you to eat it.

Why can't I get out of bed?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: V3ngnce on April 13, 2010, 06:29:52 PM: Because the sandman says its not time to get out of bed.

Why do I shock people so much? (static electricity)
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Benjy on April 20, 2010, 01:10:28 PM: Because you think its fun watching poor, iniconet people get zapped :XD:

Why does BFM_Elvis like my gun in COD4?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: RadZakpak on September 12, 2010, 05:31:43 PM: Cause he's elvis.

why do grenades blow up?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Awesome on September 13, 2010, 05:09:42 PM: because my gun isnt going to blow you up

why doesnt my gun blow you up?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: RadZakpak on September 13, 2010, 05:37:51 PM: cause the cheif already did. :chief:

why do legos always fall apart?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Awesome on September 13, 2010, 05:41:33 PM: i got mad and kicked them

why was i mad again?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: RadZakpak on September 13, 2010, 05:42:29 PM: because u turned into spiderman

why are you spiderman?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Awesome on September 13, 2010, 05:51:37 PM: bit by a spider

what kinda spider?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: RadZakpak on September 14, 2010, 04:55:42 AM: banana spider

Why are bananas yellow
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Awesome on September 14, 2010, 07:57:56 AM: the orange said so

why am i so awesome?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: RadZakpak on September 15, 2010, 08:10:35 PM: Cause call of duty couldn't be

Why is halo better than CoD?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Awesome on September 15, 2010, 08:23:58 PM: thats a tough one.. i dont think it is

why cant pigs fly
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: RadZakpak on September 15, 2010, 08:54:25 PM: Quote from: Justin on September 15, 2010, 08:23:58 PM
thats a tough one.. i dont think it is

no,u fail.halo win

because birds took the wings

why are the birds mean?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Awesome on September 15, 2010, 09:58:07 PM: true i did fail alot in school..
any way birds are mean cause they poop on ppl

what time is it if your watch is broken?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: BFM_Fuzzy on September 17, 2010, 03:49:19 PM: it's snack time.

Why is Zakpak cool?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Awesome on September 17, 2010, 04:23:47 PM: because its almost winter

what does dlkfajkfjaew mean?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: BFM_Fuzzy on September 17, 2010, 06:25:55 PM: good question.

Why does Justin ask strange questions? :eyebrow:
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: gamepanther on September 17, 2010, 06:27:51 PM: Because i told him to.

Why are shell bread rolls so tasty?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: BFM_Fuzzy on September 17, 2010, 06:29:07 PM: cause they are scary. :o :o

Why are grilled cheese sandwiches so good?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: RadZakpak on September 17, 2010, 08:19:05 PM: because pickles are yellow

why are pickles yellow?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Awesome on September 18, 2010, 11:13:07 AM: because it got scared

why do i blink?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Victus on September 18, 2010, 02:06:35 PM: because you have to

why is water blue
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Awesome on September 18, 2010, 03:57:01 PM: because it cant breath!!

whats the best way to win a race?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: RadZakpak on September 18, 2010, 08:01:00 PM: buy a car

why do cars have wheels
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Awesome on September 18, 2010, 11:50:57 PM: how else would it get Around! get it A round like a wheel XD

am i lame?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: RadZakpak on September 19, 2010, 07:19:45 AM: when aliens eat their own brains.

why do aliens eat their own brains?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: -Ajax- on September 19, 2010, 09:49:47 AM: because they lack other nutrition in their diets...

what is the way of the Hashashin?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: RadZakpak on September 19, 2010, 02:41:54 PM: nihsahsah......thats what

why are there so few sci fi films in recent times......
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: OBOLeader on September 19, 2010, 06:05:50 PM: Because i told them to do something else

Why is halo just so awesome?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Awesome on September 19, 2010, 06:29:21 PM: because it just is

why does a headache hurt?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: RadZakpak on September 19, 2010, 06:53:57 PM: cause its not a headbetter.

why is butter fattening?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Awesome on September 19, 2010, 07:59:19 PM: it has a big ol Butt in it

why is this Thread so interesting
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Victus on September 19, 2010, 08:02:59 PM: because wierd questions are interesting

why is halo called halo
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: RadZakpak on September 19, 2010, 08:56:09 PM: call of duty was taken.

why cant there be 4 player split sceen co op in halo 3 and reach?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Awesome on September 19, 2010, 10:39:42 PM: SCREEN CHEATERS!!!!

why do clocks make an annoying tik tok?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: RadZakpak on September 20, 2010, 04:01:01 AM: cause they like that song.

why dont i have xbox LIVE yet?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Awesome on September 20, 2010, 09:52:06 AM: because its not healthy for you

why cant Pluto be a planet?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: BFM_Fuzzy on September 20, 2010, 04:48:42 PM: because the sun isn't.

Why do tacos taste good?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Victus on September 20, 2010, 06:30:56 PM: because hot sauce makes everything taste good :drool:

why are the twilight series so sucessful
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: BFM_Crimson on September 20, 2010, 07:11:01 PM: its one of life's great mysteries...

why is bfm called bfm?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Awesome on September 20, 2010, 09:19:42 PM: thats something you should ask Elvis

why cant kids drive?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Victus on September 21, 2010, 03:53:52 AM: why cant adult drives...

why do you go to college
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: RadZakpak on September 25, 2010, 06:38:59 AM: to avoid school

why is school so boring?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Awesome on September 25, 2010, 11:16:33 AM: its in school hand book that it has to be

when will the wild win the Stanley cup
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: RadZakpak on September 26, 2010, 08:58:30 AM: when the Haws :haw: go sour :muah:

when will Bungie release their next game?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Awesome on September 26, 2010, 03:26:56 PM: June 2011

when will they make a actual Hog as a production car?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: RadZakpak on September 26, 2010, 10:58:37 PM: When they create ghosts

when will it get dark?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Awesome on September 29, 2010, 08:26:08 PM: when the sun blows up.

dude wheres my car?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Victus on October 01, 2010, 07:09:18 AM: where you left it

:bang: wouldnt this hurt after a while
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Awesome on October 01, 2010, 03:21:08 PM: naww the wall breaks some time i have been watching it has to break soon :bang:

whens the next Haileys comet?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: RadZakpak on October 02, 2010, 11:45:37 AM: After jimmy's comet lol

Why is there so many smilies?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Awesome on October 03, 2010, 09:22:37 AM: because theres never enough.

:clint: does this guy have a hat on?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: -Ajax- on October 03, 2010, 01:20:49 PM: Most definately :)

Why do we continue with this thread???
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Awesome on October 04, 2010, 01:12:32 PM: its kinda funny

what did spam do to you? :diespam:
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Bulk on October 04, 2010, 02:53:27 PM: nothing, but the stupid tin it was in cut me!

why did the lollipop lady quit her job?

(this thread was all about stupid questions, i dont make the rules here)
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: BFM_Fuzzy on October 04, 2010, 04:48:07 PM: because she works for the phone company.

Why is ice cream cold?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Awesome on October 04, 2010, 07:31:04 PM: because its ice hence the name ice cream

what makes a hot tamale so hot?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Victus on October 05, 2010, 02:07:11 PM: because its hot hence the name hot tamale ^^!

where do babies come from
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Awesome on October 05, 2010, 06:39:53 PM: those birds call storks

why did i get dumped?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: RadZakpak on October 05, 2010, 06:54:25 PM: cause the dumpsters were not full

why am i bad at halo?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Victus on October 05, 2010, 08:25:17 PM: no your not bad its just everybody is too good at halo

why do all axe sprays smell almost the same
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Post by: Surfsup913 on October 05, 2010, 09:59:19 PM: They don't your nose is broken :haw:

why did they decide to make smurfs blue?
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Post by: Awesome on October 05, 2010, 10:24:17 PM: some one spilled blue paint on them.

what if this :love: had a heart attack?
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Post by: BFM_Xtr3me on October 06, 2010, 12:37:26 AM: then the owner of that heart (a zombie) would get mad

why have i spammed smileys?
:neckbeard: :dance: :siderofl: :LOL: :o :P :yesyes: :angel: ^^! :clint: d_b :hug: :interesting: :Words: :Hur Words:
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Post by: Awesome on October 06, 2010, 01:53:54 AM: because your emo smiley

whats the cure?
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Post by: BFM_Xtr3me on October 06, 2010, 03:37:37 AM: chuck norris's tears

what was the original bandwagon?
:bandwagon:
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Post by: TUR80 on October 06, 2010, 04:28:28 PM: THE FORD MUSTANG

why do pigs fly
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Awesome on October 06, 2010, 04:41:03 PM: cops cant

why doesnt the US have a autobon?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: RadZakpak on October 09, 2010, 01:34:04 PM: cause grunts drink milk on the moon

what bit spiderman
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Post by: BFM_Fuzzy on October 09, 2010, 01:35:20 PM: a genetically modified bowl of soup.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Post by: RadZakpak on October 09, 2010, 01:36:51 PM: to get to his xbox 360

why do chickens wear helmets
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Post by: BFM_Fuzzy on October 09, 2010, 01:38:40 PM: Because penguins can't.

Why did Zakpak cross the road?
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Post by: Trael on October 10, 2010, 08:53:40 AM: Because they're all the same!

Why does the pain always come moments after the injury?(stubbed toe incident xD )
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Post by: RadZakpak on October 10, 2010, 10:22:09 AM: Beacause if it came before we wouldnt get hurt

why is halo awesome?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Awesome on October 10, 2010, 09:12:50 PM: it wouldnt be if i didnt play it.

does master chief play hide and go seek
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Post by: BFM_Xtr3me on October 10, 2010, 10:00:08 PM: yes, he plays it with the covenant when your afk

How can something be "new" and "improved"? if it's new, what was it improving on?
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Post by: Surfsup913 on October 11, 2010, 05:33:09 AM: On the nothingness that existed before someone invented it! (I.E. something is an improvement on nothing?)

Why can't I just get more cowbell?
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Post by: TUR80 on October 13, 2010, 04:32:07 PM: Because you are too buzy riding warthog hoods

why does the clock go around
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Post by: BFM_Xtr3me on October 13, 2010, 10:17:35 PM: Because it cant go up, down, side to side or back in time

If prunes are dehydrated plums, where does prune juice come from?
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Post by: RadZakpak on October 15, 2010, 09:45:46 AM: Bananas of course!!!

Why is it so hot at the beach
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Post by: Awesome on October 15, 2010, 01:22:22 PM: all the hot chicks there!! and me of course

where in the world is Matt Laure?
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Post by: RadZakpak on October 15, 2010, 05:13:57 PM: In the core, duh. XD

Why do they call babysitters "babysitters"?
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Post by: TUR80 on October 27, 2010, 04:19:28 PM: Because they sit on babys

Why does ACDC sing
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: -shiNe! on October 29, 2010, 02:33:02 PM: LOUD music

why does my cat eat bugs
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: RadZakpak on October 29, 2010, 02:56:26 PM: Cause he is scared of mice

Why am I tired?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: TUR80 on October 30, 2010, 08:17:49 PM: beacause the world is in an economic crisis

why is the world in economic crisis?
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Post by: -Ajax- on November 02, 2010, 01:09:52 PM: i personally blame ebay...

YoYoY is the structure of my chromosomes???
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Post by: TUR80 on November 02, 2010, 03:23:55 PM: false

who wrote all the articles on wikipaedia
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: RadZakpak on November 02, 2010, 06:39:02 PM: The dog behind Sir Pizza Lot's pizza factory

Why are dogs hanging around pizza factories?
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Post by: TUR80 on November 02, 2010, 08:34:54 PM: because the like pizza!!!!!

why does the world rotate
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Post by: conrad96 on November 04, 2010, 10:22:36 AM: cause it wants to

why is practical man so practical? (cyanide and happiness refrence FTW)
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Post by: -Ajax- on November 04, 2010, 01:02:54 PM: because practicality rules the ocean floor

If i take 1 BFM admin and add 26 rule breaches on the British Server; how long until every player is kicked??
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Post by: Joel on November 05, 2010, 04:06:47 PM: Depending on the BFM about 4 seconds.

Why doesnt chewbacca talk? :wookie:
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Post by: gamepanther on November 05, 2010, 04:07:43 PM: 1 nanosecond. Lol.

Why is my name bfm_Panther?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: RadZakpak on November 08, 2010, 05:42:50 PM: Because you make panthers beg for mercy duh

Why cant my wi-fi on my ipod work???????
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: BFM_Xtr3me on November 08, 2010, 06:26:58 PM: because 7 ate 9 (i will never forgive you 7)

why wont my dog be quiet?
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Post by: RadZakpak on November 08, 2010, 07:08:59 PM: Because you refuse to give it pie.

Why was that pizza so good?
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Post by: Awesome on November 08, 2010, 07:31:52 PM: because they call them pies in Italy

why are Rubics cubes so hard!!
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Post by: RadZakpak on November 08, 2010, 07:35:14 PM: because easy cubes were too expensive....

Why is Breaking Benjamin so good?
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Post by: Awesome on November 12, 2010, 12:04:35 AM: because Benjamin Burnley plays video games on the tour bus!!

why is this guy sad :sad:
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Post by: MufnMan on November 12, 2010, 12:08:24 AM: Because he lost his whole body!!! :supaburn:

Why am I out of Muffins... :'(
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: RadZakpak on November 12, 2010, 08:26:33 PM: cause i ate them (I TOLD YOU I WOULD GET THEM EVENTUALLY!!!!!!)

Why does this guy never stop dancing? :dance:
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Post by: Awesome on November 17, 2010, 11:44:36 PM: hes a robot stuck on dance

why does the world turn?
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Post by: Victus on November 19, 2010, 08:15:50 AM: because it turns on its invisible axis and at the same time it orbits the sun... or because spinning things are fun

why doesnt bfm have a thumbs up smilie!!!!
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Post by: -Ajax- on November 19, 2010, 08:54:00 AM: they just haven't added it yet...

why doesn't AC Brotherhood come out till march for UK PC users??
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: RadZakpak on November 22, 2010, 01:59:37 PM: Cause one guy from the UK said Ezio was fat.

Why do I make so many typos?
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Post by: -Ajax- on November 25, 2010, 11:32:32 AM: having 72 fingers does that to a person...

Why?
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Post by: BFM_Xtr3me on November 25, 2010, 09:42:38 PM: because having an odd number like 27 is just weird.

Why did they stop distributing Dr.Pepper in almost all Aussie grocery stores?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: RadZakpak on November 26, 2010, 08:59:30 AM: Because an aussie claimed that DR. Pepper was not a certified doctor

Why did the Grunt walk into the China store?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: -Ajax- on November 26, 2010, 09:15:24 AM: He was under the influence of methane

30 jackals, 4 pairs of hunters and a horde of grunts equals what?
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Post by: RadZakpak on November 26, 2010, 09:23:49 AM: Chuck Norris on ice, thats what.

Why cant we see Masterchiefs face?
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Post by: -Ajax- on November 26, 2010, 09:31:08 AM: he is bound by law to the UNSC...

who does Zakpak keep posting in this thread????
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Post by: Tanxs1 on November 26, 2010, 09:40:40 AM: Quote from: -ajax- on November 26, 2010, 09:31:08 AM
whoy does Zakpak keep posting in this thread????

Because zakpak is a spammer.

Why is zakpak a spammer?
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Post by: RadZakpak on November 26, 2010, 09:41:53 AM: Cuuuuuzzzzzz I luuuuuuuv it

Why do I love spamming?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: -Ajax- on November 27, 2010, 02:28:40 PM: John Smith

A + A +B + C + E + H + M + U = ??
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Post by: BFM_Xtr3me on November 27, 2010, 08:08:07 PM: well i will think this through mathematically,

A+A=-B, so they cancel

C+E+H+M+U=canned tuna

can a match box?
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Post by: -Ajax- on November 29, 2010, 01:29:36 PM: 3.14 (3sf)

Dodgeball?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Victus on December 03, 2010, 08:24:54 AM: i think this thread has gotten off topic so heres my question WHY ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT!!!
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Post by: Awesome on December 03, 2010, 10:32:03 AM: i dont think they know either :XD:

why am i wearing sunglasses inside?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: RadZakpak on December 04, 2010, 08:50:06 PM: Vampire obviously

Why do I love metal music?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Joel on December 17, 2010, 04:16:53 AM: because easy listening makes everyone's ears bleed! (lol :LOL:)

why do have to write 2 essays right now when its 3:17 am :undecided:
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Post by: RadZakpak on December 17, 2010, 04:17:37 PM: Cause you started at 8:00 AM to write 800 essays. almost there!!!!! :P

Why does this dog keep climbing on my shoulder like a parrot?????
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Post by: Joel on December 17, 2010, 09:42:26 PM: because its a parrot/dog duh? :winkgrin:

why did i post on this thread?
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Post by: RadZakpak on December 19, 2010, 09:57:49 AM: Harrison Ford told you to.

Why is Harrison so demanding?
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Post by: -shiNe! on December 21, 2010, 11:49:02 AM: Because he hasn't had any droids for almost 20 years now *psst!* It makes him cranky

Why does the tongue jut forward when you swallow?
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Post by: RadZakpak on December 21, 2010, 06:29:33 PM: Its lookin for more.

Whyis Halo so good?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: conrad96 on January 04, 2011, 02:27:02 PM: because its chuck norris approved

what can a cracker barrel?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: RadZakpak on January 04, 2011, 02:37:59 PM: Fishsticks

Why did the guitar say he wanted to eat the tomato?
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Post by: Joel on January 05, 2011, 01:07:08 AM: because he wanted to boost his anti oxidant lvls!!!

Why did master chief want to be a :pirate: pirate?

p.s. the ONLY reason why i asked that is because ive never gotten in a situation were i could use the pirate smilie
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Post by: BFM_Xtr3me on January 05, 2011, 08:54:40 PM: because its better than being a grunt

why dont i wake up at a reasonable time?
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Post by: Joel on January 06, 2011, 12:13:21 AM: the answer to that is whenever you wake up its always a crazy time somewhere in the world so WHO CARES!!! <lol

why do i use these things <<<<<>>>>> all the time??<<><><><>
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Post by: RadZakpak on January 07, 2011, 04:46:27 PM: Because you have mixed emotions and a pet walrus.

Why is lag good aaaannnndddd bad?
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Post by: -shiNe! on January 07, 2011, 07:24:58 PM: It makes you harder to kill and than on reverse makes It harder to kill another player

Why Is that I sneeze consistently when ever I go to the pool
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Post by: RadZakpak on January 08, 2011, 08:43:10 AM: Cause you have pool flu and the only cure is sniffing a beaver for 5 and a half days.

Why was that answer so utterly ridiculous?!
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Post by: conrad96 on January 08, 2011, 08:21:16 PM: because chuck norris said so

whay does chuck norris have to approve everything?
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Post by: RadZakpak on January 08, 2011, 09:15:45 PM: because he owns google and he will get rid of it causing the world to fade to black.....

Why is Google so big and scary?!
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Post by: HLN Rockhpc on January 08, 2011, 09:55:52 PM: Quote from: PR_zakpak on January 08, 2011, 09:15:45 PM
because he owns google and he will get rid of it causing the world to fade to black.....

Why is Google so big and scary?!

Because children ages 1 to 100 are full of questions.

Why can't we all get along?
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Post by: Bleak on January 08, 2011, 10:26:19 PM: Because we all need to own llamas.

Why does my head have a button on it?
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Post by: RadZakpak on January 09, 2011, 09:48:04 AM: Becausea troll is a troll.

Why didn't that answer make sense?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Joel on January 10, 2011, 08:56:56 PM: because in all of this world what does make sense?

Why can't my bro be home tomorrow?
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Post by: BFM_Fuzzy on January 11, 2011, 05:05:40 PM: Because he's under heavy attack!

What is he being attacked by?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Joel on January 11, 2011, 08:03:17 PM: (o noes)

ans: giant pieces of salad!!!!

que: what is you favorite color?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: RadZakpak on January 13, 2011, 06:49:52 PM: qwertyuiop
wonderful color.

What does "Hi" mean?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Joel on January 18, 2011, 07:57:35 PM: iH backwards, duh?

what is this guy embarrassed about > :embarrassing:?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: RadZakpak on January 20, 2011, 06:22:20 PM: He is Tanxs after getting hit with my grammarhammer for using bad grammar :winkgrin:

:drool:
What is he drooling over?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Joel on January 22, 2011, 11:33:09 AM: a nice juicy cheezburgar

what happened to him?>> :angel:
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: RadZakpak on January 22, 2011, 12:40:49 PM: He was playing Checkers....and it got a little out of hand...

Whatt is a goose's fav food?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Joel on January 22, 2011, 01:00:16 PM: a beak

what is this guy looking at? >> :interesting:
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: RadZakpak on January 24, 2011, 03:37:47 PM: Tanxs and wondering why he is saying Tanxs am cookies!

:winkgrin:

Aaaaaannnnyyway
What color are Chuck Norris's eyes
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Post by: -shiNe! on January 26, 2011, 08:00:03 PM: Which ones?

Where Is that noise coming from??!!
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: ¥Mderms¥ on January 26, 2011, 10:27:07 PM: Check beneath your seat.

Why?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: RadZakpak on January 28, 2011, 03:57:55 PM: Cause Oprah now has her own network...THATS WHY.

Its even called "OWN" :O

Why is Oprah trying to OWN us all?!
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: ¥Mderms¥ on January 28, 2011, 04:59:09 PM: Because this sandwich is made of WIN and DELICIOUS.

Why is my foot numb?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Eragon on February 01, 2011, 01:20:07 PM: Because yesterday after brunch a red fish fell off mount rushmore when the dynamite went off.
-=Eragon=-

How far can a woodchuck really chuck wood?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Eagle on February 01, 2011, 02:45:09 PM: A study has been taken place to find the estimated length of a woodchucks chucking ability is approximately. . . no one really finished the study due to lack of woodchucks. . . lets just say really far.

Why do monsters hide under the bed?
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Post by: -Ajax- on February 01, 2011, 02:50:47 PM: because they don't fit in the electric sockets...

why do i keep breaking my drumsticks... buying more... breaking them... and forever losing money??
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: RadZakpak on February 02, 2011, 08:15:17 PM: Cause guitar sticks are more exspensive :keke:

Why iz I tired!
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: -Ajax- on February 03, 2011, 03:56:33 PM: because you post in this thread too much...

why do i love rocket race on Halo Reach??
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: ¥Mderms¥ on February 09, 2011, 11:43:37 AM: 42.

Whats up with airline food?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: RadZakpak on February 10, 2011, 03:29:27 PM: 24.

Why does Dr. Pepper OWN Coca-cola?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: -Ajax- on February 14, 2011, 02:13:06 PM: It was the suicide grunts!!

What if... ??
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: RadZakpak on February 15, 2011, 04:14:05 PM: !!!!!!

What if Halo 5 came out before Halo 4.
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: -Ajax- on February 18, 2011, 04:51:30 AM: Chief will prevent it from happening :)

why is this guy crying?? ---> :'(
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: RadZakpak on February 22, 2011, 04:29:54 PM: Halo 5 didn't come out.

Why do people on Xbox LIVE want so much from me lol?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: TUR80 on February 23, 2011, 08:01:03 PM: u have so much

why does hogzlla kill me all teh time
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Bulk on February 25, 2011, 07:08:02 AM: So he can eat yer, nom nom nom nom nom

Why did I only just wake up at 2 in the afternoon?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: -Ajax- on February 25, 2011, 03:14:59 PM: you must be a student...

does master chief speak Italian??
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: RadZakpak on February 25, 2011, 03:51:21 PM: Hacks?

y doo pepul sai i haz badd grammmerzzzzzzz?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: BFM_Fénix on February 25, 2011, 04:42:16 PM: You are a LOLCAT.

Can I haz cheezeburger?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: RadZakpak on February 25, 2011, 05:46:59 PM: No....izzzz mine.....

>Insert Wierd question<?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Eragon on March 06, 2011, 01:24:34 PM: Tomorrow the world ends.

Which came first? The chicken or the giraffe?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: BFM_MiG on March 14, 2011, 07:24:26 AM: lettuce

Zebras and corn dogs?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: RadZakpak on March 17, 2011, 08:09:23 AM: Horses and burgers.

What does Wi-Fi stand for?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Bulk on March 23, 2011, 01:57:26 PM: Wii Fitness

Why does mouthwash taste so bad?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: TUR80 on March 27, 2011, 08:40:39 PM: cos nothing good for you tastes good
why am i such a spammer
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: gamepanther on March 28, 2011, 05:16:45 PM: Because you want more posts than JANE ::)

Oh JANE...

(http://imagemacros.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/oh_you.jpg)

Why can't it be the holidays yet?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: TUR80 on March 28, 2011, 06:52:19 PM: cos the egyptians made the calanders
why is this term sooo long
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: gamepanther on March 28, 2011, 06:57:35 PM: I really don't know... lol

Why does each school week need 5 days? Why can't they be 2 days and the weekend is 5 days?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: TUR80 on March 28, 2011, 07:00:13 PM: cos Education Departments are silly

why doesnt the sun fall out of the sky
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: gamepanther on March 28, 2011, 07:01:20 PM: Because i am holding it up.

Why is my name Panther?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: TUR80 on March 28, 2011, 07:04:31 PM: cos u were watching the pink panther when you got halo

why is the pink panther movie call that when there are no pink panthers in it
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: gamepanther on March 28, 2011, 07:07:39 PM: Because it was named after me.

Why is it that Tur8o and me are having a Forum Games Spam-Off?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: RadZakpak on April 10, 2011, 06:30:04 PM: Because your trying to become kings of forum games....EVEN THOUGH IM KING!!!!!!
Thats right over 100 posts in forum games right here.

Why cant it be my birthday yet!
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on April 10, 2011, 11:19:28 PM: Have pie instead.

Why no cookies?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: RadZakpak on April 11, 2011, 02:34:55 AM: Tanxs refused to share.

Why were the monkeys jumping on the bed?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Bulk on April 22, 2011, 07:34:47 PM: Because Sargeant Johnson broke the trampoline...

Why is this guy drooling?>>>> :drool:
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Brandon on May 21, 2011, 07:32:21 AM: he either tasted something really good or he is board to death

why is this a angel :angel:
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Tanxs1 on May 21, 2011, 08:09:23 AM: Because otherwise you would get this :evil:

Why do people post about me in threads I rarely read, and I see what they posted about me month(s) later?

Quote from: RadZakpak on April 11, 2011, 02:34:55 AM
Tanxs refused to share.

Why were the monkeys jumping on the bed?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Brandon on May 21, 2011, 04:03:44 PM: you dont look around enough
:) ;D :winkgrin:
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Gamer on September 01, 2011, 08:54:32 AM: since noone has a question to be answered i will start agian

...
why is football weird?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Brandon on September 07, 2011, 08:50:27 AM: becuawse in spain they call football soccer ball

why is noone posting in this thread
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Mr toast on November 24, 2011, 05:53:38 PM: because there flying

why is master chief green?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: RadZakpak on November 27, 2011, 12:52:46 PM: They were out of Blue suits. Caboose took them all.

Why are computer screens square?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Toe Tag on January 11, 2012, 08:14:18 PM: Because you're using an old monitor.

Why are pigs so dirty and stinky when they're alive yet so delicious when they're dead?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: BFM_JANE on January 12, 2012, 02:18:49 AM: They're delicious when they're alive, open your mind and your mouth.

Why can't I successfully rub my head and pat my stomach at the same time?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: Toe Tag on January 18, 2012, 09:17:03 PM: Because you aren't using a keyboard and mouse.

When is a door not a door?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: BFM_Xtr3me on January 18, 2012, 10:04:49 PM: when its a window (but really, when its ajar, haha get it? ;D)

Why did I post again in this thread after ignoring it for so long?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: BFM_Crimson on January 18, 2012, 10:44:09 PM: Because I looked at the most recent post on the forums and this was it.

Why am I having one of those days?
Title: Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
Post by: BFM_JANE on January 18, 2012, 11:53:41 PM: Hey, get your own days, those are mine!

Why do I "use" air quotes so often?
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Post by: ·WídgêT· on January 19, 2012, 06:26:09 AM: When it is a ceiling.

How can I stop the midget from jumping out of my dresser every time I open it up?
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Post by: Tåndêm on October 23, 2012, 10:59:47 PM: Well maybe if you didn't let him in there in the first place...

How would you react if I didn't finish my
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Post by: MrMxyzptlk on October 24, 2012, 09:02:09 PM: dinner.

What's the difference between a duck?
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Post by: Benjy on December 27, 2012, 02:44:59 AM: Because it's not a lion.

Why doesn't anyone post in this thead anymore?

(Reviving it like a boss :P)
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Post by: jim360 on December 27, 2012, 02:57:18 PM: Well, some people act like animals, so it all balances out in the end...

Why are most curtains these days not all that good at blocking out the light?
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Post by: BFM_Blade on December 27, 2012, 03:43:21 PM: Global warming...

Why are oranges orange?
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Post by: BFM_Ðragons on December 27, 2012, 03:56:24 PM: because they dont want to be blue

why are we here?
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Post by: BFM_Ben1 on December 27, 2012, 04:00:31 PM: 42.

Why are bogeys green?
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Post by: BFM_Ðragons on December 27, 2012, 04:30:27 PM: cos there getting in the christmas spirit

if a tree falls in a forest and nobody/nothing is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
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Post by: BFM_Ðragons on December 27, 2012, 07:04:53 PM: time you got a watch! :P

is there a way to time travel?
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Post by: Benjy on December 27, 2012, 09:25:25 PM: No due to the fact that there is only one time lord that co-exists with the human race on Earth because all the others who could time travel are locked in another dimension/rift of time and space.

Why can't pigs fly? :(
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Post by: BFM_Ðragons on December 27, 2012, 09:27:58 PM: They can... They have helicopters

Why don't humans have wings?
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Post by: Benjy on December 27, 2012, 10:46:51 PM: Because we have other flying transportation devies.
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Post by: BFM_Ben1 on December 28, 2012, 04:58:12 AM: We need a question!
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Post by: BFM_Ðragons on December 28, 2012, 05:27:53 PM: but why do we need a question?
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Post by: BFM_Ben1 on December 29, 2012, 02:13:21 AM: Because Sarurday is always tomorrow.

Why is water clear?
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Post by: jim360 on December 29, 2012, 04:01:55 AM: Actually, it's blue. Weird but true!

Why do the holidays go by so fast?
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Post by: BFM_Ben1 on December 29, 2012, 04:04:49 AM: Because there are less hours in the day in the holidays :zoot:

Why do trees drop leaves?
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Post by: BFM_Ðragons on December 29, 2012, 04:15:18 AM: Cos time flys when your having fun.

Why do I have to go to work?
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Post by: BFM_Ðragons on December 29, 2012, 12:52:19 PM: When microsoft decide they want more money
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Post by: BFM_Ðragons on December 29, 2012, 01:02:18 PM: Cos I have emails sent to my blackberry and I'm on it 24/7 haha
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Post by: BFM_Ðragons on December 29, 2012, 01:11:47 PM: Why did I just fail at this game?
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Post by: BFM_Ðragons on December 29, 2012, 02:00:31 PM: cos mice have legs :P

why did the chicken cross the road?
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Post by: BFM_Ben1 on December 29, 2012, 03:03:27 PM: I told it to.

Why are using computers?
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Post by: jim360 on December 29, 2012, 03:12:10 PM: Ben do you even grammar.

Why does Dragons also keep forgetting to ask his own question?
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Post by: BFM_Ðragons on December 29, 2012, 03:15:15 PM: cos hes asked too many :P

Why can't Pigs fly?
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Post by: BFM_Ben1 on December 29, 2012, 03:16:16 PM: Quote from: »Ðrágôñs117 on December 29, 2012, 03:15:15 PM
cos hes asked too many :P

Why can't Pigs fly?

They can! What part of England did you say you live in...?

Why did i use incorrect grammar earlier?
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Post by: BFM_Ðragons on December 29, 2012, 03:28:00 PM: Who said i live in england?
and cos you have auto correct on your computer like an iphone

what is the ultimate question?