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Well. Here you just post your vent quotes. Someone said something hilarious? Etc. Ya all know the deal. :P
First one...This Happened first night of the forums. JANE was spamming the forums.. Word association to be exact
Mike- What does that have to do with empty?
JANE-Dont question my associated words!
Lol
:D
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lawl goes with everything ;D
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lawl does go with everything :D :D :D
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I put these in the other thread on the "old" forums but I like 'em, so here we go:
BFM_Some1: Medic's gotten me in the habit of, every time I spawn, I turn my headlight on.
BFM_Thud: What was that? Every time you turn your head, you projectile vomit?
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Moments after map start in Infinity, these two events happened at almost the exact same time.
Mxy is referring to a hog.
In-game: "Welcome Constipation"
MrMxy on vent: You gotta control your butt.
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this was ahile ago, actually 1 day before we had the massive storm here
Me: i think there is a possum in the roof it is scratching around right above me
ContACT: its probably one of the locals
lol
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LOL JANE,
I remember that one :D
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ROFL @ Taipan XD.
I know I've got a couple, but I can't remember them ;_;.
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JANE- "hey guys, do u know what server ends with 2302????"
Snappy-" omg jane every server ends with 2302" *sighs*
Snappy
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didnt that like just happen?
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JANE- "hey guys, do u know what server ends with 2302????"
Snappy-" omg jane every server ends with 2302" *sighs*
Snappy
I'm shrieking with embarrassment at this very moment. LOL!!
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Admin: "Our forum stats say we have 10 and 1/2 males to 1 female."
Reply: "Who is the 1/2 male.....Elvis?????"
ROFL....no other info given!!!! Elvis.... I wasn't laughing!!!!
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Admin: "Our forum stats say we have 10 and 1/2 males to 1 female."
Reply: "Who is the 1/2 male.....Elvis?????"
ROFL....no other info given!!!! Elvis.... I wasn't laughing!!!!
rofl wow.....
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Very wise to leave out the bit of who said the reply :P - They might get into trouble... I wouldn't recommend making enemies with Elvis :P
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Aww man, Tanger stole my legacy :toughguy: lol
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My very first scrim in BFM, I decided to join vent that time but I still couldnt understand/speak english.
BFM_MaryK8: Welcome to the scrim, Alberto, as you know.....blah...blah.....(don't know what she said, but she talked to me for 1 or 2 minutes w/o a break or anything)....blah....blah.......ok Alberto?
BFM_Alberto: ........................................................................what???
This explain my absence over vent :P
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Lol, nice one Alberto.
You should have said a longer reply in Italian. :evil:
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Admin: "Our forum stats say we have 10 and 1/2 males to 1 female."
Reply: "Who is the 1/2 male.....Elvis?????"
ROFL....no other info given!!!! Elvis.... I wasn't laughing!!!!
lol that was said awhile ago as well, but instead of Elvis i think it was SSNZ said ContACT :P
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Tanger- T@rget crys when he cant get points on skorcard.
Balrog- Yeah I know hes so obsessed!
T@rget- Yes, I know when I go AFK im always crying in a corner.
A real man admits defeat. T@rget did.... d_b
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*I hop on vent*
Me--Hey guys,did ya miss me?
BFM_???--We would if you would ever go away.
Everyone--*laughs*
I can remember who it was that said that but it was funny!
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Moments after map start in Infinity, these two events happened at almost the exact same time.
Mxy is referring to a hog.
In-game: "Welcome Constipation"
MrMxy on vent: You gotta control your butt.
(My "addition" to this hilarity, also copied from the old forums:)
Now waitaminnit! You're forgetting the best part!:
I NEVER SAW THE CHAT MESSAGE THAT HE ENTERED (as I was busy swinging my hog's (butt) end to avoid rockets at the start of Infinity!)
Ya, I had to mute my mic cuzza I was laughing as hard as JANE, but then when she went "off mic" and was cracking up so hard that kept me laughing, too.
Man, it's one of those "had to be there" moments that make you crack up every time you remember it!
Great timing, too, JANE!
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Thud: Be nice, these are 7 year olds jokes
Taipan: Ah, so that's where you get them from!
SSNZ: Do you understand them Taipan?
HAHAHA Great call ;)
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SSNZ: Do you best turkey impression Jane!
All: Yeah, yeah!
Jane: Nooo I don't think so.
Thud: OK, I'll do mine..
10 second silence
Thud: "My fellow Americans..."
Heheeeeee you had to be there :)
***Mod plz edit if considered inappropriate*****
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this is nice and random
i got killed in the game, this was out of the blue
Me: oh GAH, GAH
Jane: I like Poo
Me: What the heck?
everyone starts laughing. lol oh man that was so random
BTW when jane posts after this post, dont believe her, as u would say, shes full of crap :D :D
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i think this should go int o vent quotes also
Jane attemps to cough
Me: OMG u sound like a horse
controlable laughter for, well it still going for 1h 20min later LOL, every time she coughs i will make a small noise and she will laugh uncontrollably
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Not even kidding you.....she's still laughing to this second. :doh:
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That is NOT how it went!
Taipan: Oh, it's Gephy, gah.
Jane: I like poo.
Taipan: Wha?!
Jane: I don't mean I enjoy poo. I mean as an exclamation!
Taipan: Wha?!
Jane: You say "gah" but I prefer "poo," but not like that!
Taipan: You like poo?!
Jane: NO! I prefer "poo" as an exclamation!
Taipan: Wha?!
It went on like this for a while... And then there was the laughing.
I like poo,
-Jane Deaux :)
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........................stilll laughing.............................
omgrofl. Jane laughs over the silliest things.
BFM_Itsky has connected.
Taipan: There's Itsky.
Jane: *laughs*
BFM_Itsky has joined the channel
Jane: *UNCONTROLABLE LAUGHTER* :doh:
.......still laughing.........
........still..........laughing.......
:doh:
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still going
1h 40min now
LOL, We cant stop
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ok we finally stopped at 1h 55min of continuous laughing (somewhere around 2 hours)
MAN IAM TIRED NOW AFTER THAT, iam going to bed
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Spammerers :D
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u jsut had to be there...
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Ok heres one I thought was amazing....
At this time its already 9:00 PM EST
Randy- I haven't had a Ban today
Everyone else- GASP
;D
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UMMMMMM..........HOw do i Get a Vent Password?????? ANd How do i ask A officer???????? ;D ty
rockets::
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UMMMMMM..........HOw do i Get a Vent Password?????? ANd How do i ask A officer???????? ;D ty
rockets::
PM them or use Xfire. Visit the Website www.bfmracing.net and click roster officers are Captains +
Today myself, enoch and taipan are in the channel.
*pause*
BFM_Enoch- Theres a roach on my desk!
*laughter*
Myself- Eat it !
*laughter continues*
He was at his bakery :O sorry Enoch had to :)
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conversashion between hazy and hangman...heheh
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Mmmm.. Doughnuts....
Enoch gets that from me alot. I think Ive gained 5 pounds from doughnut cravings he has caused...
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Wait a MIN HERE!!! Half a MAN??? OHH I PITTY THE FOOL lol ^^! :yar: :toughguy: :siren: :doh: ;)
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WOW Elvis, 15 days to respond to a personal attack like that :o
If you need back up just let me know :toughguy:
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BFM_British: HACKERS!!!!!
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BFM_Rebel™: What is the abreviation for hertz?
BFM_Gryphon: Capitol h, z
BFM_JANE: Why would you abreviate hurts? Its a five letter word!
BFM_Rebel™: I'm typing about refresh rates....
BFM_JANE: Oooh, I thought you were taking about something hurting. Lol!
One of those you had to be there moments.
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Me: i found a fun game for the next bbq
Gryphon: what is it
me: shove as many marshmellos in your mouth as you can and say chubby bunny
people: *laugh*
jane: i have a funny storry about grapes
jane: one time i shoved as many grapes in my mouth as i can, andi drooled allo over my self becasue i couldent clouse my mouth
Everybody: laughting for like 3 minuts
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I laughed so hard I stopped caring that I kept lagging out...decided to just sit there and laugh (my side hurts)
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Me: i found a fun game for the next bbq
Gryphon: what is it
me: shove as many marshmellos in your mouth as you can and say chubby bunny
people: *laugh*
jane: i have a funny storry about grapes
jane: one time i shoved as many grapes in my mouth as i can, andi drooled allo over my self becasue i couldent clouse my mouth
Everybody: laughting for like 3 minuts
ROFL!! that's hilarious because I've been there!
Dave
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Poor Jane...the victim of a very many vent quotes :)
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They set me up! I know they do! I'm just glad nothing I've said while Thud's on Vent has made it to the forums... I always manage to say something embarrassing when he's on. :doh:
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all the funny thng from last night when i got blown up into a tree..
Razgriz *chirp*
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:LOL: That was great. But of course, I had to shoot him down from there. It was Master Chief hunting season. :roflol:
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A bunch of us in the CE server channel:
Max: Yeah, and my nightlight is really cool....it is scented and stuff.
Me: Uh, you still have a night light?
Laughter ensues!! It was truly hilarious. We :love: ya Max, never forget that!!!
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I'm recording the next conversation between you and thud, jane =)
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:embarassed:
it's really cool... it changes colors and makes my room look like a dance club.
and it smells good. win win situation.
ROFLCOPTERS!
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Isthiscool: I was wondering why all this talk about fruit was, then it was explained that a Kiwi is a New Zealander!!!
This is while SSNZ is in the channel ;)
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Haha ^^! and i was the one that explained WHO a kiwi was d_b
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It's sooo funny when Hydra is in a race and constantly getting killed. He'll keep saying, "Oh come off it!" Lol, you just gotta be there.
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MATT2: I think I'm in a tree...
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k269/rebelprivateer_2006/haloce2007-09-2502-20-58-27.jpg)
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Hazy oinked/snorted twice tonight.
This post, just as it it, made ME oink/snort a little.
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At the BFM meeting
Thud - Coughs very weirdly
Everyone - EWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
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Lol true :siderofl: :siderofl: :LOL: :LOL:
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MATT2: I think I'm in a tree...
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k269/rebelprivateer_2006/haloce2007-09-2502-20-58-27.jpg)
Who is that Orbot person anyways? Lol
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At the BFM meeting
Thud - Coughs very weirdly
Everyone - EWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
lol that was hilarious it sounded like he blew his snotty nose down the mic
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It's sooo funny when Hydra is in a race and constantly getting killed. He'll keep saying, "Oh come off it!" Lol, you just gotta be there.
I used to be much worse XD Taipan is coaching me not to complain so much XD :P
Anyways.
Today in a Scrim on Death Island:
Yoda says through team chat: "I have a crazy driver!"
We all wonder what is happening, and see one of our hogs turning right from grassy to first nav, instead of left! JRock had GONE THE WRONG WAY! We still ended up winning the map :)
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I was on vent in the morning with thud and spidey and a couple of other people and well we were playing CTF.
Thud has the flag.
Thud: The enemy has our flag someone return it.
Spidey: ok.
Thud: Whats this idiot Noodles doing shes going to give away my hiding spot.
Everyone: Uh... Shes on vent.
Lol. Good Times, Good Times.
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ROFL Noodles....
I feel your pain....
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I was on vent in the morning with thud and spidey and a couple of other people and well we were playing CTF.
Thud has the flag.
Thud: The enemy has our flag someone return it.
Spidey: ok.
Thud: Whats this idiot Noodles doing shes going to give away my hiding spot.
Everyone: Uh... Shes on vent.
Lol. Good Times, Good Times.
HAHA!!
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Woops :)
I was the captain for the scrim that Jrock decided to go backwards in. :D
.... Should i ever pick him again? lol. t'was worth it
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heh gryphons and my quotes from halo2 and 3 from the grunts
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This happened a couple of minutes ago. I can't remember who said it.
Me - Crystal and Volley are STILL down there talking about ToonTown!
Somebody - Did you know that Batman is Crystal's wife?
It was hilarious! :LOL: :siderofl: :LOL:
By the way, welcome to vent Crystal ;D
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Lol!! I was going to mention the Crystal's wife one.. oh poor Snappy. We kept messing with him about it in the CE server afterwards.
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It was BFM_Gabe, Redline and myself. I was asking about the Redline guy and Gabe says it's his dad, so it went something like this afterwards...
In CE on the Huge you-know-what map, I was in a jet trying to get Gabe one.
Me: Ok, I shot down an enemy jet for you. I'll keep it live down here with mine, come grab it.
Gabe: Alright... coming.
Gabe lands down and tries to jump in... right as Redline jumps down to steal it and so Redline and Gabe continue to rocket and shoot each other for it until finally Redline jumps in and flies away. A few moments later we hear an explosion and 'So and so killed Redline' pops up.
Gabe: HAHAH! That's what you get!
Redline: I will unplug your computer...
Gabe: ... MEANIE!
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Man, I wish I could play Halo with my dad....
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Man, I wish I could play Halo with my dad....
hah my dad hasent played a pc game cence like 1980... my friends dad on the other hand.....
when pong came out...standford had a championship. he came in 3ed.....
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This happened a couple of minutes ago. I can't remember who said it.
Me - Crystal and Volley are STILL down there talking about ToonTown!
Somebody - Did you know that Batman is Crystal's wife?
It was hilarious! :LOL: :siderofl: :LOL:
By the way, welcome to vent Crystal ;D
ROFL, I remember that. AND MIND YOU, Toontown is fun!!! :chief: :drool:
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'Medic: Jimmy you there
Exodus: I think he lagged out
'Medic: Australia is drowning underwater!
Exodus: No it isn't i'm still here!
'Medic: *makes drowning noise*
*Mass Laughter*
It was so funny. ROFL Medic!
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i always lag out
lol and just when im in a good gunning mode
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I have heard a lot of very funny things on vent but one I will never be able to forget.
Players:
BFM Cool
BFM Gabe
Redline
And at the time Navyjayhawk
Map:
I think it was wpitest1_race
I was running to my nav (no hogs) the nav was on the bridge right on top of the invisible shield
Navy was driving a rocket hog, BFM cool was his gunner, they were coming up right behind me Navy saw me and thought I was going to throw a nade so he was swerving to get away.
BFM Cool says what are you doing Navy?
Navy, I was trying to get away from the invisible walker
BFM Cool, what! An invisible walker, were, I didn’t see the invisible walker
Me, (laughing so hard I was crying and could barely say,) that’s because I was invisible
Thank you BFM Cool I really needed that.
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This happened a couple of minutes ago. I can't remember who said it.
Me - Crystal and Volley are STILL down there talking about ToonTown!
Somebody - Did you know that Batman is Crystal's wife?
It was hilarious! :LOL: :siderofl: :LOL:
By the way, welcome to vent Crystal ;D
LOL, THAT WAS SO FUNNY! I remember that one.
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BFM 1- Why is [this player] walking?
BFM 2- Because he's not in a hog.
Lol I thought it was funny.
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xD
Pointless statement but somewhat hilarious.
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CE Server with about 10 other BFMs.
The map was siege.
Dstroyr - There's about 43 acres of open land...and I just hit a tree.
^^!
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Hazy: Wow! Look, I got 12 kills!!!
H@ngm@n: Well even sunshine butts on a dog sometimes....
LOL!!! :siderofl: ^^!
We were talking about pajamas with feet...
Max (Phoenix to everyone else)" "Yeah, I like those ones where you unstrap a button on the trap door."
Me: "How do you unstrap a button?"
HEHEHE!!! :siderofl: ^^!
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Me - Oh, you're a pianist Hazy??
Hazy - What was that about Europeans??
LOL!! :munch:
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Omg lol! Those are hilarious
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I don't have a vent quote, But.. This is one of the reasons i came back to bfm, I missed have so many laughs on vent
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Taco and I [Oohh.. I'm using correct grammar at 1 in the morning! ::)] were talking about the movie Elizabethtown. He's never heard of it, so he looked it up on google. He clicked on the first link that came up, and started reading it. Then I hear a big pause*, and he says:
"Orlando Bloom???? He's a HUNK-SICKLE!!!!!!"
It was hilarious!!! Just to hear Taco say the word hunksickle made my day. Lol! ;D
The things that we discuss in the Corporal's Room..... :siderofl:
*Hmmm... How do you hear a big pause? ::) :LOL:
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Taco and I [Oohh.. I'm using correct grammar at 1 in the morning! ::)] were talking about the movie Elizabethtown. He's never heard of it, so he looked it up on google. He clicked on the first link that came up, and started reading it. Then I hear a big pause*, and he says:
"Orlando Bloom???? He's a HUNK-SICKLE!!!!!!"
It was hilarious!!! Just to hear Taco say the word hunksickle made my day. Lol! ;D
The things that we discuss in the Corporal's Room..... :siderofl:
*Hmmm... How do you hear a big pause? ::) :LOL:
Hehe, I can picture him saying that
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good times, good times
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Sooooo many priceless quotes that I laugh too hard to remember to put them in here lol.
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Let's just say this 1-line sums up everything about Hazy :siderofl:
"Auntie Poo, he's touching me! He's touching me! Tell him to stop touching me!!!"
Hazy made the daring mistake of letting her nickname to her nieces and nephews slip on vent :evil: :evil: :evil:. Supposedly it relates to Poo Bear :P
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Let's just say this 1-line sums up everything about Hazy :siderofl:
"Auntie Poo, he's touching me! He's touching me! Tell him to stop touching me!!!"
Hazy made the daring mistake of letting her nickname to her nieces and nephews slip on vent :evil: :evil: :evil:. Supposedly it relates to Poo Bear :P
Hmmmm.....hope you like those little tags, Navy. :evil: :bang: :siren: :cop: :toughguy:
And if you're going to quote me....quote me correctly!
When I drove my dear nephews around when they were little, they used to say, "Auntie Pooh! He's looking out my window!!!!" Jeez!
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LOL...
Bah, close enough Auntie Pooh :)... besides, its the Pooh part that's funny :siderofl: :siderofl: :siderofl: :siderofl: :siderofl: :siderofl:
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LOL...
Bah, close enough Auntie Pooh :)... besides, its the Pooh part that's funny :siderofl: :siderofl: :siderofl: :siderofl: :siderofl: :siderofl:
:toughguy: :toughguy: :toughguy: :toughguy: :toughguy: :toughguy: :toughguy: :toughguy: :toughguy: :toughguy: :toughguy: :toughguy: :toughguy: :toughguy: :toughguy: :toughguy: :toughguy: :toughguy: :toughguy: :toughguy: :toughguy: :toughguy:
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Should we even talk about the "Red Dot"?....naw :P
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Should we even talk about the "Red Dot"?....naw :P
L.
O.
L.
:siderofl:
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Aww man, Tanger stole my legacy :toughguy: lol
Lol Cydaness and Happiness :D Those are funny
Today, we had a guy saying he wanted to sign up fro BFM. I forgot the mod that it was...I think it was Bmer... but he said to wisit the site. The guy says brb and leaves. A game later a guy shows with the BFM_ prefix and the person name who said he was leaving. Then after the was yelled at, he left again, and came back with the name BFM_Viper. Again had to change his name. He eventually changed it to a name with BFM.
I just thought the whole thing was funny :siderofl:
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Rule breaking isn't funny! :toughguy:
:P
Well,
One of the first time i was ever on vent, Volley joined, in the lobby, and someone, better not name names, told everyone to not say anything when she joined the racing room.
"Hello...."
*Silence*
"Uh, guess not..."
Then she left.
So funny, everyone burst out laughing.
Gave me a great impression of vent and how fun it can be ;D
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Aww, poor Volley. I remember the first time I was on Vent with her:
"My armpits stink."
*laughter*
"What?! They do!"
She's been one of my faves ever since!
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Good Times, Good Times... ;D
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Rule breaking isn't funny! :toughguy:
:P
Well,
One of the first time i was ever on vent, Volley joined, in the lobby, and someone, better not name names, told everyone to not say anything when she joined the racing room.
"Hello...."
*Silence*
"Uh, guess not..."
Then she left.
So funny, everyone burst out laughing.
Gave me a great impression of vent and how fun it can be ;D
LOL! I love doing that!
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well it was me Spidey and Juicebox in the CTF server. (and some other people)
Juicebox comes up to me with the flamethrower.
Juicebox: its BBQ time.
Me: Awesome! what are we having?
Juicebox:you...
scared me for a sec. lol.
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BFM_Sonic: Hey Sam, guess what? I just banned an imposter Samurai on the rocket server!
bfm_Samurai: Really? Wait a sec, I just joined the rocket server!
BFM_Sonic: OMG! That was YOU!?
...... :siderofl:
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:P
Well,
One of the first time i was ever on vent, Volley joined, in the lobby, and someone, better not name names, told everyone to not say anything when she joined the racing room.
"Hello...."
*Silence*
"Uh, guess not..."
Then she left.
So funny, everyone burst out laughing.
Gave me a great impression of vent and how fun it can be ;D
Umm lol no comment, but that was Great
And lol SOnic i cant beleave i missed this by like 10 seconds!!!
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BFM_Sonic: Hey Sam, guess what? I just banned an imposter Samurai on the rocket server!
bfm_Samurai: Really? Wait a sec, I just joined the rocket server!
BFM_Sonic: OMG! That was YOU!?
...... :siderofl:
LOL!!!!!!!!!
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Hahahaha!!! :siderofl: :siderofl:
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ZOMG DON'T BELIEVE HIM!!! HE'S LYING I TELL YOU, LYING!!!!
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I'm an expert witness. That kept me laughing for hourssss.
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One of mine...
In game a guy kills VxT and Another BFM
Vxt:dang im dead.
Me: He hasnt noticed me yet...BOOM!!!! ;D
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A lot of us were playing CE.....
I was having one of my many laughing fits when ....
Destryr: Someone get me the number to 911!!!!
Me: You need the number to 911???
Riotous laughter!!!!
^^! :siderofl: :siderofl: ^^!
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^ Simpsons quote!
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Talking about Pirates of the Carribean and Cool says....
"Yeah, I like the guy who's eye pops out....he's a looker!"
LOL
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Talking about Pirates of the Carribean and Cool says....
"Yeah, I like the guy who's eye pops out....he's a looker!"
LOL
LOL!
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Samurai: "Hey Noodles, I'm comin' over to your team, they're uneven."
JRock: "Sammy, Your not gonna make them any more even."
Samurai:"Well, Im coming over anyway...(Insert 10 sec delay here)...Oh WAIT A SECOND!"
BFM_Slayton
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Samurai: "Hey Noodles, I'm comin' over to your team, they're uneven."
JRock: "Sammy, Your not gonna make them any more even."
Samurai:"Well, Im coming over anyway...(Insert 10 sec delay here)...Oh WAIT A SECOND!"
BFM_Slayton
Sheesh, so I'm blonde and it takes me a few seconds to catch on. lol :bang: I will admit, coming from a smart allec like myself, that was pretty funny. Props to you JRock. 8)
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gosh i wish i could remember vent stuff cuz i been part of funny stuff ^^, i just cant remember most of them and forget to post it here after it happens ;D
ooo gosh i gota remember to post here more often, i get a laugh outa reading this stuff cuz i remember some of it ROFL
Snappy
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Samurai: "Hey Noodles, I'm comin' over to your team, they're uneven."
JRock: "Sammy, Your not gonna make them any more even."
Samurai:"Well, Im coming over anyway...(Insert 10 sec delay here)...Oh WAIT A SECOND!"
BFM_Slayton
ROFL That was great ;D
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Razgriz- Did you notice that the handles on the ghost dont move when you control it.
Everyone else- ..................no
Razgriz said about 50 of these random "did you notice" quotes over and over...
You just had to be there...
Ask Ediseye
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Samurai: "Hey Noodles, I'm comin' over to your team, they're uneven."
JRock: "Sammy, Your not gonna make them any more even."
Samurai:"Well, Im coming over anyway...(Insert 10 sec delay here)...Oh WAIT A SECOND!"
BFM_Slayton
ROFL That was great ;D
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Razgriz- Did you notice that the handles on the ghost dont move when you control it.
Everyone else- ..................no
Razgriz said about 50 of these random "did you notice" quotes over and over...
You just had to be there...
Ask Ediseye
It was so random and funny.
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Samurai: "Hey Noodles, I'm comin' over to your team, they're uneven."
JRock: "Sammy, Your not gonna make them any more even."
Samurai:"Well, Im coming over anyway...(Insert 10 sec delay here)...Oh WAIT A SECOND!"
BFM_Slayton
ROFL That was great ;D
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Razgriz- Did you notice that the handles on the ghost dont move when you control it.
Everyone else- ..................no
Razgriz said about 50 of these random "did you notice" quotes over and over...
You just had to be there...
Ask Ediseye
yea, raz has some really random moments
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ROFL That was great ;D
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Razgriz- Did you notice that the handles on the ghost dont move when you control it.
Everyone else- ..................no
Razgriz said about 50 of these random "did you notice" quotes over and over...
You just had to be there...
Ask Ediseye
Like how warthogs don't have rearview mirrors? Thats bothered me ever since I noticed it. :winkgrin:
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Samurai: "Hey Noodles, I'm comin' over to your team, they're uneven."
JRock: "Sammy, Your not gonna make them any more even."
Samurai:"Well, Im coming over anyway...(Insert 10 sec delay here)...Oh WAIT A SECOND!"
BFM_Slayton
ROFL That was great ;D
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Razgriz- Did you notice that the handles on the ghost dont move when you control it.
Everyone else- ..................no
Razgriz said about 50 of these random "did you notice" quotes over and over...
You just had to be there...
Ask Ediseye
It was so random and funny.
I know, it was like epic lawl. Lol.
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Samurai: "Hey Noodles, I'm comin' over to your team, they're uneven."
JRock: "Sammy, Your not gonna make them any more even."
Samurai:"Well, Im coming over anyway...(Insert 10 sec delay here)...Oh WAIT A SECOND!"
BFM_Slayton
ROFL That was great ;D
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Razgriz- Did you notice that the handles on the ghost dont move when you control it.
Everyone else- ..................no
Razgriz said about 50 of these random "did you notice" quotes over and over...
You just had to be there...
Ask Ediseye
It was so random and funny.
I know, it was like epic lawl. Lol.
Epic Lawl??
LOL
I can't get enough of Wolf's Family Guy impressions and his "Woof's".
:LOL:
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BFM_Cool: Actually did you know the original Blue Clues guy is dead?
BFM_Wolf: He is?!
BFM_Hangman: Yeah. I've heard the case his still open on his murder with the police. Not enough clues.
:aaaaa: OMG! Sooooooo wrong!
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Me and Spidey were in the KOS server this morning and he was complaining that he couldn't hit me with the sniper rifle because of his ping and then he tried the pistol and this is what happened:
Spidey: Oh come on!!! I'm not even hitting you with the pistol!!
Sonic: how do you know?
Spidey: because that yellow stuff isn't showing up.
Sonic: ...
Spidey: wait, that's sheilds, isn't it?
LOL, that was a classic spidey moment for ya :D
Sonic
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one word...
PANTS!
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one word...
PANTS!
UGH! Zomg not again!
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Pants... PANTS.... NOT THE PANTS!!!
*bing* you are now a medic!
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BFM_Cool: Actually did you know the original Blue Clues guy is dead?
BFM_Wolf: He is?!
BFM_Hangman: Yeah. I've heard the case his still open on his murder with the police. Not enough clues.
:aaaaa: OMG! Sooooooo wrong!
Lawlz that was great!
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Playing CE....
Wolf kills Bleach with a pistol....
Bleach: Hey! Where do you find the pistol on this map? Hmmm??
Wolf: ummm....tab?
LOL!!!!
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Not really a quote but...
Most of us were in the scrim room, there was too many people so Hydra asked me and Spain Force to sit out because we were guests. So we went out. 5 minutes later Hazy logs on and says ive got tags.
It was funnys
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Playing CE....
Wolf kills Bleach with a pistol....
Bleach: Hey! Where do you find the pistol on this map? Hmmm??
Wolf: ummm....tab?
LOL!!!!
oi, I didnt die, he was just shooting me :P
and yea that was funny, I guess I never checked what the 2nd weapon was >.<
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LOL, poor Bleach ;D.
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Playing CE....
Wolf kills Bleach with a pistol....
Bleach: Hey! Where do you find the pistol on this map? Hmmm??
Wolf: ummm....tab?
LOL!!!!
oi, I didnt die, he was just shooting me :P
and yea that was funny, I guess I never checked what the 2nd weapon was >.<
LOL
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awww Who unstickied this ?
Made me freak for a second cuz I thought some1 deleted this thread.
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OK I have to add mine in here. Hazy is my witness so just ask her to straighten out the story since I probably won't get all of it right.
We were in CE one night playing and the server was full. We were having a really enjoyable night talking, laughing and just generally having a good time. One of those just really relaxing fun nights. I don't remember which map we were on but I had a couple of bad decisions while I was driving. You know what I mean dumping my gunner (Hazy), cutting long /short etc. So we were racing and I hit a tree. It was a HUGE map room everywhere to manuever, stunt, you name it. BUT NO I hit this one tree in the middle of a flat area. Ok I get a lil steamed about it and make the statement " We are in a 43 acre field and I hit the only tree in the map." Of course Hazy cracks up since she had to ride with me as gunner. Now you know why I let her drive now.
Guess it was a you had to be there type thing but ask Hazy about it. I am sure she can add to the tale.
;)
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Hehe I remember that D, hilarious ;)
Why was this unstickied :'(
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Today something amazing happened...Volley complimented someone :o
:P
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BFM_Enoch: this is complitily off topic but i have a girl were i work who keeps calling me honey and babe.
everyone easle: just start laffing
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BFM_Enoch: this is complitily off topic but i have a girl were i work who keeps calling me honey and babe.
everyone easle: just start laffing
I remember that ROFL :siderofl:
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Ok, just got a gold one.
*Joins the poker room*
*10 seconds of silence*
BFM_Volley: What do you want Eddie?
BFM_Ediseye: Laawwwwwwlllllzzzzz?!?!?!
BFM_Volley: What's with you and your lawlz?
*Leaves Poker Room channel*
Hilarious! :LOL:
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ROFL!! ^^!
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Ok, just got a gold one.
*Joins the poker room*
*10 seconds of silence*
BFM_Volley: What do you want Eddie?
BFM_Ediseye: Laawwwwwwlllllzzzzz?!?!?!
BFM_Volley: What's with you and your lawlz?
*Leaves Poker Room channel*
Hilarious! :LOL:
LAWL BLUECARD!
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like lawl bluecard?
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Razgriz - "Hazy wanted me to paint the weapons on my model plane gold"
Me - "Because gold is a prettyfull color"
Razgriz - "Well, you know what, your face is a p--- nevermind"
*eye twitches*
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Razgriz - "Hazy wanted me to paint the weapons on my model plane gold"
Me - "Because gold is a prettyfull color"
Razgriz - "Well, you know what, your face is a p--- nevermind"
*eye twitches*
Lawl Razgriz would totally say that. Lol!
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Haha...I met an American in Malaysia and both him and the Aussies made "ya face" jokes...We got along well, I should say :P
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Me: Hmmm
Serenity: Hrm
Me: Err
Serenity: Hmmmmm uh?
Spidey: Hrmmmm!
Hydra: I wasn't talking to you Spidey!
Spidey: Don't go there, girlfriend *click* *click*
He really did the finger snaps...It was pretty funny XD
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Me: Hmmm
Serenity: Hrm
Me: Err
Serenity: Hmmmmm uh?
Spidey: Hrmmmm!
Hydra: I wasn't talking to you Spidey!
Spidey: Don't go there, girlfriend *click* *click*
He really did the finger snaps...It was pretty funny XD
haha good times feels like it was only yesterday ;D
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oh god
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OMG! I wish I had been there! I'm coming on Vent more.
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Me: Hmmm
Serenity: Hrm
Me: Err
Serenity: Hmmmmm uh?
Spidey: Hrmmmm!
Hydra: I wasn't talking to you Spidey!
Spidey: Don't go there, girlfriend *click* *click*
He really did the finger snaps...It was pretty funny XD
Ha!
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Today, Noodles: "hey is this oddball, coz ive got the oddball, yay!"
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Today, Noodles: "hey is this oddball, coz ive got the oddball, yay!"
wow, shocker :P :LOL: :P
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hehe
noodles: I bored now
Me: lol
noodles: I am lol, I want a pickle brb.
lol it was priceless at the time :P
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lol Its noodles what do you expect ;D
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OMG lol
ok here we go
Gosh who was it.....
kozmo, me, Balrog, Snappy, Zooka, Ben And some others
Snappy: lets page someone and be dead silent....
All: ok
Snappy: How bout taipan
All: sounds good
Snappy:ok 3, 2, 1
Kozmo has left the channel
Balrog: did he rat out on us
Me: I think he did
Taipan has joind the channel
Taipan: Well....
*dead silence*
Taipan has left the channel
All: hahahahahaha
Balrog: lets do Volley!
all: ok
Me: no
Balrog: why
Me: I like Volley, I requsted vent pass From HER. No way
All: fine
All blabber on
Volley has joined the channel
Kozmo has left the server
Volley: Kicked
All: :o :siderofl:
All: Lol kozmo paged Volley over and over lol, And got kicked. :LOL:
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OMG lol
ok here we go
Gosh who was it.....
kozmo, me, Balrog, Snappy, Zooka, Ben And some others
Snappy: lets page someone and be dead silent....
All: ok
Snappy: How bout taipan
All: sounds good
Snappy:ok 3, 2, 1
Kozmo has left the channel
Balrog: did he rat out on us
Me: I think he did
Taipan has joind the channel
Taipan: Well....
*dead silence*
Taipan has left the channel
All: hahahahahaha
Balrog: lets do Volley!
all: ok
Me: no
Balrog: why
Me: I like Volley, I requsted vent pass From HER. No way
All: fine
All blabber on
Volley has joined the channel
LOL i was in there
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i laughed so hard at that... "someone page me?, maybe not" :P
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Razgriz - "Hazy wanted me to paint the weapons on my model plane gold"
Me - "Because gold is a prettyfull color"
Razgriz - "Well, you know what, your face is a p--- nevermind"
*eye twitches*
lawl, let not go into you thinking that i paint my fingernails.
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You didn't exactly deny it... ::)
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i did!
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Sure...we believe you...
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so VxT you have split personalities huh?
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Twice.
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Razgriz this was classic.
We are all in the ce channel talking about random stuff. Out of nowhere Razgriz says" hey this fingernail polish remover really takes this polish off my nails." Dead silence rolls over the channel. then after about 30 sec of silence someone says " you paint your fingernails". Razgriz says " HUH!!!!" lawlz all around.
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Lawlz raz.
Ben: Raz paints His nails
Raz: I told You ben I dont! Get over it.
Me: lol
Me and Ben: Raz paints his Nails
... lol
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Gangus: Is there a BFM_Hazy 3?
Everyone: No, what server are they in?
Gangus: 2
Hazy: That's the server I'm in.
It was the number of laps that she had, lol it was funny.
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Kozmo: Hey Renegade, guess my age.
Me: ummmm would you be offended if i said 80? ;D
it was really funny
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Noodles: My Dad Picks On Me...
Us: Silence...
Noodles: One Time, He Sneezed On My Head...
Us: Insane Laughter!
Rofl, So Funny...
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Poor Noodles... :LOL:
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Noodles: My Dad Picks On Me...
Us: Silence...
Noodles: One Time, He Sneezed On My Head...
Us: Insane Laughter!
Rofl, So Funny...
Lol, yeah, that was great.
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Noodles: My Dad Picks On Me...
Us: Silence...
Noodles: One Time, He Sneezed On My Head...
Us: Insane Laughter!
Rofl, So Funny...
Heh, yea, that was funny
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rusty0:i wonder how i sould wake up my son this morning?
JANE: cold water
Snappy: PILEDRIVE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh comon you know you wana ^^
rusty0: wel yesterday i took the end of the wire and tickled his feet, ears, arms and he was saying what is THAT?
2 mins later....
Snappy: i still think you should piledrive him...
laughter all round the channel for the whole coversation ;)
good to have JANE back on vent ;) fuuun times
Snappy
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JANE was on vent!?
Poor Jane, she must be ill...
d_b
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I dont know how funny this is but ill give it a go (i think this was renegde) (may not be exact wording)
Noogie: yeah rene in your old age
Rene: Noogie your probably three times my age
Noogie: ok then how old are you
Rene: im 14
Noogie: not even close, im only 17
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I dont know how funny this is but ill give it a go (i think this was renegde) (may not be exact wording)
Noogie: yeah rene in your old age
Rene: Noogie your probably three times my age
Noogie: ok then how old are you
Rene: im 14
Noogie: not even close, im only 17
Naa that wasnt me... Its sounds funny though!
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Lol Omg
Me and renegade were in game. Someone comes in with tags that arent real.
Renegade:Beast pls change your name
Beast says why its my clan tags
Renegade: Beast pls change your name
Beast says i will report you to my leader
Us: lol
Me: Beast pls change your name
Beast says I will report you to my leader and we will have clan wars!
Us: LOL
Then we are on Blood Gulch
Renegade: Beast last chance pls change your name
Beast types If you make me take off my tags i will have to hack you.
Us: Omg LOL
;D :siderofl: :siderofl: It was CLASSIC!
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Lol Omg
Me and renegade were in game. Someone comes in with tags that arent real.
Renegade:Beast pls change your name
Beast says why its my clan tags
Renegade: Beast pls change your name
Beast says i will report you to my leader
Us: lol
Me: Beast pls change your name
Beast says I will report you to my leader and we will have clan wars!
Us: LOL
Then we are on Blood Gulch
Renegade: Beast last chance pls change your name
Beast types If you make me take off my tags i will have to hack you.
Us: Omg LOL
;D :siderofl: :siderofl: It was CLASSIC!
ZOMG that was so funny!
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Lol Omg
Me and renegade were in game. Someone comes in with tags that arent real.
Renegade:Beast pls change your name
Beast says why its my clan tags
Renegade: Beast pls change your name
Beast says i will report you to my leader
Us: lol
Me: Beast pls change your name
Beast says I will report you to my leader and we will have clan wars!
Us: LOL
Then we are on Blood Gulch
Renegade: Beast last chance pls change your name
Beast types If you make me take off my tags i will have to hack you.
Us: Omg LOL
;D :siderofl: :siderofl: It was CLASSIC!
I think I was in the server during that.
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ok.. Elvis don't ban me, lol
*Superhawk is driving me from red to blue on ice fields beneath the bridge to the nav. As we go around the rock i see an enemy loaded hog and fire from the rocket turret. Elvis comes from around the rock next to us and drives in front of us, away from the enemy hog, just as i pull the trigger*
:munch:
*MAJOR TEAMROCKET* :evil:
:bang:
Elvis: omg Exodus what was that
Exodus: Ah sorry Elvis, didn't see you
Elvis: You mean to tell me you couldn't see that big green arrow above my head in front of you?
Exodus: Ohhhh shut your face Elvis!
Elvis: omg.... i can't believe he just said that
*5 minutes of uncontrolable laughter* (Suprhwk was the best, he knew what happened :siderofl:)
............. ^^!
;D
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omg I can't believe you said that...
If I said that I'd lose my tags xD
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Exodus is on his way to a BOS...
The sigs he makes, the rules he breaks...
::)
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Exodus is on his way to a BOS...
The sigs he makes, the rules he breaks...
::)
ZOMG LOL
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I don't know who said this--it was definitely one of the Southerners. Usually I can barely understand what they're saying, stuff like "yee haw!" and "where's my horse? Nelly!" and whatever else they talk about. As such, I didn't catch the beginning of the comment, just the funny part:
(Okay, I think it was Dstroyr, though it may have been Cool, I've narrowed it down to those two. Or maybe it was Cool who said it and Dstroyr was the only one who laughed when I commented on it? I can't rememeber who said it now. )
"... Dash is running around..."
:LOL: I love a good unintended pun! And I don't care if no one thinks this is funny!
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I don't know who said this--it was definitely one of the Southerners. Usually I can barely understand what they're saying, stuff like "yee haw!" and "where's my horse? Nelly!" and whatever else they talk about. As such, I didn't catch the beginning of the comment, just the funny part:
(Okay, I think it was Dstroyr, though it may have been Cool, I've narrowed it down to those two. Or maybe it was Cool who said it and Dstroyr was the only one who laughed when I commented on it? I can't rememeber who said it now. )
"... Dash is running around..."
:LOL: I love a good unintended pun! And I don't care if no one thinks this is funny!
It's snot funny....
(Whoops! Typo! :winkgrin: )
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The whole pickle conversation in the Racing Room. ;D
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The whole pickle conversation in the Racing Room. ;D
Rofl yea.
I made like 5 people leave the racing room by telling them what i had to drink once >.<
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Exodus is on his way to a BOS...
The sigs he makes, the rules he breaks...
::)
:ninja:
The sig is gone... for the moment. :)
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Taipan: I want to bake a cake tomorrow.
Cool: Did you just say you want to bake a cake tomorrow?
Taipan: Yeah. Something real hard and complicated.
Ben: Do you have a pinny to wear when you are cooking?
Taipan: Huh? What the heck is a pinny?
Ben: A little dress thing you wear like a chef.
Hydra: An apron?
Cool: I think it's called an apron...
Ben: Yeah but a pinny has lots of frilly bits.
Cool: Hahaha...he said frilly bits...
We all cracked up laughing...It was so funny. Great call, Cool!
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:bang: I cant remember who it was but someone had heard Crystal talking about batman talking to someone named ceaser (if thats spelled right) and they thought Ceaser was Elvis's real name....I thought it was funny....
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lol renegade i remember that..... that was funny
Snappy
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Taipan: I want to bake a cake tomorrow.
Cool: Did you just say you want to bake a cake tomorrow?
Taipan: Yeah. Something real hard and complicated.
Ben: Do you have a pinny to wear when you are cooking?
Taipan: Huh? What the heck is a pinny?
Ben: A little dress thing you wear like a chef.
Hydra: An apron?
Cool: I think it's called an apron...
Ben: Yeah but a pinny has lots of frilly bits.
Cool: Hahaha...he said frilly bits...
We all cracked up laughing...It was so funny. Great call, Cool!
Lol yea.
Me: Yea coz thats like..Gangsta.
Everyone:*laughs*
Cool:Did you just say "gangsta"?
Me:Yep
Cool:*goes into a fit of laughter*
Rofl it was funny :D
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Taipan: I want to bake a cake tomorrow.
LIAR!!!
:winkgrin:
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While we were in a scrim about to go into infinity.
Kikn: Ok guys listen up.
Everyone in Team CAREW channel: Ok.
Kikn: This is a map where you need to get out. Even if there's a rocket at first nav, I want you to stay in your chain if you have one and keep going. Just like school, you can't always face the bully but you always can out run him in needed!
Everyone in Team CAREW channel: *Lolz and roflz*
Me: Dude that it totally going on Vent quotes.
:P
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Hydra, Taipan and i were on BFM Vent and Conatc's vent, and Taipan was talking through both.
Taipan:Stop it Renegade.
Me: you sound like one of the guys at a shopping mall.
Hydra: what? you said he sounds like one of the....ZOM Did you just say MALL???!!??!?!??!?!??
Lawl. I knew it would annoy Hydra. :D
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It was FendrBendr (my brother), Cool, Destroyr, Mxy and a few others in the channel. The racing was hot and the Smack-talk-mojo was powerful between the FendrBendr and I:
Me (after dodging Fendr's rockets): "Yeah, baby, That's how you drive!!!"
Fendr: "Man, I've had my license for 3 years longer than you."
Me: "That's right! And you needed the extra practice!"
Everyone else: "OhooooOO!!!!!" (clearly smack-talking is a spectator sport)
Fendr: "Oh yeah? At least I didn't get kicked off Mom and Dad's insurance!"
Me: "......!!!!" (It's true!)
Everyone else: "OHOOOOOOOOOOHHHH!!!!!" (Laughter ensues)
Me: <-------PWNT!
I still shake my head at that one!
-'Medic
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Window d_b
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Wrong thread Bunny? lol
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^
Yah, much? lawl.
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Zomg Hydra spam. Lol.
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Lawl! I was meant to post this ages ago... oh well
Wolf: Ohhh one of the links i posted on the forums has been removed!
Cool(i think he said it): did it have bad stuff?
Wolf: No
Hazy: Was it a picture of you?
LAWL!!!!!! It was hilarious!
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The other day me Dracaus and Nemesis were racing and some guy BFM-Burner ( an imposter) came in.
BFM-Burner:*Warning*No shooting teamates.
Nemesis: *Warning* No attempting to be a BFM.
Everyone: *laughs*
It was one of those gotta be there things.
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3000th thread view
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Wolf: Ohhh one of the links i posted on the forums has been removed!
Cool(i think he said it): did it have bad stuff?
Wolf: No
Hazy: Was it a picture of you?
LAWL!!!!!! It was hilarious!
ok found out today (from Whiplash) that this is how it went.
Wolf: Ohh one of the links i had on the forums has been removed!
Hazy: Did it have bad stuff?
Wolf: I dont think so.
Cool: Was it a picture of you?
Everyone: *Laughs*
Hazy: Gosh, and i thought i was mean!
:siderofl:
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Wolf: Ohhh one of the links i posted on the forums has been removed!
Cool(i think he said it): did it have bad stuff?
Wolf: No
Hazy: Was it a picture of you?
LAWL!!!!!! It was hilarious!
ok found out today (from Whiplash) that this is how it went.
Wolf: Ohh one of the links i had on the forums has been removed!
Hazy: Did it have bad stuff?
Wolf: I dont think so.
Cool: Was it a picture of you?
Everyone: *Laughs*
Hazy: Gosh, and i thought i was mean!
:siderofl:
LOL!
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Lawl. This just happened.
Whiplash: Yea im not on that much.
Me: Thats coz you cant break your low download for a month.
Whiplash: Yea well... UH
LAWL!!!
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It was me Razgriz and Mad Jokor in a channel, Raz and jokor were gonna play some CE.
Razgriz:Jokor do you have HugeButt?
Jokor: What??? do I have a Hugebutt?
(Laughing)
Me:Yea.. thats not a personal question at all..
(laughing)
Something like that yea it was good...
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Something like that yea it was good...
It was the best, I almost needed "lolerjets" :siderofl:
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BFM_Kozmo: I have one thing to say about exercise
BFM_Kozmo: *crunch*
*laughter*
BFM_Kozmo: mmm
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WNxSexyCat (inserver): *profanity*
me: ouch
Driver8:yeah and he was just asking how to join BFM
me: well thats never a good way to start off a relationship
Drive8: thats good, that should go on the thing on the forums, where you put what people say on vent when it is funny.
me: Vent quotes
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Cool : ive got a date tonight!!
Nrv : whats he look like??
ROFL
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Cool : ive got a date tonight!!
Nrv : whats he look like??
ROFL
OMG LOL i acually LOLED at that one oh man, that was one of the few times i LOL reading something
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Cool : ive got a date tonight!!
Nrv : whats he look like??
ROFL
^ that was funny :P
along with the other 5 minutes of it :D
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Cool : ive got a date tonight!!
Nrv : whats he look like??
ROFL
Oh, wow. Nice! Got me to laugh.
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Cool : ive got a date tonight!!
Nrv : whats he look like??
ROFL
oh god.... that is the best call EVER.
I could think of a few good replies to Mr. Nrvend here... but i'm not sure i would actually be able to say them over the top of my histerical laughter. lol
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Carter...
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Carter...
OMG LAWLZZ!!!!
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^^! lol :LOL:
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Carter...
Im not a stupid monkey remix xD
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^^! im not im not im not im not a stupid monkey ^^!
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^^! OMG TE ROF ROF LAWL BLUE CARD, anthing thing else saying EPICLY FUNNY :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
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Cool : ive got a date tonight!!
Nrv : whats he look like??
ROFL
ROFLMBO!!!!!
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omg Carter..... lol! That was the best!
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Well, where should I start? This will take a while to explain, so bear with me.
Well, this guy named Puc (He's a BOS, btw) starts to pop into our racing server under loads of aliases. He would say stuff like "Hey Elvis I'm a better person now please watch me Puc" and then leave the server before BFM_BigShot could react. This goes on for a good 15 minutes. BigShot is starting to get really annoyed by this, and you can hear it on vent (I called it once and I was right, it was puc). About the fourth time this happens, "puc" stays in the server to race a little bit. Right when the next map loads, Puc says "Its puc let elvis know I'm being good" and runs away. Then we hear on Vent:
"Arrrrrrgh!!!!!!! I knew it!!!!!!" (BigShot called it)
It's not that funny of a quote, but you had to be there to laugh. I was laughing not because of his unability to do anything, but because BFM_BigShot had said, "I betcha this is him" and he was right.
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omg Carter..... lol! That was the best!
I still laugh when i think of that xD
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That was BigShot I believe, Goalie :)
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Compdude (I think): I'm sitting in the scrim server with nothing to do but spam rules at myself.
...conversation
Mr Do: Or you could camp and have a pull down with yourself.
The channel loled at that :D Thanks Mr. Do :)
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Me: WHy didnt that nade stick? oh right im using frags...
People in channel: Lol
another one
Me: OMG my computer just said: "opening 65 itmes at one time will slow you computer down. are you sure you want to do this". NO!!!!!
Channel:rofl!
a few minutes later
Me: OMG my computers opened 25 things at once!!!!
Channel: ROFL!!!!!!
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yes, that was me Goalie LOL
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LAWL during the soccer scrim
Ediseye:Erm i need to use LOLERJETS to get back to teh hog
Everyone else: OMG ROFL!!!
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During the soccer scrim
Me: I got pwnt.
Ediseye: I have trained you well.
ROFL!!!!
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lawlz Its true that was funny!
Remember this one like when I was first put on a soccer scrim
Noodles: OMG did you just sticky that person in the back of the head halfway across the map?
Renegade: Yeah
Ediseye: Lawlz, Stickybot
LOL! That was great!
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lawlz Its true that was funny!
Remember this one like when I was first put on a soccer scrim
Noodles: OMG did you just sticky that person in the back of the head halfway across the map?
Renegade: Yeah
Ediseye: Lawlz, Stickybot
LOL! That was great!
LAWLZ!! That was great!
And then the rest of the map
Edi: Get back from the hog or ill set the stickybot on you!!
Rofl!
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BFMs 'Medic, Bleach, Jixar, Rusty, and myself, as well as Mr. P and steamer are in the same server.
steamer: Bob hog camped, I think I'm gonna need a BFM in here.
all: rofl
:LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
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ROFL! I hope he was being sarcastic ::)
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Compdude (I think): I'm sitting in the scrim server with nothing to do but spam rules at myself.
...conversation
Mr Do: Or you could camp and have a pull down with yourself.
The channel loled at that :D Thanks Mr. Do :)
I love Mr Do.'s sense of humor :)
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just had this with Ben right now, just him and me in the channel
Me: Yeah my 16 year old cuzin has been annoying me recently
Ben: And how old is this 16 year old cuzin
3 second silence..............
Ben: WAIT WAIT I just realized what I just said
LOL oh Ben you have your moments
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Enoch: Tell me when you hear what I am saying.
Steamer: Tell me when you hear what I am saying.
Enoch: I think someone is laggin' real bad.
Steamer: I think someone is laggin' real bad.
Enoch: Or it's just someone copying what I say.
Steamer: Or it's just Steamer copying what you say.
Enoch: The scary thing is I think the other guy sounds better than me.
*Silence*
Enoch: Enoch is a great guy.
Steamer: Who wear's ladies underwear.
^^! :LOL: :siderofl:
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LOL, I almost forgot bout this:
*Ben was making tigger a sig*
Ben: "You want a sig with the cartoon character tigger, right?"
(anonymous): "Y'know, I have a tattoo of Tigger."
(whole channel): "...You what!?"
(anonymous): "Yes, and one of Pooh."
Ben: "...Why?"
(anonymous): "It seemed like a good idea at the time... You probably don't want to know where it is either..."
:sweatdrop:
rofl!!!
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Enoch: Tell me when you hear what I am saying.
Steamer: Tell me when you hear what I am saying.
Enoch: I think someone is laggin' real bad.
Steamer: I think someone is laggin' real bad.
Enoch: Or it's just someone copying what I say.
Steamer: Or it's just Steamer copying what you say.
Enoch: The scary thing is I think the other guy sounds better than me.
*Silence*
Enoch: Enoch is a great guy.
Steamer: Who wear's ladies underwear.
^^! :LOL: :siderofl:
I knew i liked steamer the moment i met him!
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During our soccer scrim.
Me: Ben? Who's Ben?
Target: The only girl on our team.
:LOL:
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
I was just kidding Ben.......coughcoughnotcoughcough.
jk :P
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:P
Am i the only BFM to get all dressed up for soccer? :P
(you wont understand unless you play)
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Ben be proud of getting dressed up and putting on your make-up. It's our good luck charm in soccer scrims. I'm tellin ya :P
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Bump. This thread will be permitted to stay in the forum games section.
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In relation to Igor's riddle:
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What goes through the door without pinching itself? What sits on the stove without burning itself? What sits on the table and is not ashamed?
Noodragon: It's not a cat, is it? I sit my cat on the stove and it doesn't seem to burn.
ROFL!
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tonight i was the racing room with a bunch of people and we hear faintly "goodnight sweetie" from super hawk and ref goes "awwwww" then out of no where come cool in a highpitched girly voice "goodnight"
:cawg: :cawg: :cawg: :cawg: :cawg: :cawg: :cawg: :cawg: :cawg: :siderofl: :siderofl: :siderofl: :LOL:
then bleach come on and we recount the entire story but before we start we are getting details sorted out and
someone says "ya super was talking to his..."
Super - "daughter"
Cool "wife"
Ref "SirTaco"
ROFL :o :o :embarrassed: :neckbeard: :neckbeard:
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LOL! Poor Supr :'(
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Lol this happened today.
Playing Oddball on Longest, Ratboy is about to kill me, and I randomly throw the skull at him. He picks up the skull, dropping his weapon. Now at this point I'm still clicking wildly, and I somehow get off a rocket in his face. Me not realizing what had happened, listens to the following conversation.
Ratboy: Ah that was not even cool Mderms.
Me: What was?
Ratboy (to all in the channel): Mderms just threw the skull at me and I couldn't kill him.
Ben said smething at this point, can't remember what.
Me: A brilliant tactical manouver completely thought out from the start.
5 second pause...
Someone said at this point "You sure?"
Another 5 second pause...
Me: Maybe...
All: *laughs*
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Poor Samus xD
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Hydra: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Jane: I want to try that on someone one day. "Excuse me...Can I ask you a serious question?" "Sure". "Can we sit down first?" "OK." "Now...who lives in a pineapple under the sea?"
Jane again: I can barely say it without laughing!
Noodragon: Jane...can I ask you a serious question?
XDDDDDDDDDD
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Oh, this almost too mean, but ah well :P
It was my first time talking to samus on vent and we were playing hide and seek with sprite when she said she had to leave for a few minutes while her dad burned a few CDs. She stayed in the channel, and while she was gone samus starts talking about how "nice" sprite sounded and we started a little chat with me explaining how CAREW was sprite's dad and how sprite was one of the younger members (not extremely, but you know :P) and samus continued on about how sprite sounded nice lol. a few minutes later sprite gets back and explained again how her dad was burning CDs then she added one more detail...
Sprite: oh, and by the way whenever my dad has vent on like that he puts it on speaker phone so we can hear what people are saying in the channel.
Samus:Wait, you heard EVERYTHING we just said!?
Sprite: yep
Samus: uh, heh heh...
Me: *laughing my butt off at samus' nervousness*
Sprite: oh, and my dad heard everything you said about him being "too protective" but overall a "good dad" sonic
Me: *stops in mid laugh* eh?
Sprite and Samus: *laughing their butts off at my nervousness* :P
It was one of those "awkward moments" to the extreme lol
Welcome to vent Samus!! :P
Sonic
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:LOL: ^^! yeah, that was kind of awkward :P
Oh man, ive been on vent for like....24 hours and im already addicted, you guys are awesome!
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LOL Sonic and Samus! Good work, Carew :D :D ;)
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Lol, Sprite r cool.
This really puts it the best... Diehard6309: Sonic was laughing at samus then sonic got owned
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Me, JANE, Jimmy, and a few others I can't remember atm.
Me: Well, I'm gonna go now, guys. Cya later.
Jimmy: Bye JANE
**I log off**
**I reconnect a while later and go to the racing room**
(JANE was the only person in there atm.)
Me: Did Jimmy call me JANE!!!!
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this is just something with me
Me: You can tell me not to kill a captain on Vent, I won't listen though
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This wasn't on vent, but very funny, hope you don't mind... It was on Infinity, and someone (I think Apollo) said he was leaving, and apparently was waiting for the game/lap to finish, so it took awhile...
Apollo: well g2g
BFM_JANE: cya
Hogzilla: bye
(long pause)
Apollo: l8r
kiw: cya
(long pause)
Apollo: nice racing with you
(pause)
Apollo: thx Jane, maye c u tomorrow
(pause):
someone: no you hang up!
BFM_JANE: no YOU hang up!
Hogzilla: omg lol
kiw: lol
carl: lol
(long pause)
kiw: I thought he'd NEVER leave...
Apollo: ok, well thx guys
kiw: oops sry
Hogzilla: lol
(pause)
Apollo quit
BFM_JANE: lol
carl: lol
kiw:lol
(pause)
Welcome Apollo
Apollo: oh, one other thing...
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This wasn't on vent, but very funny, hope you don't mind... It was on Infinity, and someone (I think Apollo) said he was leaving, and apparently was waiting for the game/lap to finish, so it took awhile...
Apollo: well g2g
BFM_JANE: cya
Hogzilla: bye
(long pause)
Apollo: l8r
kiw: cya
(long pause)
Apollo: nice racing with you
(pause)
Apollo: thx Jane, maye c u tomorrow
(pause):
someone: no you hang up!
BFM_JANE: no YOU hang up!
Hogzilla: omg lol
kiw: lol
carl: lol
(long pause)
kiw: I thought he'd NEVER leave...
Apollo: ok, well thx guys
kiw: oops sry
Hogzilla: lol
(pause)
Apollo quit
BFM_JANE: lol
carl: lol
kiw:lol
(pause)
Welcome Apollo
Apollo: oh, one other thing...
Oh wow, LOLZ, pwnt.
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kiw: I thought he'd NEVER leave...
Apollo: ok, well thx guys
kiw: oops sry
Hogzilla: lol
(pause)
LOL! PWNT
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um... Diehard, you posted that twice...
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ROFL! I love the long Halo goodbyes!
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The other evening on vent, was very quiet considering there were a few people there..
Diehard: wow, it sure is quiet... Not like when Medic was on, thats for sure!
*chuckles*
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LOL! Yes! I loved that!
One of my faves so far
*I join the channel*
Me: Hi everyone
Everyone: Hi
'Medic: WORT WORT WORT
Me: o_O Whattttt???
'Medic: WORT WORT WORT!!!! The elite laugh
Everyone: LOL!
Everyone: *Starts talking about Grunts
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Everything Jane says.
=]
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Donate rice!
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xD!! JANE!!
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My new favorite thing on vent: Danger's giggle.
:giggle:
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OMG... you should have seen it when Darkn and I wer in the same channel (for practice with scrim team) and we both were giggling, we were annoying everyone! ROFL :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
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I put these in the other thread on the "old" forums but I like 'em, so here we go:
BFM_Some1: Medic's gotten me in the habit of, every time I spawn, I turn my headlight on.
BFM_Thud: What was that? Every time you turn your head, you projectile vomit?
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Moments after map start in Infinity, these two events happened at almost the exact same time.
Mxy is referring to a hog.
In-game: "Welcome Constipation"
MrMxy on vent: You gotta control your butt.
hahh that's funny..
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So after the scrim's on friday i was deleting the channels for the teams like a normally do and i was going thorugh the channels with people in them and moving them to diferent places so i could delete the channels.
Well i saw CAREW Dstroyr Elvis and Cool talking in the MaryK8 vs. Dstroyr channel so i thought, and with good reason, that Elvis probably wouldnt want me to jump in and ask if i could move them. So Eddie and i had a bit of fun.
First i changed the name to "This is the Cool Dude Channel" because there were a bunch of rather cool dudes in there. Then Eddie and i played around with the comment of the channel until they noticed it and Cool was like zomg you are too cool for school taco (i wish he said that)
then we played around some more and left it there until someone deletes it
pwnt.
~Sir :taco:~
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pwnt.
Quoted for truth.
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Celtic Rose talked :O!!!!!!!
That is the quote
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Celtic Rose talked :O!!!!!!!
That is the quote
what? I dont believe you! haha j/k ;D
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No.. I mean like.. alot. She is talking like almost as much as ME! OMG!! she will NOT take my spot on the talkitive list!
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She is talking like almost as much as ME!
Now that's just silly talk Diehard..
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Point taken :P!
Danger: *giggle*
Me: *Burst out laughing*
Celtic Rose: o_O
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No.. I mean like.. alot. She is talking like almost as much as ME! OMG!! she will NOT take my spot on the talkitive list!
Don't worry Diehard, nobody can talk more then you :P
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Don't worry Diehard, nobody can talk more then you :P
Than*
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Wanna Bet? Ask Ref... I talked so much at like 2:00 in the morning, I was scrimming with Ref, Max, AmD, Mike, and ummm.... Cant remember. Never talked so much in my life. ;D
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About 5 minutes ago.
In the KOS channel
ME: I love how my hotkey is my zoom button.
Diehard: I used to love how my hotkey was my crouch button. After a kill I would talk... didn't look too good.
Me: Watch your voice be skipping while you are talking. And watch everybody be like, "Diehard, what are you doing...?"
We were both laughing for about 10 minutes atraight. :LOL:
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What were you doing up at 2:00am, Noodles?
*Runs to tell Jrock* ;)
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NOESSS HYDRA! YOU'S JUST LIKE NEME!
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MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! :muah:
/Is ebil
<3 :P
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I wasn't being cold! ...
Don't worry RedEyes we love you! :hug:
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Lolz. I'm Sorry I have to post this. It was great.
So we all were playing CTF.
Tigger joined the Server
And Somehow we started talking about Winnie The Pooh. Lol.
So We were talking about Eyore and his Stick house always falling down, and I was just laughing! Lol.
Then Diehard says, "Yeah One time I climbed a tree thinking I could get to the Hundred Acre Woods!"
I Just about died from laughing, I couldnt breath... You had to be there though. It was great. ;D :siderofl:
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Lolz. I'm Sorry I have to post this. It was great.
So we all were playing CTF.
Tigger joined the Server
And Somehow we started talking about Winnie The Pooh. Lol.
So We were talking about Eyore and his Stick house always falling down, and I was just laughing! Lol.
Then Diehard says, "Yeah One time I climbed a tree thinking I could get to the Hundred Acre Woods!"
I Just about died from laughing, I couldnt breath... You had to be there though. It was great. ;D :siderofl:
LOL, yeah. I remember this. You can't forget about him looking for Christopher Robbins as well..
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LOL!!
Noodles and Brick..
Remember "CRob" :XD:
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Lolz. I'm Sorry I have to post this. It was great.
So we all were playing CTF.
Tigger joined the Server
And Somehow we started talking about Winnie The Pooh. Lol.
So We were talking about Eyore and his Stick house always falling down, and I was just laughing! Lol.
Then Diehard says, "Yeah One time I climbed a tree thinking I could get to the Hundred Acre Woods!"
I Just about died from laughing, I couldnt breath... You had to be there though. It was great. ;D :siderofl:
I was there but didn't quite get it lol. :\
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:sweatdrop: No comment
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Lolz CRob, You shoukld soo have that name! ;D
oh oh! Ready for this awesome pic!
(http://www.cartoondollemporium.com/Pooh/pooh_christopherrobin.jpg)
And Brick Of Course! Cant forget him!
(http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/1357497.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF1939057D9939C83F1067D05192BA373F00A5A5397277B4DC33E)
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And Brick Of Course! Cant forget him!
(http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/1357497.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF1939057D9939C83F1067D05192BA373F00A5A5397277B4DC33E)
Brick is sooo cute! :swoon:
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awww, bwicky wooks CUUUUUTE! :love:
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Guys, i just wanted to say....THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH EATING RAW BACON! XD LOL
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OMG Samus! I laughed so hard about that..
Well.. then again I laugh hard about most things :D!!
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Lolz CRob, You shoukld soo have that name! ;D
oh oh! Ready for this awesome pic!
(http://www.cartoondollemporium.com/Pooh/pooh_christopherrobin.jpg)
And Brick Of Course! Cant forget him!
(http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/1357497.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF1939057D9939C83F1067D05192BA373F00A5A5397277B4DC33E)
LOLZ
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;D
Brick, I couldnt forget about you!
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Not much of a quote, but still absolutely hilarious :haw: :haw:
After a BFM meeting, we were all in the Time Trials channel, and Pynk Dude, Mxy, Mderms, and Diehard were up in the racing room. Our meeting was over, and BOT pipes up... "let's all charge the racing room." So about 35-40 people all charged the racing room at once. Non-stop phonetics :neckbeard: :neckbeard: :neckbeard: :neckbeard: ... was great :P :P :P
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My ears are bleeding nao...
I started it by trying to see Sandoz's link and accidently DOUBLE CLICKED
I was pretty much on the floor laughing when I saw JANE's comment.
"*GASP* Mderms has heard our secrets!"
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Mderms.. -.-
You went in there and started an avalanche! They all went into our room because of u!
LOL
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lol.
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Curses YmdermsY!!! :argh:
You started the war....and I dont wanna fight, so you're by yourself!!! :P
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My ears are bleeding nao...
I started it by trying to see Sandoz's link and accidently DOUBLE CLICKED
I was pretty much on the floor laughing when I saw JANE's comment.
"*GASP* Mderms has heard our secrets!"
I don't know what you heard, but you came in right at the end of the meeting and Elvis was talking about getting a scrim together. That's what made me laugh cuz it might make you think that's all we were talking about the whole time. Red or blue--very important stuff.
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Me, JANE, Jimmy, and a few others I can't remember atm.
Me: Well, I'm gonna go now, guys. Cya later.
Jimmy: Bye JANE
**I log off**
**I reconnect a while later and go to the racing room**
(JANE was the only person in there atm.)
Me: Did Jimmy call me JANE!!!!
omg that was so funny, i remeber it i felt so stupid afterwoods.
i just read this whole thread and wow my gut is about to burst. good time.
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My ears are bleeding nao...
I started it by trying to see Sandoz's link and accidently DOUBLE CLICKED
I was pretty much on the floor laughing when I saw JANE's comment.
"*GASP* Mderms has heard our secrets!"
I don't know what you heard, but you came in right at the end of the meeting and Elvis was talking about getting a scrim together. That's what made me laugh cuz it might make you think that's all we were talking about the whole time. Red or blue--very important stuff.
I heard nothing... Because as soon as I jumped in I verbally said some random expletives without the hotkey active (thank god...) and left immediately. At the time I was, "Oh CRAP!" (something along those lines :sweatdrop:) and jumped back into the racing room right away lol...
The main reason I was freaking out was because, one, the channel said "DO NOT DISTURB PLS" and two, Diehard had said earlier that he dared me to jump in randomly and just start randomly screaming things.
:sweatdrop: :sweatdrop:
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wow.
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Yea.. :sweatdrop:
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This is not really a quote, but when DaNGeR starts laughing, ITS AWESOME!
LOL, if you were there, you know it! :yesyes:
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Lol put me and Danger in the same channel, and neither one of us can stop laughing. It's so hilarious.
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DaNGeR's laugh is so cute.
ZOM, yes.. I said cute...
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he sounds like he's losing something when he luaghs, and then we all make fun of him for it...only makes it worse tho ::)
Psst...hey DaNgEr, remeber your Hiding spot?
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I bet he's luaghing right now
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Rof, just happened.
Ben: *Says rcon then says rcon with words in replace of letters*
Me: Alrighty, thanks
Ben: No problem
tigger: Um, can you repeat that again?
Me: *Snicker*
Ben: Ok, ready tigger?
tigger: Yup.
Ben: *Repeats rcon*
tigger: Oh, ok. When you said tango, I got confused
Me and ben: *Laugh*
:-X
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Just now..
CRUD was on vent and I told him he needed to hear Dangers famous laugh..
So ..
Danger: *Giggles*
CRUD: *STARTS LAUGHING REALLY LOUD*
Diehard (Me!): *Laughing uncontrollably*
Whole channel: LOLZLOZLOLZOLZOLZOLZOLZ!
Me and Danger are still laughing
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HAHAHAHAHA... i'm still going! ^^! ^^! ^^! ^^! :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :siderofl: :siderofl: :siderofl: ^^! ^^! ^^! :roflol: :roflol: :roflol: :rotflmboOMG: :rotflmboOMG::rotflmboOMG: OMG, STO-O-O-O--- ^^! ^^! ^^! ^^! ^^!
ROFL i'm gonna love vent! :LOL:
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lol...
i got a headache from that..
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sorry dude... I can't help it..... which reminds me:
The REAL storyline:
Danger: hehehe
Me: HAHAHAHAHA
diehard: teehee
Me: *GALES*
diehard: tee hee
me: *SPASMS
diehard: tee hee
ect...
so it really wasn't my fault, lol :P
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A player on Sidewinder said something similar to "dang" and was warned immediately by Nemesis, Ratboy and Enoch. Then Nemesis said "c'mon kiwi, if you do it too we'll have a Warn-tacular"
And another time on Death Island a guest was asking a lot of questions about the rules. I spammed the full rules and at the end he asked: if I don't have fun, will I be kicked. And about 4 admins immediately all typed "yes". LOL
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i dont remember when this was but its burned into my memory forever
ok, so i normally have my finger on my hotkey so if i have to talk i can to it quickly, well, this time i didnt realise that i hadnt taken my finger off the hotkey to reset it first. so, i began humminh the batman theme song, dont ask why because even i dont know. i got through like half of it and i realised that everyone had stopped making noise. i looked down at my hotkey and realised that i was still transmitting! so i go "and i just had my hotkey on for the entire dong there didnt i?"
everyone burst into laughter XD
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Now you really are too loud on Vent CRUD :LOL: :P
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well... you DID say I don't talk enough... now I talk to much??? MAKE UP YOUR MIND, BOYO! :LOL:
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yaeh CRUD i have to turn my volume for u down to 12% :LOL:
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yaeh CRUD i have to turn my volume for u down to 12% :LOL:
umm...dumb question...how do I turn the volume down on 1 person...I can't find the place to do it :P
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ehh, i tried to turn down MY volume, but ehh then I think i made everyone ELSES get real loud cause i got blasted through my earphones, so i stopped fiddlin, lol.
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yaeh CRUD i have to turn my volume for u down to 12% :LOL:
umm...dumb question...how do I turn the volume down on 1 person...I can't find the place to do it :P
right click, go to misc go to specialeffects and change the volumne :P
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yaeh CRUD i have to turn my volume for u down to 12% :LOL:
umm...dumb question...how do I turn the volume down on 1 person...I can't find the place to do it :P
right click, go to misc go to specialeffects and change the volumne :P
It's not a very user-friendly interface even once you get there, I'm afraid....
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yeah theres a lot of stuff and it confuses me
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Sorry about that sandoz she was still learning the controls, I was probably telling her stuff at that time. Btw, her name was miscreitte. Its odd, but thats why we're friends...... Now i feel odd knowing that that quotes in public. Miscreitte will probably feel awesome. Which means i'll get bugged by her more now.... :bang:
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I'm being victimized. :P It's not my fault that I can't stop laughing.
Just now...
BFM_Sprite: Ha Ha (in a flat toneless voice, after she'd been killed)
Me: *giggle* don't say that, i'm gonna lose it!
BFM_Sprite: *Expirimentaly*: Ha Ha.
Me: *SPASMS*
BFM_Sprite: This is fun! Ha Ha.
Me: *Hopeless laughter*
Ect.
I'm BEING USED, AAAAAAH :P :LOL:
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Dangers laugh,, need I say more ! ^^! ^^! :LOL: :LOL: :siderofl: :siderofl:
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this happened just about 2 hours ago.
I'm in a server with Kakashi, and this guys joins. He isn't moving for a while...and all of a sudden we see him say
*warning* BFM stands for British Farming Measles.
then he quits
(few seconds later)
*ME* : Did he just say that as a hit and run?
Kakashi : Preaty Weak
this is more of an In game quote, but man, it was funny
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I'm being victimized. :P It's not my fault that I can't stop laughing.
Just now...
BFM_Sprite: Ha Ha (in a flat toneless voice, after she'd been killed)
Me: *giggle* don't say that, i'm gonna lose it!
BFM_Sprite: *Expirimentaly*: Ha Ha.
Me: *SPASMS*
BFM_Sprite: This is fun! Ha Ha.
Me: *Hopeless laughter*
Ect.
I'm BEING USED, AAAAAAH :P :LOL:
I totally Got CRUD with this, its lasted like 10 mins, id just start fake laughing, and it workd
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aaa, see? MORE people are learning to use me. One of these days i'll pass out from lack of oxygen because I can't breath while laughing. But does this get me a reprieve? ooo noo... ::) :LOL:
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You should learn to breathe Helium like Mxy.
=D
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cool will soon be changing his name to darth vader
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You should learn to breathe Helium like Mxy.
=D
ehh. you don't want to see the after effects of enhaling helium. It would mean when I went off on a laughing streak, it would sound like I was being strangled.
O, and cool will soon be changing his name to darth vader
does that mean I will be darth vader, or will Cool be darth vader? :LOL: :LOL:
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no you proberely havent heard him breathing into his mic. sounds like darth vader. funniest thing in a scrim one time, just one of those moments where everyone is quite and concentrating
*darth vader noice*
whole channel laugthed till the end of the map
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OOO, lol... I got mixed up. You see, I use "darth teddy" in-game, so I thought he was gonna change my name on vent.... but I had wondered why that would be posted here, lol.
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About 5 minutes ago. I had said about an hour earlier that I needed a flyswatter (what brought this up? No idea, some comment about xplora needing cookies) because there was this giant fly buzzing around my head for the past two hours.
Any way, two maps later.
Me: Oooh look, theres that fly again.
5 second pause
Me:*starts singing jaws theme*
Another 5 seconds.
Me: *a smack comes over the mike*
Me: Yay. I got me a kill!
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Nemesis: Jaaane
Nemesis: Jaaaaaaaane
Me: Nemesis
Nemesis: Jaaaane!
Me: Ron
Me: Ron
Me: Ron Weasley!
Jane: Hermoine!
Nemesis: Harry!
Saes: *starts playing the actual video/song over vent*
Everyone: Lots of gasping for air. As it continued several minutes afterword
;D ;D ;D ;D
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I typed out the website incorrectly, with .org at the end:
(ingame)Enoch: .net :p
(vent)me: I always get it mixed up...
Enoch: well organizations have staffs that get paid for their work.
me: i think we should become an organization. I want my 10 cents an hour!
Enoch: That's a good starting salary...
Kakashi: I just want the hat.
lol
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Cool: So anyway..*baby on his lap makes noise*... hold on one sec there exy.
Exodus: ok *laughs*
Cool: Wow hold on there don't do that. Take that out of your mouth.
Baby: *chewing and slurply noises over the mic*. Ahh!
Cool: Get that out of your mouth! (the last sentence by Cool seems far away, as the mic is in the baby's mouth, and blocking the noise).
Cool: Hold on one sec.
Exodus: *laughing uncontrollably*
ROFL!
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^^^^^ ^^! ^^! ^^! ^^! that made me laugh uncontrollably and i only read it
BUMP, cause i like reading these storys
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This wasn't a quote, but we had 3 BFM_Booyahs in vent about 11:45pm CDT US. I thought it was funny. Just imagine all three talking at the same time.
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There were 6 of me on vent at one time... -.-
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There were 6 of me on vent at one time... -.-
make up ur mind orbit! stay or leave? :P she was in and out all the time tonight lol
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Me, Mig, and Skedog were having a good time on my first day back in the Corporals Channel ^_^
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the cool and baby mic thing happen to me to, the baby accually broke his mic. he had to go and get his spare.
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^^! ^^!
Baby Cool is smart!
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xen0n was explaining to me and LEO how he and Vinci live in different countries but speak the same language.
xen0n: "Its like you English and Americans."
Me: "What!? We don't speak the same language! They speak 'English' and us Americans speak...um...'American'?" ::)
LEO: "No. You guys speak 'American English'. Australians have a weird language too.*uses very strong 'Australian-speak'* You speak with your nose alot. And personally, I have never ate a 'shrimp off a barbie'."
Me: "What about a 'Ken'?"
LEO: "A what? A 'ken off the barbie'?"
Me: "No. A 'shrimp off a Ken'. You know, the male version of the barbie doll..."
LEO: "...That was the worst joke ever!" :XD:
Me: "Be kind. I don't speak your language." :haw:
:haw:
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xen0n was explaining to me and LEO how he and Vinci live in different countries but speak the same language.
xen0n: "Its like you English and Americans."
Me: "What!? We don't speak the same language! They speak 'English' and us Americans speak...um...'American'?" ::)
LEO: "No. You guys speak 'American English'. Australians have a weird language too.*uses very strong 'Australian-speak'* You speak with your nose alot. And personally, I have never ate a 'shrimp off a barbie'."
Me: "What about a 'Ken'?"
LEO: "A what? A 'ken off the barbie'?"
Me: "No. A 'shrimp off a Ken'. You know, the male version of the barbie doll..."
LEO: "...That was the worst joke ever!" :XD:
Me: "Be kind. I don't speak your language." :haw:
:haw:
:LOL: thats awesome
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I wish I was there for all of this :'(
This is hilarious
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This was in a TeamSpeak I go to, but still the same general idea.
Yeah, we were all just babbling on about something, la-di-da, when I had to go AFK.
I switch to the AFK room (not having my room up on that server at the time), mute my stuff, then when I get back, I unmute and switch back to where I was.
The first thing I hear is Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up.
As if that wasn't bad enough, ol' Bort says he's going to put that on the CDs he's supposed to burn for a wedding. Can you imagine an ENTIRE wedding RickRolled? lol
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People in this amazing discussion: Myself, Warlord, Wic, Scar, Trogdor
*Being dr. sues quotes*
Fear, near, calves, navs, etc.
Scar: *Random quotes that don't actually rhyme*
Wic: Good try sca-
Warlord: No
10 minutes of laughter :XD:
Scar: Ok, ok, ok, ok, I got it, here we go, here we go
Warlord (Rapping style): Yo, yo, yo, here we go, lets do it, lets do it
*Laughter, me and wic cry*
Scar: *Gives another rhyme that doesn't technically rhyme*
Warlord: Let's just give up here, it's going to hurt to think of them.
Scar: It already is hurting.
You might have had to be there, but dude, so epic. :XD:
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People in this amazing discussion: Myself, Warlord, Wic, Scar, Trogdor
*Being dr. sues quotes*
Fear, near, calves, navs, etc.
Scar: *Random quotes that don't actually rhyme*
Wic: Good try sca-
Warlord: No
10 minutes of laughter :XD:
Scar: Ok, ok, ok, ok, I got it, here we go, here we go
Warlord (Rapping style): Yo, yo, yo, here we go, lets do it, lets do it
*Laughter, me and wic cry*
Scar: *Gives another rhyme that doesn't technically rhyme*
Warlord: Let's just give up here, it's going to hurt to think of them.
Scar: It already is hurting.
You might have had to be there, but dude, so epic. :XD:
LOL
Now After...
ScaR: My Ryming days are over after tonight
Warlord: They Never Started...
*Everyone is laughing for a while*
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Orange + Door Hinge = NO Scar...No...
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As if that wasn't bad enough, ol' Bort says he's going to put that on the CDs he's supposed to burn for a wedding. Can you imagine an ENTIRE wedding RickRolled? lol
Buahaha! I did that at a wedding I went to recently. At the party afterwards, they were taking requests so I requested that. :D Lol, pwnt.
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Cr@zy: Zilla.. why did you stop in front of my hog and get killed??
Zilla: It was pretty! The shiny red lights attracted me!
lolz.
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Just remembered this, I went AFK for a while and upon my return said:
BFM_Hlao: Sorry, I'm back!
BFM_easykil: So are we.
:toughguy:
:hug: easy, lol.
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Cr@zy: Zilla.. why did you stop in front of my hog and get killed??
Zilla: It was pretty! The shiny red lights attracted me!
lolz.
yea lol
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LEO, Me, Jim360 and a few others were talking about things like "If a tree in a forest does it still make a sound if no-one is there to here it?" or something like that.
LEO: Yes! It still makes a sound.
Me: If i cant drive, does that mean i will fail my driving test when i take it?
*silence for 10 seconds*
Everyone at once: YES
Lol
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So I'm on Infinity, in solo rocket hog after escaping the nade fest at map start, and the following ensues:
Dreper (I Think): Walker is that you in the lead rocket hog?
Walker: Yep
Dreper: If you slow down I'll gun for you
At this point, I see a rocket impact near me and think, "Hmm odd ... Dreper must be near a friendly hog with gunner who's not so careful with his rockets." Then I notice my shield went down, and now I'm confused. So...
Walker: I think there's an enemy between us
(Long Pause)
Voice: No
Walker: Sure there's no enemy hog between us?
Voice: Nah, slow down and I'll gun for you
Walker: OK
By now I'm at the refinery, at the middle path, and slow down ... a rocket comes my way and narrowly misses as I jump out ... sure enough, enemy hog!
Walker: Nooooooo! Don't kill me! <proceeds to hide behind hog for cover>
Voice: I'm sorry Walker, I couldn't help it ... that was horrible but funny at the same time.
The 'Voice' I thought was Dreper was actually hogzilla/bfm_zilla ... :doh:
We cracked up about it for a few minutes though ... I'll remember that one for a while ... ^^!
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So I'm on Infinity, in solo rocket hog after escaping the nade fest at map start, and the following ensues:
Dreper (I Think): Walker is that you in the lead rocket hog?
Walker: Yep
Dreper: If you slow down I'll gun for you
At this point, I see a rocket impact near me and think, "Hmm odd ... Dreper must be near a friendly hog with gunner who's not so careful with his rockets." Then I notice my shield went down, and now I'm confused. So...
Walker: I think there's an enemy between us
(Long Pause)
Voice: No
Walker: Sure there's no enemy hog between us?
Voice: Nah, slow down and I'll gun for you
Walker: OK
By now I'm at the refinery, at the middle path, and slow down ... a rocket comes my way and narrowly misses as I jump out ... sure enough, enemy hog!
Walker: Nooooooo! Don't kill me! <proceeds to hide behind hog for cover>
Voice: I'm sorry Walker, I couldn't help it ... that was horrible but funny at the same time.
The 'Voice' I thought was Dreper was actually hogzilla/bfm_zilla ... :doh:
We cracked up about it for a few minutes though ... I'll remember that one for a while ... ^^!
i did that same thing to macair on gephy
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*The condensed version*
Ratboy: OMG why can't I hit you!!!!!
Thud: Well I have on my lucky anti-Ratboy underpants!
...
Someone: Oh now I'm going to have bad dreams!
*Ecstatic laughter*
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Ratboy! Never ending source of amusement.
OMG! I just hit him like six times! No way!! Why didn't he die?! OMG. This is crazy! Aw, I'm going to have to try another server, I don't believe this! OMG, we flipped now, and my driver drove off! No way!
:P
It's ok Ratboy, take a deep breath... :hug:
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Me, Fuzion, Hershelt, and Snake in Corporal's Channel (don't ask why).
Bored in KOS, we were talking about Disney.
Hershelt: Ahh Rypp! You know Vanessa Hudgens right?
Me: Yea of course!
Snake: *snickers*
Me: But Miley Cyrus is way better.
Fuzion: Who's Miley Cyrus??
Me: You don't know who Miley Cyrus is?!?!
Snake: *laughing*
Hershelt: Fuzion do you know who Hannah Montana is?
Fuzion: OMG! *kicks me out of the channel*
5 seconds later...
Fuzion: *pulls me back in*
Everyone: Lol.
I love Miley forever!
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Just happened a few minutes ago :neckbeard: :neckbeard:
We were talking about impostors and iMac had his first impostor already. He goes on to say:
bfm_iMac: Well you know what they say...flattery is the sincerest form of...wait *silence*
Someone (BFM_xplora?): Imitation? *laughs*
Everyone & JANE: *LAUGHING*
Then I corrected him after I caught my quickly lost breath, but I don't think anyone heard me cuz JANE was still laughing! :doh: :bang: :doh: :bang: (<3 JANE)
"Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery." :)
You had to be there. It was a quick hoot!
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I love Miley forever!
may i ask why?
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You will never learn my friend, never. :drool:
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Me, Fuzion, Hershelt, and Snake in Corporal's Channel (don't ask why).
Bored in KOS, we were talking about Disney.
Hershelt: Ahh Rypp! You know Vanessa Hudgens right?
Me: Yea of course!
Snake: *snickers*
Me: But Miley Cyrus is way better.
Fuzion: Who's Miley Cyrus??
Me: You don't know who Miley Cyrus is?!?!
Snake: *laughing*
Hershelt: Fuzion do you know who Hannah Montana is?
Fuzion: OMG! *kicks me out of the channel*
5 seconds later...
Fuzion: *pulls me back in*
Everyone: Lol.
I love Miley forever!
Hahaha yeah that was so Funny! :headbonk: :headbonk:
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-- During soccer scrim --
JRock: Goal!
[we walk to their base and take their ammo lol]
MiG: OMG don't steal our ammo!
Me: But it's not against the rules!
JRock (who is the ref): But it's not nice!
Brick: Well killing is not nice either but it's allowed.
Rofl.
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-- During soccer scrim --
JRock: Goal!
[we walk to their base and take their ammo lol]
MiG: OMG don't steal our ammo!
Me: But it's not against the rules!
JRock (who is the ref): But it's not nice!
Brick: Well killing is not nice either but it's allowed.
Rofl.
;D
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This was in chat, but we laughed in vent... :P
someone in the server mentioned Kiwi and used the term "she" :embarrassed:
Kiwi: I'm not a girl!
Ratboy: But Kiwi, your voice is the most girlish I've ever heard
Kiwi: Ratboy, you need to get out more
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This was in chat, but we laughed in vent... :P
someone in the server mentioned Kiwi and used the term "she" :embarrassed:
Kiwi: I'm not a girl!
Ratboy: But Kiwi, your voice is the most girlish I've ever heard
Kiwi: Ratboy, you need to get out more
Burnnnnnn!
Shame on you Ratboy, damaging the name of yourself, one of my students...:D. Especially to that...thing they call the Kiwi ;).
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This was in chat, but we laughed in vent... :P
someone in the server mentioned Kiwi and used the term "she" :embarrassed:
Kiwi: I'm not a girl!
Ratboy: But Kiwi, your voice is the most girlish I've ever heard
Kiwi: Ratboy, you need to get out more
Roff-full! Kiwi was on a roll that night!
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This is for wixxie.
I made her a poem and read it on vent. She made me promise to post it:
Wixxie is a pixie who we see on vent.
When she talks to us she has a funny accent.
When she throws a nade you'll say "Where my shields went?"
She's a racer, not a camper she don't even own a tent.
-'Medic
you can see (http://www.bfmracing.net/forums/index.php/topic,9636.msg72214.html#msg72214)
that I fancy myself a poet. (http://begformercy1.proboards60.com/index.cgi?board=announce&action=display&thread=15426&page=2)
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-'Medic
you can see
that I fancy myself a poet.
Your a poet
and we didn't know it
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There was this problematic person in our server. So ben came into the server-
BFM_Ben: Alright he's gone.
BFM_Rypto (i believe sorry if im wrong): Hey I just got banned!
.....lol then a few minutes later when they were filing ban reports
BFM_Ben: *chuckles* now to do your ban report Rypto.
we all make mistakes but u just sounded so innocent.
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Here is one from WoW vent...
Halfway through a raid...
"Guys, I think my cat threw up on my head."
This is why you never let your feline friends sit on your shoulder playing, ladies and gentlemen.
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*During 2v2*
Tigger: So we need 1 more to start the 2v2
Fuzion: Man I need a partner
Rypto: Why don't you ask someone in the Racing Room?
Tigger: Yeah, you wanna go ask Fuzion?
Fuzion: Wait, I think I have my partner. *pulls RHRK Disk Jockey to channel who starts playing Michael Jackson* Ohhh yeah.
Tigger/Rypto: Lol.
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After being forced to listen to the Disk Jockey for a minute, we are back to square one.
Fuzion: Man I still need a partner.
Rypto: Yeah lol.
*Max comes into the channel*
Max: Hey you still need a 4th person?
Tigger, Rypto, Fuzion: Yea!
Max: Wow, that sucks. *leaves channel*
Tigger, Rypto, Fuzion: ...
*Max comes back in*
Max: JK, lol, I'll play.
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Since I no longer have a working headset (mine died when I accidentally pulled the cable, don't ask), I have to use Microsoft Sam as my "voice" in TeamSpeak/Ventrilo.
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Not *technically* a vent quote, buy hey, it's well worth it...
During a sidewinder race, I invented a couple of new code words: "Cheese-and-Onions" and "Ready-Salted"s which mean... wait for it...
blue walkers and red walkers :haw: :haw:
(think about it)
Had Hlao rofling for the rest of the map!!!
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*cirickets*
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Uhm i'm sorry but i'm not getting it?
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Walkers is a brand of crisp makers, two of their flavours of crisp being Cheese and Onion (in blue packets) and Ready Salted (in red packets).
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:LOL:
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Clever. But only once you know that. :P
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So Thud was helping Enoch with some issues and they seemed to be doing well, so Enoch follows them. Ten minutes later, Enoch reinstalls Halo and (not all verbatim):
Enoch: Should I restart now?
Thud: Registry cleaner will take all the entries for Halo out since it was uninstalled.
Enoch: But I just reinstalled it. Should I restart?
Thud: Normally yeah, but since you removed it all it .. <launched into long-winded techo-babble, finishes>
Long Pause
Enoch: I don't have time for this, I have to restart.
"Enoch has left the server"
^^!
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HogZilla *sing-song voice*: wouldn't you like a sticky too?
Thud: a sticky what?
HogZilla: a sticky - i just threw one at him
Thud: a sticky WHAT?
Martiler: Sounded like a p-word...
HogZilla: no, a sticky - you know, a plasma grenade
Thud: Oh right - i was about to ask what you guys are throwing at each other!
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A great and confusing application of logic:
"
jim360: well, anyway, I will leave you to it!! ... whatever "It" may be
BFM_JANE: indeed ... have fun racing?
jim360: probably it is what it shouldn't be... ie it = not it
BFM_JANE: it is not
jim360: and hence it = 0
BFM_JANE: is it?
jim360: maybe
jim360: it can only be something else if there is no something for it not to be
jim360: ...
jim360: I think
BFM_JANE: of course, duh!
"
Enjoy!!
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Wha? This got bumped back a page?!? KEEP THIS ALIVE! :toot:
:bump:
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On Vent, while talking about the 2v2 team, I thought Igor was messing with me:
JANE: I don't see Xenon very often.
Igor: No, you'll race more with xsix, and Xenon and I will race more together.
JANE: Yeah, I don't see you often either. What time is it there? What time is it for the others?
Igor: It's about (and then he said some times, which I didn't listen to)
JANE: Oh, okay. What time zone are you in? What time is it for them right now?
Igor: We only have one time zone.
JANE: No you don't, you have like four.
Igor: No, we have one.
JANE: No you don't! I know there's at least three─
Igor: We only have one time zone!
JANE: No, there are different ones, I've heard Hydra talking about Australian Eastern Standard Time!
Igor: ...I'm not in Australia...
JANE: What?
Igor: ...
JANE: ...
Igor: ...
JANE: OMG! You're in England! I am so embarrassed!
So while I'm laughing and talking about how stupid I am (with Igor thoughtfully agreeing) I manage to keep to myself the fact that I can't tell the difference between English and Aussie accents. Close one, phew! :-X
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On Vent, while talking about the 2v2 team, I thought Igor was messing with me:
JANE: I don't see Xenon very often.
Igor: No, you'll race more with xsix, and Xenon and I will race more together.
JANE: Yeah, I don't see you often either. What time is it there? What time is it for the others?
Igor: It's about (and then he said some times, which I didn't listen to)
JANE: Oh, okay. What time zone are you in? What time is it for them right now?
Igor: We only have one time zone.
JANE: No you don't, you have like four.
Igor: No, we have one.
JANE: No you don't! I know there's at least three─
Igor: We only have one time zone!
JANE: No, there are different ones, I've heard Hydra talking about Australian Eastern Standard Time!
Igor: ...I'm not in Australia...
JANE: What?
Igor: ...
JANE: ...
Igor: ...
JANE: OMG! You're in England! I am so embarrassed!
So while I'm laughing and talking about how stupid I am (with Igor thoughtfully agreeing) I manage to keep to myself the fact that I can't tell the difference between English and Aussie accents. Close one, phew! :-X
lol :XD:
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Dont worry about it jane. I get confused like that a lot of the time too.
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Wait....
THEY HAVE ACCENTS?!?!
:o ::)
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Zilla's singing...
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^^! ^^! :XD:
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Ahh gotta love a full CE server...
Got a few here from multiple nights, lets see now...
Couple nights ago, It was me, Cool, and a whole bunch of other people I cannot remember right now. It was on newchaosgulch
Everytime Cool died we usually heard this...
You killed BFM_Cool (in server)
Cool (vent): *insert reaction here*
Cool's daughter(?): Ha ha you died again
She's mocking you :P
Last night was probably one of the funnier nights I've had, and I have two from them:
Last night it was me, Renegade, Samurai, Gangus, Hogzlla, Muzak, Meeelisa, Cool, Kiwi, and others who I am forgetting right now (sorry :'()
Anyway first one was on Facing Worlds Rx I believe, Renegade was gunning me and him and Samurai have been going at it all night:
Renegade: Die sammy die
Samurai: I'm on your team dipstick
Channel: LOL
Muzak (in server): *WARNING* Please do not be rude to other guests
Channel: ROFL!
Then later, after a close game on Blockfort, the ever funny Cool chimes in with a little too much info...
Cool: Just for the record, my butt's numb
Channel: LOL!
Can't remember what else happened, but I left after the numb comment, chest was sore from laughing so much :)
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On Vent, while talking about the 2v2 team, I thought Igor was messing with me:
JANE: I don't see Xenon very often.
Igor: No, you'll race more with xsix, and Xenon and I will race more together.
JANE: Yeah, I don't see you often either. What time is it there? What time is it for the others?
Igor: It's about (and then he said some times, which I didn't listen to)
JANE: Oh, okay. What time zone are you in? What time is it for them right now?
Igor: We only have one time zone.
JANE: No you don't, you have like four.
Igor: No, we have one.
JANE: No you don't! I know there's at least three─
Igor: We only have one time zone!
JANE: No, there are different ones, I've heard Hydra talking about Australian Eastern Standard Time!
Igor: ...I'm not in Australia...
JANE: What?
Igor: ...
JANE: ...
Igor: ...
JANE: OMG! You're in England! I am so embarrassed!
So while I'm laughing and talking about how stupid I am (with Igor thoughtfully agreeing) I manage to keep to myself the fact that I can't tell the difference between English and Aussie accents. Close one, phew! :-X
Thats an insult! WE Aussies sound nothing like English people. jk we actually sound pretty similar... so i know what you mean
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I know. I'm tempted to call Ben an aussie sometimes :-X
Small history lesson: England sent all its prisoners and criminals to what is known now as Australia (Hence why they sound similar). But that was hundreds of years ago.
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yesterday me, thud and ben were playing KOS and a player called: "yo mama" came in. Ben asked then to change the name and a few minutes later over vent came this:
Ben: i'm sorry thud
Ben: i'm going to have to kick yo mama
:XD:
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(http://i42.tinypic.com/juzfgn.png)
Only a few people will get this, but it's still funny :P
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this was epic...
kiwi has joined the channel
kiwi: ben come to the sergeants channel
kiwi has left the channel
bfm ben has left the channel
filla: ben you been here 2 minutes and you make everyone leave
Marty and Blizard: Bens not here
Blizard: filla you need to listen
Filla: what?
:XD:
and there was another 1 ;D
Filla: die Blizard!
Blizard: no...
Marty: :XD:
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Filla: Don't shoot me blues, I just want a double killtackular!
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jim360: "Nice shooting bas, there"
Bowser: "Thankyou"
jim360: "Umm... I meant basanio."
Basanio: "Don't go stealing my credits bowser."
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hehehe, I thought you said bow, and I assumed it was me. :XD:
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Exodus: I'll catch you later jim
jim360: See ya
*silence*
jim360: Oh wait, I'm the one that's going.
:embarrassed:
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lol jim :LOL:
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MrMxy gives us a lesson in computer technology. He may say something more about it after I post, but I'll try and detail it as much as I can. Basically, the ping is the process of sending packets to an IP. "Pong" is the opposite of that.
So, without further ado...
MrMxy: Arrgh, why is the server so laggy?
Goalie: Maybe it's your pong.
:LOL:
Goalie: So refresh my memory, ping is sending info to an IP?
ColWalker: And pong is a game.
:siderofl:
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Ummm.... Okay...
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Medic: the teams are uneven miser, you want to ask someone to switch?
Miser: They seem fine to me.
Medic: They're 5-3 by my count.
Miser: It's 4 -3 though.
Medic: No, it's definitely 5-3. There's you, n and n; and me, n, n and n.
jim360: err, Medic, that's four.
Medic: ...
Medic: And tomorrow's lesson with be Math.
jim360: LOL
...
Medic: So, will you ask someone to switch then miser?
jim360: Err, medic, we just established that the teams were even.
MEdic: ...
Medic: OK... Medic will be back in a second after he bangs his head against the wall.
Medic: *BANG* OW! *BANG* OW! *BANG* OW! *BANG* OW! *BANG* OW!
Everyone: OMGROFL!!!!!!
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Medic: the teams are uneven miser, you want to ask someone to switch?
Miser: They seem fine to me.
Medic: They're 5-3 by my count.
Miser: It's 4 -3 though.
Medic: No, it's definitely 5-3. There's you, n and n; and me, n, n and n.
jim360: err, Medic, that's four.
Medic: ...
Medic: And tomorrow's lesson with be Math.
jim360: LOL
...
Medic: So, will you ask someone to switch then miser?
jim360: Err, medic, we just established that the teams were even.
MEdic: ...
Medic: OK... Medic will be back in a second after he bangs his head against the wall.
Medic: *BANG* OW! *BANG* OW! *BANG* OW! *BANG* OW! *BANG* OW!
Everyone: OMGROFL!!!!!!
hehe
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I like how his response to his mental math slip was to further damage his head.
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LOL what Jim posted that was hilarious! :LOL:
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Hogzilla: Oh no, I think my mouse isn't working!
(He keeps telling us how he can't turn and all that, then we hear this:)
Hogzilla: *thud* Okay, now it really isn't working!
:LOL:
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Here is one that just happened.
Cool has joined the server
Cool: OK you guys are going to laugh at what I just did but can someone kick ___ (don't remeber the name) Because I just kicked myself...
Everyone starts laughing
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Ok, this is my first time on vent--
Enoch: "hey arya, are you a boy or girl?"
Me: "Girl!! I have a cough! It's not my fault!"
Then everyone starts laughing... haha... enoch, lol.
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a couple days ago there was a player named yourheadplz and had been causing problems. i was in the server with IMaybeU and Dstroyr had just joined the channel in vent:...
everyone:Hey D/ Dstroyr
Me: Hey D i just kicked yourhead for not racing.
Invert(i think): said wow i can only kick people from our servers.
Jane: *laughs*
Me: *obliviously* wait what did i say? did i say dstroyr?
everyone: *laughs*
:LOL: i had no idea what i just said, i thought i made the mistake of saying D's name instead of IMaybeU's nd then realized i just said D i kicked yourhead
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lol MiG f41Ls 3p1kL13 :XD:
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Medic: I think this new guy could become BFM_Frosty...
...
Flyboy: wow he made some great shots there, maybe he's an undercover BFM?
(Fender, ingame): no
Flyboy: err, did he just respond to our vent convo??
(Fender ingame): no, I did not
Flyboy: this is seriously weird...
(Fender, ingame): no it isn't. Busted, bye all
Medic: Fender, was that you???
:siderofl:
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this 1 was last night
speedy ok im kissing a aussie bloke
me WHAT!
everyone ecstatic laughter
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At least you're teaching your kids to be friendly Slim. :siderofl:
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disclaimer - not exact quotes and about a week ago so memory is sketchy.
Fraggle - C'Mown! Yeah!
Medic - a friend and I were attempting to analyse and decode gangster speak a while ago.
Fraggle - okay,?
Medic - Basically, there is a formula. ( can't remember this bit)
Medic - so it comes out like [gangsta voice]" I was all like, Whooooooo! and he was like, nah, but we were like, Yeah, know what I'm sayin?"[/gangsta voice]
I just sat there for a minute with my jaw on the desk taking this all in.
Fraggle - okaaaayy!
So funny to hear Madic's gangsta voice I had to have a go too. for which I sincerely apologise to all on vent at the time :siderofl: Especially Ben who, to his bewilderment, came into the channell about halfway through one of my "Whooooooo's"
Fraggle
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BFM_Cool: There's a rock there...
BFM_Slayton: Thank you. I noticed that.
BFM_Gangus: Yeah, there was a guy walking around with a rocket near the middle
BFM_Cool: Really? I was talking about this big rock Slayton drove into.
BFM_Gangus: Oh. *hides in embarresiing silence*
At various points for the next ten minutes...
BFM_Cool: there's a tree there...
...
BFM_Slayton: Yeah, I know, I know: there's a base there...
:siderofl:
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BFM_Cool: Dude, Goalie what are you doing?
BFM_Goalie: It won't let me in the hog!
BFM_Cool: Yeah...you cant get in through the hood....
BFM_Goalie: D'oh
*Laughter*
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Ben: Yeah I was walking down by the sea with a couple of my mates, had a swim and lots of fun!
Medic: Wow, Ben, that must have been the cleanest you've been since, like, June??
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This one was a while ago... the timing was perfect!!
Kakashi: so, who needs the rcon?
Luupaa: me
[other BFM]: I do too!
Microsoft Anna: Luupaa has left the channel; [otherBFM[ has left the channel
Kakashi: Ok, you ready?
Me: Uh, kakashi, you're not in that channel with them.
Kakashi: Oh. Well, are you ready then?
Me: yeah, sure
Kakashi: ok, it's "J..."
Microsoft Anna: Kakashi has left the channel
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I just jump onto Vent, and this is the first thing I hear.
BFM_Fanatic: "Drive Gunner!!"
BFM_Slayton: "Did I just hear Drive Gunner?"
Rather comical really. In my opinion.
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JANE asked the other night:
"Have you ever pressed F1 to check the scoreboard, seen the scoreboard pop up, and then thought the map was over and stopped racing?"
:LOL:
( um... yes, once or twice :embarrassing: )
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JANE asked the other night:
"Have you ever pressed F1 to check the scoreboard, seen the scoreboard pop up, and then thought the map was over and stopped racing?"
:LOL:
::) yeah.... :bang:
( um... yes, once or twice :embarrassing: )
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JANE asked the other night:
"Have you ever pressed F1 to check the scoreboard, seen the scoreboard pop up, and then thought the map was over and stopped racing?"
:LOL:
( um... yes, once or twice :embarrassing: )
Yes I have :XD:
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So I'm on Elvis' scrim team this season and we are finished with a scrim against Booyah's team. They come into our channel after the game and we bring up a discussion on how Nrvend was questioned for a lone hog nade. Then Elvis says:
Elvis: I was just telling my team that if you mess up and are pulled, don't tell the truth, lie. Winning is more important then telling the truth. (sarcasm of course :XD:)
Ben: Yes, we all agree that Nrvend was on vacation in Barbados so it couldn't have been him.
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Heres one.
Soz: Oh thats good.
Xsix: What
Soz: Are you a redhead?
Xsix: Howd you know?
Soz: Guessing.
Xsix: You sure?
*Silence for awhile*.
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We all know that sometimes you lag out of vent and leave the lagged copy of yourself still active, so sometimes there are two of the same guy or even more.
But today I saw the ultimate of this: two Leo's in different channels, both of them talking!!! Somehow he lagged out, joined again but his old version was still active, so he was in the afk channel talking and in teh racing room at teh same time. Soooo freaky!!
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Lemming: OMG, the AFK beat me!
All: *hysterical laughter*
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Another one, same day:
*AngryFLyboy has joined the server, etc.*
AngryFLyboy: Hey
HogZilla: Hey! Y'alright? How's the weather there?
AngryFLyboy: The weather is fantastic! The sun's shining, it's calm, it's warm, so I thought I'd come in and play Halo
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LOL! ^^! ^^!
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BFM_LEO: Why can i hear myself?
:doh:
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"Zagwa the one who likes cheese has connected"
Elvis: I get the feeling zagwa likes cheese.
:siderofl: :siderofl: :siderofl: :siderofl:
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Vent related, so it counts:
(http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z234/JaneDeaux_47/bigbrother.jpg)
It knows! Watch what you say... :P
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IT WAS JANE! :D
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ROFL JANE! I wish I had that good of timing.
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countdracul: nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom *breath* nom nom nom nom nom nom nom
:LOL:
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:LOL:
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We were on vent, Jane was racing in a server with a player named "Fat Butt".
She says on vent in ALL her innocence " I just wiped out fat butt" :roflol:
We all burst into laughter...Jane pauses "thinking what are they laughing at"
the penny drops and she joins in.
We love her just the way she is :yesyes:
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:doh: "Oh, I shouldn't have said that" was my exact reaction, followed by lots of laughing.
No fair! Everyone else gets to say things like "have you ever kicked A Fat Butt" and "I got pushed over the edge by A Fat Butt"...
But it was funny enough, in a deeply embarrassing kind of way. :neckbeard:
Slim's been threatening to post this for a while!
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P1: Hey can anyone tell me if a Dual Xeon motherboard is better than a Pentium Dual Core?
BFM_Mr P: Nope I don't have clue. I don’t know, but I think Colonel Walker could tell you.
P1: Funny you say that ... this IS Colonel Walker asking.
(spastic laughter over Vent)
:siderofl:
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Me, in hog chat: "Who's gunner?"
BFM driver on vent: "You are!"
::)
:siderofl:
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Playing COD4:
(BFM_Ben is galloping along the street like a horse ... BFM_Fanatic narrowly missed Team Killing him)
Ben: Dude Fanatic I so want to shoot you right now ...
Ben, Walker, Fanatic: <laughing>
(BFM_ColWlkr is killed)
ColWlkr: Dude! You just car bombed me!
(At this point, non-family-server-oriented team chat goes up from others [not us BFMs])
Fanatic: Wait ... I shot the car ... did it say I TKed?
ColWlkr: YES!
(pause)
Fanatic: What did it say?
ColWlkr: It said 'BFM_Fanatic blew up car in Colonel Walker's face!'
(laughter on vent from BFM_Ben)
[After a moment, Ben comes to a realization]
Ben: Fanatic ... I think you TKed more than Walker. OMG, you have a -10! You killed our whole team!
Walker: So all those comments were meant for you bud!
(the next several minutes are spent heckling Fanatic ... at one point someone on our team mentioned we might have better luck without 'car bomb')
:LOL:
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OK another one ... EPIC
(Fanatic, Ben, and ColWlkr in the same server as the earlier mishap)
[So we're playing for a bit, and Ben comes in the server ... says 'I'm going to kill you on the next spawn']
{As we go along, I'm lying prone in an awesome camping spot, someone comes in my crosshairs but I see a team indicator ... I don't shoot. The person continues running toward me, over top of me, then turns around and shoots me}
BFM_Col Walker's Display: You have been killed by TEAMMATE BFM_Fanatic
BFM_Col Walker: Fanatic! WHAT is wrong with you?
(Silence)
BFM_Col Walker's Display: BFM_Fanatic left the game
BFM_Fanatic: Dude I left before they could ban me or something ...
(Next Spawn our team moves out, I look and see Ben and another team mate near me, so I fan to the right, assuming Ben will go to the left to cover it)
{I get to my spot and glance to where Ben should be ... not there ... so I assume he moved forward, I go to move ... }
PHMOOP! BOOM!
BFM_Col Walker's Display: You have been killed by TEAMMATE Ben_BSH
BFM_Col Walker: You've got to be kidding me!
(hysterical laughter from Ben on Vent)
For those of you who don't know, on COD4 with Search & Destroy you only have one life. When you die, you can cycle through the view of your other remaining team mates. When I die, my view changes to this server admin, who's just standing there. I think he's typing but then I realize he's standing BEHIND where my body is, and Ben to the left - he saw the whole thing. Before I can say anything:
BFM_Col Walker's Display: Ben-BSH Perm Ban "Prior Kick/Ban"
:toughguy: :toughguy: :toughguy:
Wow ... so now I have removed that server from my favorites list ... since I have no one to play with anymore! :P
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lol nice ben and fan ;D
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Me and Marty on vent...
Fraggle: rock, tree, rock,
Fraggle:.................hey I just got the rock~tree~rock combo
Marty:wow, that's worth 640 points
fraggle: now I just need the coveted rock~tree~rock~team ram combo and I have the title
:)
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During Captain's Scrim.
Rypto: Aw I got team naded. That's annoying.
Brick: And I got team rocketed, the second most annoying thing on Halo.
ColWlkr: And the first being Nemesis. (Jk!)
:siderofl:
It's okay, we all love Neme. :P
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LOL @ Fraggle :LOL:
And the Nemesis quote, that was in the middle of a tense scrim, which made it that much funnier.
(and sorry for the team rocket, but I did kill Elvis at the same time, so I think we'll call it even)
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BFM_Dragster: Hey Nrvend's daughter just got tags!
BFM_Elvis: Nrvend's dog just got attacked?
BFM_Dragster: .....
Another one:
BFM_Nrvend: Have you been to a zoo before Dragster?
BFM_Dragster: yes.
BFM_Joxer: Didn't you see Nrvend there?
BFM_Dragster and BFM_Nrvend: Laughing too hard.
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This happened a while back, still...
bfm_three60: [just got little tags] Yeah guys I need a little help in this server please.
BFM_Elvis: *channel open* *Dogs growls and barks ferociously*
bfm_three60: *jumps*
BFM_Elvis: Jim you'd better be good with those tags or I'll set my dog on you.
I loved that moment!!!
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[BFM_Invert and BFM_JM just got shot in their hog and died]
BFM_Invert: JM, why didn't you shoot them?
BFM_JM: sorry, I was waiting for them to come closer...
BFM_Invert: What's that? You were doing a crossword???
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[ In game chat, one of the guests have asked Slim, Speedy and Gav if they are related]
Guest: So Slim's your dad yer speedy?
Speedy: errr
Xplode: lol, guess how i am related to them
Guest: ...
Speedy: he's my sister
[ Vent: Slim, Speedy and Gav crazy laughter]
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(http://i41.tinypic.com/21m5fsm.jpg)
Zitrowurst is a sausage, btw...
[At end of map]
BFM_Miser: This isn't fair, reds have got Marty, wixxie and redfox and I've just got a suasage and a guy who's iQ is ten!
and later on...
BFM_xenon- : I'm gonna go take a break...
BFM_Marty: What are the odds he goes to the afk channel:
BFM_Miser: six
BFM_Marty: six to what?
BFM_Miser: nothing, just six.
...
*BFM_xenon- has left the channel*
BFM_Miser: so has xenon actually gone to the afk channel?
BFM_Marty: yup.
BFM_Miser: ok, i want six of something.
LOL
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LOL.
That reminds me, we were playing CE, and meeelisa was having a bad day.
Then a guest joins "a blind guy". Meeelisa says "hey at least there's somebody I can beat." We laughed.
I told her to check the scoreboard. He'd just joined but was in 4th place - she was last. We laughed so hard we had to stop racing.
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LOL.
That reminds me, we were playing CE, and meeelisa was having a bad day.
Then a guest joins "a blind guy". Meeelisa says "hey at least there's somebody I can beat." We laughed.
I told her to check the scoreboard. He'd just joined but was in 4th place - she was last. We laughed so hard we had to stop racing.
ROFL ^^!
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LOL.
That reminds me, we were playing CE, and meeelisa was having a bad day.
Then a guest joins "a blind guy". Meeelisa says "hey at least there's somebody I can beat." We laughed.
I told her to check the scoreboard. He'd just joined but was in 4th place - she was last. We laughed so hard we had to stop racing.
HAHAHA I remember that, I think I was there for it!
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Microsoft Anna (Voice of Vent): DaMan has joined the channel
BFM_Mr P: Hey it's DaMan!
BFM_Samurai: Now all we need is DaWoman ...
DaMan: Tell me about it ...
(Laughter on Vent)
DaMan: Let me know when you find her!
:LOL: :LOL:
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three60: If you call for help, redFox, I'm sure hogzlla will be there before you can say, "Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobyllllantysiliogogogoch".
HogZlla: How do you even spell that??
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You spell it just like it's pronounced, silly.
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"Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobyllllantysiliogogogoch".
I believe the correct pronunciation for this term is *gibberish* :P
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No it's pronounced "Welsh".
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THe correct pronunciation is...err...
Help, Hlao??
It's hard to represent with just plain letters you see. Lots of voiceless palatal fricatives and the like which tend to be represented by greek letters.
Listen to this (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.ogg) anyway for a decent Welshman saying it.
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Just pronounce the "w"s as "oo" :)
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GAH! I have a photo on the downstairs computer of the actual railway station sign with a pronounciation guide underneath. I'll dig it up tomorrow if I remember! :)
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*p1 joins*
D: hey p1, you're just in time.. For what i don't know. but you're just in time for it :P
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This made me crack up.
BFM_Rypto was killed by a vehicle
TricKstA was killed by a vehicle
On Vent:
Rypto: Haha, that hog just landed on both of us!
TricKstA: I know, I've never seen that before. It was a Kodak moment.
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Me, Sprite, Xenon, Lemming and someone else (cant remember who) were in the kos channel. then i left for a while and i came back few mins later.
Luupää has joined the channel
Sprite: My brother exploded! (or something like that)
Luupää: WHAT!? 0.o
Others laughing
Luupää: ???
Sprite: Oh you wasnt here when i told about it wasnt you?
Luupää: No.
Sprite: You arent making me tell about it again.
Luupää: Yes i am, tell me.
Sprite: Xenon ran over my brother who was crossing the road and he exploded.
Laughter
Luupää: o.o
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wow lol i always knew xen0n was bad...
just kidding xen0n!
;D
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After Nrvend had been speaking on Shivrz's account, we in the channel started talking about him...
Microsoft Anna: "Nrvend has connected/ joined the channel"
Various: "Ah, hi Nrvend, we were just talking about you."
Nrv: "I hope it wasn't anything very rude?"
three60: "I'm sure you wouldn't have understood it anyway."
A few seconds later...
You have been disconnected from vent three60. Reason: I understand perfectly.
:embarrassing: :embarrassing: :embarrassing:
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wow lol i always knew xen0n was bad...
just kidding xen0n!
;D
I didn't do it :ninja:
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We are about to start a scrim. The captains were picking the teams. ImaybeU jumps in the scrim server and is in there for a bit.
*Welcome TrickstA* (in the scrim server)
(Back on vent)
ImaybeU: How does TrickstA know the password for the scrim server?
ImaybeU sounded very concerned..very concerned
TrickstA: Maybe because I am on vent?
ImaybeU: OHHH, I didnt know he was on vent! :bang: Welcome TrickstA
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I believe i said that, in "Other People" lol.
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LOL Geek, I remember that from earlier :P
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We are about to start a scrim. The captains were picking the teams. ImaybeU jumps in the scrim server and is in there for a bit.
*Welcome TrickstA* (in the scrim server)
(Back on vent)
ImaybeU: How does TrickstA know the password for the scrim server?
ImaybeU sounded very concerned..very concerned
TrickstA: Maybe because I am on vent?
ImaybeU: OHHH, I didnt know he was on vent! :bang: Welcome TrickstA
Good thing I was on the red team so you could not see how red my face was. :doh: Oh, welcome to vent TrickstA !!
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Me, Sprite, Xenon, Lemming and someone else (cant remember who) were in the kos channel. then i left for a while and i came back few mins later.
'twas me =p was HIGHLY amusing.
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:wookie: :wookie: :wookie:
Noddu: *Chewbacca impression*
BFM_Shivrz: What was that? *Laughs*
Noddu xxx
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I can't remember who exactly said what, but it was during the Aussie evening, so mostly Aussies on plus JANE and maybe Marty.
We were discussing the pronunciation of some word, and Samurai (who is American) was outnumbered. I think everyone else was saying the American's pronounced this word wrong etc. etc. So Samurai finally says
"Yeah well you say tomayto, I say tomahto.."
When some clever person pointed out - "er, I think you have that backwards!"
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On Gephy:
Lucky: Why does the gephy bridge even exist? Why don't they just use a teleporter?
Noddu: Well i was thinking the covenant would be so sophisticated they could just have a huge monorail or something!
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Noddu: on the count of three say yey! 1...2...3
LEGO, Lucky, o__O, countdracula, PR arya: Yey!
Noddu: You all sound like zombies... okay say brains on the count of 3! 1...2...3
LEGO, Lucky, o__O, countdracula, PR arya: Brainnnnnns....
Countdracula: I said brain
:P
Corr... I love the guests
Noddu xxx
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This was a while ago but is still awesome :XD:
OK me and Lucky, Shivrz, Geek, and Nrvend (we think lol) were playing in my CE server on house2. I being the little boy I am starts spawning random things everywhere with my little awesome powers :P.
Geek: Am i the only one who sees a big halo in the hall?
Everyone: LOL
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LOL, I was talking about the computer monitor! It has halo on it!!
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<Now in the AFK Channel>
<Shivrz has joined the channel>
Shivrz: "AFK Channel, woot, partay!"
Loqii: "Shhh! Dont talk! We're supposed to be AFK!"
:P
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^^!
We've had some instances where two people in the afk channel would start talking and then as people returned they join the conversation until we had like 12 people talking in there.
Then a "The Real AFK Channel" was created :siderofl:
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<Now in the AFK Channel>
<Shivrz has joined the channel>
Shivrz: "AFK Channel, woot, partay!"
Loqii: "Shhh! Dont talk! We're supposed to be AFK!"
:P
lol.. i was in there when you guys were talking... I think about 4 or 5 people started talking too.. forget their names..
but.. wow.. it lasted a good .. what, 2, 3 mins before you all either left to the racing room or stopped talking..
The whole time I was laughing so hard... I was afraid I'd wake up my sister, who was taking a nap >.<
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Soz- Just a Kid
Soz- Are you a red head Xsix?
Xsix- Yeah how you guess?
Soz- Magically powers
......................................... Dead silence.
:LOL:
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Loqii: This guy just did a 180 and landed on me.
three60: Half as good as me then?
Loqii: Oh, not even half as good as you, Jim.
three60: I was actually trying to make a joke, you know.
Loqii: I know, just trying to board your humour train.
three60: I'm sorry, it doesn't stop at your station.
Fun times!! :rotflmboOMG: :roflol: :roflol:
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Loqii: This guy just did a 180 and landed on me.
three60: Half as good as me then?
Loqii: Oh, not even half as good as you, Jim.
three60: I was actually trying to make a joke, you know.
Loqii: I know, just trying to board your humour train.
three60: I'm sorry, it doesn't stop at your station.
Fun times!! :rotflmboOMG: :roflol: :roflol:
Lol....
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Loqii: This guy just did a 180 and landed on me.
three60: Half as good as me then?
Loqii: Oh, not even half as good as you, Jim.
three60: I was actually trying to make a joke, you know.
Loqii: I know, just trying to board your humour train.
three60: I'm sorry, it doesn't stop at your station.
Fun times!! :rotflmboOMG: :roflol: :roflol:
:rotflmboOMG: :LOL: good one jim! ...... poor loqii :P
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BFM_Gangus: Are you my gunner, Lego?
bfm_LEGO: I don't think so...
<pause>
bfm_LEGO: I'm driving, anyway...
BFM_Marty: Yeah, that's a good reason not to think so...
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^^! ^^! ^^!
Rofl
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haha that was awesome... :siderofl: :siderofl:
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lol ;D
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:neckbeard: :neckbeard:
I wish i could rember the convo from last night, it involved 102 dalmations and Hugh Laurie.. It was funny though! Maby somebody else will rember...
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I wish i could rember the convo from last night, it involved 102 dalmations and Hugh Laurie.. It was funny though! Maby somebody else will rember...
Just based on that, I'm not sure whether I want to know or not ... :zoid:
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anything with hugh laurie and dog in the same convo is total win.
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One Word....
ssssownagessss
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One Word....
ssssownagessss
lol :siderofl:
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Gangus: Ford can you please warn (player name here) about being rude and spam the rules?
Ford: umm......sure..
>Pause<
Gangus: Ford your taking a awfully long time to spam those rules
Ford: I gotta type em out!
-Pause-
Ganguse: Wait.. You dont have the ability to spam rules do you?
Ford: NO!
Gangus: Why didnt you tell me???
Ford: Never question a higher officer!!
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One Word....
ssssownagessss
i remember that :P JANE kept on saying it :XD:
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I miss vent :'(
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Heres another.. Just happened today
I foreget who: I didnt know there was a Tele in this room.
Ford: Theres a tele in EVERY room if you believe enough....
>Laughs<
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Gangus: Ford can you please warn (player name here) about being rude and spam the rules?
Ford: umm......sure..
>Pause<
Gangus: Ford your taking a awfully long time to spam those rules
Ford: I gotta type em out!
-Pause-
Ganguse: Wait.. You dont have the ability to spam rules do you?
Ford: NO!
Gangus: Why didnt you tell me???
Ford: Never question a higher officer!!
Dat was awesome :XD:
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HEHE
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LOL! We love you Gangus, and nice job Ford ;D
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So me Haunted and count are all in a channel together. Just a random what the heck lol moment.
count: Haunted, tell me how to talk through the server.
*pause*
Haunted: count why are you calling me on xfire, we are on vent in the same channel.
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::)
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So me Haunted and count are all in a channel together. Just a random what the heck lol moment.
count: Haunted, tell me how to talk through the server.
*pause*
Haunted: count why are you calling me on xfire, we are on vent in the same channel.
Lol :D
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count:Its getting really slayery in my server
HogZlla:Count, which server are you in?
count: KOS
HogZlla: well that's what you do in KOS
*everyone chuckles*
Lucky:I hope that was a joke, bc it's really funny
:siderofl: that was great lol
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Hmm, my friends that don't necessarily play Halo all that much have asked me where the turret is on my car... and it's a Honda Civic :P
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Gangus: Ford can you please warn (player name here) about being rude and spam the rules?
Ford: umm......sure..
>Pause<
Gangus: Ford your taking a awfully long time to spam those rules
Ford: I gotta type em out!
-Pause-
Ganguse: Wait.. You dont have the ability to spam rules do you?
Ford: NO!
Gangus: Why didnt you tell me???
Ford: Never question a higher officer!!
:roflol: :rotflmboOMG: :roflol: :woot:
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Hmm, my friends that don't necessarily play Halo all that much have asked me where the turret is on my car... and it's a Honda Civic :P
I could have sworn I posted this in a different thread...
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In a 2v2 tonight, I made a really good shot, and Stealth says:
"I can tell what you're really doing, I can see it in your eyes. master chief's eyes don't lie. and neither do his hips."
:siderofl:
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Mr Mxyzptlk: OMG I have a Bison in my hog.
<stifled laughter>
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Heres another.. Just happened today
I foreget who: I didnt know there was a Tele in this room.
Ford: Theres a tele in EVERY room if you believe enough....
>Laughs<
That was me!!! I'm that guy!!!
:yesyes:
But seriously, I've spent hours in total walking sidewinder when I could of used teleports :(
Noddu xxx (that was a class moment)
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LAWL noddu!!!
NODDUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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BFM_Marty: I think your last three PR posts have been by me...
Haunted: You Spammer
FORD: My Brother had a friend once...
BFM_Marty: Oh, but now he doesn't?
<laughter>
FORD: A friend who ate spam...
Haunted: Bad time to pause, mate...
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:LOL:
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Good times..... d_b
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Noddu: Okay Ford the next person who comes in we have to say their name for aslong as we can.
Ford: (laughs) Alright then.
SonicDizzle has joined the channel.
SonicDizzle: Hey guy...
Noddu & Ford: SONICDIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...
SonicDizzle: Thats really annoying. :P
Noddu & Ford both stop
If we've annoyed you. We apologize :P
Nodduuuuuuu xxx
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yeah... we apologize... :ninja:
Noddu and i have had so many funy vent quote quality moments :P
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FORD : This guy keeps laughing when he kills me...
BFM_Marty: Ask him not to - it's offensive, and isn't allowed.
FORD : Really?
BFM_Marty: Yes
FORD : Well, that's good - but I'm playing the campaign.
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L...O...L... :dance: :dance:
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covenant dude: sorry ford :sad:
:LOL:
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FORD : This guy keeps laughing when he kills me...
BFM_Marty: Ask him not to - it's offensive, and isn't allowed.
FORD : Really?
BFM_Marty: Yes
FORD : Well, that's good - but I'm playing the campaign.
hahahaha!
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That little bugger got me with the sticky on the foot! Tis but a Flesh wound.. Nobody gave me the server rcon >.< :muah:
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FORD : This guy keeps laughing when he kills me...
BFM_Marty: Ask him not to - it's offensive, and isn't allowed.
FORD : Really?
BFM_Marty: Yes
FORD : Well, that's good - but I'm playing the campaign.
hahahaha!
lol
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(http://i41.tinypic.com/21m5fsm.jpg)
Zitrowurst is a sausage, btw...
[At end of map]
BFM_Miser: This isn't fair, reds have got Marty, wixxie and redfox and I've just got a suasage and a guy who's iQ is ten!
and later on...
BFM_xenon- : I'm gonna go take a break...
BFM_Marty: What are the odds he goes to the afk channel:
BFM_Miser: six
BFM_Marty: six to what?
BFM_Miser: nothing, just six.
...
*BFM_xenon- has left the channel*
BFM_Miser: so has xenon actually gone to the afk channel?
BFM_Marty: yup.
BFM_Miser: ok, i want six of something.
LOL
OMG I remember that xD
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Soul Has joined vent
~Went to the Video Room where Ford, StarZ, and Shivrz were.
I enter:
(I had "o_0" as my comment)
BFM_Shivrz: Soul, Why do you have a weird face?
Laughter
Comment changed too ( Sad Face...) and left.
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OMG! that was soooo funny at the time!!!
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Ford:Bananas are gross.
ColWlkr:I now disown you...
Ford:oh.. i now own you!
ColWlkr:>Evil Laugh<
Vent: Now in the Nub Channel Channel.
»FØRЫ
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Ford:Bananas are gross.
ColWlkr:I now disown you...
Ford:oh.. i now own you!
ColWlkr:>Evil Laugh<
Vent: Now in the Nub Channel Channel.
»FØRЫ
:muah:
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Thanks for makin my day Colwlkr. :dance: :neckbeard: :dance:
»FØRЫ
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A few nights ago, a couple of people were in our training server practicing bridge jumps and so forth, and after a long silence on vent, the following conversation took place.
GAV: LEO which base are you at, I'll come get you.
LEO: I'm not in the server with you.
GAV: You sure?
LEO: I'm not in any server. If you see a LEO in there, ban him.
GAV: Oh, ok. What's the RCON? Is it ******?
LEO: Yep.
GAV: You sure it's not you?
LEO: I am not in any server, ban him, it's an imposter.
GAV: (sounding unsure) An imposter in the training server? Ok...I'm banning him.
LEO: See here on wikipedia, they have a list of musical instruments, and turntable is on that list, so... Hang on! I am in that server! Don't ban me! Don't ban me!
::)
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lolz!
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A few nights ago, a couple of people were in our training server practicing bridge jumps and so forth, and after a long silence on vent, the following conversation took place.
GAV: LEO which base are you at, I'll come get you.
LEO: I'm not in the server with you.
GAV: You sure?
LEO: I'm not in any server. If you see a LEO in there, ban him.
GAV: Oh, ok. What's the RCON? Is it ******?
LEO: Yep.
GAV: You sure it's not you?
LEO: I am not in any server, ban him, it's an imposter.
GAV: (sounding unsure) An imposter in the training server? Ok...I'm banning him.
LEO: See here on wikipedia, they have a list of musical instruments, and turntable is on that list, so... Hang on! I am in that server! Don't ban me! Don't ban me!
::)
WELL it is a musical instrument
::) lol im in this thread a bit to much
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... and yet another LEO moment
Vent: LEO has joined the channel
ColWlkr: Hey LEO how's it going?
LEO: I'm good, how's it going Col.
A few seconds of silence, and then:
LEO (in an odd voice): So where are you silly cat?
....
ColWlkr: R.O.C.K.S.
LEO: What?
ColWlkr: I'm in the R.O.C.K.S. server ...
LEO: OK ...
LEO: Wait, did I have my hot key down?
ColWlkr: <Uncontrollable laughter>
LEO: I was talking to my cat! There's only certain positions I can pet him in and he thinks I'm going to follow him around the room ...
So yeah, now I guess LEO's new nickname for me is 'Cat'
:LOL:
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:siderofl: :siderofl: :siderofl:
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Seems this thread was MADE for Leo :haw:
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Soul: i love bean and cheese burrito
Colwlkr: did you really just say you love being a cheese burrito?
Soul: no, i love bean and cheese burrito!
ColWlkr: well i was thinking about mexican food.. but now...
>Laughs<
Soul: did you guys think i said i love being a cheese burrito?
Everyone: yes.
Soul: no. i love B-e-a-n and cheese burrito... you know, the TYPE of burrito... :doh:
(we all thought he was saying he loved being a cheese burrito... :XD:)
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Soul Has joined vent
~Went to the Video Room where Ford, StarZ, and Shivrz were.
I enter:
(I had "o_0" as my comment)
BFM_Shivrz: Soul, Why do you have a weird face?
Laughter
Comment changed too ( Sad Face...) and left.
lolz poor soul xD
i still tease shivrz about that xD
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this was actually really funny at the time
bowser ford and i were partying in the music room and after alot of random talking, this happened
bowser-hey starz wanna see something cool?
starz-sure
bowser-ok right click on your halo icon
starz- k
bowser- now go to prefrences
starz-k
bowser-now click on change icon
starz-k
bowser- see that second pic?
starz-ya
bowser- ya know what that is?
starz- ford? (sarcasm intended ^^)
bowser- its an alien with a hole in its head!!!!
*laughter coming from only bowser*
bowser- im sorry but i find that to be hilarious!
*then i start laughung*
starz- i find it hilarious that you find it to be hilarious!
ford- what are you guys talking about?
like i said it was funny at the time
one of those had to be there moments :LOL:
and if you ever feel like laughing, ask bowser to show you the alien with the hole in its head xD
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Its an alien.... WITH A HOLE IN ITS HEAD! :XD: :XD: ^^! ^^!
*cough* *cough* Hrrrramph.... anywhooooo, back on topic. ;D
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So Max was going over some rules and such and we got to name changes, he brought up Lord Vader:
Me: I'd assume its a name change because it has the word Lord in it
Max: It's not, because like back in the renaissance they had like Lords and Lordesses...
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So Max was going over some rules and such and we got to name changes, he brought up Lord Vader:
Me: I'd assume its a name change because it has the word Lord in it
Max: It's not, because like back in the renaissance they had like Lords and Lordesses...
OMG lawl that was hilarious.
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LEO: Blweuehgwghghg
Lucky: Bless you
LEO: No, I have a can of ethanol hand cleaner and a can of Pepsi and I don't know which I've been drinking!
*Laughter on vent*
LEO: I mean, I hope I haven't been drinking the hand cleaner or I might die!
*More laughter on vent*
Kiwi: If your hands are sticky then you've been cleaning your hands with the Pepsi.
Kiwi: We have to narrow it down.
LEO: No, my hands aren't sticky, and I don't taste anything strange, so I think I'm good.
*Laughter this whole time*
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Epic.
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that was awesome :P
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no it is better than awesome it is TIGHT :D
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BFM_Shivrz: Kill Him; Not Me! Kill him not me! KILL ME!!
<pause>
BFM_Shivrz: Wait...what did I say?
<five minutes later>
BFM_Marty: I keep attacking AFK guys....but they're not AFK!!!
BFM_Shivrz: Did you say 'Funny Waffa Mago'?
BFM_Marty: Wha...?
BFM_ColWlkr: Fluffy Water Flamingo...?
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WOW!!!! 2 vent quotes in five minutes!!!! IM ON A ROLL :yesyes: :XD: lol I iz so funnyz lol
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ROFL
»FØRЫ
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lolz that was funny :XD:
later in the racing room.....
ford- i smell sunscreen
5 mins later
ford-i smell steak
starz-wow first sunscreen now steak?
ford-yep
starz-i guess someone doesnt wanna burn their steak
there was a bunch of talking and stuff in-between but i couldnt remember who said what :P
:XD:
it was kinda funny :LOL:
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LOL
"someone doesn't wanna burn their steak",lol
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Last night soul was having problems with vent and his mic would'nt work..
bfm_Drgnrdr: Soul, soul are you there? Oh no! we lost soul!
Me: I think his toaster exploded!
BFM_Invert: Did you just say his toes exploded? thank you for that visual
:XD:
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this was actually really funny at the time
bowser ford and i were partying in the music room and after alot of random talking, this happened
bowser-hey starz wanna see something cool?
starz-sure
bowser-ok right click on your halo icon
starz- k
bowser- now go to prefrences
starz-k
bowser-now click on change icon
starz-k
bowser- see that second pic?
starz-ya
bowser- ya know what that is?
starz- ford? (sarcasm intended ^^)
bowser- its an alien with a hole in its head!!!!
*laughter coming from only bowser*
bowser- im sorry but i find that to be hilarious!
*then i start laughung*
starz- i find it hilarious that you find it to be hilarious!
ford- what are you guys talking about?
like i said it was funny at the time
one of those had to be there moments :LOL:
and if you ever feel like laughing, ask bowser to show you the alien with the hole in its head xD
When Bowser did that to me we both laughed for over 5 minutes :P
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--- long silence----
BFM_Mr.P: Steamer had his baby!
>Everyone< Good for him, and variants of that...
>Pause<
Ford:Steamer's WIFE had his baby.......
>Laughter and giggles<
»FØRЫ
Congrats Steamer/Mrs. Steamer/Steamy!! <- Steamy is the baby.. :P But grats!!!! w00t
>Vent<The coldiest person you know has joined the Channel.
Ford: umm shivrz, you gotta put your name in it..
BFM_Shivrz: no i dont.....
bfm_Lucky and ford: yeah your suppoest to...
Ford: you dont wanna get yelled at for not having your name in it.
bfm_Lucky: i got yelled at by Rypto for not having my name in it...
Ford: Rypto yells??
<Giggles n such>
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yea.. you need your name in the phonetic
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Last night soul was having problems with vent and his mic would'nt work..
bfm_Drgnrdr: Soul, soul are you there? Oh no! we lost soul!
Me: I think his toaster exploded!
BFM_Invert: Did you just say his toes exploded? thank you for that visual
:XD:
lolz i think i was there for that, i heard talk of exploding toasters but im not sure that it was at that moment
idk i kinda zoned out......
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Every time LEO calls Edison "Ediseye"
:siderofl: :siderofl: :siderofl:
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I applied first too :muah:
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Since this is where all the U.K. people I know are, I shall put my humorous quotes that poke fun at your spelling here
There's no 'u' in honor!
If I were British, everyone would get mad at me when I said "good morning."
Why must you defile the spelling of aluminum? The person who originally discovered it decided on aluminum, not to mention that it makes more sense etymologically speaking for it to be aluminum, not aluminium (platina - platinum, alumina - aluminum, lanthana - lanthanum, magnesia - magnesium; there's no 'i' before the 'a'). Grrr.
Whilst you are (largely (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_and_British_English_spelling_differences#-our.2C_-or)) right about aluminum, about honour I would say you're probably wrong - the word is of Anglo-French origin, which was spelt with the -our ending. This is seen in other words spelt the same way - like flavour, colour, harbour, and neighbour as spelt in the UK. Furthermore, the reason that large amounts of UK -our endings are spelt -or in the USA is because of an English Rationalisation movement - the same one that changed through to thru and others.
If I were British...
The grammatically correct statement would be 'If I was British'. 'Were' never follows 'I', 'He' or 'She'; it only follows 'You', 'They' and 'We' - you don't (or at least you shouldn't) say 'I were going...' or 'He were being...' as 'were' is the plural form of 'was'. Incidentally, the reason 'you' is followed by 'were' is because you derives from the French vous which is the plural/formal form of tu, the English equivalent of which is thou.
</rant>
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Since this is where all the U.K. people I know are, I shall put my humorous quotes that poke fun at your spelling here
There's no 'u' in honor!
If I were British, everyone would get mad at me when I said "good morning."
Why must you defile the spelling of aluminum? The person who originally discovered it decided on aluminum, not to mention that it makes more sense etymologically speaking for it to be aluminum, not aluminium (platina - platinum, alumina - aluminum, lanthana - lanthanum, magnesia - magnesium; there's no 'i' before the 'a'). Grrr.
Whilst you are (largely (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_and_British_English_spelling_differences#-our.2C_-or)) right about aluminum, about honour I would say you're probably wrong - the word is of Anglo-French origin, which was spelt with the -our ending. This is seen in other words spelt the same way - like flavour, colour, harbour, and neighbour as spelt in the UK. Furthermore, the reason that large amounts of UK -our endings are spelt -or in the USA is because of an English Rationalisation movement - the same one that changed through to thru and others.
If I were British...
The grammatically correct statement would be 'If I was British'. 'Were' never follows 'I', 'He' or 'She'; it only follows 'You', 'They' and 'We' - you don't (or at least you shouldn't) say 'I were going...' or 'He were being...' as 'were' is the plural form of 'was'. Incidentally, the reason 'you' is followed by 'were' is because you derives from the French vous which is the plural/formal form of tu, the English equivalent of which is thou.
</rant>
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The grammatically correct statement would be 'If I was British'. 'Were' never follows 'I', 'He' or 'She'; it only follows 'You', 'They' and 'We' - you don't (or at least you shouldn't) say 'I were going...' or 'He were being...' as 'were' is the plural form of 'was'. Incidentally, the reason 'you' is followed by 'were' is because you derives from the French vous which is the plural/formal form of tu, the English equivalent of which is thou.
I'm pretty sure "If I were..." is grammatically correct and is the subjunctive case.
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lol ^^!
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Back to vent quotes everybody! Stay on your toes!
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*hangs head in shame as searches subjunctive*
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Me and Marty deciding on quotes that well fit BFM_Lucky's recent big tags:
'The Rcon is strong with this one"
"With great power, comes great responsibility banning"
"You will remember this as the day you almost banned BFM_Lucky"
"You know I said I'd kick you first?... I lied..." (bfm_Noddu has been banned)
"All for Xfire... Xfire for all!!"
"I'm tired of these very naughty guests, in this very naughty server."
Amoungst many others :)
Nod xx
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Oh Marty. It's "neighbor". And I've heard that either "was" or "were" could be used in most cases, "was" is informal and now commonly accepted. "Were" will never be wrong if used. In most cases. Google "were vs was".
Seeing Edison post here, I'm reminded of the day he was telling nerd jokes. :P
I can't remember who all was there. Edison was reading some online comic having to do with computer science and math and... stuff. I didn't get most of them, but I laughed because he was laughing. Half way through, he asks if we want to hear a funny quote. Of course we do!
Edison: I can't remember how it goes and I don't want to mess it up, then it won't be funny.
So we waited 30 minutes while he read more nerd jokes about statistics and... stuff.
Edison: Okay, I know the quote. "Mechanical engineers make good weapons, civil engineers make good targets." Isn't that funny? *chuckles*
JANE: That's what we've been waiting for? It's like the worst joke ever.
Edison: It's not a joke, it's a humorous quote. I think it's funny.
And then he started to explain it.
I can't remember most of it, he just kept reading these jokes and laughing and we would laugh because we didn't get it. You had to be there! :XD:
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"With great power, comes great responsibility banning"
hehe that ones my favorite :P
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*hangs head in shame as searches subjunctive*
I was beaten to correcting your correction of me :P
The honor quote is a joke saying like the saying there's no I in team.
And you got some of them Jane. I tried to choose ones that didn't require more specific knowledge DX
I'm hurt :'( Oh, and "good" wasn't in there :P
As I have said, I get delirious when I'm up that late :P
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Edison: Okay, I know the quote. "Mechanical engineers make good weapons, civil engineers make good targets." Isn't that funny? *chuckles*
I chuckled :P
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It's really this:
Mechanical engineers make weapons, civil engineers make targets.
I'm sure we'll all agree that it's hilarious :P.
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chuckle.
:haw:
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I'm sure we can find SOMETHING to agree on...
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So Edison, dStruct, LEO and I are in a channel not doing much and the following happens ...
LEO: <moaning in pain, odd noises>
ColWlkr: LEO are you ok?
LEO: Arrrrgh ... I ... have a pair of pliers ... and I put my pinkie toe in them .... and squeezed!
ColWlkr: ... LEO ... WHY would you do that?
LEO: I don't KNOW!
ColWlkr: LEO ... you're ... a genius!
ColWlkr: I'm sooo putting this on Vent quotes ...
LEO: No this isn't really a Vent quote!
ColWlkr: Oh yes, it most definitely is ...
^^!
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wow leo... thats all i have to say... wow..... :doh:
ROFL
bfm_»FØRЫ
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Nothing beats..
Bowser: OoOoOhHhH Dragster, you look good in blue!
Me: Erm...!
ImaybeU: Got a thing for Dragster, eh Bowser?
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best...scrim....ever...
bfm_»FØRЫ
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LOL. That is amazing!!! :siderofl:
Leo.......WOW.......just wow!!!!
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Nothing beats..
Bowser: OoOoOhHhH Dragster, you look good in blue!
Me: Erm...!
ImaybeU: Got a thing for Dragster, eh Bowser?
I thought I said NOT to put this is vent quotes! :toughguy: :toughguy:
*snicker snicker* ^^! ^^!
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So were all in the Poker room. And a bunch of people join the channel...
Starz: are you guys playing Evony?
Edison: no, we just have Evony open and are playing Poker
>Pause<
Edison: so..... anybody got any 3's?
Ford/ColWlkr (at same time... once again): Go fish
ColWlkr:....wow....
Ford: >laugh<
bfm_»FØRЫ
I ment Edison... not leo... :P
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Weird Poker game, guys....
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BFM_Marty: I just got ran over by snails...
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Wow, they must've been going like, 0.000000001 mph? :LOL:
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your all crazy...
:P
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I was having a random moment.........
(http://i29.tinypic.com/2a5djf7.jpg)
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lol
that was my fan club :P i played a song on my guitar just before that :XD:
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Edison: *High pitched laugh.*
Everyone Else: *Stops laughing.*
Edison: I've really got to get rid of that laugh, don't I?
:XD:
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Edison! There are so many mentions of Pumpkin, I can't even remember them all. Edison has a cat called Pumpkin. He doesn't refer to it as "my cat", always "Pumpkin":
What are you doing, Pumpkin?
Pumpkin is on my hand.
Aww, Pumpkin.
Pumpkin.
Vent is always a little better when people say things like "I can't admin, Pumpkin."
But today...
Mysterious Voice: Hello!
Everyone: Who was that?
Slim or GAV: That was Mrs Slim.
Everyone: Oh, hello Mrs Slim!
Someone: Can she hear us?
Someone Else: Is she still there?
Mrs Slim: You know, I'm too shy to talk! *chuckles*
JANE: Oh come on, we've heard you singing.
Slim or GAV: You're going to get her singing on Vent!
Someone: Yay! Does she take requests?
GAV: She does on her YouTube channel.
Edison: "Hit Me Baby One More Time" please.
You'd have to hear him say it in his Edison voice! :XD:
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My favorite was
Pumpkin's on my hand, can someone else please spam the sniper warning?
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LOLOLOLOLOL ^^!
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Marty: I think this guy might be lagging... i ran him over twice and he didnt die
Me: Twice?!?! you chaser
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>Vent< Connected to Server.
>Vent< Now in the Halo Racing Room.
Haunted: Hi Ford
Eragon: Hey ford whats up?
Ford: Meh.
Walker: HI <- Sounds angry.
ford: hello to you too walker >_<
Ford: You sound disturbed
Walker: i am..
Ford: oh?
Walker: yes, you anger me
Ford: oh......
Walker giggles
bfm_»FØRЫ
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This happened in MoD vent quite a while ago.
Me: Hey guys, what's a good vent hotkey?
Everybody else: Alt.
Me: Ok.
*I go and change my vent hotkey to alt*
Me: Ok guys, it's changed.
*I go back to playing in their server*
*I start walking and start spamming random rules like 50 times each*
Me: OMG!!!!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!!!
Some random guy in the game server: Omg, stop it!!
Everybody else in vent: Hahaha Racr!! You fail.
*I go to vent and change my hotkey back and change my comment to I are spam-a-saurus rex!!
Note: We use alt+ different keys to spam rules. That's why I was spamming rules in the server.
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lol you fail with hotkeys :P
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Edison: *High pitched laugh.*
Everyone Else: *Stops laughing.*
Edison: I've really got to get rid of that laugh, don't I?
:XD:
My friend gave it to me D: My dad's is way worse, though.
And of course I call her by Pumpkin on vent, I have two cats :P
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Me and Walker are doing Training.
Noddy joins
Noddu: Hi guys, just wondering if there soccer tonight..
Ford: ...Walker...??
Walker... Uhh... It's thursady noddu..
Ford: HA
Noddu: oh.. im going to leave in embarassment......
Vent- Noddu has left the server
Ford: Can i put this in vent quotes?
Walker... No...
Ford: Okay.
>Puts this in Vent Quotes<
bfm_»FØRЫ
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Someone said hi to me in a server and I couldn't say hi back because of Pumpkin, and Dizzle wouldn't do it for me D:
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Ford: Can i put this in vent quotes?
Walker... No...
Ford: Okay.
>Puts this in Vent Quotes<
bfm_»FØRЫ
Wow, if Walker can't contain you now, when you get big tags we're all in trouble.
Plus what ever happened to respecting amidn's wishes?
:embarrassing: Me clumsy!
Nod x
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Nothing beats..
Bowser: OoOoOhHhH Dragster, you look good in blue!
Me: Erm...!
ImaybeU: Got a thing for Dragster, eh Bowser?
QFT.
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Ahhh I have a great vent quote to add to this thread!!!!!
Oh wait....no I dont.....
* wink wink * hint hint * knudge knudge *
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LOL! :neckbeard:
:hug:
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BFM_Gangus: Is Zilla working today?
bfm_Meelisa: No, he's watching America's Next Top Model ... practising his poses.
BFM_Gangus: Oh, in front of the mirror?
bfm_Meelisa: Yep. He's wearing the heels right now.
<laughter>
BFM_Gangus: I hope his purse and heels match.
bfm_Meelisa: They're mine - of course they match.
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>>Click Here<< (http://www.youtube.com/v/aFN3lSeODFE&rel=0)
Rypto and Max were on a team in a 2v2 against Dizzle and Jay. Rypto, driving up on second cliff - this is the video and vent quote from Rypto. I LoL'd.
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>>Click Here<< (http://www.youtube.com/v/aFN3lSeODFE&rel=0)
Rypto and Max were on a team in a 2v2 against Dizzle and Jay. Rypto, driving up on second cliff - this is the video and vent quote from Rypto. I LoL'd.
Quite honestly I think this deserves a thread of it's own. And yaaaaaaay it's been posted finally! :yesyes: :winkgrin: :winkgrin: :winkgrin:
And before you watch, you should know I have never heard Rypto be this vocal :D :D :D. It is a one time moment and we're never letting this video disappear :XD: :XD:
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Hmm, are you going to make a race montage Max? I've never been able to figure out whether one would work very well or not.
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Hmm, are you going to make a race montage Max? I've never been able to figure out whether one would work very well or not.
:)
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What was that bit after you said: I broke my chair. Just PM the deciphered words to me? xD[/black]
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Hmm, are you going to make a race montage Max? I've never been able to figure out whether one would work very well or not.
:)
Just remember I'll hold you up to the same high standards that I hold all montages up to :P
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Hmm, are you going to make a race montage Max? I've never been able to figure out whether one would work very well or not.
:)
Just remember I'll hold you up to the same high standards that I hold all montages up to :P
:thumbsup:
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Hmm, are you going to make a race montage Max? I've never been able to figure out whether one would work very well or not.
:)
Just remember I'll hold you up to the same high standards that I hold all montages up to :P
:thumbsup:
I wonder if you'll post an even larger smiley next time.
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What was that bit after you said: I broke my chair. Just PM the deciphered words to me? xD[/black]
he said
rofl, i broke my chair, im at red base
:XD:
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Rypto: What does shalom mean?
Max: I think it means "hi" in Hawaiian
Me: Ummm, doesn't aloha mean hi in Hawaiian?
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Max doesn't even know what troi is >.>
Shalom is Hebrew by the way.
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Shalom is Hebrew by the way.
means peace
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ok so rubiks shivrz nateo ford and i were playing soccer and ford and i (being the awesomely cool nubs we are) decided to mess around a bit in the base while we waited for the other team to be ready
Ford: jump on my head
StarZ: kay
Ford: can you jump up to the top? (we were in the center of the base)
StarZ: (in her serious voice after she tries to jump xD) no, im too short... :roflol:
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Fanatic: I'll be right back guys ... I have ... to throw ...
<long pause>
ColWlkr: Please tell me he's not going to throw up, ...
Mr. P: That's what I thought he was saying!
Fanatic: No! I have to throw the LAUNDRY in ...
Mr. P: <laughing hard>
ColWlkr: That really would have ruined my night ...
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Okay, this is a combination of vent and Xfire.
I accidentally banned (?) Yahuu, one of the generals in my clan, from an xfire chat room.
Seconds later in vent:
You have been kicked off the server. Reason: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA,,, MUAAHAHAHA!!!
Fail. :P
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Roddy: I won the spelling bee in fourth grade.
Rypto: Me too!
Max: Okay Rypto, how do you spell muumuu?
Rypto: What?
Max: Muumuu
Rypto: Uhh... what is that?
Max: I don't know.. It's like something from Alaska
Roddy: So how do you spell it?
Max: It's like m-u-u-m-u-u
Rypto: Okay now go find out what it is.
Max: I'm sorry, I don't speak Alaskan.
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>>Click Here<< (http://www.youtube.com/v/aFN3lSeODFE&rel=0)
Rypto and Max were on a team in a 2v2 against Dizzle and Jay. Rypto, driving up on second cliff - this is the video and vent quote from Rypto. I LoL'd.
:siderofl: :siderofl: :siderofl: :siderofl: That is amazing!!!!!!!
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Meelisa:(to me and Sonic) You guys are funny...
Mr Mxyptlk:Yea but looks arnt everything...
*Laughs*
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Meelisa:(to me and Sonic) You guys are funny...
Mr Mxyptlk:Yea but looks arnt everything...
*Laughs*
...And MAN you guys sure look funny over vent'! :winkgrin:
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So first Max thinks shalom means hello in Hawaiian, then he thinks muumuu, which IS Hawaiian, is Alaskan. ROFL.
You're doing that on purpose aren't you Max?
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Now he's going to pretend he was doing it on purpose as a coverup thanks to your idea Kiwi :P
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Rubiks Lucky and I were talking about random stuff and then all of a sudden this happened...
Lucky : OMG so i have this tostitos chip bag and this one chip is like all black!!! thats like the blackest chip ive ever seen! its like burnt!
<laughter>
Lucky : OMG this is awful.. EW it tastes like ash!!! EWWW!!!!....
<more laughter>
later.....
Lucky : OOOOOh a BIG chip!!!!!!
ohhhh lucky xD
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Well, where should I start? This will take a while to explain, so bear with me.
Well, this guy named PUC (He's a BOS, btw) starts to pop into our racing server under loads of aliases. He would say stuff like "Hey Elvis I'm a better person now please watch me PUC" and then leave the server before BFM_BigShot could react. This goes on for a good 15 minutes. BigShot is starting to get really annoyed by this, and you can hear it on vent (I called it once and I was right, it was puc). About the fourth time this happens, "puc" stays in the server to race a little bit. Right when the next map loads, PUC says "Its PUClet elvis know I'm being good" and runs away. Then we hear on Vent:
"Arrrrrrgh!!!!!!! I knew it!!!!!!" (BigShot called it)
It's not that funny of a quote, but you had to be there to laugh. I was laughing not because of his inability to do anything, but because BFM_BigShot had said, "I betcha this is him" and he was right.
Heh... That is not quite what I said. I never said tell elvis I am being good or hey watch me or anything like that. There is only one statement I made over and over again.
I said tell him I still race fair despite being rated R. And in all fairness.... I should have directed it to the whole clan and not just one person. My mistake.
Just because my clan affiliation changed does not mean I would disrespect the rules of this one. Yes I am still around No I am not going to make another attempt to broker peace between R and BFM. I no longer care. But I hate being misquoted. I have never broken any rules here... save one.
Because of my current clan affiliation in an adults only clan with certain members that are on the BFM do not associate with under any circumstances (even if they are lying in the street bleeding to death)I am a BOS.
Well... maybe 2. Don't argue with admin on a ruling. Whether they are right or wrong you don't argue you bring it to the forums. But when I had no access to the forums it left me with little choice but to argue.
Oh and MrMyx. I call it like I see it. If you were wondering why I was so arguable that one night. Yeah I shot first but only because you came back at the hog I wanted instead of teaming up with the other red guy on the bridge like I expected you to do. And perhaps I was mistaken but in the heat of wanting a hog ANY hog I really just acted on instinct. Arguing about it in game was the only way to vent my frustration as I knew my showing up on the forums would 99.99999% result in a ban. Guess you can say I am a slow learner.
I am sure this will earn me yet another ban on the forums and I will no longer be able to use the name dickvandike on the race track.
Oh well. Such is life. But as I said I HATE being misquoted.
Those of you that know me and know me well. ... Know this is as close to an apology you will ever get from me.
If you want to talk email me. If not. I will just wait for the inevitable banhammar to hit once again.
Forum mods, please do not move / delete this post.. it is being replied to by officers. Thanks. ~Wic~
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I am not sure why you continue to think that your ban has anything to do with your racing. Slow learner indeed. I realize that you are trying to send some sort of message by always showing back up here but I don't think you even understand what kind of message you are really getting out to everyone. Well...let me put it to you this way...how many times do you see one of us show up in your community? Yea, rave all you want about how proud and happy you are with your new clan affiliation but when it comes right down to it Rated R does not exist. That is why you have to keep showing up here. You can say "I don't care" all you want but the fact is, you don't have anything to care about...except playing in our servers of course. In fact you care so much about being able to play in our servers you are going to put your tail between your legs and slink into anonymity just to make sure you can play in our servers. Best of luck to you. Oh and once again...when was the last time anyone of us was clammering to get into a Rated R server? ::) Yea, your message is loud and clear.
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no names mentioned :P
BFM_1: that was a close shot.. made my hair part..
bfm_Ford: which one?
>Cool was crying of laughter... it was scary..<
bfm_»FØRЫ
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Imaybeu has joined the channel
me: hi maybe
soul: sounded like you said hi baby!
me: hi MAYBE
imaybeu: i'll answer to that, but only from my wife
i said maybe!!!! :XD:
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Imaybeu has joined the channel
me: hi maybe
soul: sounded like you said hi baby!
me: hi MAYBE
imaybeu: i'll answer to that, but only from my wife
i said maybe!!!! :XD:
ohhh haunted :LOL:
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OK, there had been silence for a while, and then...
BFM_loqii: It's really hard to drive when there's a fruit fly trying to fly up your nose...
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ABSOLUTELY EPIC VENT QUOTE COMING tomorrow ... wait and see!
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Okay, this all happened in one night. xD
So much fun. xD
BFM_Leo: What kind of birds live in trees?
BFM_JANE: Don't most birds live in trees? What, do you expect them to fly around with bleeding wings because they can't land?
BFM_Leo: Yes, that's how it should be. If they can live like that they deserve to survive.
After that and a bit of discussion and Leo playing Banjo-Kazooie, Leo gets to a point in the game where he gets frustrated.
BFM_Leo: I hate games that defy logic.
BFM_JANE: What do you mean, like what?
BFM_Leo: Like the fact that you can't fly through a brick wall. I mean honestly, it's not that hard.
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BFM_Shivrz: Marty, please don't kill me...
BFM_Sprite: He's gonna need some insentive...
BFM_Shivrz: How about a hat?
BFM_Marty: I've got loads of hats...I collect them...
BFM_Shivrz: But this is a special hat...signed by a famous hat collector...this guy named Marty...
BFM_Marty: Ooh, Deal!
BFM_Shivrz: And if you kill me, I get to keep all your hats.
BFM_Marty: All 15'000?
BFM_Shivrz: Yes.
BFM_Marty: Fine...
<about five minutes later, BFM_shivrz kills BFM_Marty. Cue CHAOS>
BFM_Marty: OK, the deal's off...take the hat back...
BFM_Shivrz: The deal CAN'T be off...you signed the contract...
BFM_Marty: What contract???
BFM_Shivrz: The contract, by which you can't kill me...
BFM_Marty: Ah, but I shredded the contract...
BFM_Shivrz: You can't have...it was in the hat, and you gave the hat back to me...
BFM_Sprite: There was a contract hidden in the hat?
BFM_Shivrz: Yes, and it's signed by Marty...So as he's killed me, I get all his hats...
BFM_Marty: But I didn't know there was a contract...it was signed before ever you gave it to me!
BFM_Shivrz: You still signed it.
BFM_Sprite: Fine, let's get bfm_Haunted and bfm_Drgnrdr as Judges...
BFM_Shivrz: Fine.
<legal battle ensues, taking about 10 minutes>
bfm_Haunted: Marty Wins. The contract was hidden, he couldn't have know what he signed.
BFM_Shivrz: NOOOOO!!!!
There was a lot more going on, but it was hilarious...I was in hysterics...
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was MUCH longer than that but he got the important stuff :P
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.....fail.....
:roflol: :roflol: :roflol: :roflol:
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The whole thing was like a court thingy. lol
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LOL i am the best lawyer ever!!!!! We won marty we won!!!! *does happy dance*
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How much do I owe, you for your services, Sprite?
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How much do I owe, you for your services, Sprite?
lolz
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Geek: I think I should get a higher pick in the draft order.
ColWlkr: Um.. No
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LOL i am the best lawyer ever!!!!! We won marty we won!!!! *does happy dance*
I still say I won,he signed the contract! :mad:
lol
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I haz 1!!!!!
So I was watching the thingy in the vent quotes about Rypto and that video and it was kinda loud on vent.So i muted them. And continuing into the vent quotes section on the forums i got bored so i was like....
Shivrz-Why is it so quiet!!
Shivrz-Cowbell,ur mic is left open.
Shivrz- SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING!!!!!
Shivrz-AND WHEN DID RUBIKS JOIN THE CHANNEL!!!!
<Pause>
<Shivrz unmutes sound>
Shivrz-wow i had vent muted,I fail. :P
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LOL i am the best lawyer ever!!!!! We won marty we won!!!! *does happy dance*
I still say I won,he signed the contract! :mad:
lol
there wasnt a contract TO sign!! :doh:
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LOL i am the best lawyer ever!!!!! We won marty we won!!!! *does happy dance*
I still say I won,he signed the contract! :mad:
lol
there wasnt a contract TO sign!! :doh:
Yes there was,it was inside the hat signed by Marty,get it?
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Wait wait wait...
So the hat WAS the contract? I'm so lost right now :bang:
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shivrz said she hid a contract inside the hat but marty didnt even know there was a contract and didnt sign it ....
gun haver: anyone wanna join me in ROCKS?
shivrz: i will!! whats it on?
gun haver: free for all slayer on prisoner
shivrz: ok so if i join what team will i be on
me: its free for all..
:XD:
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shivrz said she hid a contract inside the hat but marty didnt even know there was a contract and didnt sign it ....
i thought the contract was the hat.... and marty signed it not knowing it was the contract....
so technecally he did sign it... he just didnt know it was the contract so it wasnt fair, so it didnt count :eyebrow:
im still uber lost....
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shivrz said she hid a contract inside the hat but marty didnt even know there was a contract and didnt sign it ....
i thought the contract was the hat.... and marty signed it not knowing it was the contract....
so technecally he did sign it... he just didnt know it was the contract so it wasnt fair, so it didnt count :eyebrow:
im still uber lost....
I like how this court case is STILL GOING :P
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shivrz said she hid a contract inside the hat but marty didnt even know there was a contract and didnt sign it ....
i thought the contract was the hat.... and marty signed it not knowing it was the contract....
so technecally he did sign it... he just didnt know it was the contract so it wasnt fair, so it didnt count :eyebrow:
im still uber lost....
I like how this court case is STILL GOING :P
well here marty you explain it! :XD:
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Just as I enter the Racing Room:
Edison: I don't spam nades, seven of those were from a hog...
:XD:
Nade spammer!
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I was referring to seven of my kills >.>
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BFM_JANE:Draaaaaaagoooooooon, I hear TV in your background
BFM_Drgnrdr: No you don't
BFM_JANE:Yes I do, otherwise you have a news anchor for a family member.
*JANE in CNN style voice*Tonight! On the dinner table!!
BFM_Fraggle: *knocks headset on floor whilst laughing too hard*
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EPIC
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Jane = Quote of the hour.
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Dragonrider's laugh :love: :roflol: :rotflmboOMG: :warlord:
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Danger's laugh :winkgrin: :P :rotflmboOMG: :scrim: :taco: :taco: :taco: :taco: <---- OMGZ!! FOUR TACOZ!!!!!!!! :o
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DrgnRdr's and Danger's laugh after I finished singing old mcdonald had a farm :)
There was an awkward silence inbetween me finishing and the laughs... but that dosen't need to be written down does it?
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I'm not crazy...
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yes you are xenon ;D
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BFM_JANE:Draaaaaaagoooooooon, I hear TV in your background
BFM_Drgnrdr: No you don't
BFM_JANE:Yes I do, otherwise you have a news anchor for a family member.
*JANE in CNN style voice*Tonight! On the dinner table!!
BFM_Fraggle: *knocks headset on floor whilst laughing too hard*
Epic.
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bfm_rubiks: math rules in rubiksnese
BFM_StarZ: rubiks sneezed? what? O_o
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bfm_rubiks: math rules in rubiksnese
BFM_StarZ: rubiks sneezed? what? O_o
bless you :keke:
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ford and Suprman talking about school...
Ford:Yeah, i hate anything english or english related... (ment school)
Lemming: I see how it is.
>Lock and load, love the lemming has left the channel<
ford and suprman laugh..
Lemming returns..
Lemming: your so mean..
Ford: laughs
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*cough cough*
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ford and Suprman talking about school...
Ford:Yeah, i hate anything english or english related... (ment school)
Lemming: I see how it is.
>Lock and load, love the lemming has left the channel<
ford and suprman laugh..
Lemming returns..
Lemming: your so mean..
Ford: laughs
T'was quite epic, even more so since Lemming heard it as soon as she got back from getting some food.
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Do you suggest that Aussies are "english-related"?
OH NOES. YU HATEZ CRICKET. DYE!
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*cough cough*
I concur... cough cough :'(
I thought we were friends Ford... and Superman your no better
"Laugh at it, and your part of it"
Noddu (No 'x's for you)
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*cough cough*
I concur... cough cough :'(
I thought we were friends Ford... and Superman your no better
"Laugh at it, and your part of it"
Noddu (No 'x's for you)
I actually gasped, then laughed. >.> We had been talking about how "mean" Ford was a bit before that. xD
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:ninja: :ninja: :love: :ninja: :ninja:
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we were deciding ranks for peoples in the pinecone club and we couldnt think of all the rank names so we were saying that they were equal to the other higher ranked members....
so zakk had just joined and...
Lucky: so what should zakk be...?
Zakk: i = Wic?
Lucky: nooo... wics a girl
Zakk: i = man wic?
:LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
haha man wic :XD: :XD: :XD:
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BFM_Meelisa today on vent: "I am an anomaly."
That just sounded to me like a vent quote if I ever heard one.
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Lucky: Oh Shivrz
Shivrz: Oh Noddu
Noddu: Oh Arya
Arya: Oh StarZ
StarZ: Oh Noddu
Noddu: Oh Lucky
Lucky: Oh Arya
Arya: Oh Noddu
Noddu: Oh StarZ
StarZ: Oh Lucky
Lucky: Oh Shivrz
Shivrz: Oh Arya
Lucky: Oh Shivrz
Shivrz: Oh Noddu
Noddu: Oh Arya
Arya: Oh StarZ
StarZ: Oh Noddu
Noddu: Oh Lucky
Lucky: Oh Arya
Arya: Oh Noddu
Noddu: Oh StarZ
StarZ: Oh Lucky
Lucky: Oh Shivrz
Shivrz: Oh Arya
<Jmaster has joined the channel>
Arya: Oh JMaster
Jmaster: Oh StarZ
StarZ: Oh Lucky
Lucky: Oh Noddu
Noddu: Oh Shivrz
Shivrz: Oh Arya
and so on... :LOL:
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Lucky: Oh Shivrz
Shivrz: Oh Noddu
Noddu: Oh Arya
Arya: Oh StarZ
StarZ: Oh Noddu
Noddu: Oh Lucky
Lucky: Oh Arya
Arya: Oh Noddu
Noddu: Oh StarZ
StarZ: Oh Lucky
Lucky: Oh Shivrz
Shivrz: Oh Arya
Lucky: Oh Shivrz
Shivrz: Oh Noddu
Noddu: Oh Arya
Arya: Oh StarZ
StarZ: Oh Noddu
Noddu: Oh Lucky
Lucky: Oh Arya
Arya: Oh Noddu
Noddu: Oh StarZ
StarZ: Oh Lucky
Lucky: Oh Shivrz
Shivrz: Oh Arya
<Jmaster has joined the channel>
Arya: Oh JMaster
Jmaster: Oh StarZ
StarZ: Oh Lucky
Lucky: Oh Noddu
Noddu: Oh Shivrz
Shivrz: Oh Arya
and so on... :LOL:
You forgot steve!!!!!!!
vvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
Noddu: Oh, StarZ
StarZ: Oh, Shivrz
Shivrz: Oh, Lucky
Lucky: Oh, Arya
Me: Oh, Noddu
Noddu: Oh, StarZ
StarZ: Oh, Arya
Me: Oh, Shivrz
Shivrz: Oh, Lucky
Lucky: Oh, Arya
Me: Oh, Noddu
Noddu: Oh, StarZ
StarZ: Oh, Arya
Me: Oh, Shivrz
Shivrz: Oh, Jmaster
Jmaster: Oh, Noddu
Noddu: Oh, Lucky
Lucky: Oh, StarZ
StarZ: Oh, Arya
Me: Oh, Shivrz
Shivrz: Oh, Jmaster
Jmaster: Oh, Noddu
Noddu: Oh, Lucky
Lucky: Oh, StarZ
StarZ: Oh, Arya
Me: Oh, Shivrz
Shivrz: Oh, Jmaster
Jmaster: Oh, Noddu
Noddu: Oh, Lucky
Lucky: Oh, StarZ
StarZ: Oh, Arya
Me: Oh, Shivrz
Shivrz: Oh, Jmaster
Jmaster: Oh, Noddu
Noddu: Oh, Lucky
Lucky: Oh, StarZ
StarZ: Oh, Arya
Me: Oh, Shivrz
Shivrz: Oh, Jmaster
Jmaster: Oh, Noddu
Noddu: Oh, Lucky
Lucky: Oh, StarZ
StarZ: Oh, Steve
Lucky + Noddu: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
:LOL:
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Ohhh Steve ::)
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this is the worst vent quote EVER!
JANE: Miggels
ugh horrible!
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im so calling you that now...
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At least you don't get called "Miggy-poo"!
She calls me "Hydie-poo". Adorable, I know.
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At least you don't get called "Miggy-poo"!
She calls me "Hydie-poo". Adorable, I know.
Me she calls poopy -.-
And Loopy-Loo :winkgrin: ~Kiwi
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she calls me starzy warzy :neckbeard: :neckbeard: :neckbeard:
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She calls me Goaly. I can work with that. :XD:
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We were in the music room and...
StarZ-Hey Lucky!!
Lucky-What?
StarZ-My Favorite Color is Green!!!,whats yo-
<Me Interupting>
Shivrz-Xelio's Favorite color is green
StarZ-Yea,Whatever Shivrz.Lucky,whats your favorite color?
<Me Interupting again>
Shivrz-But Xelio's Favorite Color IS Green!!!!
StarZ-Oh,I thought you said Xelio was going to the 1st Grade.
<Me,Lucky,Xelio and,StarZ laughing>
Lucky-Thats a vent quote.
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Okay, so some guy named A Pirate enters Wolf's server, and he mentions it mainly because someone says," Aargh" after they killed the pirate guy. So eventually we get on the topic of ninjas and pirates, macs and pcs, and all that other epic stuff. xD
Anyway, the server Wolf is in gets to an icy map and Wolf mentions how A pirate is having some trouble on the ice, then Kakashi pipes in a pirate-y voice:
"Argh, the water is solid! I don't know what to do with this!" or something along those lines. It was great! xD
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^^! lol
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Oh Hydie, Poopie and Miggles. And our Starzie Warzie!
Anyway!
I don't know what Thud was talking about before this, crocodiles or koalas or something, but I heard our wackiest Aussie said something about a movie and guh-guh biscuits.
JANE: What?
Thud: [something about a movie] and guh-guh biscuits.
JANE: What?
Thud: Guh-guh biscuits, guh-guh biscuits!
JANE: I have no idea what you're saying.
Thud: [enunciating a bit more] Gill gud biscuits.
JANE: What kind of biscuits?
Thud: Gill goid, goid fouh gills.
JANE: *scoffs*
Thud: Like scouts, gill scouts.
JANE: Oh! GIRL guide!
Thud: No, not gRRRRllll goid - gill goid.
JANE: *LOL*
I'm so moving to Australia.
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dont get kicked in the head by a kangaroo!!
just joking :LOL:
but beware our verry awesome aussie accents.. and barbeques!! cant forget thoes.. :burger:
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Oh Hydie, Poopie and Miggles. And our Starzie Warzie!
Anyway!
I don't know what Thud was talking about before this, crocodiles or koalas or something, but I heard our wackiest Aussie said something about a movie and guh-guh biscuits.
JANE: What?
Thud: [something about a movie] and guh-guh biscuits.
JANE: What?
Thud: Guh-guh biscuits, guh-guh biscuits!
JANE: I have no idea what you're saying.
Thud: [enunciating a bit more] Gill gud biscuits.
JANE: What kind of biscuits?
Thud: Gill goid, goid fouh gills.
JANE: *scoffs*
Thud: Like scouts, gill scouts.
JANE: Oh! GIRL guide!
Thud: No, not gRRRRllll goid - gill goid.
JANE: *LOL*
I'm so moving to Australia.
guh-guh biscuits? oh dear... :XD:
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I left to go get a bottle of water, which only took 5 seconds, so I didn't leave the racing room, and I put my headset back on and this is the first thing I hear:
"I am too fat, old, and cranky, in that order." -BFM_Gangus
I laughed for nearly 5 minutes XD
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I could see Gangus saying that lol...
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meelisa and i were the only ones in the racing room while everyone else was playin ce
< Gun Haver has connected>
Me: i bet he's gonna go down to the ce channel...
Meelisa: looks that way dont it?
Me: yeah...
Meelisa: if he comes down here. we should start talking about girl stuff like make-up!
< Gun Haver has joined the channel >
Me: hey Gun Haver
Meelisa: so gun haver whats your favorite color to wear?
Gun Haver: umm... what?
Meelisa: do you use manpoo or regular shampoo?
Gun Haver: what???
Meelisa: manpoo is man smelling shampoo... shampoo is like the regular stuff
Gun Haver: shampoo....
Meelisa: ok, thats all i needed to know
:LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
i was laughing so hard during all of that :XD:
it was great :XD:
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meelisa and i were the only ones in the racing room while everyone else was playin ce
< Gun Haver has connected>
Me: i bet he's gonna go down to the ce channel...
Meelisa: looks that way dont it?
Me: yeah...
Meelisa: if he comes down here. we should start talking about girl stuff like make-up!
< Gun Haver has joined the channel >
Me: hey Gun Haver
Meelisa: so gun haver whats your favorite color to wear?
Gun Haver: umm... what?
Meelisa: do you use manpoo or regular shampoo?
Gun Haver: what???
Meelisa: manpoo is man smelling shampoo... shampoo is like the regular stuff
Gun Haver: shampoo....
Meelisa: ok, thats all i needed to know
:LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
i was laughing so hard during all of that :XD:
it was great :XD:
i use manpoo - Suave for Men smells great ::)
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Forget shampoo, I go for the real stuff!
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I use Axe Shower Gel. :D
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<We Were Discussing Food>
BFM_Terra: What's wrong with Subway?
BFM_LEO: Nothing! It's just sometimes, you order a Steak Sub and it tastes awful. I suppose it depends on what part of the Cat they use.
<Pause>
BFM_LEO: Sorry, what part of the COW they use.
You heard it here first, folks - Subway feeds you Cats.
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:doh:
Forget shampoo, I go for the real stuff!
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:doh:
Forget shampoo, I go for the real stuff!
Tåndêm, LLC: Making people facepalm since...when the heck did I join the BFM forums, '07?
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Ok we were in Vent and then along comes Enoch
and he had downloaded a evil-demon-like filter to put over his speech so he sounded incredibly evil
he started saying
"kiwi, where are you..."
but the best one was when he had to leave he said
" Time to make the donuts, mwahahahaha"
I loled real hard
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Any time Gangus says
"..Good gravy!"
Oh, that just brings me joy!
:neckbeard:
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Any time Gangus says
"..Good gravy!"
Oh, that just brings me joy!
:neckbeard:
:neckbeard: :neckbeard: :neckbeard:
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Any time Gangus says
"..Good gravy!"
Oh, that just brings me joy!
:neckbeard:
Dude, don't make fun of him, that gravy's freakin' delicious!
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lol
BFM_Three60- SOCCER :angry: :angry:
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lol
BFM_Three60- SOCCER :angry: :angry:
xD! I love that. If you ever get the chance... get Jim to say soccer, you won't regret it. -nods-
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Jmaster: I seem to be lagging, I can't hear any of you.
Hogzlla: that's because none of us is talking.
:LOL:
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Jmaster: I seem to be lagging, I can't hear any of you.
Hogzlla: that's because none of us is talking.
:LOL:
^^! ya, i love that ^^!
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Okay, first thing I see is Leo come on. He then joins our channel and immediately says
Leo: Did you know that paddlepops don't contain any artificial colors or flavors!?
So then Leo, BruinX, and myself get on the topic of PaddlePops, me kind of being left out not being familiar with the brand of Ice cream. After Leo and BruinX do some research and look at some pictures, we get to the point where I finally admit I'm lost and then Leo attempts to explain what it tastes like.
Leo: If you could imagine what purple tastes like.... that's what it'd be like.
I'm sitting on my computer, quietly dying of laughter. xD BruinX then finds an article on the PaddlePops, and begins reading it aloud. The only bit I get out of it, despite me clearly hearing every word, is "milky goodness" and the fact that they changed the Blue flavoring to Purple in order to stop using artificial stuff. By this time BruinX and Leo are seriously considering sending e-mails to the company demanding that they bring blue back.
I'm sitting here, 3:44 AM, and I'm just enjoyin' every minute of it. xD
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Leo produces some epic vent quotes...
<we were discussing life, the universe and everything...>
BFM_Marty: Yeah, I mean, the Earth's 4 billion years and two months old...
BFM_LEO: It was the Earth's Birthday two months ago?
BFM_Marty: Er...no...
BFM_LEO: OH! I thought I'd missed the big celebrations...
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AS PROMISED I have completed my task!
I went through all the Vent Quotes (yes, all 49 pages!) and tallied up how many time an individual was in DIFFERENT quotes, and here are the results!
BFM_Jane 24
BFM_Cool 18
bfm_FORD 16
BFM_ColWlkr 15
BFM_LEO 13
BFM_Marty 13
Ben-BSH 12
Renegade 12
BFM_three60 10
BFM_Shivrz 9
BFM_Thud 9
Taipan 9
BFM_Hogzlla 8
BFM_Lucky 8
BFM_StarZ 8
Sandoz 8
BFM_Enoch 7
BFM_Gangus 7
BFM_Medic 7
BFM_Noodles 7
BFM_Rypto 7
Noddu 7
BFM_Kakashi 6
DaNGeR 6 (All about his laugh :P)
Haunted 6
Hazy 6
BFM_Bowser 5
BFM_Brick 5
BFM_Ediseye 5
BFM_Edison 5
BFM_Elvis 5
BFM_Hydra 5
BFM_Max 5
Razgriz 5
Kozmo 4
BFM_Exodus 4
BFM_Fanatic 4
BFM_Goalie 4
BFM_Kiwi 4
BFM_Meelisa 4
BFM_Mr P 4
BFM_Ratboy 4
BFM_Samurai 4
BFM_Spidey 4
BFM_Sprite 4
BFM_Volley 4
BFM_Wolf 4
Snappy 4
BFM_Arya 3
BFM_Dstroyr 3
BFM_Fraggle 3
BFM_Igor 3
BFM_Invert 3
BFM_Loqii 3
BFM_NavyJHwk 3
BFM_Nrvend 3
BFM_Sonic 3
BFM_T@rget 3
Hangman 3
Mr Mxyzptlk 3
SSNZ 2
BFM_Balrog 2
BFM_Cr@zy 2
BFM_Dizzle 2
BFM_Dragster 2
bfm_DrgnRdr 2
BFM_Fender 2
BFM_Flyboy 2
BFM_Gryphon 2
bfm_GunHavr 2
BFM_ImaybeU 2
BFM_Jrock 2
BFM_Lemming 2
BFM_Luupaa 2
BFM_MiG 2
BFM_Miser 2
BFM_Nemesis 2
BFM_Samus 2
BFM_SirPynk 2
BFM_Slayton 2
BFM_Speedy 2
BFM_Steamer 2
BFM_Suprhwk 2
bfm_xen0n 2
BFM_Xsix 2
countdracul 2
Fuzion 2
Jmaster 2
Soul 2
Soz Owned U 2
Tigger 2
TriCkSta 2
I have to admit, I thought Mr. LEO would be higher on the list (probably because his are the most memorable :P), and I didn't expect to make it so high either!
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I coulda sworn I was in at least one! Gosh darn it!
Whatever, can't force a vent quote I guess :undecided:
:P
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Now, if we had the list from theold forums...
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lol more vent quotes in the old forums (before July 2007)
9 woot. Oh the good old times.
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we were deciding ranks for peoples in the pinecone club and we couldn't think of all the rank names so we were saying that they were equal to the other higher ranked members....
so zakk had just joined and...
Lucky: so what should zakk be...?
Zakk: i = Wic?
Lucky: nooo... wics a girl
Zakk: i = man wic?
:LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
haha man wic :XD: :XD: :XD:
This happened at the same time,tho it was a while ago. :XD:
Lucky - Fine,Zakk can be a Lieutenant.
Shivrz - Did you just call Zakk an elephant?
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ColWlkr: So how many Vent quotes did you have? 8? 9?
NavyJHwk: 3.
ColWlkr: 3?
NavyJHwk: Yup.
ColWlkr: You need more. You need to talk more.
NavyJHwk: I'm too busy.
ColWlkr: Too busy for Vent quotes?
NavyJHwk: Yes. And I'm not funny enough.
ColWlkr: Vent quotes don't have to be funny ...
:P
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Gee, even I beat you Navy!
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ColWlkr: So how many Vent quotes did you have? 8? 9?
NavyJHwk: 3.
ColWlkr: 3?
NavyJHwk: Yup.
ColWlkr: You need more. You need to talk more.
NavyJHwk: I'm too busy.
ColWlkr: Too busy for Vent quotes?
NavyJHwk: Yes. And I'm not funny enough.
ColWlkr: Vent quotes don't have to be funny ...
:P
He used to be funnyyyyyyyy. Probably still is. :hug:
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Hmph.
See if I ever come into a channel with you again Walker :argh:
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I hope you only counted it for a person if they were the one who delivered the "punch-line" and weren't the one posting it in the first place, cus that's cheating >.
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Win.
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I hope you only counted it for a person if they were the one who delivered the "punch-line" and weren't the one posting it in the first place, cus that's cheating >.
awwww Edison is upset because he isn't winning :P
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I hope you only counted it for a person if they were the one who delivered the "punch-line" and weren't the one posting it in the first place, cus that's cheating >.
I counted people involved in the conversation, not the posters or commenters :P
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I think a more efficient method would be to only count the punchline as a count and only if the person who said it is not the poster. And I still would not be first using this method; it's just more logical. >.
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Yeah but that would take effort... geesh Edison, why not just be simple about it :P ?
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If I had a cookie for every funny thing I'd said on vent, well, I'd be cookieless.
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when im on vent everyone seems to laugh
oh, i got one, me and Invert were in a server on Ice fields, he was in a loaded rocket and i was in a lone chain
BFM_Invert: WOAH!!!!!
i was laughing at home bec i had a feeling wat he woahed about
BFM_Invert: where did that red guy go
Jmaster: oh that was in front of me
BFM_Invert: THAT WAS U!!!!
Jmaster: ya
BFM_Invert: u just dissapeared like as my gunner shot u dissapeared from in front of us
:siderofl: :siderofl: :siderofl: :siderofl: :siderofl: :siderofl:
Thats my lag for u
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I came quite high...WOOT.
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I think a more efficient method would be to only count the punchline as a count and only if the person who said it is not the poster. And I still would not be first using this method; it's just more logical. >.
Well next time you can do it your way, and go through all those pages on your own ;)
I for one have had enough vent quotes to last a few weeks
@___@
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after talking about headphones and mic's for a bit,
ENOCH: jane you have nice headphones
JANE: Thanks.... i work out....
:siderofl: :siderofl: :LOL: :siderofl: :siderofl:
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<BFM_Lemming Joins the Channel>
<All apart from BFM_Lemming make chicken sounds>
BFM_Lemming : Wha...?
BFM_HogZlla : Have YOUR chickens ever eaten a lemming, Marty?
BFM_Marty : Oh, a few.
BFM_Lemming : NOES!
BFM_Marty : Well, in all honesty, I've only ever seen them go for slugs and frogs...
BFM_HogZlla : I've seen 'em attack snakes.
BFM_Marty : We're kinda low on snakes here in Yorkshire.
BFM_HogZlla : That's good, although the snakes do keep the Lemmings down.
BFM_Lemming : I'm gonna have nightmares about chickens for weeks.
<pause>
BFM_lemming : See, now I'm gonna join a server and some random guy called 'a chicken' will join...
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<BFM_Marty has Joined the Channel>
BFM_Marty: Hey, bfm_Cooler, bfm_Decoy, BFM_Gangus, BFM_HogZilla, BFM_Meelisa, BFM_Miser, BFM_Roscoe, BFM_zagwa, BFM_Zakk and Widget!
BFM_zagwa: Why am I third from last?
BFM_Marty: 'Cos, alphabetically, you're third from last.
BFM_zagwa: Aw, shucks.
bfm_Cooler: And I'm first!
Widget: And I'm last!
BFM_Marty: Congratulations! Would you like a cookie?
BFM_Meelisa: I'd like a present!
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Where's my cookie Marty?
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BAM! Meelisa gets in again :D
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BFM_FORD *anguished voice*: ARRGH! I put salt on my popcorn and rubbed my eye! It BURNS! OW!
BFM_ColWalker: *laughing hysterically*
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*After Ford got big tags (right after CPT Scrims so everyone was in the racing room)*
*ColWalker has joined the channel*
BFM_ColWalker: Ok i'm gunna pull ford into the channel now.
*Ford has joined the channel*
bfm_blkout: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRDDDDD!!
BFM_ColWalker: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRDDDDD!!
bfm_Cuda: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRDDDDD!!
bfm_Decoy: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRDDDDD!!
BFM_dStruct: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRDDDDD!!
BFM_Fender: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRDDDDD!!
BFM_Gangus: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRDDDDD!!
bfm_GunHavr: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRDDDDD!!
BFM_HogZilla: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRDDDDD!!
BFM_IMaybeU: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRDDDDD!!
BFM_Lemming: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRDDDDD!!
BFM_Lucky:FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRDDDDD!!!
BFM_Shivrz: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRDDDDD!!
bfm_SuprM@n: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRDDDDD!!
BFM_Zakk: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRDDDDD!!
TMonkey: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRDDDDD!!!
BFM_Lucky: ... Blobs! (inside joke)
BFM_Ford: that just made my week
BFM_HogZilla: I gotta take my headset off for awhile xD
BFM_Slayton: I didn't even have my headset on and I could hear that!
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*After Ford got big tags (right after CPT Scrims so everyone was in the racing room)*
*ColWalker has joined the channel*
BFM_ColWalker: Ok i'm gunna pull ford into the channel now.
*Ford has joined the channel*
bfm_blkout: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRDDDDD!!
BFM_ColWalker: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRDDDDD!!
bfm_Cuda: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRDDDDD!!
bfm_Decoy: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRDDDDD!!
BFM_dStruct: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRDDDDD!!
BFM_Fender: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRDDDDD!!
BFM_Gangus: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRDDDDD!!
bfm_GunHavr: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRDDDDD!!
BFM_HogZilla: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRDDDDD!!
BFM_IMaybeU: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRDDDDD!!
BFM_Lemming: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRDDDDD!!
BFM_Lucky:FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRDDDDD!!!
BFM_Shivrz: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRDDDDD!!
bfm_SuprM@n: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRDDDDD!!
BFM_Zakk: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRDDDDD!!
TMonkey: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRDDDDD!!!
BFM_Lucky: ... Blobs! (inside joke)
BFM_Ford: that just made my week
BFM_HogZilla: I gotta take my headset off for awhile xD
BFM_Slayton: I didn't even have my headset on and I could hear that!
haha, im kinda glad i wasnt there for that (in music room)... and if i was... id be like
FORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
then i wouldnt be able to hear anything :D hooray!!!! :XD:
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Meelisa: I've kicked [him] for not complimenting my hair.
follwed by the rest of the people on vent enthusiastically complimenting Meelisa's hair.
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Meelisa: I've kicked [him] for not complimenting my hair.
follwed by the rest of the people on vent enthusiastically complimenting Meelisa's hair.
As it should be right?
I just found this thread the other day and oh too funny.
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SuprM@n: If I were to have any sidekick, it would be Mighty Mouse!
...
bfm_blkout: I'd have Bullwinkle.
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Woot! I r p1: xD
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I was eating cereal so I didn't see who said it ::).
That cereal was spat out post-haste once I heard blkout :siderofl: .
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Shivrz was reading everyone an article on some telescope or something and I put in my comment "ewwwww.. astronomy.."
Then this happened.
Shivrz: Lucky
Lucky: What?
Shivrz: Lucky
Lucky: What?!
*Page from Shivrz*
*Page from Shivrz*
Lucky: Why are you paging me? We're in the same channel!
*Page from Shivrz*
*Page from Shivrz*
Shivrz: Oh, I didn't hear you
Lucky: Ughh..
Shivrz: You don't like astronomy?
Lucky: Nobody here likes astronomy, let's go down the list.
Lucky: Jmaster, do you like astronomy?
Jmaster: Nope.
Lucky: LEGO, do you like astronomy?
LEGO: No.
Lucky: Mith do you like astronomy?
Mith: Yeah, sure.
Shivrz: Mith is cool.
Lucky: So at least most of the people in here don't like astronomy.
Shivrz: We should take a survey.
Lucky: We just did... *facepalm*
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Shivrz = Epic
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Then we started talking about geology, aka study of rocks, and let me tell you that was a DULL subject amongst the crowd. :P
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Me Jmaster Marty and Rosco were playing Rocks CTF on Infinity when suddenly i start saying...
Me: Delivery Boy (aka Jmaster) do you have the package (aka the flag)!!!!!!!
Jmaster: Uhhh what?
Me: Scout 2 this is scout 1 I'm above target zone permission to engage.
Marty: GunHavr are you OK?
Me: I Repeat Scout this is scout 1 I'm above target zone permission to engage!!!!!
Marty: (starting to catch on)Scout 2 to Scout 1 permission granted.
(then Rosco comes in a banshee and start to shoot at me)
Me:DELTA 5 THERE IS A ENEMY BANSHEE BEHIND ME OH NO IM HIT GOING DOWN!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHH KABOOOOOOOOM *SPLAT*
Jmaster and marty together:Scout 1 NOOOOOOOOOOO!
(a long match later)
Guy on Halo: Game Over!(we won)
*next map Ice Fields king of hill*
All of us:(laughter all around)
Marty: Ok Who's gonna post that in vent quotes
*Shivrz joind our team.*
*Game Start*
Me: Lets do this men oh and shivrz...
Shivrz:what.....
All of us:(laughter all around)
Jmaster: Vent Quote!!!
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vent can be pretty epic...
can i wait? :LOL:
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#1
BFM_Marty: Shivrz, you're such a Nub...
BFM_Shivrz: Why'd you just call me a nub? <pause> Why am I trying to drive up a tree in a tank?
#2
Shivrz had been speed-talking for about ten minutes, and then...
BFM_Shivrz: I don't know what to say...
BFM_Marty: Try Silence!
BFM_Shivrz: OH OH OH What's broken every time you say it?
BFM_Marty: Silence...
BFM_Shivrz: OMG! That was quick!
BFM_Marty: Well, I just said it.
BFM_Shivrz: Yeah, but that reminded me...
BFM_Marty: Well, as it was the punchline...
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Me Jmaster Marty and Rosco were playing Rocks CTF on Infinity when suddenly i start saying...
Me: Delivery Boy (aka Jmaster) do you have the package (aka the flag)!!!!!!!
Jmaster: Uhhh what?
Me: Scout 2 this is scout 1 I'm above target zone permission to engage.
Marty: GunHavr are you OK?
Me: I Repeat Scout this is scout 1 I'm above target zone permission to engage!!!!!
Marty: (starting to catch on)Scout 2 to Scout 1 permission granted.
(then Rosco comes in a banshee and start to shoot at me)
Me:DELTA 5 THERE IS A ENEMY BANSHEE BEHIND ME OH NO IM HIT GOING DOWN!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHH KABOOOOOOOOM *SPLAT*
Jmaster and marty together:Scout 1 NOOOOOOOOOOO!
(a long match later)
Guy on Halo: Game Over!(we won)
*next map Ice Fields king of hill*
All of us:(laughter all around)
Marty: Ok Who's gonna post that in vent quotes
*Shivrz joind our team.*
*Game Start*
Me: Lets do this men oh and shivrz...
Shivrz:what.....
All of us:(laughter all around)
Jmaster: Vent Quote!!!
I don't remeber that,I remember coming into the server and not being on vent,then Nrv was doing something on meh computer,when i got back into game i saw from GunHavr "Shivrz,last chance,plz spam the website". and i said srry Nrv was doing somethimg,then i tried to spam it.... then i had to turn on meh macros...... I spammed it then was kicked. I came on vent saying "OK,Why was i kicked?" :XD:
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Shivrz is very quote prone, need to get on vent more to see this in action... :P
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Shivrz is very quote prone, need to get on vent more to see this in action... :P
^^! So true
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Continuing on from ColWlkr's Epic Task of tallying the Vent Quotes...
BFM_Jane 25
BFM_ColWlkr 18
BFM_Cool 18
BFM_Marty 18
bfm_FORD 17
BFM_Shivrz 15
BFM_LEO 13
Ben-BSH 12
Renegade 12
BFM_Lucky 11
BFM_Hogzlla 10
BFM_three60 10
BFM_Thud 9
Taipan 9
BFM_Enoch 8
BFM_Gangus 8
BFM_StarZ 8
Sandoz 8
BFM_Medic 7
BFM_Noodles 7
BFM_Rypto 7
Noddu 7
BFM_Kakashi 6
BFM_Meelisa 6
DaNGeR 6
Haunted 6
Hazy 6
BFM_Bowser 5
BFM_Brick 5
BFM_Ediseye5
BFM_Edison 5
BFM_Elvis 5
BFM_Hydra 5
bfm_Jmaster 5
BFM_Max 5
Razgriz 5
BFM_Exodus 4
BFM_Fanatic 4
BFM_Goalie 4
bfm_GunHavr 4
BFM_Invert 4
BFM_Lemming 4
BFM_Kiwi 4
BFM_Mr P 4
BFM_NavyJHwk 4
BFM_Ratboy 4
BFM_Samurai 4
BFM_Spidey 4
BFM_Sprite 4
BFM_Volley 4
BFM_Wolf 4
Kozmo 4
Snappy 4
BFM_Arya 3
BFM_Dstroyr 3
BFM_Fender 3
BFM_Fraggle 3
BFM_Igor 3
BFM_ImaybeU 3
BFM_Loqii 3
BFM_Nrvend 3
BFM_Slayton 3
BFM_Sonic 3
BFM_T@rget 3
Hangman 3
Mr Mxyzptlk 3
BFM_Balrog 2
bfm_blkout 2
BFM_Cr@zy 2
BFM_Dizzle 2
BFM_Dragster 2
bfm_DrgnRdr 2
BFM_Flyboy 2
BFM_Gryphon 2
BFM_Jrock 2
BFM_Luupaa 2
BFM_MiG 2
BFM_Miser 2
BFM_Nemesis 2
BFM_Samus 2
BFM_SirPynk 2
BFM_Speedy 2
BFM_Steamer 2
BFM_Suprhwk 2
BFM_SuprM@n 2
bfm_xen0n 2
BFM_Xsix 2
countdracul 2
Fuzion 2
Soul 2
Soz Owned U 2
SSNZ 2
Tigger 2
TriCkSta 2
bfm_cooler 1
bfm_Cuda 1
bfm_Decoy 1
BFM_dStruct 1
BFM_LEGO 1
BFM_Zagwa 1
BFM_Zakk 1
Mithrandir 1
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Some none-movers, some new entries...maybe a bit too soon, but hey...
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ok, so a bunch of us were on vent today around 3:00PM central time.
bfm_Jmaster: it looks so weird on when i look at vent and im under FORD instead of at the bottom
BFM_FORD: well my name looks weird without all those alt codes, it just looks plain
BFM_Shivrz: Well, what about my name, and marty's name and Jmaster's name, and 2much's name
BFM_FORD: no i dont like any of ur names
BFM_Marty: Well none of us like ur name anyway
<BFM_FORD has left the Channel>
^^!
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I got vent pwnt.....
Still not speaking to marty...
BFM_»FØRЫ
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I use Axe Shower Gel. :D
as do i its kilo :XD:
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Shivrz is very quote prone, need to get on vent more to see this in action... :P
Is That an Insult? :eyebrow:,lol jk
wait....? is that a good thing?????
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I'd consider it a complement, it means you're entertaining :P
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JANE: Helloo...
three60: hellooo...
JANE: Helloo...
three60: hellooo...
JANE: Helloo...
three60: hellooo...
JANE: Helloo...
three60: hellooo...
JANE: Helloo...
three60: hellooo...
JANE: Helloo...
three60: hellooo...
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Benjy: Does anyone have Rollercoaster Tycoon?
Geek2: I do.
Most others: Not me.
Benjy: I like to make rollercoasters and have fun and make people happy, I wish I could control the sunshine to make it a little brighter and more wonderful. I like rollercoasters and people!
Geek2: I like to pick people up and drown them in the lake.
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Benjy: Does anyone have Rollercoaster Tycoon?
Geek2: I do.
Most others: Not me.
Benjy: I like to make rollercoasters and have fun and make people happy, I wish I could control the sunshine to make it a little brighter and more wonderful. I like rollercoasters and people!
Geek2: I like to pick people up and drown them in the lake.
My dog is looking at me like I'm a nerd cause I'm laughing so much right now :milknose: :milknose:
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Benjy: Does anyone have Rollercoaster Tycoon?
Geek2: I do.
Most others: Not me.
Benjy: I like to make rollercoasters and have fun and make people happy, I wish I could control the sunshine to make it a little brighter and more wonderful. I like rollercoasters and people!
Geek2: I like to pick people up and drown them in the lake.
Didn't he talk about that at some other time too? He must really love that game...
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Today 2much was lagging just a little bit... enoguh so that the following happened:
Microsoft Anna: 2much has left teh server
2much: "Yeah it was a bit of a difficult situation to be honest, could have gone either way. Well, I may have to hop out now, I'll be back later if you have any problems." ... "Well, yes, sometimes you just have to see how they play and hope for teh best." ... "Well, I'd best be off, see you all later guys!"
He carried on talking for about a full minute after he left vent. It was so spooky lol!
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This happened in game (since i'm not on vent, and I don't know if there is a special non vent quotes topic, soooooooo, here I am).
BFM_Haligan had been telling Matt2 not to walk the map and to get in a hog and race.
Matt2: What if I wanted to use a cow instead of a hog?
BFM_Haligan: Then imagine a hog as a cow.
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Today 2much was lagging just a little bit... enoguh so that the following happened:
Microsoft Anna: 2much has left teh server
2much: "Yeah it was a bit of a difficult situation to be honest, could have gone either way. Well, I may have to hop out now, I'll be back later if you have any problems." ... "Well, yes, sometimes you just have to see how they play and hope for teh best." ... "Well, I'd best be off, see you all later guys!"
He carried on talking for about a full minute after he left vent. It was so spooky lol!
lol that happened to me once
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This happened in game (since i'm not on vent, and I don't know if there is a special non vent quotes topic, soooooooo, here I am).
BFM_Haligan had been telling Matt2 not to walk the map and to get in a hog and race.
Matt2: What if I wanted to use a cow instead of a hog?
BFM_Haligan: Then imagine a hog as a cow.
Random guy pops in with a computer screen full of hog skins, "There's a skin for that."
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^^! ^^!
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Geek2: I like to pick people up and drown them in the lake.
I wish I could'a been there for that! :siderofl: :LOL:
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P1: (On the subject of Starz using her feet to push her hotkey.) Just cut them off!
STARZ: I like my feet!
P1: So? you won't have to walk anywhere.
STARZ: I'd have to use a wheelchair!
P1: Then you could race Nrv down the hall!
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P1: (On the subject of Starz using her feet to push her hotkey.) Just cut them off!
STARZ: I like my feet!
P1: So? you won't have to walk anywhere.
STARZ: I'd have to use a wheelchair!
P1: Then you could race Nrv down the hall!
P1= Bowser :keke:
btw, i dont use my feet to push my hotkeyyyyy!!! :bang:
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P1: (On the subject of Starz using her feet to push her hotkey.) Just cut them off!
STARZ: I like my feet!
P1: So? you won't have to walk anywhere.
STARZ: I'd have to use a wheelchair!
P1: Then you could race Nrv down the hall!
P1= Bowser :keke:
Don't worry Bowser, I can't count the number of age jokes I've made in channels with Nrvend, Booyah and Elvis. And I'm still here! :siderofl:
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It never hurts to be cautious. ;D
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Benjy: Does anyone have Rollercoaster Tycoon?
Geek2: I do.
Most others: Not me.
Benjy: I like to make rollercoasters and have fun and make people happy, I wish I could control the sunshine to make it a little brighter and more wonderful. I like rollercoasters and people!
Geek2: I like to pick people up and drown them in the lake.
So?
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bfm_Jmaster: Marty abuses his power. He'd do something like make a channel called 'Because I can' and put me in it
<Because I Can channel appears>
bfm_Jmaster: Oh no
<bfm_Jmaster has left the channel>
BFM_Marty: Why waste a good idea?
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bfm_Jmaster: Marty abuses his power. He'd do something like make a channel called 'Because I can' and put me in it
<Because I Can channel appears>
bfm_Jmaster: Oh no
<bfm_Jmaster has left the channel>
BFM_Marty: Why waste a good idea?
lol
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BFM_GAV was having trouble with his mike - it sounded like a gale was blowing across it.
BFM_Marty: Try moving your mike away from your mouth
BFM_LEO: Yeah, move it further from your head
BFM_GAV: It's not near my head, it's next to my mouth
BFM_LEO: They are, technically, attached.
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Ok i Was in chat with shivrz with TTS on anyway she types
Kay ima go for a bit now
and as she sent it, mil joined the channel and his phonetic and Shivrz chat mergerd with and I herrd this
Kay ima go Face palm for a bit now
:doh: :siderofl: :siderofl: :siderofl: :doh:
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Ok i Was in chat with shivrz with TTS on anyway she types
Kay ima go for a bit now
and as she sent it, mil joined the channel and his phonetic and Shivrz chat mergerd with and I herrd this
Kay ima go Face palm for a bit now
:doh: :siderofl: :siderofl: :siderofl: :doh:
I LOL'd :LOL: :LOL: :siderofl:
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I was in a channel with blkout and a few other and he said:
Im wanna crush a sausge between a biscut.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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Janey, Kiwi, xplora, Enoch and myself were in the race room and Enoch goes, "why does firefox underline my words and not change them?"
(http://i33.tinypic.com/5oib8m.jpg)
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BFM_Hydra: What? Who says I type out warnings?
BFM_Lucky: No, someone said every time we press a macro it conjures you up to type out the warning for us.
BFM_Hydra: You're not suppose to tell people that. I mean, I keep getting woken up at 4:00 in the morning to type out macros. ::)
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Later on...
BFM_Hydra: See you guys, I'm off to work.
BFM_Dstroyer: Alright, make sure you make a lot of kangaroo burgers so you can bring some home.
BFM_Hydra: I don't work at a fast food place.
BFM_Dstroyer: Exodus said you worked at a fast-food joint.
BFM_Hydra: Oh, maybe..... I don't even know where I work. I guess I'll find out today! ;D :siderofl:
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Myself: Unless you need something else bud, I'm gonna jump back up to the racing room
Three60: No, you are doomed to stay in this channel, DOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!(Evil Laugh Here)
Myself: *Laughs
Three60: Now go put that in vent quotes
Myself: Ok
Three60: Good dog
Myself: Pause for typing this...
Three60: See, even now you are DOOOOMMMEEEDDDD to stay here, because you are still here
:doh: :bang:
BFM_Skedog
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Myself: Unless you need something else bud, I'm gonna jump back up to the racing room
Three60: No, you are doomed to stay in this channel, DOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!(Evil Laugh Here)
Myself: *Laughs
Three60: Now go put that in vent quotes
Myself: Ok
Three60: Good dog
Myself: Pause for typing this...
Three60: See, even now you are DOOOOMMMEEEDDDD to stay here, because you are still here
:doh: :bang:
BFM_Skedog
Ok three60, he's done your bidding, now please let the poor little dog leave, I'll give you a cookie :)
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a group of us were playing hide and seek with cooler and we were on death island and cooler was hiding in water and zakk and lucky were spamming "FAR WATER" and saying it on vent for like a whole 30 mins
it was one of those had to be there moments but it was hilarious :siderofl: :siderofl:
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Geek2: I like to pick people up and drown them in the lake.
hahahaha me too :P
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Danger joins the channel:
360: HEy Danger, what did the sea say to the shore?
Danger: dunno.
360: Nothing, it just gave a little wave.
Danger: [No reaction].
Everyone else on vent: You FAIL Jim.
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omg, if you told a joke and Danger didn't start laughing, you have epically failed indeed
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omg, if you told a joke and Danger didn't start laughing, you have epically failed indeed
My thoughts exactly!! I don't think ive ever heard him not laughing :XD:
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Rubik's: I love soggy cereal
StarZ and Me: GROSSSS!!!!
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Rubik's: I love soggy cereal
StarZ and Me: GROSSSS!!!!
ewwwieeeee
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Me: You guys know what's 100 times better than D&D?
(I was gunna say World of Warcraft)
StarZ: Everything??
LOL
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Me: You guys know what's 100 times better than D&D?
(I was gunna say World of Warcraft)
StarZ: Everything??
LOL
Haha that is sooooo true
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Me: You guys know what's 100 times better than D&D?
(I was gunna say World of Warcraft)
StarZ: Everything??
LOL
Haha that is sooooo true
^^! Agreed!!
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I wasn't in the server with them, but Mukkie & Co were talking about what was going on. I kept hearing:
Y'alls camping.
Y'alls spam nading.
Y'all just naded down.
Y'alls causing a lot of trouble.
Stuff like that. I was thinking "what's going on in there, what are they doing?" So I asked.
It was actually a player called YAW.
YAW's camping, etc.
::)
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I wasn't in the server with them, but Mukkie & Co were talking about what was going on. I kept hearing:
Y'alls camping.
Y'alls spam nading.
Y'all just naded down.
Y'alls causing a lot of trouble.
Stuff like that. I was thinking "what's going on in there, what are they doing?" So I asked.
It was actually a player called YAW.
YAW's camping, etc.
::)
Man...if that was Cool saying that. The mystery would never have been solved.
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Me: You guys know what's 100 times better than D&D?
(I was gunna say World of Warcraft)
StarZ: Everything??
LOL
Haha that is sooooo true
lol ikr?
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Yesterday we had a late aussie scrim and during the first map of the scrim everyone got pulled into the same channel and this happen:
Everyone: Congrats BruinX on big tags
Leo: Yall ruined my scrim for this
Everyone: *Laughs*
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Yesterday we had a late aussie scrim and during the first map of the scrim everyone got pulled into the same channel and this happen:
Everyone: Congrats BruinX on big tags
Leo: Yall ruined my scrim for this
Everyone: *Laughs*
A very memorable scrim..
Whilst this was happening (since basically everyone was still in-game when they were announcing it) me and Hydra were saying in-game "This scrim sucks" LOL
Later, when GAV was afk and we were holding, the other team said "HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
I did what I always do and started going "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" till the map reset, since they didnt realize GAV was gone when they said that, the map never got reset, so for like 5 minutes everyone was going "oooooooooooooooooooooooooo"
Then someone said "GAV is afk"
Me: "we knooooooooooooooooooooo"
Hydra: "here we gaaaavvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv"
LOL fun scrim.. ::)
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Before the meeting:
Booyah and Dstroyer:
Is everyone logged into the forums?
Why, is there a Power Point presentation too?
Yea Elvis has his little red laser pointer and he wants to blink it around, please change all cell phones to silent or vibrate.
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The conversation somehow drifted to pets...
BFM_HogZlla: I don't have a pet...I suppose I have Zagwa; maybe he counts...
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BFM_HogZlla: I don't have a pet...I suppose I have Zagwa; maybe he counts...
HAHAHA! :LOL:
Imagining that in Zilla's voice is priceless :hug: :love:
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The conversation somehow drifted to pets...
BFM_HogZlla: I don't have a pet...I suppose I have Zagwa; maybe he counts...
lol...well first hogzlla said he needed a hog and i said call ur pet hog then he said the quote above
it was funny
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Before the meeting:
Booyah and Dstroyer:
Is everyone logged into the forums?
Why, is there a Power Point presentation too?
Yea Elvis has his little red laser pointer and he wants to blink it around, please change all cell phones to silent or vibrate.
lol i remeber that
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StarZ: Explora
Ford: dadadadadadora
Ford: The other day I woke up to Dora the Explorer and watched it for three hours.
Ford: I started going along with it too, like "Swiper no swiping!"
Ford: Then I was like "Wait, I have a life."
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The conversation somehow drifted to pets...
BFM_HogZlla: I don't have a pet...I suppose I have Zagwa; maybe he counts...
Poor Zagwa :(
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*said in dreamy voice*
Mil, your sigs make me feel dizzy...
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Shivrz: ohmygoshohmygoshohmygoshthatremindsmethree60IhaveamathprojectImeanwhogetsmathprojects
butmyteacherkindofthoughitwascoolsoanywayihadtwoquestionstoansweronewasblahblahblahandtheother
waswhat'syourfavouritesubjectatschoolandforthefirstquestionthemostsomeonesaidwasfifteenbut
mostpeoplehadtwowhyamIsurprisedatthatIwasexpectingpeopletohavetwomostlybutanywayhteprojects
dueinmondaywhichdoesn'tmeanyesterdaybecauseit'sMondaynextweekandohmygoshohmygoshandoh
IjustdiedohmygoshsomeonewascampingEEEEK...
and so on for about five minutes, almost without pausing for breath!
WOW!!!
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Shivrz: ohmygoshohmygoshohmygoshthatremindsmethree60IhaveamathprojectImeanwhogetsmathprojects
butmyteacherkindofthoughitwascoolsoanywayihadtwoquestionstoansweronewasblahblahblahandtheother
waswhat'syourfavouritesubjectatschoolandforthefirstquestionthemostsomeonesaidwasfifteenbut
mostpeoplehadtwowhyamIsurprisedatthatIwasexpectingpeopletohavetwomostlybutanywayhteprojects
dueinmondaywhichdoesn'tmeanyesterdaybecauseit'sMondaynextweekandohmygoshohmygoshandoh
IjustdiedohmygoshsomeonewascampingEEEEK...
and so on for about five minutes, almost without pausing for breath!
WOW!!!
Arrrrghh!!
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We had a practice to help Mr. Do and his captain scrim team and everytime Edison would go to talk this would happen
BFM_Edison: *Milrey Cirus Song*
Everyone else: *Laugher*
This went on for about two maps cuz the song kept on repeating itself
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BFM_three60: Yeah, we need a Major
Microsoft Anna: Mr. Do has connected
Talk of coincidence :)
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Blame my roommate and vent not working properly.
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Benjy: So are your two awesome sons coming on tonight, Kiwi?
Kiwi: Uhh...WHAT!?!?!?
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Oh them!
:muah:
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Jmaster: I got school for the rest of week then I have holiday break.
MiG: I dont have classes monday but finals on tuesday then i got a month off.
Jmaster: What college do you go to?
MiG: Penn State
Jmaster: Is that in Illinois?
MiG: Penn State?
Jmaster: yeah..
MiG: Pennsylvania State University...
Jmaster: Ooooooh.
:LOL:
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Jmaster: I got school for the rest of week then I have holiday break.
MiG: I dont have classes monday but finals on tuesday then i got a month off.
Jmaster: What college do you go to?
MiG: Penn State
Jmaster: Is that in Illinois?
MiG: Penn State?
Jmaster: yeah..
MiG: Pennsylvania State University...
Jmaster: Ooooooh.
:LOL:
Fail! lol.
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Jmaster: I got school for the rest of week then I have holiday break.
MiG: I dont have classes monday but finals on tuesday then i got a month off.
Jmaster: What college do you go to?
MiG: Penn State
Jmaster: Is that in Illinois?
MiG: Penn State?
Jmaster: yeah..
MiG: Pennsylvania State University...
Jmaster: Ooooooh.
:LOL:
:doh:
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Nittany Lions, huh?
Joe Paterno's a good coach. He should stay there, even after he dies.
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Lucky: brb
*Lucky has disconnected*
Benjy: Oh no! now who will bring us luck?!?!
MiG: I guess i will... since i am part irish
Blackout: You're orange??!!?
:LOL:
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Lucky: brb
*Lucky has disconnected*
Benjy: Oh no! now who will bring us luck?!?!
MiG: I guess i will... since i am part irish
Blackout: You're orange??!!?
:LOL:
:LOL: :doh:
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Lucky: brb
*Lucky has disconnected*
Benjy: Oh no! now who will bring us luck?!?!
MiG: I guess i will... since i am part irish
Blackout: You're orange??!!?
:LOL:
O, so true. But seriously, MiG is orange.
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Looks yellow to me.
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Freeza: hey MrT.
MrT: hey?
Freeza: guess what!
MrT: what?
Freeza: NOTHING! HAHAHAHAHA!!!
MrT: ok?
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Zakk: hey anyone wanna admin aussie server for me?
Gunhvr: I will.
Shivrz: yeah i bet you will.
Gunhvr: oh he is jsut mad at me becuz I didnt say hello to her.
Shivrz: HE!?
Gunhvr: oh did I say he?
Freeza: hehe
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Vent Voice- Mig has the best phonetic ever has joined the channel
Jmaster- Look its mig with the worst phonetic ever
Mig- Im ignoring Jmaster
few minutes later
Jmaster- BRB Guys, c ya mig
Mig- .........
Jmaster- Thats right he's ignoring me
vent voice- That bfm Jmaster, has left the server
vent voice- Jmaster with a better phonetic, has joined the channel
Mig- Im gonna chew u out Jmaster
:LOL:, Mig and Jmaster phonetic rivaly.... priceless
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Vent Voice- Mig has the best phonetic ever has joined the channel
Jmaster- Look its mig with the worst phonetic ever
Mig- Im ignoring Jmaster
few minutes later
Jmaster- BRB Guys, c ya mig
Mig- .........
Jmaster- Thats right he's ignoring me
vent voice- That bfm Jmaster, has left the server
vent voice- Jmaster with a better phonetic, has joined the channel
Mig- Im gonna chew u out Jmaster
:LOL:, Mig and Jmaster phonetic rivaly.... priceless
my rebuttal:
I have the best phonetic ever - you claim to have a better one, but i have the best, you can't get better than the best and in saying you do makes you a LIAR!!!!!!
LIAR!
:P
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I'm sorry to say but mine is better!
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*facepalm*
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Well in MiG's defense he has had that phonetic for as long as I can remember, back to the first time I got vent, so...copyright? :P
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Ur no fair widget :'(
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my rebuttal:
I have the best phonetic ever - you claim to have a better one, but i have the best, you can't get better than the best and in saying you do makes you a LIAR!!!!!!
LIAR!
:P
MiG, we've been over this :XD: Bestest is better than best!! And remember, u even looked it up....It's a real word :yesyes:
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Even though I don't have vent at the moment I still remember when I accidentally barged in on a leadership meeting in another channel... lol...
I was looking at I think it was Sandoz's link in his comments and accidentally joined the channel.
The ironic part was not fifteen seconds before I was joking by saying I wanted to randomly jump in the channel and jump back out >.>
Not five seconds after I joined it and jumped back into the race channel EVERYBODY from the leadership meeting jumped in the race channel just YELLING random things, I immediately jumped to the AFK channel out of embarrassment lol...
I think JANE remembers that :P
Good times.
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This happened on the 12/28/09 (for Americans) or 29/12/09 (for Aussies)
Here's a long story short, bfm_Liam was asking for a big tags in his server to kick a trouble maker:
bfm_Liam: Can I get a big tags in my server please.
BFM_Dstroyr: Whats his name?
bfm_Liam: Poo
I started cracking up. Then everyone joined in. :siderofl:
BFM_Dstroyr (Trying not to laugh): Its full up.
BFM_Dstroyr: Btw, is it the bear pooh? Lke Winne the Pooh?
bfm_Liam: No, its just poo.
I was laughing so, so hard. :siderofl:
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Even though I don't have vent at the moment I still remember when I accidentally barged in on a leadership meeting in another channel... lol...
I was looking at I think it was Sandoz's link in his comments and accidentally joined the channel.
The ironic part was not fifteen seconds before I was joking by saying I wanted to randomly jump in the channel and jump back out >.>
Not five seconds after I joined it and jumped back into the race channel EVERYBODY from the leadership meeting jumped in the race channel just YELLING random things, I immediately jumped to the AFK channel out of embarrassment lol...
I think JANE remembers that :P
Good times.
^^!
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I do remember that, think I put something in my comment about you hearing all our secrets... Actually, we were organizing a scrim when you came in, lol, made it seem like that was all we were talking about.
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I went into the Coach's Corner.
*Colonel Walker has joined the channel*
BFM_ColWlkr (in a funny voice): You're not a coach!! :LOL:
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Well in MiG's defense he has had that phonetic for as long as I can remember, back to the first time I got vent, so...copyright? :P
I remember way back in 2008 when it was "ZOMG, Mig not Mith" :P
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(COD4, Me and Jane vs. Kiwi and Bleach. It was only Kiwi and Jane left. Me and Bleach were both telling our teamates what to do through the death-cam)
BFM_Bleach: Kiwi, reload.
BFM_Bleach: Reload!
BFM_Lucky: Jane, he killed me over by B, he's probably behind you.
BFM_Bleach: She's over there.
BFM_Lucky: Jane, he's behind you!
BFM_Lcuky: Behind you!!!
BFM_Jane: I don't see him!
BFM_Lucky: You're not looking behind you!
BFM_Jane: Yes I am!
BFM_Lucky: Behind you!!!! BEHIND YOU!!!!
*Kiwi comes out in front of her and kills her.*
BFM_Lucky: JANE! Why were you listening to me??
*Lulz all around*
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the whole time I had wandered to the far side of the map and was nowhere near her, that was the funniest part. Lucky and JANE were getting all excited and I was miles away.
It was also funny when Bleach told me to reload- I pressed R and started walking, and so it stopped reloading and Bleach says: *sigh* Kiwi you need to reload again.
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"I don't like babies either" - Leo
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I dont remember who it was but
Someone says: Wouldnt it be wierd if you came on to vent and everyone was talking in morse code?
Someone else:i would just make it up to look kool....
Elensar: That is when i start talking in Whale.
Everyone: waeeaawooooooo (whale noises)
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That was hilarious! lol. We all totally started talking in whale :D
....It was like being in the ocean....
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BFM_Lucky: Does anyone know what an 'anti-bot puzzle' is?
BFM_Skedog: What??
BFM_Lucky: An 'anti-bot puzzle'. A guest in the server just asked me how to solve it.
BFM_Skedog: I have no clue.
BFM_Lucky: He said that you needed to solve an 'anti-bot puzzle' before you can apply to be in BFM.
BFM_Skedog: Oh he means the thing you have to do with the letters and numbers and re-type it into the box.
BFM_Lucky: Oooohhh.
*Knowing what he's talking about now*
BFM_Lucky: *Laughing* Now he's asking me how to solve it.
BFM_Lucky: An 'anti-bot puzzle'. :siderofl:
BFM_Lucky: *Can't stop laughing*
BFM_Lucky: Everyone in this server is probably laughing at their computers at me explaining to this guy how to solve a CAPTCHA.
BFM_Skedog: Yeah, and their parents are probably going to be like "What in the world you laughing at?"
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I remember this lucky, it was even more funny becuase for a while no-one on vent knew either :LOL:
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MrT, the first someone was me.. the someone else was lucky :P
BFM_»FØRЫ
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So I went on vent during Aussie usage time (apparently, cause I think I was the only American on, heh) and I was told by Hydra that there are some special rules for that time period.
1) Everyone must speak in an Aussie accent (which I was told could be done by not using your nose, or just plugging it up.)
2) Inanimate objects, such as tree's, rocks, and walls do not jump out at you, only Wombats do (which is just the term you replace when you thought it was a tree, rock, wall, or anything of the sort)
3) There is no such thing as a Warthog during this time period. You only drive Kangaroo's. (which was later changed, Rocket hogs are Kangaroos and Chain hogs are Wallabies.)
There might have been more rules, but couldn't remember. But thanks to Hydra for informing me of these very important rules, even though Leo couldn't quite get them right. Leo kept calling the hogs Wombats XD.
Edit: Fixed the new name for the Chain Hog. Thanks Hydra.
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Ah i didnt know if it was you 2 or Skedog aswell :keke:
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Marty definitely deserves some props here for his insane guitar skills, which he broadcasted over Vent. ;D He even took requests! :P
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The chain hogs were wallabies :)
Wallabies are small marsupials similar to the kangaroo. Because they are smaller they receive the title for the less hog (chain).
You're welcome ELensar :D
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And what of wallaroos?
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Marty definitely deserves some props here for his insane guitar skills, which he broadcasted over Vent. ;D He even took requests! :P
Awww...thanks, Hlao, I'm touched!
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Marty definitely deserves some props here for his insane guitar skills, which he broadcasted over Vent. ;D He even took requests! :P
Awww...thanks, Hlao, I'm touched!
Marty = epic. :neckbeard:
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Marty definitely deserves some props here for his insane guitar skills, which he broadcasted over Vent. ;D He even took requests! :P
I think this deserves a case of:
MARTY IS A MUSIC GENIUS :neckbeard:
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To Quote myself;
bfm_Liam: So Marty, do you play an Instrument?
*Pause*
Everyone in the Channel: *Dope*
BFM_Marty: Errr...Ya....I play guitar
BFM_Mil (On Xfire): You didn't know Marty plays Guitar!!??!!
I'm such a Noob. :XD:
Shortly Afterward Marty Played some tunes for us! :yesyes:
And truly
MARTY IS A MUSIC GENIUS :neckbeard:
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He even played David Gilmoure!!!!!!!! :yesyes:
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of course, you lot are lucky because you only get it when he's on vent. I have a whole day of it... :toughguy: :toughguy: :toughguy:
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of course, you lot are lucky because you only get it when he's on vent. I have a whole day of it... :toughguy: :toughguy: :toughguy:
well atleast ya dont have shivrz playin piano all day... :bang: :bang: :bang:
jk jk, its not all that bad lol
my posts are not for editing tyvm.
You type small :P
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well atleast ya dont have shivrz playin piano all day... :bang: :bang: :bang:
Shivrz plays piano!?
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Yeah, I gave her lessons over vent one time. :cop:
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Yeah, I gave her lessons over vent one time. :cop:
hehe i remember that ;D
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I wonder if Marty would play some Guns N' Roses... ;D
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That would be awsome
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I have done in the past...Sweet Child O'Mine; Welcome To The Jungle...
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All of this happened on chat;
BFM_Speedy' has joined the chat.
BFM_Arya: hi!
BFM_Arya: :D
BFM_Speedy: Benjy Smells :P
BFM_Benjy: >:(
BFM_Arya: xD
BFM_Speedy: oh hey btw
BFM_Benjy: Im gonna let the zombies kill u
BFM_Arya: :O
BFM_Benjy: >:)
BFM_Arya: BENJY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BFM_Arya: xD
BFM_Speedy: i think they will kill you first
BFM_Benjy: pfft
BFM_Benjy: no way
BFM_Arya: lol
BFM_Arya: :P
BFM_Speedy: they like younger people :P
BFM_Arya: haha
BFM_Benjy: lol
BFM_Speedy: im older than you so i win
BFM_Speedy: =D
BFM_Arya: im the middle child :P
BFM_Arya: i think xD
BFM_Arya: in here anyways lol
BFM_Speedy: well they go for you second
BFM_Speedy: lol
BFM_Arya: O.O
BFM_Arya: eepers! xD
BFM_Arya: ill trip benjy :P
BFM_Benjy: pfft
BFM_Benjy: not if i trip u first
Thanks for reading all the way.
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Argh Marty is not the Guitar Hero anymore, he is a ghost now! Me and Skedog were on vent at the time and he suddenly leaves and in the next moment we hear him talking. That was creepy :P
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Aw wish i had vent now i sounds so fun, i don't have a vent qute but it's half of a vent quote
my mic wasnt wrking when i was trying to get vent with Jane and Kiwi, so Jane was on vent speaking instructions to me ad i was replying on x-fire
Jane: try uninstaling you mic then reinstalling it
Me: ok
pause
Me:awwww
Jane: what?
Me: i just uninstalled batle fr middle earth 2 :(
(it was the programm right next to my mic:( it took early half and hour to reinstall)
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BFM_Shivrz: Marty, please don't kill me...
BFM_Sprite: He's gonna need some insentive...
BFM_Shivrz: How about a hat?
BFM_Marty: I've got loads of hats...I collect them...
BFM_Shivrz: But this is a special hat...signed by a famous hat collector...this guy named Marty...
BFM_Marty: Ooh, Deal!
BFM_Shivrz: And if you kill me, I get to keep all your hats.
BFM_Marty: All 15'000?
BFM_Shivrz: Yes.
BFM_Marty: Fine...
<about five minutes later, BFM_shivrz kills BFM_Marty. Cue CHAOS>
BFM_Marty: OK, the deal's off...take the hat back...
BFM_Shivrz: The deal CAN'T be off...you signed the contract...
BFM_Marty: What contract???
BFM_Shivrz: The contract, by which you can't kill me...
BFM_Marty: Ah, but I shredded the contract...
BFM_Shivrz: You can't have...it was in the hat, and you gave the hat back to me...
BFM_Sprite: There was a contract hidden in the hat?
BFM_Shivrz: Yes, and it's signed by Marty...So as he's killed me, I get all his hats...
BFM_Marty: But I didn't know there was a contract...it was signed before ever you gave it to me!
BFM_Shivrz: You still signed it.
BFM_Sprite: Fine, let's get bfm_Haunted and bfm_Drgnrdr as Judges...
BFM_Shivrz: Fine.
<legal battle ensues, taking about 10 minutes>
bfm_Haunted: Marty Wins. The contract was hidden, he couldn't have know what he signed.
BFM_Shivrz: NOOOOO!!!!
There was a lot more going on, but it was hilarious...I was in hysterics...
LOL! i thought it was so funny! But i won and you did not have to pay any fine :D and i will count that one for a free lawyering Marty! :D
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The day after I got back on vent:
Ford: Hi three60 - wait, what? wh... wh... what?? I mean you - vent - huh???? wh...
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The day after I got back on vent:
Ford: Hi three60 - wait, what? wh... wh... what?? I mean you - vent - huh???? wh...
Lol Ford ;D
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Can't really explain this but xplora and Marty were doing some strange sounds on Vent. Animal sounds, Whistling and a scary sound that I don't know what to call it :P
Weird...
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Mr T and Benjy were giving me fashion advice on what i should wear to the mall today... :LOL:
dont really remember the entire convo, but it was funny :XD:
Another one!
me: knock knock
*no reply*
me: knock knock..
mr t: what?
me: ur supposed to say "whos there?"
mr t: why?
me: its a knock knock joke..
mrt: err what?
me: a knock knock joke...?
mr t: OH a knock know joke! why didnt you just say that??
me: i did..
mr t: well i didnt hear you
me: knock knock
mr t: sorry, i dont allow oor to door salesmen...
:doh:
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I may be the only person who finds this funny, but still...
Hydra: Awww I'm in the ROCKS server, I don't even know what that is.
Marty: Well why don't you come to server 1 and I'll go to ROCKS.
Me: So... Marty rocks and Hydra's #1 then??
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lol i found that funny Jim :LOL:
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BFM_FORD: I think I was born in April.
BFM_Lucky: You THINK..?
BFM_FORD: *LOL*
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Later on...
*Benjy puts in his comment (I'm not tlking to lucky)*
BFM_Lucky: Well then! Tell Benjy that I'm not talking to him either!
BFM_FORD: Benjy, Lucky said you're his best friend.
BFM_Benjy: Well tell Lucky I don't want to be his friend! And that I don't want to be on his team! And that I will own him!
BFM_FORD: Lucky, Benjy says hi.
BFM_Lucky: Dude, you're the best mailman ever.
**LOL All around!**
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today was a good day :siderofl:
BFM_»FØRЫ
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Still not tlking to lucky :angry:
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I'm sorry Benjy! :siderofl:
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Benjy, Lucky says you are awesome!
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BFM_Geek2: You should make a new channel that wasn't a channel off of the Time Trials channel and made it the draft channel he couldn't change the name of it because it's its own channel.
BFM_FORD: You know what I can't do? Everything you just said.
Ford you're on a roll today!
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Still laughing about it...
BFM_»FØRЫ
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Me, Mr Ninja, D, Shivrz, and a couple of other ppl were playing CoD4 and Shivrz was the only person alive on our team and she got kill and in the background of her mic we here Starz say something real funny(forgot what it was :doh: :bang:)about her getting killed and we just all start laughing
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When i died she saw my cod4 guy and shes like "hahahahah pink scarfs"
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lol no, it was actually "HAHAHAHA ur mans wearin a pink scarf!"
that was kinda embarrassing... cuz I normally don't laugh like that :embarrassing:
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BFM_Lemming: I just act stupid.
BFM_Marty: I could be so cruel to you now, but I'm not gonna.
BFM_Lemming: After all the evil things I say to you? Aww...
BFM_Marty: Well, you know, you're a lady, I'm a gentleman; it's what I should do.
BFM_Lemming: Sweet of you.
BFM_Marty: So what should I call you? Lady? Ma'am? Duchess?
BFM_Lemming: None!
BFM_Marty: Nun? OK, Sister Lemming.
More was happening in between the first and second half of that quote, but I just wanted to get that bit in.
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Aha, brilliant Marty. :LOL:
If I had been drinking, my beverage would be all over my keyboard right now! :siderofl:
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When i died she saw my cod4 guy and shes like "hahahahah pink scarfs"
Lol you were chasing after me and you were all like "stop running" so i turned and shot you then starz was just like "haha your guy has a pink scarf" or w.e it was soo funny everyone was rofl'in
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Me: Hey Booyah, I had a dream last night where you were on TV playing darts.
Booyah: I see...
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So I went on vent during Aussie usage time (apparently, cause I think I was the only American on, heh) and I was told by Hydra that there are some special rules for that time period.
1) Everyone must speak in an Aussie accent (which I was told could be done by not using your nose, or just plugging it up.)
2) Inanimate objects, such as tree's, rocks, and walls do not jump out at you, only Wombats do (which is just the term you replace when you thought it was a tree, rock, wall, or anything of the sort)
3) There is no such thing as a Warthog during this time period. You only drive Kangaroo's. (which was later changed, Rocket hogs are Kangaroos and Chain hogs are Wallabies.)
There might have been more rules, but couldn't remember. But thanks to Hydra for informing me of these very important rules, even though Leo couldn't quite get them right. Leo kept calling the hogs Wombats XD.
Edit: Fixed the new name for the Chain Hog. Thanks Hydra.
are those real rules??? i feel left out (when i get vent access ill find out :) )
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I was driving, with dStruct my gunner, who was shooting behind us at Enoch.
Enoch says: Hey Kiwi, are you shooting at me? It must be you, cause those rockets are so easy to dodge.
about 1 second later... in the server I see
BFM_Enoch was killed by BFM_dStruct
Yesssssssss!
:LOL:
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heheh yeah that was pretty funny
(enoch didnt make it look easy to dodge at all :LOL:)
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marine: Mil, say something.
Everyone in the channel: Something!!!
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So.. Ford, Lucky and 360 were in the ROCKS channel with me.
We were just sitting there talking and I kept getting text messages and it would give feedback over vent every time I talk. So Ford and Lucky said text message and started arguing over who got it first.
So I was like Ok who knows who was texting me.
I gave ford the hint that it started with a K so he started naming off names. I was like nope and close and such when he said Kristine.
so then I began to spell it out for him since he was having a terrible time.
K R I S T E....
at this time ford must have been thinking "YUP! I got this!" cause ford goes Kriliey (Cry-Le) without hesitation.
360, Lucky and I were scratching our heads and laughing wondering how ford came up with such a name.
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bfm_MrT: [high pitched] YAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!
BFM_Marty: Don't ever do that again.
bfm_MrT: Why not?
BFM_Marty: 'Cos every time you do it you blow a great hole in the Ozone.
bfm_MrT: What, by going "[high pitched] YAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!"?
BFM_Marty: There's another one! Think of the penguins!
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BFM_Marty: [high pitched] WOOTS!!!
bfm_MrT©: You just told me not to do that!
BFM_Marty: Umm, i did it to show you what it was like
bfm_MrT©: Lies, just think of those penguins u have just killed :P
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So we are in a scrim and just finish two maps and are about to switch out players.
Lucky: Is Kiwi here? Hello Kiwi?
Lucky: Is Kiwi's mic muted?
A few moments of silence
Kiwi: Sorry guys, my mic was muted
Lucky: So your mic was muted those last two maps?
Kiwi: I was wondering why no one was responding
You just had to be there, it was quite funny at the time.
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Lucky: Who's my driver?
Me: Me
Lucky: Um, who's driving me?
Me: I am. Kiwi
(we get killed)
Lucky: Oh, it was Kiwi.
Me: Like I said....
( I look and realise my hotkey isn't working....sigh )
Lucky: I think Kiwi's mic isn't working. Gosh, I forgot he was on our team! (it was the 5th map :embarrassing: )
:LOL:
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(COD4, Me and Jane vs. Kiwi and Bleach. It was only Kiwi and Jane left. Me and Bleach were both telling our teamates what to do through the death-cam)
BFM_Bleach: Kiwi, reload.
BFM_Bleach: Reload!
BFM_Lucky: Jane, he killed me over by B, he's probably behind you.
BFM_Bleach: She's over there.
BFM_Lucky: Jane, he's behind you!
BFM_Lcuky: Behind you!!!
BFM_Jane: I don't see him!
BFM_Lucky: You're not looking behind you!
BFM_Jane: Yes I am!
BFM_Lucky: Behind you!!!! BEHIND YOU!!!!
*Kiwi comes out in front of her and kills her.*
BFM_Lucky: JANE! Why were you listening to me??
*Lulz all around*
the whole time I had wandered to the far side of the map and was nowhere near her, that was the funniest part. Lucky and JANE were getting all excited and I was miles away.
It was also funny when Bleach told me to reload- I pressed R and started walking, and so it stopped reloading and Bleach says: *sigh* Kiwi you need to reload again.
That was halarious ... :siderofl:
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This was right after the training session, and it was Shirvz and I Vs. Ford and Invert.
Ok, so Invert had just sniped me. So it was all up to Shirvz.
Then on my screen I saw cross hairs being lined up with a marine.
I started Yelling, "Shirvz Get Down! Get Down! He sees you!"
I then watched as the marine was shot and waited for the round to end.
Waiting....Waiting....Waiting ....*camera switches to spectating Shirvz.*
Me: "Oh, wait.....That was the kill cam." :doh:
Everyone starts laughing.
FAAAAIIIIILLLL
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After a Corporal's meeting...
BFM_Slim: Any questions?
BFM_Marty: Yeah - can I get promoted?
BFM_Slim: Er...no.
My mike then stops working
BFM_Lucky: Did Marty lag out, or did he just get banned from vent for his cheek?
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BFM_Lucky: Since when was Xplode a sergeant?
bfm_Bowser: You're going to explode a sergeant!? Have you consulted with Elvis first!?
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Best part was I was perfectly serious!!! :siderofl: :siderofl:
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Seeing as Jman found this HILARIOUS:
Me: Hey is that guy a PR?
Jmaster: i dont know..
Snowkiller: i dont think so...
Me: GOALIE! Your up!
Goalie: whaa???
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Jane and Samurai were apparently making Wookie noises so I joined the channel ...
ColWlkr: I had to hear for myself!
Steamer: Wait, I'm going to see what it sounds like after a couple of Pringles ...
A few seconds' pause ...
Steamer: *crunching noises, attempts to talk through it and we hear some odd noise*
Jane: Ewww that's gross ...
Steamer: *attempts to do it more, sounds get more unintelligible and disturbing*
Samurai: Yes, that's .... disgusting ...
A few seconds' pause ...
Steamer: *attempts one more time, twice as loud and horrible*
Everyone on Vent cracks up
:siderofl:
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5 Minutes Later ...
Jane: *yawns*
Walker: *through yawn* Don't do that!
Walker: And they say yawning isn't contagious ...
Jane: I know right?
Walker: Well technically it is, it's probably just a subconscious side effect from seeing someone else yawn
Jane: That doesn't make any sense ...
Samurai: When has Walker ever made sense?
Random Wookie emulation is heard
More cracking up
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Studies indicate that yawning largely sends oxygen to the brain to think more clearly and whatnot, and that it might have been a survival technique that it's "contagious" so that others can think more readily if there's danger about.
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Like hippos.
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oh JANE... ::)
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Your halarious jane!!!
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Leo: Morning starts at 2, I've decided.
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Leo: Morning starts at 2, I've decided.
Then he runs away when we disprove his theory :XD:
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i dont know if anyone else found this funny, but i sure did. this was during the KOS Race scrim last night.
Tails: what?!? i just got banned for team killing.
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me: Hey kakashi can I pull you please?
kakashi: sure bud.
*pulled*
me: Err... actually I was just kidding, you know?
kakashi: oh, ok.
me: Thought why not let's stay in this channel and pretend we're talking about something important?
kakashi: sure * flashes hotkey*
me: gotta be a bit more subtle than that.
kakashi: *hold down hotkey for a while*... your turn.
me: ...so, I hear the gooseberries are doing well this year. And so are the mangoes.
kakashi: yeah... good to hear.
me: if you add 2 to 2 you get 4 and the same if you add 3 to 1.
kakashi: I like those odds.
*and so on...*
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How funny! Enoch was making fun of you and did the same thing to me, only it went like this:
enoch: jane, can you pull me for a sec?
me: sure
<now in the poker room>
enoch: (holds down hotkey, dead air)
me: (waits for him to talk)
enoch: (lets go of hotkey)
me: what?
enoch: (holds down hotkey, dead air)
me: (leans forward, listening intently, straining to hear)
enoch: (lets go of hotkey)
me: what are you doing?
enoch: (holds down hotkey, dead air)
me: what are you doing?
enoch: <my echo> what are you doing?
me: would you stop it.
enoch: <my echo> would you stop it.
enoch: jane! i'm trying to make us look important! we should go to the leaders room.
jane: well i dont have a hotkey, you're just going to have to listen to me talk. did you know jim does this?...
*and so on*
(he knew)
:P
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i dont know if anyone else found this funny, but i sure did. this was during the KOS Race scrim last night.
Tails: what?!? i just got banned for team killing.
hehe I knew it was coming I had team killed 4 times
the screen went blanc for a few seconds and I was like, what?
then I knew what had happend. :doh:
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Leo: Morning starts at 2, I've decided.
2 pm I'd hope.
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*a bad name joins the server*
everyone: oooooooo
JANE: umm.....
*guy was kicekd from server*
JANE: ok i banned him was that right? we do ban instanly for a name like that dont we?
Hydra: you banned him!!!???
everyone: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
JANE: opppppsss
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BFM admin: Freeza could you please join server #4 they need an admin.
Freeza: ok cool..
*10 minutes later*
BFM admin: ermmm Freeza have you joined it yet?
Freeza: joined what?
BFM admin: server #4!!
Freeza: ohhhh i thought you said you just joined server #4..my bad
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Hydra: you banned him!!!???
It was just a joke!! :D Jane of course made the right decision ;).
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BFM_LEO: WHAT? I'm driving a chain and, whenever I hold down my left mouse button, the chain gun fires...
BFM_Marty: Have you got a gunner?
BFM_LEO: NO!
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BFM_LEO: WHAT? I'm driving a chain and, whenever I hold down my left mouse button, the chain gun fires...
BFM_Marty: Have you got a gunner?
BFM_LEO: NO!
Talk about some weird lag...
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BFM_LEO: WHAT? I'm driving a chain and, whenever I hold down my left mouse button, the chain gun fires...
BFM_Marty: Have you got a gunner?
BFM_LEO: NO!
I used to be able to do that on purpose, it's a glitch in the game that allows you to control the gun as well as the driving, but you can't hurt anyone with the shots. The same thing can happen with a rocket hog: you fire one clip but it doesn't reload and the rockets don't do damage. It happens when you jump from the gunner seat to the driver seat really quickly, and it's a ton of fun :)
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I'd just joined Vent...
BFM_Lemming: Marty! Where's Jim? Jim = BFM_three60
BFM_Marty: Er...about 150 miles south-south-east of me, I think. Other than that, not a clue.
BFM_Lemming: He's lying. Just look at those shifty eyes...
BFM_Marty: You can hear my shifty eyes through Vent?
BFM_Lemming: Yeah...you really need to get those things oiled.
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*BFM_Zakk joins the channel*
BFM_Mil: Is that you Zakk?
BFM_Zakk: No, I am Shivrz
BFM_Mil: You have a strange voice Shivrz...
BFM_Zakk: What's your favourite colour?
BFM_Mil: Ok, that's definitely Shivrz
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^^! Zakk did that perfectly!
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*BFM_Zakk joins the channel*
BFM_Mil: Is that you Zakk?
BFM_Zakk: No, I am Shivrz
BFM_Mil: You have a strange voice Shivrz...
BFM_Zakk: What's your favourite colour?
BFM_Mil: Ok, that's definitely Shivrz
Who am I? o.O
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JANE: Tails is very hateful.
Tails: Who is?
JANE: You are, you hate people.
Tails: No, not me.
JANE: You're very hateful.
Tails: I hate very little people.
JANE: You hate little people?
Tails: Very FEW people!
Shivrs can't tell a story without starting with "okay"...
Shivrs: Okay, this is what happened...
JANE: Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Shivrs: Jane, stop!
JANE: Okay. Okay, okay, okay.
Shivrs: Okay, we were in the hog--
JANE: Okay.
Shivrs: Okay, so we were in the hog--
JANE: Okay.
Shivrs: I'm trying to tell a story!
JANE: Okay! Go on.
Shivrs: Okay, we were in--
JANE: Okay.
Shivrs: All right!
JANE: Okay.
Shivrs: Okay, so we were in the hog--
JANE: Okay.
Anytime Shivrs says okay, you have to say okay after it, forever.
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>.<
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JANE: Tails is very hateful.
Tails: Who is?
JANE: You are, you hate people.
Tails: No, not me.
JANE: You're very hateful.
Tails: I hate very little people.
JANE: You hate little people?
Tails: Very FEW people!
Shivrs can't tell a story without starting with "okay"...
Shivrs: Okay, this is what happened...
JANE: Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Shivrs: Jane, stop!
JANE: Okay. Okay, okay, okay.
Shivrs: Okay, we were in the hog--
JANE: Okay.
Shivrs: Okay, so we were in the hog--
JANE: Okay.
Shivrs: I'm trying to tell a story!
JANE: Okay! Go on.
Shivrs: Okay, we were in--
JANE: Okay.
Shivrs: All right!
JANE: Okay.
Shivrs: Okay, so we were in the hog--
JANE: Okay.
Anytime Shivrs says okay, you have to say okay after it, forever.
lol it was funny cause after that me and mill kept saying ok as well......
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Okay.
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Anytime Shivrs says okay, you have to say okay after it, forever.
Okay.
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Argh enough with the okay, okay?
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Okay, I can agree with this. Okay.
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OK then!!!
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oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook
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Okay, I guess... :keke:
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You can tune a salad but you can't... wait...
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You can tune a salad but you can't... wait...
^^! that was sooooo funny, the entire channel was busting out laughing
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Indeed.
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Enough with the spamming guys,
We are all playing CoD and the game ends map change and it is all quiet, then:
MrNinja: EWWW!!! The dog just peed on my leg. :bang:
Had us lolling for ages.
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BFM_FORD: Barrel roll!
BFM_Lucky: Do a barrel roll!
BFM_FORD: BARREL ROLL!
BFM_Lucky: Check this out, I'm gunna do a barrel roll!
BFM_FORD: Do a BARREL roll!
BFM_Lucky: Aww I died, I didn't do a BARREL roll fast enough!
BFM_FORD: Barrel roll!
BFM_Lucky: Barrel roll!
BFM_FORD: BARREL roll!
BFM_Lucky: Do a barrel roll!
BFM_FORD: I just did a barrel roll!
BFM_Lucky: Do a BARREL roll, Jmaster!
BFM_FORD: Do a BARREL roll Lucky!
BFM_Lucky: Barrel roll!
Went on for over 20 minutes.
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I hope you've actually played Starfox 64. Else it doesn't count.
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( press Z or R twice )
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So Ford came into the race channel and said "Ok anyone who wants to scrim spam your hot keys" so naturally everyone who wanted to scrim started spamming their hot keys. When Ford pulled everyone there were still a few people spamming their hot keys so Ford said "you are already in here you don't need to spam your hot keys anymore" soooo, in defiance almost every single person in the scrim channel started spamming our hot keys. It was a wonderful sound hearing people's broken up laughter, heh. It was awesome.
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JANE: I can hear your British TV.
me: It's a radio.
JANE: Your arabian TV then.
me: RADIO!!!
Come to think of it, everything JANE says is a vent quote. :P
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At Icefields
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BFM_Three60: Wow, my driver cannot drive in a straight line
BFM_Ford: Good thing its a Curved map.
BFM_Three60: *giggles*
BFM_»FØRЫ
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i told liam on xfire if he told colwlkr he had beautiful eyes then he'd get big tags
Liam: Colwlkr, im supposed to tell you to have beautiful eyes to get big tags.
Colwlkr: why thank you for noticing!
then i wasnt paying attention and liam starts singing some random dial tone music thingyy
Liam: dododododdaddaaaododooa- Get febreeze disinfectent spray! Smell like your couch only on your shirt!
Colwlkr: smell like your couch only on your shirt...?
Liam: sorry i was pressed for time!
Colwlkr: so you didnt wanna buy the add time?
Liam: yeahh...
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Whilst playing CE:
BFM_Fraggle: We need to play CE more often
BFM_Shivrz: CE is, like awesome
BFM_Fraggle:CE is, like, so totally awesome! we need to, like play it ALL THE TIME! :P
BFM_Shivrz: Oh my gosh, way to mock me Fraggle...
BFM_Fraggle: Ohmigosh, I'm soo, like, not mocking you... This is totally the way I speak
(giggles from all)
Phonetic BFM_Mil has joined the channel
BFM_Shivrz: hey mil, we're, like totally....... Oh my gosh, Fraaaaggllleeee!! You got me speaking like it!
(hysterical laughter from the whole channel) :siderofl:
Big hugz Shivrz :hug:
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Lol, Fraggle is a genius :XD:
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lol *hugz*
Meanie....
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Enoch and Leo are arguing how much time Leo spends in servers.
Enoch: So if i come back at 2am, you will be racing?
Leo: Yes!
Enoch: Okay then.
JANE joins the channel.
JANE: Leo are you racing???
:siderofl: :siderofl:
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LEO: I am not an admin.
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Leo: You didn't post that did you Enoch ! I do admin...sometimes
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LEO: I am not an admin.
Leo: You didn't post that did you Enoch ! I do admin...sometimes
LOL :P
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2nd time today, wow u guys...
Ford: I just got a cookie!
Elensar: I want one
Ford: your not getting one
Me: ooooh!
Elensar: i wont be your friend then.
Me: ooooh!
Ford: i wont give you a cookie then.
Me: ooooh!
<Repeat for a minute>
Ford:Nooo!!! i just dropped my cookie!
Elensar: I hope you get a nice BIG dog hair with that!!!!
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That was straight up mean...... LOL
And i have no dog for your information mr. Elensar... hmph...
BFM_»FØRЫ
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I never said you did :P. FYI, you don't have to have a dog to have dog hair in your house. Say, maybe, I let one in while you were sleeping and had him roll on your floors, knowing that you would horde all the cookies and eventually drop one in a stupor of greed...
Maybe you'll learn to just hand the cookie over, then we wouldn't be having these problems... now would we?
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Maybe you'll learn to just hand the cookie over, then we wouldn't be having these problems... now would we?
LOL that was hilarious!!!
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i think all the cookies should go to me, seeing as i am the cookie masterrr ::)
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Bowser: I'm killing peoples.
Me: What u in a game?
Bowser: Ye it's called: Real life.
Me: So your not in a game?
Bowser: ye, it's called Real Life, and i am killing people.
Me: Umm riiight, you know that isnt allowed....
Bowser: Oh so that's why the police are outside.
Me: ye killing people isnt legal.
Bowser: You mean they will ban me! Can they do that???
Me: Yep, u might want to stop.
Bowser: But they didnt spam the rules!!!
Me: Well thier like that. That is why it isnt a BFM server.
Bowser: is there anywhere i can go to complain? Like a forum online?
Me: Ye, u go to the Law.
Bowser: is that .net or .org or what?
Me: just go to the town hall in your area.
Bowser: Uh oh, maybe i shouldnt have blown it up. That's what that building is.
Me: Umm ye, they gonna ban you now.
Slow down on the coffee bowser :XD:
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Don't blame the coffee, blame the tea!!! :flashfact: :flashfact: :flashfact:
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Shivrz: I need a vent quote
MrT: No you don't
Shivrz: Yes I do
MrT: No you don't
5 minuets later
Shivrz: YES I DO!
MrT: NO YOU DON'T!
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ShivrZ: Bowser your like 12.
Bowser: what did you say?
Shivrz: lol u know what i said
Bowser: no what did you say?
ShiverZ: lol
2 mins later
Bowser: shivrz what did you say? how old did you think i was?
Shivrz: lol.
Bowser: wow shivrz, anyway i have to go :interesting:
Shivrz: no! your like 14-15 right?
Bowser has left the server
Shivrz: MrT how old is bowser?
Me: LOL
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I sawy bowser v.v u sound 12 =/ not to be mean.....
I'ma just stop talking now.....
btw: 2 vent quotes in like les then 10 minutes!
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Ford: i'm so bored...
Zakk: >no response<
Ford: i think im going to take a shower....
Zakk: you take showers when your bored????
Ford: yeah man, dont you?
Zakk: no man.. i take baths when im bored....
Ford: ..Like a real mann...
Zakk: and then when im really bored... i add bubbles...
Ford: oh wow...
Ford: see what i do... i fill the tub part way with water, then turn on the shower head, and pretend i'm in a submarine that just got hit by a torpedo...
Zakk: >Laughing<
Zakk: and i dont doubt that either....
BFM_»FØRЫ
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I remember Ford had that in his comment b4.
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well.. a discussion about how having a shower helped enoch think was brought up by Enoch talking about how he was thinking about slim in the shower or something :ssh: :eek:
Then the subject changed to cars.. and slim was talking about a car and lost track..
Enoch: what were you gonna say slim?
Slim: i dont know, i think i need to take a shower...
:LOL:
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I sawy bowser v.v u sound 12 =/ not to be mean.....
*sniffle* meanie! :siderofl:
~Bowser
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LEEEEEEEEEROOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!! :nyah:
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JAAAAAAAAAAAANKIIIIIIIINSSSSSSS! :love:
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nrv came into the channel to talk to bowser and I and after he left...
Bowser: hey starz?
me: yeah?
Bowser: could you leave your mic open for a few mins?
Me: um... ok? *pushes hotkey*
...........
Me: whats the point of this??
Bowser: danggit!!! i wanted to see if i could hear nrv's wheel chair squeakin down the hall to come talk to you!
:LOL:
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BFM_LEO: Hey Shivrz, say milk 10 times.
BFM_Shivrz: Um, okay. Milk, milk, milk, milk, milk, milk, milk, milk, milk, milk.
BFM_LEO: Now what do cows drink?
BFM_Shivrs: (long pause) I don't know, they eat hay.
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^^! ^^! ^^! ^^! ^^! ^^! ^^! ^^! ^^! ^^! ^^! ^^! ^^! ^^! ^^! ^^! ^^! ^^! ^^! ^^! ^^! ^^! ^^! ^^!
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Ford: Umm guys I am having a really dumb moment. When the light on the Caps Lock key is on does it mean that all the letters will be big?
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:doh:
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:doh:
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:doh:
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:doh: :doh: Double Facepalm.
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BFM_LEO: Hey Shivrz, say milk 10 times.
BFM_Shivrz: Um, okay. Milk, milk, milk, milk, milk, milk, milk, milk, milk, milk.
BFM_LEO: Now what do cows drink?
BFM_Shivrs: (long pause) I don't know, they eat hay
They Eat Hay too... Don't they?
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BFM_FORD: Don't even talk to me...
bfm_WeeGee: But I-
BFM_FORD: Don't even talk to me...
bfm_WeeGee: I re-
BFM_FORD: Don't even talk to me...
bfm_WeeGee: No, seriousl-
BFM_FORD: Don't even talk to me...
bfm_WeeGee: But bu-
BFM_FORD: Don't even talk to me..........
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Okay, There was StarZ, Mac and I I believe. Nobody was talking for a while.
Well, Later on I had trouble in the server so out of the nice quite vent came:
bfm_Soul: Can I get a Big Tags to come Kick a dog.
> Laughter <
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:doh: :doh: Double Facepalm.
BFM_LEO: Hey Shivrz, say milk 10 times.
BFM_Shivrz: Um, okay. Milk, milk, milk, milk, milk, milk, milk, milk, milk, milk.
BFM_LEO: Now what do cows drink?
BFM_Shivrs: (long pause) I don't know, they eat hay
They Eat Hay too... Don't they?
Yup, they do Shivrz, but they drink water :D. They eat grass as well ;)
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Carves Drink milk. Do they count as cows?
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Shivrz: Blah blah blah blah blah blah....
(30 min later)
Shivrz: Blah blah inorite blah...
(then silence for 10 minutes)
Shivrz: I just had to show Nrv where the ON button was on the laptop.
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Ford and Skedog debate about him doing a 2 v 2 with us...
Skedog: omg! I'll do it friday!!
Ford:No! i have a life outside bfm!
Skedog: I do to! My life is on Saturday!
Ford: *Bursts out laughing*
BFM_»FØRЫ
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this just happend just a little while ago. i asked MrT what time and day it is and he says monday then he says friday and the time. then later he said something else but cant rember lol ^^! ^^! MrT is having a bad day
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Skedog and Ford in time trials, changing music together, and being epic.
*bfm weegee has joined the channel*
Weegee: Do either of you guys have CE? we have a name change in here.
Ford: nope
Skedog: We have a CE server??
Ford:*Laughs for 5 min*
BFM_»FØRЫ
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Shivrz: Hey, three60, happy birthday
three60: You're six months early, shivrz!
Shivrz: Am I? when is your birthday then, November?
three60: No, guess again.
...
Shivrz: September. What day in september?
three60: that would be telling!
Shivrz: 38th?
:LOL:
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lol, yes shivrz the 38th :doh:... i know when it really is muahahahahaha
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Three60!!!! I said after that "If it was,hen you'd be lying!" becuase i know theres no 38th!!!
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So I edited the quote a bit. :P
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lol
And heres one for Marine... He insults my sister (sorta)
Marine: Whos Crystal? BFM_Crystal?
Me:She never was in BFM and yea,Crystal... You can add her if ya want
Marine: But idk her name!
Me: ARE YOU SERIOUS?! YOU JUST SAID IT!
Marine: What?
Me: Her names Crystal
Marine: Thats a real name?!
Me: Apparently!
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I Went to go find coloring books and crayons for my cousins and Nrv took the headphones and i was talking to marine. So i went to go find the corloring book and when i came back Nrv was gone. and then:
Shivrz: OK,Did u say anything in the past 5 minutes?!
Marine: Yea
Shivrz: What did u say?
Marine: That I had a little Pony
Shivrz: O.... M.... G are u serious!?
Shivrz: YOU KNOW NRV HAD THE HEADPHONES!!!!
Marine: ARE YOU SERIOUS?!
Shivrz: YES
Marine: Tell him I'm Sorry.. PLZ!
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Ok, So I had my friend have the headset so she could just listen to ppl talk and i accidently hit it and held it because i was running on COD4 and Marine (only one in channel,Thankfully) heard her say "Oh My Gosh,Look at me,I'm So Hot Right Now"
And i was laughing alot so i explained it to JANE and she was laughing and then Elensar came in and I'm like "JANE do u want to explain it to Elensar?" and Rick9 Joins the channel and JANE's like " Ooooh Apparently StarZ has a hot Friend" and Rick Heard and then left after he heard that. JANE (well bassically all of us) said "Poor Rick" and we all started laughing again. xDDDD
(She is very odd)
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Elvis: Alright, server is up, password's ******.
2 minutes later:
Goalie: Okay, what was the password? Bunny?
(Enter laughter)
Elvis: Where'd you get bunny?!?!
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That was awesome, lol. It ended up that the password Elvis gave was wrong/not set yet, so I said "hmm, maybe I'll try bunny then" heh.
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this was funny cause shivrz got the pi song stuck in my head and then later MR chief and i were singing mith mith mithalogical mith drove his hog in to a tree and got attacked by beez... i started to laugh then mith said this is going on vent quote which i got to it b4 him and then me not listining fully i hear what i though Boom said Black eyed beez which boom ment Black Eyed Peas .....
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Ok i know this happened a while ago but anyways..
Beginning: I had a friend over, and both he and I want to play halo, and since I have 2 computers we were able to do just that. So somehow he ended up in the BFM server first and me right after. So we raced for a bit and my friend quits and mac asks...
MacAir: Chief where did you go?
Me: I didn't go anywhere.
MacAir: Well you just quit
Me: No i didn't
MacAir: It just said you did
*I look at the chat*
Me: Huh, that's weird.....
*game ends and i look at the score*
Me: DARLING!?!?!?!?!?? WHY IS MY NAME DARLING!?
*People on vent start laughing*
Me: *sigh*
*A few maps go by, and my name is fixed. I get into a hog* (Which just happened to be Macs)
Me: Thanks Mac..
MacAir: Sure thing........... Darling
Me: *sigh*
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lol
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That's pretty funny Chief, lol. Classic face palm moment, lol.
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I know we love Jane quotes but...
Jane: I have a good idea. I am gonna make a macro like the full rules, but it has like "please dont camp" or "please dont snipe". Oh wait....
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I know we love Jane quotes but...
Jane: I have a good idea. I am gonna make a macro like the full rules, but it has like "please dont camp" or "please dont snipe". Oh wait....
^^! ^^! ^^! ^^! ^^! ^^! ^^! ^^! ^^! ^^! ^^! ^^! ^^! ^^! ^^! ^^! ^^! ^^! ^^! ^^! ^^! ^^! ^^! ^^! ^^! ^^!
I cant stop laughing, we dont have a macro like that :P
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BFM_Meelisa: "Beware of my skills, their not all that great.."
:XD:
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I know we love Jane quotes but...
Jane: I have a good idea. I am gonna make a macro like the full rules, but it has like "please dont camp" or "please dont snipe". Oh wait....
We all could not believe JANE actually said that, :D. We're like, "ummmm, that's how they are...." heh.
MrT: Oh... I have to... sneeze.... *sneezes*
(in game) bfm_MrT quit
MrT: ok, I'm back.
Me: Did your sneeze make you quit?
MrT: Yeah, I got snotty horribleness all over my keyboard.
That's just gross MrT, just gross :zombie:
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Ewww!!!
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What, i was really ill. *coughs*
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<BFM_LEO has joined the channel>
BFM_LEO: Did you know that the 5th August is 'be thankful for chopsticks day'?
BFM_Marty: Huh?
bfm_MrT: Where did THAT come from?
BFM_LEO: And do you know what you do with chopsticks on that day?
BFM_Marty: Use them?
BFM_LEO: You burn them.
BFM_Marty: That was gonna be my second guess.
BFM_LEO: Now, why don't we adobt that policy for Mother's and Father's day? Show them we're thankful by burning them?
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:XD: ^^!
Leo: All Russians speak french. Oh wait.
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Mil: "Three60 is a genius."
You heard it here first.
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Mil: "Three60 is a genius."
You heard it here first.
I'm not wrong, am I?
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a group of us were playing hide and seek with cooler and we were on death island and cooler was hiding in water and zakk and lucky were spamming "FAR WATER" and saying it on vent for like a whole 30 mins
it was one of those had to be there moments but it was hilarious :siderofl: :siderofl:
Actually what happened was I was the seeker and some one was in the water and they kept spamming FAR WATER and I couldn't find him and I said he is not in the water quit telling me he is
I ran out of time just to find out he was in the water
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There's a trick to finding people in the water.
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and that is???
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So we just finished a scrim and won the game, then Captain Brick
finally decides to show up, so he comes in and this conversation ensued:
Brick: So guys how did we do?
Lucky: Oh uh we're losing. Down 0-4
Lucky: Oh here we go guys!
Kiwi: Not chains again
Lucky: Kiwi drive
Kiwi: Aw I don't want to drive again.
Me: Ford watch the team nades.
Ford: Oh sorry for the team nade guys.
Lucky: Quick hurry up get first nav.
Kiwi: Oh darn they got us.
It went on like that, was quite amusing.
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MrT: Choose a number between 1 and 223
*pause*
JANE: 172
Me: 72
we said it at the same time, it was spooky :o
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Jane apparently noticed that she was suddenly down to just 1 bar of health
BFM_JANE: omg, what happened to my life?
BFM_Kiwi: I don't know jane, you're __ years old and I guess you've pretty much just wasted it on video games
:evil:
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Lol, Kiwi.
And Jane isn't __ years old, but __ years young. :P
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Lol
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THis is more of a vent chat quote cos Elensar couldnt talk.
bfm_MrT: for sum reason microsoft anna doesnt like u
bfm_Elensar: what? why not?
bfm_MrT: she says what i say but not u
bfm_Elensar: hmm
bfm_MrT: wierd hu
bfm_MrT: oh
bfm_MrT: it is working now
bfm_Elensar: that is good
bfm_MrT: ya no
bfm_Elensar: She just needed to warm up
bfm_MrT: yaa
bfm_MrT: lol
bfm_Elensar: soi
bfm_MrT: arr
bfm_MrT: aar
bfm_MrT: snif
bfm_Elensar: woof
bfm_MrT: i cant be a pirate
bfm_Elensar: ahr
bfm_MrT: cos anna wont say
bfm_MrT: ar
bfm_MrT: Har
bfm_Elensar: ahr matey
bfm_MrT: lol
bfm_Elensar: ahrrr matey
bfm_MrT: rrr
bfm_MrT: woop
bfm_Elensar: aehr
bfm_MrT: lol
bfm_Elensar: are
bfm_MrT: r
bfm_MrT: rr
bfm_MrT: rrr
bfm_Elensar: R! matey
bfm_MrT: i am a parate!!
bfm_MrT: oops
bfm_Elensar: he he
bfm_MrT: Rrr! i am a pirate
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And Jane isn't __ years old, but __ years young. :P
that's something old people say :LOL:
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Me and Enoch were in a channel together a while ago now, and for whatever reason I said, "I think you'll find that I wasn't the one at fault, you were." Enoch's reply? "I think you'll find you're wrong." Not so funny so far... but then for the next ten minutes everything we said to each other started with "I think you'll find...".
Then someone else joined the channel, me and Enoch carried on with "I think you'll find..." and finally the third person joined in too! Then more people joined... by the end of it there were about twenty people in the channel, none of them able to start a sentence without "I think you'll find..." for half an hour! Fun, fun, fun.
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Shivrz is holding her mic down talking to Starz.
Shivrz: What are you doing with the peanut butter?!
StarZ: Taking it back to the kitchen
Shivrz: Your going into your room!!!!
StarZ: Shuuush!
Shivrz: oh.
Shivrz: (talking to channel) hey guys.
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Me and Enoch...me and Enoch...
:liljawdrop:
Don't you mean "Enoch and I"?
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No.
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Actually, yes, you should have meant it since "me" is an objective pronoun, but you wanted a subjective pronoun. You clearly can't say, "Me was in the channel."
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^^! Who is Me? Is he/she a new member. Of course, Me may be You.
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Pssst, PM this to Nervnd. :evil: :toughguy:
Shivrz is holding her mic down talking to Starz.
Shivrz: What are you doing with the peanut butter?!
StarZ: Taking it back to the kitchen
Shivrz: Your going into your room!!!!
StarZ: Shuuush!
Shivrz: oh.
Shivrz: (talking to channel) hey guys.
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Oh my, three60, didn't anyone learn you to speak proper?
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BFM_Cooler: How do I disable my hotkey on Vent?
BFM_WeeGee: Delete your "system32" folder.
BFM_Lucky: LOL
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Guys really? I just laughed and I swear my friends think Im bonkers, more-so after I tried to explain it.
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Cooler, I think you need some help my friend ::)
But just in case you really don't know, you can mute the mic on bottom part of vent by clicking check tabs (mute microphone ect.), or you can change your hotkey button in settings :P
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BFM_Cooler: How do I disable my hotkey on Vent?
BFM_WeeGee: Delete your "system32" folder.
BFM_Lucky: LOL
(http://i40.tinypic.com/2zxy4cx.jpg)
Hope you like it
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cheif: oh know snow, we are going to get betrayed.
me: oh, now youre driving like MrT.
MrT laughing: you promised me you wouldnt say that again. you promised that you would say that chief is driving like MrT
cheif: you just said it too.
all of us laughing.
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BFM_Cooler: How do I disable my hotkey on Vent?
BFM_WeeGee: Delete your "system32" folder.
BFM_Lucky: LOL
(http://i40.tinypic.com/2zxy4cx.jpg)
Hope you like it
How much?! I got, like 2c
:neckbeard:
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Actually its $20. Im trying to find somewhere cheaper. :/
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Actually its $20. Im trying to find somewhere cheaper. :/
rofl, i was kidding. (but it would be awesome wouldn't it... :P)
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Shivrz, Mr. T, Elkric and I are in the CE channel
Shivrz: (she thinks she's covering her mic but she's not) *Starzzz, Starzzzzzz*
Starz: (in the back ground) What?!
Shivrz: wanna say hi?
Starz: To who?
Shivrz: Mr. T, Eragon, and Elkric
Starz: Um...I don't care
Shivrz: Say hi!
Starz: ok, "hi"
Shivrz: I don't think they heard you
Starz: Hi!
Shivrz: hey guys, that was starz saying hi =)
Eragon: yeah, we heard all that....
Shivrz: .....oh
LOL
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I don't remember who said what, but Gangus was talking about a rumor that Cookie Monster was going to become Veggie Monster.
Gangus: anyway, that would sure have Jim Henson rolling over in his grave
JANE: um..Jim Henson is dead..
Kiwi: well that's sort of a prerequisite for rolling over in your grave, JANE
:haw:
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^^!
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Actually its $20. Im trying to find somewhere cheaper. :/
rofl, i was kidding. (but it would be awesome wouldn't it... :P)
yes, yes it would. >.<
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I was playing COD4 with GAV, Rickp9 and someone else (sorry, cant remember you).
BFM_GAV: On my screen you died..
Me: Really?
BFM_GAV: No, but you should've :angry:
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^^! i was the other person
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BFM_Gangus: I hate that guyyyyy!!!! :argh:
LOL Gangus that is hilarious.. :LOL:
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Bigshot: Anyone who has a 99 skill in runescape basically has no life.
Mil: :embarrassing: < ----- 7 99 skills.
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Bigshot: Anyone who has a 99 skill in runescape basically has no life.
Mil: :embarrassing: < ----- 7 99 skills.
i was there, it was a good conversation :D
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BFM_ColWlkr: So has anyone played the game?
.....
.....
.....
BFM_LEO: "Oh Man!! I hate you so much!"
Almost everyone else: "What just happened?"
(I remained silent.. I know your tricks ColWlkr)
Side note: for anyone who doesnt know what Im talking about, you just lost. In fact probably in reading this you lost. :P
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Grrrr.
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BFM_Zakk:"Can you play the game in windowed mode?"
(continuous talking about how to do so)
...
...
BFM_LEO:"Are yall talking about The Game?"
Fuse(me): "No but you just lost again"
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BFM_Gangus: I hate that guyyyyy!!!! :argh:
LOL Gangus that is hilarious.. :LOL:
Lol gotta love Gangus ;D
So this happened today with me, Elkric, Swant, and some other people. Sorry I forget :P:
BFM_2much: Im kicking T-REX for team nading
2much's background: T-REX!!!?!?!
It was his son screaming about T-rexes. He was in his time of dinosaur loving lol
You had to be there :LOL:
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bfm_Zeek: So what are you eating MrT?
BFM_MrT: Huh? Wha? Oh...I dunno...
BFM_Marty: *snorts*
bfm_Zeek: How can you not know???
[about a minute later]
BFM_MrT: Oh! I've got a text!
bfm_Zeek: And now he's happy.
BFM_MrT: Yeah, I thought I didn't have any credit.
BFM_Marty: You don't need credit to get texts...*face palm*
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BFM_Gangus: I hate that guyyyyy!!!! :argh:
LOL Gangus that is hilarious.. :LOL:
Lol gotta love Gangus ;D
So this happened today with me, Elkric, Swant, and some other people. Sorry I forget :P:
BFM_2much: Im kicking T-REX for team nading
2much's background: T-REX!!!?!?!
It was his son screaming about T-rexes. He was in his time of dinosaur loving lol
You had to be there :LOL:
i was there it was great indeed :P)
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bfm_Zeek: So what are you eating MrT?
BFM_MrT: Huh? Wha? Oh...I dunno...
BFM_Marty: *snorts*
bfm_Zeek: How can you not know???
[about a minute later]
BFM_MrT: Oh! I've got a text!
bfm_Zeek: And now he's happy.
BFM_MrT: Yeah, I thought I didn't have any credit.
BFM_Marty: You don't need credit to get texts...*face palm*
For the same reason you can get charged for incoming calls on a cell phone, some plans are set up such that you get charged for any text message sent or received.
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Thankfully not in England :)
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Me NavyJHWK and MR Blue were in the same server. I get killed out of my gun seat in Navies hog.
I think I said I spawned ahead and told him to pick me up. Do not remember exactly how it went but something like this.
Navy: Ah I'm getting chained.
Me: Pick me up I'll get them.
Navy: If I can get there in time.
Mr Blue: Here comes Mr blue!! ( In a Rocket hog about to shoot us )
Next you see in the chat.
Pr_Mr Blue was killed by bfm_Sòúl.
Me: See, I told you I'd get him.
The Mr Blue part was the funniest, He sounded so disappointed =[
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BFM_JANE: Oh, invisible bridge..
Me: Invisible bread?
(It has been a long night, goodnight all :P )
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Me and Shivrz were talking about McDonalds
Shivrz: Did u know McDonalds was once a hospital
Me: No it wasnt!
Shivrz: i know, but ye. My arm fell asleep :LOL:
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*random conversations then!*
*Fuse leaves channel*
*Fuse coems back*
Mr.Blue: Where'd ya go,Fuse?
Shivrz: TO NARNIA!!!!!
Mr.Blue: I told you ,Shivrz! If you wanna get to Narnia you have to go through me.
Fuse: MR.BLUE'S THE WARDROBE!!!!
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SSNZ: Do you best turkey impression Jane!
All: Yeah, yeah!
Jane: Nooo I don't think so.
Thud: OK, I'll do mine..
10 second silence
Thud: "My fellow Americans..."
rotfl
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Me: Plsle come into my server!
Shivrz: Dont go stealing my Pleasle!
Me: I didnt steal anything
Shivrz: i know. i never said you stole anything
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BFM_Terra: OH MY ZOD!
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Not really vent but was in server
Nemesis: oh my Cod!
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Me: Plsle come into my server!
Shivrz: Dont go stealing my Pleasle!
Me: I didnt steal anything
Shivrz: i know. i never said you stole anything
wait! Adds on: Shivrz: ooohhh wait, yea i did say you stole it :LOL:
I then figured it out! xD
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playing COD4
*i throw a random C4*
BFM_Lucky: oh my gosh somebody's throwing Cod4!!
Me: err.. dont you mean C4?
:XD:
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Player in our server called "spongebob". sponegbob killed me. I said on vent:
"hahaha, spongebob killed me" - me
"I told you he was evil" - Xan
LOL
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Me: *Random and creepy rant on the illusion of various things*
Shivrz: You are a disturbing child!
A truer word has never been spoken.
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THIS WAS LOL.
(I push down PTT hotkey)
(I start to talk)
(I HICCUP!!!!!!!!!!)
me "wow, I just hiccuped on vent!"
mrt "wow that was scary"
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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not quite as entertaining as:
Person 1: I claim the tank
Person 2: and i claim this tank!
Tanx1: Stop Claiming Me!
or somethin along those lines.
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LOL Inferno! Anyway.
I love the way admin's can pick up people. Lol, today Zakk was picking me up and then he died. Even though he died he could still move me around. LOL!!!!!!! We were all laughing about it on vent and then, when the zombiw wave finished, Caboose, not knowing anything about what we were talking about said: 'Now that that wave is over, can someone tell me why Panther was flying around?' :siderofl: :siderofl: :siderofl: :siderofl: :siderofl: Lol,
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mith: is there a 4th of July in England?
three60: yes, it's just after the 3rd
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I was TRYING to get you to fall prey to my sneaky riddle but you got it. :P
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not quite as entertaining as:
Person 1: I claim the tank
Person 2: and i claim this tank!
Tanx1: Stop Claiming Me!
or somethin along those lines.
I was Person 1 :P
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not quite as entertaining as:
Person 1: I claim the tank
Person 2: and i claim this tank!
Tanx1: Stop Claiming Me!
or somethin along those lines.
I was Person 1 :P
And I was Person 2! Woot!
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I was person tanxs1.
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mith: is there a 4th of July in England?
three60: yes, it's just after the 3rd
ROFL!
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not quite as entertaining as:
Person 1: I claim the tank
Person 2: and i claim this tank!
Tanx1: Stop Claiming Me!
or somethin along those lines.
:siderofl: :siderofl: :siderofl: :siderofl: :siderofl: :siderofl: :siderofl: lol tanx :XD:
I was person tanxs1.
another lol tanx :siderofl: :siderofl: :siderofl: :siderofl: :siderofl:
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Mr Mxy: Don't let us keep going, we might start making sense.
Marty: Hey mxy, what state are you from?
Mxy: Insanity.
Marty: That's a nice state.
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Shivrz: Oh no you di'nt! :no you didn't:
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(no one is talking, so I assume everyone is busy. *inconspicuously puts "WeeGee has cookies" in comment box*)
(5mins later)
*bfm_shadow enters*
bfm_shadow:"Can I have some cookies WeeGee?"
BFM_WeeGee:"Ummm....no??"
bfm_shadow:"Well fine then"
*bfm_shadow leaves*
(a few seconds later)
*bfm_Mr_Blue enters*
bfm_Mr_Blue: "WeeGee give me your cookies"
BFM_WeeGee:"Wait, huh? Why is everyone asking about cookies?"
*gets confused, then looks at my comment box*
BFM_Weegee:"Oh! Fuse!"
Me:"LOL"
(paraphrasing, but it was hilarious none the less)
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Lucky lagged out and back in, and his lagged out name was still there with its light on, so two Luckys in the channel with their lights on.
Jmaster: You're talking in two places Lucky.
Lucky: Yeah, I'm psychotic. No wait, I'm psychopathic.
JANE: Schizophrenic.
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Shivrz: Just because I'm invisible doesn't mean you can't see me! Gosh!
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Terra: You ain't got no pancake mix Jmaster
Me: What????
*lolz*
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BFM_ColWlkr: You know what I'm doing ... going through my MP3s to make CDs
Pause
BFM_ColWlkr: I AM multi-tasking, listening and burning!
BFM_MrT: And talking to yourself ...
BFM_ColWlkr: No I'm responding to Lemming, she's a nub who likes to type more than talk -.-
BFM_Lemming: I've always been like that!
BFM_ColWlkr: Doesn't make you not a nub
BFM_MrT: *laughing*
BFM_Lemming: I'm muting Walker now! *hard to understand*
BFM_ColWlkr (alarmed): Lemming is eating me! Cannibal! OMG the zombies finally got you!
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LEO: so you have a lot of black and white cows and a few brown ones?
TAILS: no just all black and white. there all black and white
ENOCH: I think theres some grey areas
:siderofl:
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Vent: VROOM VROOM, ford is here! has connected
VROOM VROOM, ford has joined the channel (time trials)
Leo: you so did not set time trials as your auto channel
Ford: dot dot dot question mark
Leo: you herd me
Ford: Sadly i did, i've been trying to adapt my brain to auto-tune you out.
Leo: you can't tune me out.
-5 second pause-
Ford: what was that? I totally tuned you out there.
Leo: you herd me.
BFM_»FØRЫ
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bfm_Trkking: Mxy, come here I wona kill you
me: I hope you ment on halo
bfm_Trkking: TANXS!
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Ok, Mxy and I were with MrBlue and Dreper.
Me: I really wish i could go to the moon.
Mxy: I've already been there. Imp from the fifth dimension, remember.
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Ok, Mxy and I were with MrBlue and Dreper.
Me: I really wish i could go to the moon.
Mxy: I've already been there. Imp from the fifth dimension, remember.
I said: "Been there.... Not worth the trip. Booor-iiiing."
<Someone> says something else to which I reply: "Imp from the fifth dimension, remember."
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dreper: i want to join a racing server, prefferably server 3 because i lagg so much in british
tanxs: you just want to suck up to booyah in that server dreper
LOL!
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We were all attempting to do cow imitations, and LEO had enough of it and went into another channel.
Later he comes back and says he's back as long as we don't make those horrible cow noises...
Panther: mooooo
Enoch: oooooooh
Darkfyr: moooooo
Tanxs1: Moo!
Kiwi: mooooo!
JANE: mooo!
[LEO has left the channel]
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Epic fail Kiwi. This is the xfire quotes, that happened on Vent.
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LOL. Fixed!
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Lol thats better Kiwi.
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We were all attempting to do cow imitations, and LEO had enough of it and went into another channel.
Later he comes back and says he's back as long as we don't make those horrible cow noises...
Panther: mooooo
Enoch: oooooooh
Darkfyr: moooooo
Tanxs1: Moo!
Kiwi: mooooo!
JANE: mooo!
[LEO has left the channel]
Epic fail Kiwi. This is the xfire quotes, that happened on Vent.
Oh he moved the quote... i was about to tell tanxs he has epicly failed because this is vent quotes
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Yes Jmaster, he moved it.
Epic fail.
(alot of those going on recently)
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We were all attempting to do cow imitations, and LEO had enough of it and went into another channel.
Later he comes back and says he's back as long as we don't make those horrible cow noises...
Panther: mooooo
Enoch: oooooooh
Darkfyr: moooooo
Tanxs1: Moo!
Kiwi: mooooo!
JANE: mooo!
[LEO has left the channel]
That was a classic ;D ;D ;D
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I lost.
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me: you remind me of harry potter.
mr t: lolwut?
me: ur accent. WAIT SAY "MAKIS PANCAKIS!"
mr t: what harry potter are you watching?!
me: SAY IT
mr t: ugh.. makis pancakis.
me: LOL
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What?! He wouldn't say "I'm a wizard?" when I asked him to! :P
:love: MrT :hug:
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Hey i DID say that >:(
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What?! He wouldn't say "I'm a wizard?" when I asked him to! :P
:love: MrT :hug:
me: say "IM A WIZARD!"
mr t: no.
me: SAY ITTT
mr t: ughhhhh. nooo.
me: say it.
mr t: ugh. fine. IM A WIZARD!!!
me: LOL
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Hey i DID say that >:(
I know you did say something at my request, but I think you drew the line at reciting the entire script of Prisoner of Azkaban for me, or something.
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Mr Blue and I were talking about our computers ...
Mr Blue: As soon as I'm done deleting this 3gb of fail mods I kept copying and pasting ...
Mr Blue: And I just de-Fraggled the other day
Me: Is he alright?
Mr Blue (distracted by something): Who?
Me: Is he ok?
Mr Blue (revelation): Oh! Yeah, he's fine, just smaller now.
Me: Great, a thousand little Fraggles running around now ...
:LOL:
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[on Death Island]
bfm_Tanxs1: Hey, there's someone up on top of the map!
(pause)
bfm_Tanxs1: Oh wait, it's a tree!
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Hey, I knew it was a tree all along! Stop trying to make me sound stupid!
XDXDXDXD
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Mr Blue and I were talking about our computers ...
Mr Blue: As soon as I'm done deleting this 3gb of fail mods I kept copying and pasting ...
Mr Blue: And I just de-Fraggled the other day
Me: Is he alright?
Mr Blue (distracted by something): Who?
Me: Is he ok?
Mr Blue (revelation): Oh! Yeah, he's fine, just smaller now.
Me: Great, a thousand little Fraggles running around now ...
:LOL:
^^! :siderofl:
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*in the server*
PR_Victus was killed by bfm_Tanxs1
*Vent*
BFM_Weegee: Oh great tanx you killed my PR
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BFM_BOT:
SSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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Bowser: Why does it seem like all my violence is aimed at Xelio?
Xelio: I'm a violentable person...
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fuzzy: How am I ment to camp with all these admins around?
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Shivrz was killed by Tanxs1
Tanxs1: that is so smiley face!
Shivrz: that is so smiley faces *laughs*
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I was in an Aussie scrim and Taipan was my gunner. He said I was lagging REALLY bad and he was finding it hard to kill people. Then he says:
bfm_Taipan: Are all british people on wireless/dial up connection or something?
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Ok so this was sunday in the racing room channel.... we were on icefields
MR Chiéf: Tanx where are you?
Tanx: I'm hiding, where are you?
MR Chiéf: Hiding....
MR Chiéf: Oh look a hog is stuck in the bridge..
-1/2 second pause-
Tanx: HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Tanx shoots a rocket into the ceiling of the cave, and Mil (my gunner) blows up his hog and kills him-
MR Chiéf: Oh so thats where you were!
Tanx: Yeah as soon as you said "Theres a hog stuck on the bridge" I knew where you were..
MR Chiéf: Oh lol!
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You kinda gave away your position...
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Well my mind went blank and I wasnt paying attention :P
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Mil: so you left the server then? With all those rulebreakers?
Me: Ye i am so tired i can barely type.
Mil: It's fine their making their own rules
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lol mil and mr t :siderofl:
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Ok its me, MrT, Mil, and Lemming in the channel and Mil and MrT were having "Lolcat wars"
Me: yeah... shivrz is kinda weird when it comes to lolcats, ever since I showed her the picture of the "I hate everything cat"...
MrT: Yeah everytime you mention it to her she gets offended and starts telling you how your mean
*Everyone starts laughing*
Mil: I guess I'll have to mention it to her then :evil:
*I xfire MrT while he is having his lolcat war*
Me: Hey MrT click on the link!
*He clicks on it*
MrT: AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*He leaves the channel*
Me: Oh didnt think he would take it that badly :'(
Btw I sent him a pic of a spider and chipmunk mixed into 1
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I dont remember saying that, but that must be my memory. Had a lot of talking and laughs with MrT, Lemming and you Mr Chief! ;D
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Maybe it was Lemming I dont remember lol
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This happened yesterday and I just remembered:
Tanxs1: I like cake!
JANE: You like kate?
JANE: Too bad, she loves some1 else.
I don't like a girl called kate! :doh: :doh: :bang: :bang: :bang: :doh: :bang: :doh:
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Tanxs and Kate
Sitting in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
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;D
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Enoch has probably heard me say this before:
Tanxs and Kate
Sitting in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
MEAN!!!!!!!!! KIWI'S MEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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lolololololololololol :LOL:
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whats wrong with liking a girl named kate? im more of a sam or sammy kinda person but no biggy right?
i got your back Tanxs1
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whats wrong with liking a girl named kate? im more of a sam or sammy kinda person but no biggy right?
i got your back Tanxs1
1. I don't like any1 called Kate (I dont even know any1 called kate!)
2. Im childish. :P
3. Kiwi is also childish:
Tanxs and Kate
Sitting in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
Anywayz, we are going off topic now.
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i dont have vent so i shouldnt even post here :-X im off
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This was a vent quote....just not in the BFM vent!
I made jane log on so I could tell her this AMAZING joke. I thought itd go by much better if we were talking in a vent, rather than typing, so I could get alllll into it. Anyhow, Jane joins me in vent
me: ok, you ready for the best joke of your life?
jane: this better be good for all the trouble it was to get on here
(we were having technical difficulties with xfire voice chat, hence why we used a vent server)
me: OKAY Ready? >:D
Jane: go on
Me: ....What is a pirates favorite letter?
Jane: *loudly groans / giggles* Its an Rrrrrrrrrrrr
Me: No! A P!
Jane:... A 'p'?
Me: Yar, Because its an RRRRRRRRRR with a missing leg!
*eruption of laughter on both parts*
Best. Joke. Ever.
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I told that to my scouts. They said it was lame. I think they were just saying that because they guess Rrrrrr too. I like it.
On a related note: what has 13 eyes and 13 legs?
13 pirates!
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You should see me tell jokes to Jane. She simply can't stop her laughter at the jokes.... ;o
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You should see me tell jokes to Jane. She simply can't stop her laughter at the jokes.... ;o
Oh yea? Bet she laughs harder at mine.
:)
I love voice chatting with jane, its just a ton of giggles. You should have heard this conversation we had about - well, actually, I'll just go ahead and share it! lol
jane: Barrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrbiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie!
me: Barbieeeeeeeeeeeeee* (I correct her in how I want it to sound) When you say it like 'barrrrrbiiiiie' its like pathetic sounding. As if, I have just fallen from a cliff, and you're leaning over the edge, hand out-stretched in the false hope of saving me as I plummit to my death, and you can only scream out my name.
jane: *laughter*
me: seriously, Im looking up, I can see my hands and my feet as the air rushes past me, and you off in the distance leaning over the edge yelling my name as I wonder how I fell off....
jane: I didnt push you.
me: *laughter* either that, or like I can imagine you dropping to your knees, hands turned up in claw-like grips to the air, a single tear falling from your cheek as you scream my name into the sky....
lol basically, that it. We talked about this for SEVERAL minutes, before deciding that I was correct in that in greeting me, one should say 'barbieeeeeeeee' and not 'barrrrrrrrrrrrbiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie'
So long as we're clear.... lol
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:siderofl: :siderofl: :siderofl:
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shivrz: I want dinosaur shaped fruit snacks!
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BULK's mic was REALLY bad. Every time he pushed his PTT hotkey down, it would make a SCREECH of static. It was REALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! loud. Anywayz:
*enter bulks screech here*
me: Ah! its hurting my poor undeveloped ears!
Jmaster (i think): poor undeveloped ears LOL!
*enter bulks screech here*
me: bulk, i mean this in the nicest way possible,
me: please dont talk!
bulks comment: ive been told to be silent
:siderofl: :siderofl: :siderofl: :siderofl: :siderofl:
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thats a good one :LOL:
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BFM_ColWlkr: Who just jumped off the edge? ... And why did I just jump after them?
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BFM_ColWlkr: Who just jumped off the edge? ... And why did I just jump after them?
thats a TRUE friend right there so when your mom asks if your friend jumps off a cliff would you? you can say yes mom i would :siderofl:
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Ok, so its Victus, Fenix, Zakk, Invert, Zeek and I in the channel... and we're on timberland..
*Vicuts (I think) and I were just passing score nav and I said something having to do with something being really cool*
Invert: ahh.... you kids...
Me: Ummm Invert.. I think that you could say that to everyone in here but Zakk since he's technically an adult now....
Invert: Psshh! your all still youngsters compared to me :P
*everyone starts laughing*
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Ok this happened about 10 minutes after the last post by me, so Zeek left and Slayton came in (but I didn't know he did at the time)
and we were talking about an acronym that someone said.
Slayton: - (who i thought was a random PR with vent access that had joined the channel) Ok well I got 3 definitions for it so its nothing bad, but since Inverts in there we'll just let him keep doing a good job..
Me: Yeah so have been doing a good job, I give you a pat on the back
(I still don't know its slayton in the channel) Slayton: Oh im not in there... Invert is
Me: (still clueless) But your Invert.. aren't you?
Slayton: You hear that Invert? I could be you! Say.. whats your vent password, and I'll get on and pretend to be you! hehehe...
*I jump in and start talking about people who would steal my name on vent if they got a chance*
Invert: but then I would have to lock yours (or something)
Me: But then Zakk could make me a new one!
Invert: but then we would have to lock all of them and then nobody could get on vent! :LOL:
*Everyone satarts laughing*
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My fruity ice treat is melting. - Jane
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So I had "reading to Beethoven" in my comment on vent. A little later I noticed Booyah's comment: "Edison what is the point in reading to Beethoven...he can't hear". I literally laughed for a minute and a half.
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He's also dead.
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Not if you view it from four dimensions.
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Not if you view it from four dimensions.
Which we don't. Next!
EDIT: Four-dimensionally, he's both not yet born, alive, and dead. For the greater part of the 4D 'thing', he doesn't exist. So there.
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This is vent quotes, not Philosophy and Science today...
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This is vent quotes, not Philosophy and Science today...
this is sparta.
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Following that logic, for the greater part of the 3-d thing, we too do not exist.
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Following that logic, for the greater part of the 3-d thing, we too do not exist.
You mean the 4-D thing surely? ;D
EDIT: Four-dimensionally, he's both not yet born, alive, and dead. For the greater part of the 4D 'thing', he doesn't exist. So there.
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You guys are so old! I'm livin in 8-d! Beat it!
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Slim, Me, Leo and D3 were in the Aussie server.
Slim: I'm warpping and getting team rocketed. what else could go wrong?
Me: I'd laugh if a Wraith fell on you.
Slim: What's a Wraith?
Me: The big, covenant thingy's with the big cannon thingy.
Leo: The big purple monster thing?
D3 and me: Yes that purple monster thing.
D3: I've never played the campaign and I know that.
Leo: Why do I have to know their name when I can just play the game and shoot the things.
Me: Because your a nub.
Leo: I know. Wait what?
Everyone: LOL!
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Benjy: Bruin, can I pull you for a sec?
* * * * * * * *
A player in the server called Bad Haggis -
Me: I remember when Bad Haggis was Good. Oh wait, no I don't!
*jane giggles at bad joke*
Me: Oh, that's offal.
*jane laughs at worse joke*
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You guys are so old! I'm livin in 8-d! Beat it!
idk what Dimension i am but im the only one in it so its my own little world and i rule it here.
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Zeek: MrTeeeeeeeee...
MrT: Yees?
Zeek: I forget how to send a pm
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So mean mr T so mean... :'( :'(
it was only for a brief moment as i dont send pms everyday :bang:
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Ok, the story. I was lagging really bad, and decided to make a joke of it. (there was no player called "lagg" in the server).
me: i think we need to ban lagg
me: it's ruining the game for everyone
me: opinions JANE?
jane: i think we should
me: opinions enoch?
*BFM_Benjy joins the channel*
enoch: no i do not think we should get rid of benjy from the clan
enoch: why would you say that tanex one?
*Benjy pulls Enoch to a different channel*
me: did some1 pull him?
benjy: i did
me: LOL!
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He deserved it >:( Ok mabey he didn't but anyway
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Say it with me Benjy!
Enoch meeeeaaaaannnn!!!11!11!11!1!!11!!
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it happened yesterday. i was teasing Enoch a little bit as it was very funny!!! anyway
Enoch: This guy >>insert player name here<< is just making circles chase killing me.
Me: No, he's just making donuts like you.
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it happened yesterday. i was teasing Enoch a little bit as it was very funny!!! anyway
Enoch: This guy >>insert player name here<< is just making circles chase killing me.
Me: No, he's just making donuts like you.
i would like to see some1 tease Enoch! He always teases me. >:(
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I remember not long ago JANE said
i got killed by that guy
and that guy was playing
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Zakk, Lucky, Edi and myself were in the channel together and Zakk asks;
"So if it's spring in Australia, does that mean its like March?"
we all promptly giggled.
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:evil:
::)
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Zakk, Lucky, Edi and myself were in the channel together and Zakk asks;
"So if it's spring in Australia, does that mean its like March?"
we all promptly giggled.
I think I was also in the channel at the time or I was just leaving it
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enoch: you are a bright, smart young lad, tanxs
me: thanks!
enoch: dont you know sarcasm when you see it, tanxs?
redfox: lol
me: meeeaaaaaannnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I go to a different channel for 10 seconds, then I rejoin the channel
me: enoch
enoch: yes tanex one?
me: ive thought about it, and i think you owe me an apology
i forgot the rest.
and later:
enoch: tanxs, im being serious now. could we hop into a different channel? i need to talk about something serious
me: No! i have no witness's there!!
enoch: what are you talking about!?!
I go to a different channel
BFM_Enoch has left the server.
>:(
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WeeGee: I had to dust my whole room today
WeeGee: I made a whole new dog out of my dog's shedded hair!!!!
Lucky: *hysterical laughter*
Lucky: What's his name?
WeeGee: STEVE???
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I don't get it.
:kitty face:
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trololol
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It's a Jersey thing.
:beachglasses:
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bfm_Zeek: Do you have a serious side, Tanxs?
BFM_Tanxs1: YES! BUT YOU DONT WANT TO SEE IT
BFM_Tanxs1: Zakpak saw it once and he regretted it
And later.....
(map just started)
BFM_Tanxs1: Nooooooo! I spawned all on my own. No hogs or people
bfm_Zeek: Tanxs did you just say hogs are people too?
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bfm_Zeek: Do you have a serious side, Tanxs?
BFM_Tanxs1: YES! BUT YOU DONT WANT TO SEE IT
BFM_Tanxs1: Zakpak saw it once and he regretted it
And later.....
(map just started)
BFM_Tanxs1: Nooooooo! I spawned all on my own. No hogs or people
bfm_Zeek: Tanxs did you just say hogs are people too?
:LOL:
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it happened yesterday. i was teasing Enoch a little bit as it was very funny!!! anyway
Enoch: This guy >>insert player name here<< is just making circles chase killing me.
Me: No, he's just making donuts like you.
i would like to see some1 tease Enoch! He always teases me. >:(
dont worry tanxs i got your back i annoy him late at night :toughguy:
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Fraggle joined Vent, but stayed in the lobby for a minute, even after joining the game. When he joined the racing room, he didn't say anything when we greeted him. Then:
JANE: "Is it quiet time in the Fraggle household?
Fraggle: *child screaming in the background* "No."
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Fraggle joined Vent, but stayed in the lobby for a minute, even after joining the game. When he joined the racing room, he didn't say anything when we greeted him. Then:
JANE: "Is it quiet time in the Fraggle household?
Fraggle: *child screaming in the background* "No."
I remember once when he was trying to train me that happened! xD!
Incase anybody is wondering, he taught me how to sit, stay and play fetch
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Fraggle joined Vent, but stayed in the lobby for a minute, even after joining the game. When he joined the racing room, he didn't say anything when we greeted him. Then:
JANE: "Is it quiet time in the Fraggle household?
Fraggle: *child screaming in the background* "No."
:doh:
I didn't even hear you guys greet me. That's a pretty typical morning/afternoon when the kids are off school. :LOL:
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Woooooot!!! Half term ;D hehhhehehe
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Fraggle joined Vent, but stayed in the lobby for a minute, even after joining the game. When he joined the racing room, he didn't say anything when we greeted him. Then:
JANE: "Is it quiet time in the Fraggle household?
Fraggle: *child screaming in the background* "No."
Lol, I know the feeling Fraggle I now have 4 nieces and 2 nephews that are over at my house regularly, it becomes a jungle gym within milliseconds....
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Elvis: *rambles on for ages*... you know I'm just going to keep on talking guys. Anywa --
And exactly at that moment Elvis lagged out of vent. Lag has great comic timing sometimes...
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Ok, so we was doing a pick up scrim, and the server crashed. When we all rejoin the server (was on hold), I asked LEO (team captain):
Tanxs1: so LEO what are we going to do now?
LEO: its not been decided yet but *mumbles*
Tanxs1: what?
LEO: *mumble mumble*
Tanxs1: what are we going to do??
LEO: A dancing contest, we're going to have a dancing contest
Tanxs1 + Lemming: YAY!
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Tiebreaker in Saturday's scrim (just after a very intense Sidewinder)
Lucky: Okay, let's hold I need to let my nerves calm down.
Hlao: Yeah me too, wow!
Bleach: We should just go, I play better when I'm nervous
Hlao and everyone else but me: Yeah me too
Lucky: I don't know what you guys are talking about I play better calm
Hlao: Okay everyone get really nervous except for Lucky
Victus: If we don't win this scrim it's going to mean the end of the world
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It happened yesterday (i think...)
Superhawk: I just banned >>insert name here<<. He called me a bad name.
Me: How did he called you?
Superhawk: I can't tell, it's a very bad name.
Me: Oh no, did he called you "Pumpkin"?
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happened some time ago and the details have faded but i jst found this page...
BFM meeting....
Elvis: (saying the stuff he says in meetings)
his light goes on without any sound
Every one's dead quite (30 + in the channel)
Someone: i think we lost him...(laughter)
Enoch (or someone): knowing him, hes probably still talking not even knowing he lagged out...(laughter) apparently vent has a pay as you go and he ran out of minutes....(Laughter)
Me: Insert quarter now! (hehehe's)
Twas hilarious! :P
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Mr Blue: I brought many drinks high in soda
Everyone: Huh?!
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ok i was versing roscoe and i asked him a question
Me: are you allowed to shoot down with a needler
Roscoe: A what?
ME: the alien weopon with heat seeking bullets
Roscoe: the one you hold on your shoulder?
Me: the one with spikes coming out of it
Mufnman/Nemisis(not sure which) : the pink one
Rosscoe: oh that one
I presumed that everyone new what a needler was
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I presumed that everyone new what a needler was
It's the most useless weapon in racing, so it's not really used by die-hard racers. Second most uselss is possibly the assault rifle...
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I presumed that everyone new what a needler was
It's the most useless weapon in racing, so it's not really used by die-hard racers. Second most uselss is possibly the assault rifle...
to me the plasma rifle is most useless :LOL:
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I presumed that everyone new what a needler was
It's the most useless weapon in racing, so it's not really used by die-hard racers. Second most uselss is possibly the assault rifle...
to me the plasma rifle is most useless :LOL:
every use it? shields go out extremly fast. very useful combo for a passenger to use plasma rifle with a chain gunner
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I presumed that everyone new what a needler was
It's the most useless weapon in racing, so it's not really used by die-hard racers. Second most uselss is possibly the assault rifle...
to me the plasma rifle is most useless :LOL:
every use it? shields go out extremly fast. very useful combo for a passenger to use plasma rifle with a chain gunner
This plasma rifle/needler debate should get its own thread :LOL:
Back to vent quotes guys :P
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happened yesterday or the day before
xan:whats hapening to my voice
fenix:your growing up
xan didnt get it so we had to explain it. lols
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lol
Well, there's nothing to complain or be embarrassed, i still got some voice issues :P
OH now i remember something funny. Consider it was a while ago, I can't remember everything in full detail
*Someone joins the channel and there was echo
Enoch: Great, now I can hear my lovely voice. I'm a little egocentric FYI
Me: Does that mean WE have to hear you twice?
*We laughed
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lol
Well, there's nothing to complain or be embarrassed, i still got some voice issues :P
OH now i remember something funny. Consider it was a while ago, I can't remember everything in full detail
*Someone joins the channel and there was echo
Enoch: Great, now I can hear my lovely voice. I'm a little egocentric FYI
Me: Does that mean WE have to hear you twice?
*We laughed
Nice! :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
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bfm_top failed to hijack a hog.
bfm_top: I never get any luck
BFM_ Ianxs1: you get luck, just in the form of bad luck
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Lucky: They need to make a TL;DR button on Terms of Service things.
Edison: They do, it's called "Agree"
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Tanxs1: zomg i smell dog food now im hungry cya!
JANE: ewwww thats disgusting!
Tanxs1: im not joking!
JANE: ok bye tanxs! enjoy your kibbles. munch munch
and
Jmaster asks Edison a question
Edison replies and ends it with "princess"
Jmaster: wow you did not just call me that
Tanxs1: Jmaster...?
Jmaster: zomg tanxs do not say what u r thinking
Tanxs1: if ur the princess who is the prince?
(i forgot most of the conversation, but that's similiar to what happened)
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jmaster doesnt like being called princess :siderofl:
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The princess is in another castle
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The princess is in another castle
:L
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The princess is in another castle
Thief.
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The princess is in another castle
Quote.
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Me, victus, mufnman and Turbo were just chillin in the race room.
bfm_MufnMan: You play Halo in your spare time Turbo?
Turbo: Who doesn't?
bfm_Victus: I used to go to school with Taylor Swift.
Me: Can i have her number?!?!
Everyone: LOL!
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Mr Blue: Take five.
Lucky: Alright let's go.
Mr Blue: No, seriously take 5 - you need a break.
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JANE: Lets eat Grandma!
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Monster: I got a spider bite on the back of my neck
Nick: A spider bite? What from?
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Monster: I got a spider bite on the back of my neck
Nick: A spider bite? What from?
:headbonk:
I got it from a vampire, but he was a vegetarian.
Here's your sign... ::)
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Monster: I got a spider bite on the back of my neck
Nick: A spider bite? What from?
that is so funny i read it was was like wait what? ahahaha oh man good stuff right there
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Here's your sign... ::)
+++++1
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JANE: .....yeah but he got that in like 3 months..... (referring to Fuzion's 127days of time spent on the forums)
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*gets everyone in server to say "we're sorry leo"
Leo: "I hate you all"
Leo: "You're not sorry, you're not"
*Leo has left the channel*
*everyone puts "I'm sorry leo" in comment field*
*Leo has left the server*
I'm sure a few of you recall us teasing him a year or so ago with this... lol
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Tanxs1 : Ok, I'm kicking Santa for profanity
Nemesis: Santa? You sure?
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Tanxs1 : Ok, I'm kicking Santa for profanity
Nemesis: Santa? You sure?
Ima not get presents this year :(.
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Monster: Have you eaten the shrimp taco at Taco Bell?
Me: Sorry mate, strangely enough there are no Taco Bells in Mexico
*Laughs*
Now that I remember, there WERE some Taco Bells in Mexico, they just got closed :P
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xD Why go to Taco bell when you can go home and have the real thing just as easily!?
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Monster: Have you eaten the shrimp taco at Taco Bell?
Me: Sorry mate, strangely enough there are no Taco Bells in Mexico
*Laughs*
Now that I remember, there WERE some Taco Bells in Mexico, they just got closed :P
Funny story about that...
*cough*
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xtr3me: who's this rocket hog chasing me
MrBlue: its me
*MrBlue kills xtr3me's driver
xtr3me: you didn't kill me
MrBlue: Let me correct that problem
*PR_xtr3me was killed by BFM_MrBlue
All in vent: LOL
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lol, my first vent quote
and my crowning achievement since racing on bfm servers ;p
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Bleak: Tanxs1, Benjy is like your Australian counterpart
Ok bleak, what makes you think that? :XD:
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Bleak: Tanxs1, Benjy is like your Australian counterpart
Ok bleak, what makes you think that? :XD:
I'll explain xD
1. You sound pretty similar
2. You're both fairly crazy
3. See the first 2.
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This week or last week, Jane, Enoch, and Crimson were on vent. Jane said she chould not here crimson or somthing like that and Jane turned down the frequency of crimson and made him have a deep voice. it was pretty funny once jane recorded it and put it on youtube. Jane could not stop Laughing at all
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Bleak: Tanxs1, Benjy is like your Australian counterpart
Ok bleak, what makes you think that? :XD:
I'll explain xD
1. You sound pretty similar
2. You're both fairly crazy
3. See the first 2.
Does Benjy need work on his grammar? If so, add that to the list hehe
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Me, Bulk, 'MaybeU and Bleak all in the same channel. Only me and Bulk racing.
*map change*
Bulk: GG, nj tanxs and bleak
Bleak: I'm not racing
Bulk: Yes you are!
Tanxs1: Nice job Maybeu!
ImaybeU: Erm, I'm not in the server... but thanks?
*laughter*
*next map*
(ImaybeU isn't in the server)
Bulk: ImaybeU gun me!
Tanxs1: Maybe! They are right behind us
Bulk: Nice gunning ImaybeU!
etc. etc.
ImaybeU: Err, I'm not in the server
ImaybeU: But I am now! (he just joins the server)
Bulk: We was just joking
ImaybeU: Oh! I thought you had an imposter me or something
*map change*
At this point, I'm not paying attention to Vent cuz I'm typing.
Bulk: GG, nj Tanxs, Maybe, Bleak (bleak isn't in the server)
Bleak: I'M NOT RACING! (in a loud voice, but was just joking)
Tanxs1: WOAH! What was that? That was scary! (IT STARTLED ME!)
:siderofl:
@Zakpak. You wish you had my grammar.
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Zakpak! Look what I found in the "Tutors" thread!
BFM_Benjy Send PM (http://www.bfmracing.net/forums/index.php?action=pm;sa=send;u=3183)
- Grade 8 English
Yeah... you can think that we need to improve our grammar zakpak. BUT U IZ WRONG.
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Zakpak! Look what I found in the "Tutors" thread!
BFM_Benjy Send PM (http://www.bfmracing.net/forums/index.php?action=pm;sa=send;u=3183)
- Grade 8 English
Yeah... you can think that we need to improve our grammar zakpak. BUT U IZ WRONG.
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Lol :siderofl: :siderofl:
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"I have Udders!"
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Zakpak! Look what I found in the "Tutors" thread!
BFM_Benjy Send PM (http://www.bfmracing.net/forums/index.php?action=pm;sa=send;u=3183)
- Grade 8 English
Yeah... you can think that we need to improve our grammar zakpak. BUT U IZ WRONG.
(:
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Zakpak! Look what I found in the "Tutors" thread!
BFM_Benjy Send PM (http://www.bfmracing.net/forums/index.php?action=pm;sa=send;u=3183)
- Grade 8 English
Yeah... you can think that we need to improve our grammar zakpak. BUT U IZ WRONG.
(:
CURSE THAT THREAD!
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Gangus:I work at the best duct tape company in the world.
Hogzlla:Awesome!
Hogzlla:What are you eating Gangus?
Enigma:Duct tape!
(We found out the truth later; it was chexMix!)
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Lucky: Why did you get out and walk into the nav???
Zakk: I wanted to score the last lap
Lucky: We had 12 and needed 3 more! You and me count as 2 so we both would have scored, the other hog comes in behind us and scores the last one and wins it!
Mr Do: If you guys argue this much about a win, I'd hate to see a loss.
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Lucky: Why did you get out and walk into the nav???
Zakk: I wanted to score the last lap
Lucky: We had 12 and needed 3 more! You and me count as 2 so we both would have scored, the other hog comes in behind us and scores the last one and wins it!
Mr Do: If you guys argue this much about a win, I'd hate to see a loss.
LOL! :LOL:
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Monster: I got a spider bite on the back of my neck
Nick: A spider bite? What from?
Was this me? If it was...uh....i was doing homework or something :XD:
Edit: Checked the dates, that was exam time, so bam, there's your excuse ;)
Edited Edit: I've decided to deny the whole thing, this wasn't me. :evil:
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I joined the Racing room and Gangus was playing in a server. I guess there was a good player killing him constantly.
Gangus: GrrrrrRrrrrRrrrrrr **something else**
Fénix: That sounds like constipation Gangus...
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someone: turbo you seen to be very quiet
me: Oh thats cos my mic wasnt down
me: i wondered why everone was ignoring me
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someone: turbo you seen to be very quiet
me: Oh thats cos my mic wasnt down
me: i wondered why everone was ignoring me
Ow Turbo, don't worry. That seems to happen to everyone at least once...
Besides, ignoring you precedes by far this incident ;D (jk jk jk I appreciate your company :evil:)
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Cool: I just can't seem to get 2nd nav
HogZilla: I think i saw a training server back there for you Cool
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Cool: I just can't seem to get 2nd nav
HogZilla: I think i saw a training server back there for you Cool
So funny :)
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Me driving a chain, Jmaster my gunner, enemy rockethog (with a gunner) coming around the corner. Jmaster only gets like 5 seconds to shoot them with a chain.
Tanxs1: There Jmaster, kill them!
*hog dissapears around corner*
Tanxs1: Why didn't you kill them?
Jmaster: Dude, I'm in a chain hog...
Tanxs1: A bad gunner always blames his turret.
xD
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i dont know if anyone else has done this
your talking to your mum/dad/son/daughter and instead of just talking you hold down your hotkey to say it
that why, taular and falkor, i said 'yes ive done it' really loudly into my mic
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Scenerio: lots of people on vent
Fuzzy: oh darn i banned myself
Everyone: lol
Fuzzy: can you come in and ban someone hogzilla
later that day
Cuda: can i ban him for that
Mr Do: yeah
Cuda:*bans Mr Do*
Mr Do:oh darn you banned me
Everyone:lol
Cuda:You said i could didnt you
Someone:thats a double bfm ban today
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crimson: i think xtr3me is afk
me: ye im afk, you better kick me
You were kicked from the server by a server operator
(or what ever message appears)
everyone: lol
[Kicked by Fuzzy or Enoch grrrr]
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crimson: i think xtr3me is afk
me: ye im afk, you better kick me
You were kicked from the server by a server operator
(or what ever message appears)
everyone: lol
[Kicked by Fuzzy or Enoch grrrr]
As I said, I wouldn't kick you. However banning you is a different matter. ;D
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Fuzzy would never do such a thing. It was obviously Enoch :P.
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"Women should be seen and not heard" ~ BFM_JANE
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I'm racing with §andman and Trotter in Server 1. Enigma is racing in Server 3.
Enigma: So Sandman, have you found out about Archer's number one trick?
....pause....
§andman: No, I haven't.
Enigma: He'll do stuff like [brief pause] "would you warn Joe for camping please"
§andman types into Server 1 chat: "Joe, please do not camp"
Enigma: And then he'll shoot you while you type out the warning.
...pause...
§andman: Wait, there isn't a "Joe" in here.
Archer: *laughs maniacally*
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:siderofl:
:siderofl:
:siderofl:
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***Consider my poor memory of the events***
For three maps in a row I get 15+ kills with 3+ laps and 2- deaths. Then, in Sidewinder, SuperHawk (victim) spawned ahead of me, naded my hog and killed me when I was running for my life.
Me: Hey! I told you I wouldn't figth you...
Super: But you are a better gun. Besides, you have killed me plenty of times, what is the difference.
Me: The difference is that you killed me!
*Laughs*
Super is a C-C-C-Combo Breaker :toughguy:
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this is when i just realized that D3 got promoted with him and jane in the channel...
me: O-M-G congratz D3
2 seconds later
me:...HAA that rhymed!!!
Everyone: LOLOL :LOL:
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"2 seconds later"
there was not even a breath in between lol :P
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ok ok atleast a second >.> :LOL:
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Jane: There is debris on my mouse pad...
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Jane: There is debris on my mouse pad...
LOL
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Edison: I am a girl, yes.
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It went something like this:
BFM_Xan connects to Vent.
Phantom3: I asked Xan once if he was a boy or a girl
Phantom3: I didn't know!
*Laughter*
Mystery person: [high pitched voice] I'm a real boy! [/high pitched voice]
BFM_Tanxs1: LOL WHO JUST SAID THAT?
BFM_Octane: ...Me why?
BFM_Tanxs1: It was awesome!!!!
*Laughter*
BFM_Xan joins the channel.
BFM_Octane: [high pitched voice] I'm a real boy! [/high pitched voice]
*LOTS OF LAUGHTER*
BFM_Xan: Wut?
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That seems like Pinocchio speaking...
You guys are mean :muah:
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enoch's new phonetic is
funnysilly
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please don't encourage him
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How does it go? His Phonetic?
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Me and Cool was having A LOT of "healthy" competition in the server... we kept on killing each other! Anyway, at the end of the map Cool is 2nd, I am 3rd, I got the most kills and my team won.
**Post Game Carnage Report**
Me: OH YEAH
Me: Who got more kills than Cool? ME
Me: Who is on the winning team? ME
Me: Who got the most kills in the game? ME
Cool: Who's taken it further than it needs to be? YOU
Me: Meeeeeeeee!
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Lol, Fail Tanxs. :LOL:
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haha yes that was funny tanx ;D
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Lol, Fail Tanxs. :LOL:
That was a WIN.
haha yes that was funny tanx ;D
ikr
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Wasnt there also;
tanx: Can i change teams so i can kill Cool? Pleaseeeee
Blade: Sure ill change teams with ya :)
Cool: Good trade :P
Rofl :yesyes:
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Lol yeah. And this:
Eagle kept on lagging out of Vent, and there was like 3-5 of him.
BFM_Tanxs1: Argh! Too many Eagles!!
Liek 1 minute later...
BFM_three60: Argh! Too many Tanxs's!
BFM_Tanxs1: There's only one of me!
BFM_three60: Exactly!
>_>
Also, my sig is inspired by me racing with Cool today.
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Lol yeah. And this:
Eagle kept on lagging out of Vent, and there was like 3-5 of him.
BFM_Tanxs1: Argh! Too many Eagles!!
Liek 1 minute later...
BFM_three60: Argh! Too many Tanxs's!
BFM_Tanxs1: There's only one of me!
BFM_three60: Exactly!
>_>
Also, my sig is inspired by me racing with Cool today.
nice lol
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Lol yeah. And this:
Eagle kept on lagging out of Vent, and there was like 3-5 of him.
BFM_Tanxs1: Argh! Too many Eagles!!
Liek 1 minute later...
BFM_three60: Argh! Too many Tanxs's!
BFM_Tanxs1: There's only one of me!
BFM_three60: Exactly!
>_>
RRRRRRROOOOOOOFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
please don't encourage him
RRRRRRROOOOOOOFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Harder than the first time. Kiwi, I actually couldn't stop laughing for at least 15 minutes. *Sigh* LOL.
BTW: Enoch needs to quit his donut making job...
And become a comedian!
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Me Mxy and a few others.
Me: *Humming AC/DC*
Crimson: Panther, you do know that your hotkeys' on, right?
Mxy: It's alright for me, I have him muted.
LOL
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Panther, it was NOT FUNNY. Your mic was EXTREMELY LOUD, it played the ANNOYING HALO THEME MUSIC, it "echoed" MY ANNOYING VOICE.
GET A NEW MIC! >_>
jk :p
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No!
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Still nobody beats my evil mic of doom :evil: :evil:
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Crimson: Pianola.
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Still nobody beats my evil mic of doom :evil: :evil:
I even mentioned that to Panther!
But, Bulk, I think his mic does beat yours...
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Yay!
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Phantom: Mxy, how long have you been a PR?
Mxy: About 6 and a half years...
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Phantom: Mxy, how long have you been a PR?
Mxy: About 6 and a half years...
:siderofl: :LOL: ^^!
The longest PR time ever!
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Victus: Racing is stupid
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Victus: Racing is stupid
LOL!
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Victus: Racing is stupid
but it is
all the racing clans are just silly
[/jks]
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Phantom3: *Giggle Snort!* (Multiple times!)
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Phantom3: *Giggle Snort!* (Multiple times!)
muffins, you forgot all the other stages,
i forgot who was counting them but there was about 5 or so xd,
there is the giggle snort, the high toned laugh, the can barely breath, and a couple of others aswell rofl
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Enoch: (awkward silence in a full vent channel) So what is BFM's view on dating in BFM?
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Enoch: (awkward silence in a full vent channel) So what is BFM's view on dating in BFM?
hahahahahaha no comment
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*a tiny dog joins server*
*Camping a lot*
Jane: I'm going to kick a tiny dog.
*LOL!*
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Enoch: When people start a sentence with "no offense", you're probably going to take offense.
Enoch: Example: No offense but you're stupid!
Tanxs1: None taken.
Enoch: (awkward silence in a full vent channel) So what is BFM's view on dating in BFM?
DO NOT SHOW ZAKPAK THIS POST.
Oh, and JANE YOU'RE MEAN!!!!!
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Phantom joins server 1***
Phantom: gg nice all
Vent***
Phantom: Falkor, I just said gg in the server (she and I laughing)
5 min later***
Falkor: Wait, did you say gg instead of hi???
Laughter***
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*Sandman plays an awesome tune on his guitar*
Tanxs1: You are so not playing that yourself!
Sandman: Trust me I am
*More tunes*
*Tanxs1 while guitar is still being played: HAX
Tanxs1: SING FOR US
Sandman *Stopping*: Dude I can't!
Tanxs1: TRY!
Sandman: *an unpleasant noise I wouldn't even call "singing" *
:D
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Harsh Tanxs lol
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Enoch: (awkward silence in a full vent channel) So what is BFM's view on dating in BFM?
DO NOT SHOW ZAKPAK THIS POST.
Oh, and JANE YOU'RE MEAN!!!!!
Hmmm...let us go more into that discussion.....
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Enoch: (awkward silence in a full vent channel) So what is BFM's view on dating in BFM?
DO NOT SHOW ZAKPAK THIS POST.
Oh, and JANE YOU'RE MEAN!!!!!
Hmmm...let us go more into that discussion.....
No.
@Bulk, I think he purposefully tried to make his voice sound bad. :LOL: He said himself he couldn't sing, I just encouraged him too :D. While he was playing, this happened:
Tanxs1: Can I be your backup singer?
Sandman *still playing*: Sure
.....*awkward moment for tanxs*
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We are in a full server A guest named (HAND) was in there.
In chat we see "(HAND was killed by MrMxyzptlk"
On vent you hear Mxy say "Hey I just stuck hand on the Butt"
We Lol'd !!!! :siderofl: :siderofl: :siderofl:
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2 days ago me cool and a few othere were in the racing room channle playing and talking about food. and Phantom joins the channle and was talking about her tummy hurting because of eating a lot is a class or something an other. So poor phantom had to listen to us talking about food/
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2 days ago me cool and a few othere were in the racing room channle playing and talking about food. and Phantom joins the channle and was talking about her tummy hurting because of eating a lot is a class or something an other. So poor phantom had to listen to us talking about food/
yeah poor me! and yes it was cooking class! i finally had to leave the channel becuase i couldnt take it lol!
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funny:
Phantom: go on ebay!
Tanxs1: ebaz?
Phantom: no ebay
Tanxs1: ebaz?
Tanxs1: im going to go on ebaz and find me bears
<i thought he said bare>
Tanxs1: Teddy Bear!!!!
Phantom: oh you said bears!! lol
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EBEAR FTW
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*Phantom3 joins vent channel*
*Meets Meelisa for the first time*
Phantom3*Screams in a pretty manly voice*: Are you a chick?!
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Phantom sure knows how to make a good first impression...
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hehehe dont i tho
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There were 8 of us (more or less) and we were playing CE (say THANKS to Còól... I command you). My team was getting killed by Bleach and I kept spawning inside a base. After the 5th death and respawning inside the base I said:
"I'm alone and in fear!"
That same map. If you get i the water you die, so Mil said:
"I was told there were dolphins there... Never seen one"
Lots of good quotes tonight guys :P
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*Xplode has joined the channel*
Enoch: *bomb dropping noise* 10 secs.....20 secs.....25...boosh!!
All In Vent: :LOL:
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Cool and Tanxs in racing room playing CE with Zooka and Raven
Cool: Need a bottle of asprin
And a glass of tea
To play with Tanxs
On CE
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Cool and Tanxs in racing room playing CE with Zooka and Raven
Cool: Need a bottle of asprin
And a glass of tea
To play with Tanxs
On CE
LOL!!!
I still say "cuppa" is better than "glassah" tea.
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Cool and Tanxs in racing room playing CE with Zooka and Raven
Cool: Need a bottle of asprin
And a glass of tea
To play with Tanxs
On CE
LOL!!!
I still say "cuppa" is better than "glassah" tea.
We Yanks prefer our tea on ice, in a tall glass, FYI....
(Myself I drink it at both extremes: ice-cold or steaming hot....)
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Cool and Tanxs in racing room playing CE with Zooka and Raven
Cool: Need a bottle of asprin
And a glass of tea
To play with Tanxs
On CE
LOL!!!
I still say "cuppa" is better than "glassah" tea.
We Yanks prefer our tea on ice, in a tall glass, FYI....
(Myself I drink it at both extremes: ice-cold or steaming hot....)
Texas sweet tea ftw!
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I prefer my Tea slightly hot.
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I prefer my tea luke-warm
Someone who's name I can't remember: So Mxy, are you still a PR?
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I don't like tea.
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Someone who's name I can't remember: So Mxy, are you still a PR?
Was It a recruit? Cause If so, that would be realllly funny, seeing as they would probably be serious
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Someone who's name I can't remember: So Mxy, are you still a PR?
Was It a recruit? Cause If so, that would be realllly funny, seeing as they would probably be serious
Ya, it was a recruit! :siderofl:
I'll let them remain anonymous, tho!
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Someone who's name I can't remember: So Mxy, are you still a PR?
Was It a recruit? Cause If so, that would be realllly funny, seeing as they would probably be serious
Ya, it was a recruit! :siderofl:
I'll let them remain anonymous, tho!
Lemme guess: Phantom3?
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Someone who's name I can't remember: So Mxy, are you still a PR?
Was It a recruit? Cause If so, that would be realllly funny, seeing as they would probably be serious
Ya, it was a recruit! :siderofl:
I'll let them remain anonymous, tho!
Lemme guess: Phantom3?
Sounds like a Phantom3 thing to say... ;)
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Anything possible yet with low probability... Phantom is the person ;D
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I remember, some time ago, I had someone ask me on Vent where was Mxy's PR thread because he couldn't find it :P
Don't remember who it was though.
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Someone who's name I can't remember: So Mxy, are you still a PR?
Was It a recruit? Cause If so, that would be realllly funny, seeing as they would probably be serious
Ya, it was a recruit! :siderofl:
I'll let them remain anonymous, tho!
Lemme guess: Phantom3?
Sounds like a Phantom3 thing to say... ;)
Anything possible yet with low probability... Phantom is the person ;D
Very perceptive of you all...
Phantom: Mxy, how long have you been a PR?
Mxy: About 6 and a half years...
However, this time is was someone else ;D
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I remember, some time ago, I had someone ask me on Vent where was Mxy's PR thread because he couldn't find it :P
Don't remember who it was though.
THAT WAS MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was a recruit at the time.
And Mil, it was in a PM :mad:
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Sandman and my conversation kinda went like this:
phatom: i think im insane
sandman: you need to know an insane person to be one
phantom: does that mean your insane? becuase i know in just goofy!
sandman: well then your insanly goofy
phantom: =O
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Sandman and my conversation kinda went like this:
phatom: i think im insane
sandman: you need to know an insane person to be one
phantom: does that mean your insane? becuase i know in just goofy!
sandman: well then your insanly goofy
phantom: =O
EPIC WIN :P
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its was kinda funny i reckn...... im not insane sandman!!!!!!
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its was kinda funny i reckn...... im not insane sandman!!!!!!
Lets all agree to, disagree :keke:
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She said reckon...she MUST be insane :3
(xD)
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Xplode connects to Vent
Dstruct: If Xplode joins the channel, pretend his mic doesn't work and he'll leave the server.
Xplode joins the channel
Dstruct: Hey Xplode
Xplode: Hey Dstruct
Dstruct: If you're trying to talk we can't hear you
Dstruct: I saw green but...
Xplode: Hello hello hello?
Dstruct: Nope
Xplode disconnects to Vent
Tanxs1: LOL!
Xplode connects to Vent + joins channel
Xplode: Is this better?
Dstruct: Still can't hear you.
Xplode disconnects to Vent
Tanxs1: LOL!!!!
Dstruct: If he rejoins we'll tell him
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Lol that was funny indeed :) mean but funny :winkgrin:
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She said reckon...she MUST be insane :3
(xD)
be nice there bro you dont want to go all nasty on ya wach ahh!!!!! :toughguy: lol
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JANE: I'm a first person shooter kinda a gal.
LeCrae: Same.
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:rotflmboOMG:
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JANE: I'm a first person shooter kinda a gal.
LeCrae: Same.
Guess I was correct the time in game you corrected my spelling on your name:
It is: LaCrea
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Guess I was correct the time in game you corrected my spelling on your name:
It is: LaCrea
:?:
LeCray...
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Someone who's name I can't remember: So Mxy, are you still a PR?
Was It a recruit? Cause If so, that would be realllly funny, seeing as they would probably be serious
Ya, it was a recruit! :siderofl:
I'll let them remain anonymous, tho!
Lemme guess: Phantom3?
Sounds like a Phantom3 thing to say... ;)
Anything possible yet with low probability... Phantom is the person ;D
Very perceptive of you all...
Phantom: Mxy, how long have you been a PR?
Mxy: About 6 and a half years...
However, this time is was someone else ;D
y are you guys always so mean to me i dont *always* say those things...... lol jk i do
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Someone who's name I can't remember: So Mxy, are you still a PR?
Was It a recruit? Cause If so, that would be realllly funny, seeing as they would probably be serious
Ya, it was a recruit! :siderofl:
I'll let them remain anonymous, tho!
Lemme guess: Phantom3?
Sounds like a Phantom3 thing to say... ;)
Anything possible yet with low probability... Phantom is the person ;D
Very perceptive of you all...
Phantom: Mxy, how long have you been a PR?
Mxy: About 6 and a half years...
However, this time is was someone else ;D
y are you guys always so mean to me i dont *always* say those things...... lol jk i do
We are mean people.
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They are. ^^!
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Sometimes the truth hurts :P
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Sometimes the truth hurts :P
Ouch
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Sometimes the truth hurts :P
Ouch
Did someone hurt you? :L but yeah, harshness ftw!!!
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T'was a late evening, and I felt like adminning, so I hopped on vent and put in my comment:
"Got to keep my voice down, sleepy time in Fuzzy house"
Later on Master Kiwi came on and said:
"All the little worms are sleeping eh?"
Struck me funny. :siderofl:
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Crimson: I just changed whatshisnames team back to red
Enoch: No I did!
:siderofl: :siderofl:
Of course, that means that we changed his team, then back again :)
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Crimson: I just changed whatshisnames team back to red
Enoch: No I did!
:siderofl: :siderofl:
Of course, that means that we changed his team, then back again :)
i didnt read the size three font saying
Of course, that means that we changed his team, then back again
to get that
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bfm_Phantom: "Wow. This map takes, like, FOR-EVER!"
Mxy: "Well, you ARE on Infinity."
<quiet pause>
Mxy: "Think about it, Phantom..."
bfm_Phantom: "Hunh?"
BFM_Hogzilla(I think?): "Ya, it's INFINITE..."
<another pause>
bfm_Phantom: "Oh! It's long because it's INFINITE!"
<A short discussion about "blonde moments" ensued.... :siderofl: >
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shhssss idk but i didnt get it at the time ok.
im like this map is so big!!! <hence map name: infinity> my dunce moments <blonde eh>
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shhssss idk but i didnt get it at the time ok.
im like this map is so big!!! <hence map name: infinity> my dunce moments <blonde eh>
I would say it's called Infinity due the track path (looking the map down from above)
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Tbh I'd never thought of it too. Infinity as in infinite, makes sense :P
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Fenix is 100% definately probably maybe right. It's shaped as an 8, but if you turned it it's shaped in the "infinity" sign.
Never thought of that before :keke:.
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So i am smart eh!
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*Phantom is being... herself.
Me: Vent with phantom is like TV with cable.
So i am smart eh!
Nope. :haw:
I feel the smack behind my head... I hear a snort. :ninja: :elvis:
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Mxy had a good one a while back. I can't remember it exactly, but the gist of it was:
Someone: I spawned ahead.
MrMxyzptlk: How many does that give you now?
:giggle: It took me a few seconds to get it, but I lolled when I did!
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Mxy had a good one a while back. I can't remember it exactly, but the gist of it was:
Someone: I spawned ahead.
MrMxyzptlk: How many does that give you now?
:giggle: It took me a few seconds to get it, but I lolled when I did!
> CONFIRMED <
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Took me a moment too :XD:
:LOL:
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Wibbly Wib jions the server #2
N3goti8: Hi, Sibbly!
<laughs in vent channel>
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Kiwi: So...... Tanxs and Legend, are you two like sisters?
>_>
Tanxs1: I'm leaving and never coming back
Xtr3me: Can I have your sargeant position?
Tanxs1: NO
Tanxs1 disconnects
:giggle:
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Kiwi: So...... Tanxs and Legend, are you two like sisters?
>_>
Tanxs1: I'm leaving and never coming back
Xtr3me: Can I have your sargeant position?
Tanxs1: NO
Tanxs1 disconnects
:giggle:
:LOL: :siderofl:
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This is no longer stickied!! :O
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IKR! We obviously need to be quoting more!
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Here's one:
Nancy was gunning for Crimson and said in chat "my driver is pro, dudes, we're going to win". I asked on Vent why my gunner, named Nothing, hasn't announced our chances of victory based on my driving.
Crimson: Well, you can't expect something from Nothing.
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:siderofl: :siderofl: :siderofl: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: ^^! ^^! ^^!
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Epic win Crimson
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Me and Xplode chilling
Lemming: *random rant about exams and uni*
Xplode:Hey lemming, have you moved away from your mic??
Lemming: No...why?
Xplode: just 'cause you were really loud before and now I'm like turning up my volume, thinking I'm going deaf.
Lemming: probably because you are.
Xplode: sorry, what was that?
Lemming: Probably 'cause you are....*talking slightly louder*
Xplode: sorry, what was that?
30 second time of realization
Lemming: I hate ya...
Xplode: *giggling to himself*
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Three60: Urgh xplode is a corporal
Dstruct: Again?
JANE: Lol why did you say it like that? "Again".
Rofl.
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Actually it was
dStruct: Xplode is a corporal...
three60: Again.
JANE: What did you say it like that D3?
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Actually it was
dStruct: Xplode is a corporal...
three60: Again.
JANE: What did you say it like that D3?
Actually it was
dStruct: Xplode is a corporal...
three60: Again.
JANE: Why did you say it like that D3?
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^^ poor xplode ;D :winkgrin:
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A while ago:
Kiwi: So Tanxs, what are you and Legend? Sisters?
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Trekstr talking to JANE:
"You're MUCH older than I am."
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Trekstr talking to JANE:
"You're MUCH older than I am."
ooouuuuucccchhhhhhhh bad move Trekster. :o ;D :siderofl:
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Don't worry, Jane. At least you're not an old wizened man like I am.
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orme
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ornotme
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Edison: I am a liar
I always lie
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"ok we all have to make rhyms for each other!" -- phantom
"dont mess with the bubble or you'll get in trouble! becuase bfm_phantom will have a trantrum!"
totally epic thanks to all for the lovely rhyme!!!
made up by: Cool.....Gamer.....Sojourn.....Dizzle..... and who ever else was in that channel!
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"Miggy Poo"
"Goalie Bear"
Made up by: Cool and Phantom
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Edison: I am a liar
I always lie
What can I say?
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"Campe' is french for bad racer",BFM_JANE lol :XD:
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After sitting through my endless complaining over being called "milady", Joel and I share this exchange:
Joel: I should find something to call you.
JANE: You should. Be sure sure it's equally as condescending and sexist as "milady".
Joel: *thinking*
Joel: I know -- I'll wait until I'm not on your team, and after I kill you, I'll say "sorry, baby".
Very LOL on Vent :P
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lol you actually posted that LOLOLOL
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
JANE, the guest was just being polite XD
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
JANE, the guest was just being polite XD
tanxs1 you had to be there lolz
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Nice one Joel! If I'd been drinking coffee I'd have just spewed it all over my keyboard.
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Nice one Joel! If I'd been drinking coffee I'd have just spewed it all over my keyboard.
+1
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Nice one Joel! If I'd been drinking coffee I'd have just spewed it all over my keyboard.
I would have too, but then that's in part because I hate coffee. :P
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After sitting through my endless complaining over being called "milady"...
Tee-hee! I think I may have started all this...muahahahaha
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three60: I got 67.9%.
kiwi: 67.9% out of a hundred?
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Phantom: i dont want to where a dress for grad in grade 12
Spareparts: i dont like dresses either
Fenix: But you look FABULOUS in a dress
------ A few moments pass ------
and yet he didn't deny he doesnt look fabulous in dresses
There were more lines but thats the just of it
this was halariously made up By the
- the great mr.bubble
- Spareparts
- Fenix
- and Phantom
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BFM_Sojourn singing "This is the map that never ends it goes on and on my friends" lolzzz by all in vent ;D
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For some reason whilst gunning, it seemed I always ran into Invert. So after some fun chat, to the extent of me taking a loooooooooooong time to get my big tags, he got no laps one map, so I gave him the usual "0 laps may = kick Invert" I can't believe his response:
Invert: "oh hehe, you are so toast"
Myself: "I was wondering if this would have an effect on my big tags.
Me scared! :eek:
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:siderofl:
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BFM_Sojourn singing "This is the map that never ends it goes on and on my friends" lolzzz by all in vent ;D
This is the map that never ends! It goes on and on my friends! Somebody started racn' it not knowing where it lead! And they'll continue racn' it forever just becauuuuuse....This is the map that never ends! It goes on and on my friends! Somebody started racn' it not knowing where it lead! And they'll continue racn' it forever just becauuuuuse....This is the map that never ends! It goes on and on my friends! Somebody started racn' it not knowing where it lead! And they'll continue racn' it forever just becauuuuuse....This is the map that never ends! It goes on and on my friends! Somebody started racn' it not knowing where it lead! And they'll continue racn' it forever just becauuuuuse....
Yeah...I'm outa breathe...
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BFM_Enigma: (jokingly) Aw that guy killed me! I stole that hog fair and square and he killed me!
Fair and square theft? 0.o
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THis was a long time ago but it was still funny when it happened
Phantom3: But Enigma i should want for that!
Enigma: No its one of those cases where no need to warn just expresing personality!
Phantom3: But MOM!!!!
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THis was a long time ago but it was still funny when it happened
Phantom3: But Enigma i should want for that!
Enigma: No its one of those cases where no need to warn just expresing personality!
Phantom3: But MOM!!!!
want>warn
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Enigma: Yesterday was my anniversary.
Me: Your wife is a martyr. Putting up so long with you.
Enigma: She said something similar.
;D
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Microsoft Sam, as Crimson joins: "Oh, it's 360, I'll just leave then" has connected.
...
(3 seconds later) "Oh, it's 360, I'll just leave then" has left the server.
:'(
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WIN Crimson ^^!
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We had an Italian guest "un veicolo"
JANE: Hmmm, strange, it doesn't have an "N" in it.
JANE: Wait, "vehicle" doesn't have an "N" either. Never mind!
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We had an Italian guest "un veicolo"
JANE: Hmmm, strange, it doesn't have an "N" in it.
JANE: Wait, "vehicle" doesn't have an "N" either. Never mind!
ah, Jane...
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We had an Italian guest "un veicolo"
JANE: Hmmm, strange, it doesn't have an "N" in it.
JANE: Wait, "vehicle" doesn't have an "N" either. Never mind!
ah, Jane...
I think you meant:
ah, Ja_e....
:winkgrin:
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lol ^^!
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Jane-"hey brandflakes....
Jane-"can i just call you flakie"
Me-"uhhh... sure lol O.o"
:chief:
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After Blade asserting that he was "the real BFM_Fuzzy", and after much recent slander from Enigma and Blade that I "don't race anymore" we had this exchange:
Enigma: Oh I've got a guy going backwards on Gephy, I swear.
Blade: What is Gephy?
Enigma: It's a BFM map.
Blade: I don't know what that is, I never race, I'm Fuzzy.
:siderofl:
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Fuzzy: Ok, Enigma, I think we should measure maturity based on the attributes that Blade doesn't have.
Blade: So I assume spamming me is sign of maturity?
Fuzzy: You've had your fair share of spamming, little man.
:siderofl: :siderofl:
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A lil' game of "20 questions" with Blade. Watch now as he tries his hardest to discover the State of Admiral Fuzzy!! ;D
1:Is it bigger than a loaf of bread?
2:Is it blue?
3:Does it fit in your freezer?
4:Is the population over 35?
5:Is it above the equator?
6:Is it an animal, vegetable or mineral?
7:Can you use it to eat a sandwich?
8:Was the State named after a place in England?
9:Is your State named after a President?
10:Is your State north of Texas?
11:Would you consider the State to be larger in area than New England?
12:Is it in the center of the USA?
13:Is it bordered with Canada?
14:Montana?
15:Idaho?
16:Minnesota?
17:North Dakota?
18:Pennsylvania?
19:Alaska?
20:Does Fuzzy live in the State?
21:Ohio?
22:Michigan?
23:Illinois?
Then came the giveaway from me: "It's the only State worth living in."
24:Wisconsin!! (Glad he feels the same way I do ;))
I think I like question #7 the most. :siderofl:
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Somebody: Kicking Justin Bieber
--Silence--
Room: Finally/thank you!!
Somebody: Can we ban for that name?
:XD: :XD: :LOL:
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Alot of us were in vent and we couldnt here BFM_Victus
BFM_Jmaster: So many ppl in game that arnt on vent like Victus
BFM_Crimson: Victus is in vent he just isnt talking
*IN GAME*
BFM_Victus: Im Taling
BFM_Victus: My Kic isnt working
*IN VENT*
BFM_Three60: Apperently neither are your fingers
BFM_Crimson: Try your other leg
*non stop laughter*
*IN GAME*
BFM_Victus: Shuish
BFM_Victus: I cvant spell
*non stop laughing*
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BFM_Victus: Marty, what's up with Luxembourg? I just don't get that country.
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BFM_Victus: Marty, what's up with Luxembourg? I just don't get that country.
LOL I was station in Germany for 4 years and one day on a trip I didn't notice we went thru it had to turn back
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While racing-
The Soap: Whoa, there are a lot of people here.
Everyone: Where?
Kiwi: China? India? A Lady Gaga concert?
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BFM_Victus: Marty, what's up with Luxembourg? I just don't get that country.
LOL I was station in Germany for 4 years and one day on a trip I didn't notice we went thru it had to turn back
BAHAHAHAHHHAH love it
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Oh hi Hydra! Hydra's come to visit after being gone for a few months and we're all happy to see him. Tails was away for two weeks though, just got back and might have missed Hydra's appearance. So this happened on Vent:
Tails: Hydra was on for the last two weeks, wasn't he?
JANE: He was, on the forums and I've seen him on Vent.
Tails: That's disappointing.
JANE: Yeah, it's always disappointing when Hydra's around.
:giggle: :hug:
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xD
I hope it's not disappointing when I stop by on the forums.
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Only disappointing in the sense that you merely "stop by" these days. :'(
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xD
I hope it's not disappointing when I stop by on the forums.
It's disappointing when you aren't on Vent...with tags!
:hug:
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JANE: I am not a very good person.
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[while racing]
MrMxyzptlk: this is much more fun than mowing the lawn
BFM_Enigma: please don't say that; my wife might hear you.
MrMxyzpltk: Oh! Sorry!
[pause]
MrMxyzptlk: [whispers] this is much more fun than doing the dishes.
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JANE: The 1600's? I didn't think England was that old!!
:doh:
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JANE: Don't shoot me, I won't nade you!
You were killed by JANE
Crimson was killed by JANE
JANE: Sorry! Panic nade!
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JANE: Don't shoot me, I won't nade you!
You were killed by JANE
Crimson was killed by JANE
JANE: Sorry! Panic nade!
LOL. :LOL:
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This goes without saying, but at the time she blurted out "Don't shoot me, I won't nade" she'd already stuck us with the nade she was saying she wouldn't throw.
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Panic nade, panic bargain... In the heat of battle, everything becomes a blur. Is it so bad that I fight for my life?
;D
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This goes without saying, but at the time she blurted out "Don't shoot me, I won't nade" she'd already stuck us with the nade she was saying she wouldn't throw.
Pretty much same situation, same folks involved this past weekend:
Jane's as usual: "Don't shoot me, I won't nade"
Kiwi: "yeah right as I am glowing blue"
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Welcome marco
BFM_Effect: polo
BFM_JANE: polo
BFM_Sam: polo
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Welcome marco
BFM_Effect: polo
BFM_JANE: polo
BFM_Sam: polo
I win I was first :D
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chukka.
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I was driving into the base area on Danger Canyon with Effect gunning, and I ran into a hog that was flipping and flipped us (or we died, or something) and so naturally I blamed Effect. His response:
BFM_Effect: Well you drove into the flipping hog!
(http://www.ifc.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/621_356_napoleon_dynamite.jpg)
Gosh!
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You should have blamed crimson, that was his flipping hog
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I dont remember who exactly was on or what exactly was said but:
*Game ends*
Dusaro: Nice driving Invert... every now and again.
*people laughing*
Invert: Did he just say now and again?
*more laughing*
another one i dont remember who said what or who exactly was on:
Someone: i thought i told you guys about that rule yet you keep breaking it
Dusaro: Whuut
Someone: the rule where you shouldnt kill Big tags or you wont increase in rank
*laughing*
Someone else: No, the rule was kill Invert as much as possible
*laughing*
Dusaro: I guess im following that rule quite well then
*laughing*
Someone: yeah i guess you are
*more laughing*
I had killed invert a lot the past few maps.
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On Danger Canyon...
me: Hey Roscoe did I just get in your hog? I need red elbow.
Roscoe: What? You need a red elf?!
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On Danger Canyon...
me: Hey Roscoe did I just get in your hog? I need red elbow.
Roscoe: What? You need a red elf?!
haha i remember that, that was like 3 hours ago wasn't it? and Roscoe, you were in my hog :)
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I'm on gimp while sitting in the racing room with everyone else....
Me: There's no 'My little Pony' renders on Planet Renders.
Mr Mxyzptlk: Umm okay...
Me: That was pretty useless I know, just saying :)
Mr Mxyzptlk: Well, there's no pork in fish.
:LOL:
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Lemming was complaining because she had different Corporal/Sergeant work to do since she was last a Corporal...
Lemming: Arghhh!!! I don't understand!
Me: What?
Lemming: Well, last time I was a processing Corporal not a deadline Corporal. I got to process people.
Me: You... You pro... You processed people?
Lemming: Yes. Into mince. Delicious!
Ummm. I don't want to be in this channel anymore....
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Mmm, processed PRs. (http://i.imgur.com/cZKuzQ8.gif)
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Tender deliciousness :p
Go to the shower, come back and sit down next to the computer. Over the headset Benjy's voice sounds...
Benjy*Sneeze*: "Lemming!...oh she must be in the shower"
Blade: well she wouldn't ignore you
Benjy: No of course, cause' we are, like, friends!
*Me sat there deliberately not talking*
To wrongs don't make a right guys ;)
Benjy: I am a beautiful man
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BFM_Lemming: Think of the bullets as hugs!